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Va2k 12-02-2015 11:44 AM

Don't even know about her!

MetaMan 12-02-2015 11:46 AM

Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.

BoomBoomBenoit 12-02-2015 12:04 PM

if selling porn has taught me one thing, it's no one is "fugly". There are so many people with so many different tastes and different motivations that EVERYONE is doable in some way.

Mickey had it right, she may not be his cup of tea but I definitely think she's someones. The trick imo is to find the right market!

:2 cents:

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20654083)
Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.

Then on behalf of all women, do us a favor, stay the fuck home and starve. :upsidedow

The Porn Nerd 12-02-2015 12:08 PM

I would fuck her - but I would close my eyes and pretend she's Whitney Cummings.

dyna mo 12-02-2015 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20654059)

You have to pay to get laid? Aw man... sorry.

Brains = sexy. And I think she's pretty smart.


the simple fact is it's stupid for a porn slut to try and insult porners for paying for kinky hot chick banging.




but hey, pseudo-intellectualism is your thing. how elite. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

rhon23 12-02-2015 12:25 PM

fuck yeah go Amy!

MetaMan 12-02-2015 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20654095)
Then on behalf of all women, do us a favor, stay the fuck home and starve. :upsidedow

European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?

J. Falcon 12-02-2015 12:34 PM

No thanks.

The Porn Nerd 12-02-2015 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20654136)
European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?

I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

American women have two styles: slob and slut.

$money$ 12-02-2015 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20654083)
Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.

:2 cents::thumbsup

Choopa Phil 12-02-2015 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20654148)
I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

American women have two styles: slob and slut.

Depends on where in Jersey...Central and Northern...more in shape. Southern...not so much.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20654136)
European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?

I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you. :thumbsup

You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.

CaptainHowdy 12-02-2015 01:33 PM

Posting that should be a bannable offense ...

The Porn Nerd 12-02-2015 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20654163)
Depends on where in Jersey...Central and Northern...more in shape. Southern...not so much.

Very true. :)

In some sense I actualy do not blame US women. It IS the food we eat here in America, stuffed with chemicals and GMO and just terrible. Plus we've been trained to think comfortable is a higher value than beauty since beauty was always the thing that kept women from being taken seriously by men. European women embrace femininity more and adhere to a more old-fashioned sense of gender roles.

But still I object to so many (not all) US women seeming to just not give a fuck about how they look. LOL

PS to the GFY ladies: the above includes slobby pig American MEN too. :)

Choopa Phil 12-02-2015 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20654236)
Very true. :)

In some sense I actualy do not blame US women. It IS the food we eat here in America, stuffed with chemicals and GMO and just terrible. Plus we've been trained to think comfortable is a higher value than beauty since beauty was always the thing that kept women from being taken seriously by men. European women embrace femininity more and adhere to a more old-fashioned sense of gender roles.

But still I object to so many (not all) US women seeming to just not give a fuck about how they look. LOL

PS to the GFY ladies: the above includes slobby pig American MEN too. :)

It's not only the quality of the food it's also the portion size. I will not date a woman who is not into health/fitness. Its ingrained in me and it's a wonderful way to live. I'm 30 years old - Never had a cavity, broken bone, or major health issue...knock on wood. I believe that most of that stems from a balanced diet and leading an active life style. It's not always about whats on the outside but whats on the inside too!

Magnetron 12-02-2015 01:53 PM

That women have dealings with some of the men here is mind blowing.

j3rkules 12-02-2015 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20654148)
I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

American women have two styles: slob and slut.

Could not agree more with that.

2MuchMark 12-02-2015 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20654107)
the simple fact is it's stupid for a porn slut to try and insult porners for paying for kinky hot chick banging.
but hey, pseudo-intellectualism is your thing. how elite. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???

Choopa Phil 12-02-2015 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20654295)
Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???

Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite

dyna mo 12-02-2015 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20654295)
Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???

that's why back when i used to deal with you, i kept it simple, basic cuss words you comprehend, a complete sentence, not so much.

dyna mo 12-02-2015 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20654308)
Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite

in particular, a porn chick who gets paid for a sex website.

The Porn Nerd 12-02-2015 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20654249)
It's not only the quality of the food it's also the portion size. I will not date a woman who is not into health/fitness. Its ingrained in me and it's a wonderful way to live. I'm 30 years old - Never had a cavity, broken bone, or major health issue...knock on wood. I believe that most of that stems from a balanced diet and leading an active life style. It's not always about whats on the outside but whats on the inside too!

