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dyna mo 11-27-2015 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20649275)
I'm 39 and if I were to get a bike I'd probably get a Triumph because I like the way they look. Just out of curiosity, what does that mean?

triumph is another brand that has a strong identity, i don't necessarily understand how it all boils down, i would guess Triumph is similar to harley, a rebel outlaw spirit.

Brando rode a Triumph in "The Wild One" btw

Rob 11-27-2015 12:26 PM

I think we've strayed off topic. I don't care about people riding motorcycles after they turn 40. What I was asking is why they immerse themselves in the culture? You can get a Harley, take it out for the weekend, ride it all over God's green, but where does the desire to start hanging out at seedy bars, wearing all black, wearing a bandanna over your eyes (or better yet, a skull face one), donning enough leather to make a cowboy puke, and growing out your beard come into play?

I enjoy going to hockey games, but you don't see me wearing ice skates or pads to a match. I don't even wear a jersey (I'm not that guy). A hobby quickly becomes a lifestyle, and I'm trying to figure out why. And it's usually the quiet ones that you would never expect.

baggg 11-27-2015 12:28 PM

Harleys are for menchildren.They look retarded as fuck, especially if you wear those try hard leathers.
Real men ride real bikes like KTM, BMW or Yamaha with proper gear.
But anyway, im still a good decade from 40, i hope i never turn into one of them "bikers"

http://i.imgur.com/Zq6SRBL.jpg

ITraffic 11-27-2015 12:32 PM

because they realize despite their success they have become lame, boring and tired and want to do a cosmetic change so they can feel bad, dangerous, wild and vital.

of course the change is just cosmetic ... like when someone starts to wear glasses in order to make themselves look smart.

jimmycooper 11-27-2015 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20649282)
triumph is another brand that has a strong identity, i don't necessarily understand how it all boils down, i would guess Triumph is similar to harley, a rebel outlaw spirit.

Brando rode a Triumph in "The Wild One" btw

Awesome. Thanks.

dyna mo 11-27-2015 12:33 PM

well, i see the thread is back on topic.

2MuchMark 11-27-2015 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 20649211)
Better question is, why do these same geniuses blip the throttle while stopped at a red light?
I'd like to know what that is all about.

It sounds cool to the owner, but that's it. It's some kind of macho pissing contest. No one else really likes it though. You Know Who Likes it When You Rev Your Engine? No One!*|*Ivan Decker

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20649205)

I've had bikes all my life. Started with dirt bikes, trikes (yes, trikes!), and (don't laugh!) mopeds when I was a kid.

Share some pics, you badass!

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20649205)
I completely fail to understand the old man Harley thing. For me motorcycles was about speed and adrenaline. Kicking back and going slow.... That's an old man thing.

Not me. If I had a bike I would take it nice and slow. And if alone on a long twisty road or highway I'd probably still take it slow just to enjoy the ride. I've seen some people really speed past me while driving on the highway and they freak me out.

BlackCrayon 11-27-2015 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20649286)
Harleys are for menchildren.They look retarded as fuck, especially if you wear those try hard leathers.
Real men ride real bikes like KTM, BMW or Yamaha with proper gear.
But anyway, im still a good decade from 40, i hope i never turn into one of them "bikers"

http://i.imgur.com/Zq6SRBL.jpg

maybe its a euro thing but that bike looks like a dirtbike with makeup on. harleys look way cooler.

baddog 11-27-2015 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20649269)
"Bandannas keep the wind from knotting up your hair."

Tell me that doesn't sound gay. If you wear leather and drive a bike you like cocks in your mouth. No ifs about it.

Then you are dumber than I thought.

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20649271)
My question would be.. why do they always have to dress up like clowns just because they get a bike.

They buy a bike then they have to also buy the silly leather shit that is just for fashion and isn't gonna protect their ass.

Leave it to a fucking crockett scientist to suggest that leather doesn't help. I have PROOF they will protect you.

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20649277)

I don't ride on a regular basis. I don't own a bike, and never see myself purchasing one. If some friends want me to come hang out and cruise a little, I won't turn them down. But to say I'm an enthusiast, it completely off base. I know why chaps are important for riding horses, but never really considered the functionality of them for bike riders.

I have only ridden a horse once and it became readily clear why cowboys wore chaps ... those animals are filthy and sweat all over you if you don't have protection.

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20649285)
I think we've strayed off topic. I don't care about people riding motorcycles after they turn 40. What I was asking is why they immerse themselves in the culture? You can get a Harley, take it out for the weekend, ride it all over God's green, but where does the desire to start hanging out at seedy bars, wearing all black, wearing a bandanna over your eyes (or better yet, a skull face one), donning enough leather to make a cowboy puke, and growing out your beard come into play?

You may not be trying to be argumentative, but you sure are not stopping to think.

Wear black - hides the dirt
Covering face with bandanna - Have you ever hit a bee at 60 MPH? Every little bit helps
Seedy bars - Fuck, they are a lot more fun than some club
Beards - Help as a cushion/buffer against rocks, hail, bugs a lot more than a bandanna

2MuchMark 11-27-2015 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20649276)
everybody does that shit though, have you seen wannabe cyclists on $10,000 bicycles with their beer bellies stuffed into neon lyrca?

