i was going to say brazil but there are safer options

....thanks bronco67 :pimp

Hell yeah, I got Island fever after a year in Curacao :winkwink:

I'd move to Russia......said no one ever. :1orglaugh

I would actually move to greece.

Colombia for sure. I lived in Bogota, Medellin and Tunja; all were great. I also like Panama.

bear in mind that Brazilians tend to be extremely social, almost to to the point of obnoxiously social. So even though Brazilian girls tend to be hot, they're also likely to be more annoying than similarly hot girls from the less social and thereby less annoying cultures of Argentina or Uruguay. Personally, if I had to pick a place in that part of the world, i'd go with either BA or Punta.

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Brazil. I would like to explore the Amazon.

I like the sound of NZ but so damn remote if you travel regularly and I worry that the population are not going to be super intelligent like say if I compare with the population of London (UK). May sound a bit silly but if you're a big city guy living amongst thick farmers, you might not have that much in common with the local population.

How does Christchurch compare with Auckland?

Europe is TOTALLY out for me - economically & geopolitically a disaster. Most of Europe will be administered by the muslim league decades from now, the parts that are not will be very difficult to live in as I see nothing but war and disruption coming up there.

Brazil - the asses are too big and my friend from Rio has warned me about the crime.

Chile, Argentina, Nicaragua, Panama all sound interesting.

China is a pretty nice place to live these days but my top choice though would be Southeast Asia (Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia). Mostly english speaking, you're pretty central, good geo-political circumstances, economically moving forward apace with close ties to China. Worth mentioning Singapore has been voted easiest place to do business this week (New Zealand was second) out of almost 200 countries:

Singapore tops World Bank business ranking for ninth year - BBC News

That's insane, you must have the figures wrong though. You're saying a 1000 Sq Meter home for maybe as little as $100k ?

I know absolutely nothing about that country but it doesn't look like many people speak English and its right next to Honduras which is like murder capital of the world. But still, show me a Nicaragua property site!

Stay away from the Motherland

I miss the plains of Africa

Well I'm the only one who mentioned China.

Only one person said United States, which is hardly surprising since this is an English speaking bunch.

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First of all: it's a very calm and safe place, you see girls walking home alone at 4 am and nothing happens. The only occasional "crime" i personally notice are pub brawls - usually drunk foreigners.

Kids I see everywhere - so I assume it's a good place for that - lol

I live in the center, I don't have or need a car. Bicycle is fine too.

Cost of living... Depends on you. But you can live very cheap here. Beer is about $1.50, eating out for 2 people can be easily done for $20-$25.

Just if you want a really posh life with fine dining, exquisite clubs and other luxury crap this is not the right place.

Because there is nothing to do in the USA nowadays. The clown who has mentioned Russia does not realize that a weak ruble makes the life of expats here better. I mean those who earn in Euro or USD. I'm not an expat but now I pay almost 2x less for everything here.

Google is your friend anyways: https://www.google.com/search?q=Amer...pats+in+Russia :winkwink:

Panama. Nice country, no taxes

Any sex clubs in Brno?
I like the sex clubs in Europe. :)

Joe Obenberger, a man of contrasts: writes descriptions of Vienna that rival in poetic quality and evocativeness the famous song Wien, Wien, Nur Du Allein (my translation)

Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, I lurrrrrvs you
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein !
I bes dreamin urrrrv you
Dort, wo die alten Häuser stehn,
Them cribs is OLD
Dort, wo die lieblichen Mäedchen gehn !
Them bitches is GOLD!
Wien, Wien, nur du allein
Vienna, you always aight!
Sollst stets die Stadt meiner Träume sein!
I bes thinkin bout you at night!
Dort, wo ich glüklich und selig bin,
Im happayyy when im inna
Ist Wien, ist Wien, mein Wien !
jiggidy jiggidy jiggidy Vienna!

.....Then apparently has no idea that ass worship, big legs and big bunda, practically originated in Brasil. Brasil is a futbao playing ass worshiping nation. Having a giant ass is like having a flawless diamond for a brasilian girl.

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anywhere except USA - Arabic nations - Eastern Asia

Costa Rica - lived there for a number of years - highly recommend it. (for relaxing reasons)

Your question all depends on your tax situation, how much you want to stay under the radar etc.. Are you looking for a new passport at some stage or just a temporary escape.

Also depends if your single, kids, attached etc..

But quite close to Colombia. No taxes but is the living expensive?

While it's what all us mini-ballers really want - to live like Kings in cheap foreign countries where the girls and drugs are plentiful - for safety reasons I tend to avoid any place where I'm the richest motherfucker in sight.

Living not that expensive - just a bitch to open bank accounts if your an American. Of course all depends on your level of banking or if you even need this service.

There are some, never saw any from the inside though. Just been to a table dance place like 4 times in 9 years. Don't care about things like that.

It goes without saying that you've taken indecent liberties with that song in your translation! :-)

Of course not. Every day is probably like a sex club to you! LOL

It depends why you would move there.. if it's because of business opportunities then it's not a bad choice. However if it's to see the yellow rivers and smog.. not so good choice.

Too many to count. Couple of good ones, lots of not so good.

I've already decided which country I would move to. Little village outside Brno, in a shed, stuck in a cabbage field.

No shortage of yellow rivers and smog in the USA.

I remember staying once at the Westin Bonaventure in LA. Had a nice suite with a panoramic view of the Hollywood Hills and the Hollywood Sign. Except after about 10am it was completely hazed out and not visible.

Every big city in the world has smog, it's a fact of life in any fossil fuel burning transport environment.

Every country in the world has pollution problems, some worse than others.

China is getting better, pumping huge amounts of money into renewables - it will take time.

As for China as a destination for expats, Shanghai is a cosmopolitan bustling city with enormous opportunity.

You guys talking about moving to Uruguay have no idea what you're getting in to. Contact me on skype to learn the truth about what it's like to live hrre.

Someplace where it's sunny and I can live close to the water. Belize and Costa Rica come to mind.

After living as an expat in Spain for the past year and a half, I love living here, I don't ever want to go back to the UK :thumbsup

The fantastic climate, the fantastic food, drink, people, places, sea, sun, more food & drink, & at fantastic prices :thumbsup

Well, have you been to China? How long did you stay? It's good for business reasons but also for thousands of other reasons. What's not good about it?

It's true that China is very polluted but smog, even in Beijing, it doesn't happen that often and since China's economy is off its peak, things are getting a bit better lately.

However, China is huge (almost as big as the United States in land area) and there are plenty of cities where pollution is minimal. Islands like Hainan, Lantau, Macau are beautiful. Parts of Shandong are nice. Hangzhou is known as the garden city, very clean and green and there are many more.

i'm in Hungary, born and raised.
I'd recommend a 2-months stay here Tops. Any more would pull you down morally.

Could you tell a more about this here? :)

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I hear Syria is a peaceful and beautiful country.

Before you move anywhere go spend 90 days and see if you can take it.

I have family that made the jump to San Pedro, Belize. They love it! It's quite remote as there are no cars on the island. But there is a big expat community if you are lookin to live on the beach this would be the place!

Sure, add me to skype and contact me.