Yes I forgot portion size!! Out in New Jersey when I order takeout from an Italian place I get SO MUCH FOOD it's really embarrassing. Smothered in cheese, tons of pasta, entire loaf of bread...it's unbelievable. Of course most people make 2-3 meals out of it but still the portions are gigantic. Throw in $1 menus at fast food places, too.

2MuchMark 12-02-2015 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20654308)
Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite

That's what I thought. I wasn't sure if he was really saying that, here on an adult forum, where women in porn might read it. Thanks for clarifying.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20654311)
that's why back when i used to deal with you, i kept it simple, basic cuss words you comprehend, a complete sentence, not so much.

Okalee-doakalee.


Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20654315)
in particular, a porn chick who gets paid for a sex website.

Sorry - just had to quote you. You hate women more than I thought.

dyna mo 12-02-2015 02:39 PM

not 1 single fuck given what you think i think about women.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20654308)
Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite

Who is the she?

I got lost somehow?

He was talking to Mark, no?

Ferus 12-02-2015 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20654216)
I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you. :thumbsup

You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.

Let me guess... you are fat?

sandman! 12-02-2015 03:53 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by jerkules (Post 20653101)
If I wanted to see slightly chubby, unattractive, scantily dressed women, I would head to WalMart. So no thanks.


EddyTheDog 12-02-2015 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 20654421)
Let me guess... you are fat?

You are a tosser...

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 20654421)
Let me guess... you are fat?

Like a tub of fucking lard.

MaDalton 12-02-2015 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20654448)
Like a tub of fucking lard.

you bored? :1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20654484)
you bored? :1orglaugh

Never that. :winkwink:

The Porn Nerd 12-02-2015 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20654517)
Never that. :winkwink:

No he's actually interested.
It's amazing what Germans can do with lard.

:D

2MuchMark 12-02-2015 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20654333)
not 1 single fuck given what you think i think about women.

That's ok. All I wanted to do was make 100% sure I read you correctly.

420 12-02-2015 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20653450)
I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

I hope that's the pic they are using.....

It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20654583)
No he's actually interested.
It's amazing what Germans can do with lard.

:D

I'm scared to know. Don't ask don't tell policy. :thumbsup

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20654591)
It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.

I think they're made with fat babes, but she's obviously not trying to suck em up.

izombie 12-02-2015 08:19 PM

Ya'll are idiots I would totally fuck her and she's funny as hell, you know she has to be a total freak in bed.

Si 12-02-2015 08:30 PM

I didn't know they produced a live-action Miss Piggy biopic.

Disgusting = Funny I guess.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 10:28 PM


EddyTheDog 12-02-2015 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20654591)
It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.


OK - So it was Americans doing irony - That's why I missed it...

pornsprite 12-03-2015 03:19 AM

She is attractive enough to lay with easily

adultchatpay 12-03-2015 03:46 AM

I expected a nice nudity but what the hell was that pose?

davidclickpapa 12-03-2015 04:25 AM

she's funny and all but she really looks like the worst type of soccer moms

Coup 12-03-2015 04:27 AM

I want to lick all her knooks and crannies

MetaMan 12-03-2015 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20654216)
I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you. :thumbsup

You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.

Yes it grosses me out knowing tax dollars are being spent to fund some lard asses diabetic medication as they are stocking their cart with tubs of ice cream.

No, when I go to America I don't have to congregate with the pack of wild pigs that are American women. To much media, to many tubs of ice cream, to much feminism, not enough exercise. No thank you.

It is just the truth. Go to multiple European countries. Look at the women there. Compare them to American women then come back and tell me I'm wrong. Reality hurts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20654148)
I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

American women have two styles: slob and slut.

American women are pigs. European women for the majority take care of themselves. It is important for them to carry themselves in a certain manner. It's part of their culture to eat right, walk and be active.

dyna mo 12-03-2015 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20654589)
That's ok. All I wanted to do was make 100% sure I read you correctly.

and you're myopic enough to think your simple post makes it fact.




and btw captain save a ho, the porn slut you're trying to save here doesn't give 1 single fuck either.

but again, myopic you.

CamTraffic 12-03-2015 08:47 AM

I d rather date her than a Skinny Hollywood bitch with no brains
At least she's hilarious and i love me a little meat on the bones. Very sexy

Choopa Phil 12-03-2015 09:04 AM

Some super low standards on this board haha. When you have to talk about how smart she is to make up for her lack of aesthetics then you know she ugly!

dyna mo 12-03-2015 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20655220)
Some super low standards on this board haha. When you have to talk about how smart she is to make up for her lack of aesthetics then you know she ugly!

:1orglaugh

no shit right? the funniest part though is the need to make-up the notion that she's smart.

she's smart because she tells fart jokes? riiiiiiiiiight, that's a ********** level thought process.


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