I've seen that and its ridiculous.

Here in Montreal I've seen men and women riding to work on bicycles and motor cycles wearing suits. Looks good to me!


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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20649285)
I think we've strayed off topic. I don't care about people riding motorcycles after they turn 40. What I was asking is why they immerse themselves in the culture?

It's probably not a cultural thing at first. People like to associate with other like-minded people. Musicians want to meet other musicians and join bands, Mustang drivers join mustang clubs, adult webamsters join adult webmaster forums. People who want bikes grew up with the image of a biker. The first thing they do after buying a bike is buy some clothes that help match the image they have in their heads, and then after that maybe start associated with others who look like them, and who have bikes as a common interest.

I don't know why it happens but a psychologist would know the answers.

NakedWomenTime 11-27-2015 12:44 PM

I guess it's because they finally have the money and time to spend on a hobby, and biking is something that occurs to them, for a sense of "freedom". Personally I prefer mountain biking to motor biking though.

dyna mo 11-27-2015 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20649298)

Leave it to a fucking crockett scientist to suggest that leather doesn't help. I have PROOF they will protect you.

:1orglaugh

there's a reason motoGP requires leather 1 piece racing suits.

http://i.imgur.com/i2tOJf8.jpg

baddog 11-27-2015 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20649306)
:1orglaugh

there's a reason motoGP requires leather 1 piece racing suits.

http://i.imgur.com/i2tOJf8.jpg

He is so fucking stupid it is almost criminal.

JFK 11-27-2015 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20649205)
I think it's because they can afford it when they get older?


there ya go :2 cents::thumbsup

dyna mo 11-27-2015 01:01 PM

the only thing re: leather chaps (for me) was they didn't keep my nuts warm. cold nuts man, that'll catch up to ya down the road.

ilnjscb 11-27-2015 01:04 PM

If you've never ridden a motorcycle you can't imagine. Once you're skilled enough where you can ride without being terrified, it is truly amazing. A pain in the dick sometimes, but amazing. The wind can be really cold, and there are bugs, so leather helps. If you ride a lot you will have a get-off, so the boots and leather help again. Probably, when you're 40 or above you have enough rank at your job, or your biz is successful enough were you're not someone's bitch all day. So you can take some trips.

That said I haven't ridden in 15 years.

TCLGirls 11-27-2015 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20649298)
Then you are dumber than I thought.

Leave it to a fucking crockett scientist to suggest that leather doesn't help. I have PROOF they will protect you.

If wearing leather was all about protection, that does not explain the leather vest phenomenon. Why leave your entire arm fully exposed if one is trying to protect one's self by wearing leather?

http://bikerleatherltd.com/uploads/t...s-vests250.jpg

dyna mo 11-27-2015 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TCLGirls (Post 20649340)
If wearing leather was all about protection, that does not explain the leather vest phenomenon. Why leave your entire arm fully exposed if one is trying to protect one's self by wearing leather?

http://bikerleatherltd.com/uploads/t...s-vests250.jpg

it doesn't have to be all or nothing, 1 piece full body suit or naked. people find their comfort zone and go there.

i never rode without leather gloves but often rode without leather pants or jacket.

people are also making a statement with their clothing choices. but a motorcycle vest is very much a safety item

ricers wear these all the time around here whilst doing wheelies down the freeway.

http://www.jspowersports.com/ebay/ic...-pink-back.jpg

baggg 11-27-2015 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 20649296)
maybe its a euro thing but that bike looks like a dirtbike with makeup on. harleys look way cooler.

Very comfy to ride on highways, in traffic or go innawoods, so why not use a practial bike instead of one slow ugly overpriced one like the harley?



baddog 11-27-2015 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20649352)
Very comfy to ride on highways, in traffic or go innawoods, so why not use a practial bike instead of one slow ugly overpriced one like the harley?



Silly kids


dyna mo 11-27-2015 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20649352)
Very comfy to ride on highways, in traffic or go innawoods, so why not use a practial bike instead of one slow ugly overpriced one like the harley?



if one were going on an across the country road trip, a touring motorcycle would be the practical choice, since it's designed and built for that, not small enduro, unless you're planning on wheelieing the entire trip, then the moto would be more practical.

dyna mo 11-27-2015 01:37 PM

well, i guess you'd have to have a support van to carry your gear too, if you're gonna use that moto for highway traveling.

baddog 11-27-2015 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20649370)
well, i guess you'd have to have a support van to carry your gear too, if you're gonna use that moto for highway traveling.

he isn't going anywhere on that; we both know that. Same with all these guys like Rochard, their bikes are for around town. They would never race me from LA to Vegas or Daytona.

jimmycooper 11-27-2015 01:40 PM

I think the dirt bike looking one is more of a dork thing than a Euro thing. When I think 'Euro', I think Moto Guzzi or Ducati not Yamaha.

jimmycooper 11-27-2015 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20649376)
he isn't going anywhere on that; we both know that. Same with all these guys like Rochard, their bikes are for around town. They would never race me from LA to Vegas or Daytona.

Baddog, what do you think of Triumph?

Ferus 11-27-2015 01:50 PM

I dont understand why people have to talk other brands Down. Its about riding and having fun. If you feel you have more fun on a HD than a Husaberg or Kawasaki - then buy a HD.

baddog 11-27-2015 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20649380)
Baddog, what do you think of Triumph?

Well, I owned a 69 Trident when I was in my late teens. I bought it because it was a radical chopper that I could afford. That being said it has been a very long time since I rode one.

I guess my main complaint with any British motor vehicle is Lucas Electrics, but the Lord of Darkness may not even be a factor anymore.

Back in those days, the Norton 750 Commando would have been one of my favorite bikes. If I was to buy that style bike these days I would probably lean towards a Buell or Ducati.

dyna mo 11-27-2015 01:51 PM

if i were in the market for a bike these days i'd go straight to the new scrambler:

http://images.motopod.com.br/Moto/DU...ler%20(24).jpg

MetaMan 11-27-2015 01:55 PM

This thread is about why all bikers are 100% homos. Not which shitty bikes you all drive.

dyna mo 11-27-2015 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20649391)
This thread is about why all bikers are 100% homos. Not which shitty bikes you all drive.

so what bike are you riding?

jimmycooper 11-27-2015 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20649387)
Well, I owned a 69 Trident when I was in my late teens. I bought it because it was a radical chopper that I could afford. That being said it has been a very long time since I rode one.

I guess my main complaint with any British motor vehicle is Lucas Electrics, but the Lord of Darkness may not even be a factor anymore.

Back in those days, the Norton 750 Commando would have been one of my favorite bikes. If I was to buy that style bike these days I would probably lean towards a Buell or Ducati.

Interesting. Thanks.

crockett 11-27-2015 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20649298)
Then you are dumber than I thought.



Leave it to a fucking crockett scientist to suggest that leather doesn't help. I have PROOF they will protect you.



I have only ridden a horse once and it became readily clear why cowboys wore chaps ... those animals are filthy and sweat all over you if you don't have protection.



You may not be trying to be argumentative, but you sure are not stopping to think.

Wear black - hides the dirt
Covering face with bandanna - Have you ever hit a bee at 60 MPH? Every little bit helps
Seedy bars - Fuck, they are a lot more fun than some club
Beards - Help as a cushion/buffer against rocks, hail, bugs a lot more than a bandanna

Baddog gets very angry when I call out dumb bikers who dress like they are going to a Halloween contest..

MetaMan 11-27-2015 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20649393)
so what bike are you riding?

I dont even ride the standing bicycle at the gym. All bike things are for homos. Im not having a mid life crisis and dont find a need to belong to some fraternity of fat guys.

dyna mo 11-27-2015 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20649402)
I dont even ride the standing bicycle at the gym. All bike things are for homos. Im not having a mid life crisis and dont find a need to belong to some fraternity of fat guys.

when did you give up on 2 wheeled vehicles? was it a balance thing?

crockett 11-27-2015 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20649276)
everybody does that shit though, have you seen wannabe cyclists on $10,000 bicycles with their beer bellies stuffed into neon lyrca?

Yes they are all over CO.. every retard on a road bike dresses like Lance Armstrong and has a $3k bicycle...

Oddly enough the mountain bike guys don't seem to dress up in their favorite costume but they do have $3k bikes.

The guys with dirt bikes are even worse. I've never seen a place before that riding a dirt bike required having the full fledge moto cross outfit down to the matching boots and helmets of their fav team.. it's as bad as Nascar rednecks wearing Tide jackets..

MetaMan 11-27-2015 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20649404)
when did you give up on 2 wheeled vehicles? was it a balance thing?

My cocks so big if im caught leaning to one side the thing is tippin over

PR_Glen 11-27-2015 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20649400)
Baddog gets very angry when I call out dumb bikers who dress like they are going to a Halloween contest..

right, as I recall you call out anyone for wearing protective gear for that specific hobby. They should all be in scuba suits and flippers just to be different.

jimmycooper 11-27-2015 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20649407)
Yes they are all over CO.. every retard on a road bike dresses like Lance Armstrong and has a $3k bicycle...

Oddly enough the mountain bike guys don't seem to dress up in their favorite costume but they do have $3k bikes.

The guys with dirt bikes are even worse. I've never seen a place before that riding a dirt bike required having the full fledge moto cross outfit down to the matching boots and helmets of their fav team.. it's as bad as Nascar rednecks wearing Tide jackets..

What do you wear? Old Navy?

crockett 11-27-2015 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20649413)
right, as I recall you call out anyone for wearing protective gear for that specific hobby. They should all be in scuba suits and flippers just to be different.

Wearing leather chaps, half helmets if one at all and half vests isn't wearing protective gear. It's trying to pretend you are a tough biker while looking like a gay Porn star..

Protective gear is full leathers or a slide suit with a full face helmet, but of course wearing that doesn't look cool am I right?

Keep pretending though..

dyna mo 11-27-2015 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20649410)
My cocks so big if im caught leaning to one side the thing is tippin over

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

well played.


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