you bored? :1orglaugh

Never that. :winkwink:

No he's actually interested.
It's amazing what Germans can do with lard.

:D

That's ok. All I wanted to do was make 100% sure I read you correctly.

It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.

I'm scared to know. Don't ask don't tell policy. :thumbsup

I think they're made with fat babes, but she's obviously not trying to suck em up.

Ya'll are idiots I would totally fuck her and she's funny as hell, you know she has to be a total freak in bed.

I didn't know they produced a live-action Miss Piggy biopic.

Disgusting = Funny I guess.

OK - So it was Americans doing irony - That's why I missed it...

She is attractive enough to lay with easily

I expected a nice nudity but what the hell was that pose?

she's funny and all but she really looks like the worst type of soccer moms

I want to lick all her knooks and crannies

Yes it grosses me out knowing tax dollars are being spent to fund some lard asses diabetic medication as they are stocking their cart with tubs of ice cream.

No, when I go to America I don't have to congregate with the pack of wild pigs that are American women. To much media, to many tubs of ice cream, to much feminism, not enough exercise. No thank you.

It is just the truth. Go to multiple European countries. Look at the women there. Compare them to American women then come back and tell me I'm wrong. Reality hurts.

American women are pigs. European women for the majority take care of themselves. It is important for them to carry themselves in a certain manner. It's part of their culture to eat right, walk and be active.

and you're myopic enough to think your simple post makes it fact.




and btw captain save a ho, the porn slut you're trying to save here doesn't give 1 single fuck either.

but again, myopic you.

I d rather date her than a Skinny Hollywood bitch with no brains
At least she's hilarious and i love me a little meat on the bones. Very sexy

Some super low standards on this board haha. When you have to talk about how smart she is to make up for her lack of aesthetics then you know she ugly!

:1orglaugh

no shit right? the funniest part though is the need to make-up the notion that she's smart.

she's smart because she tells fart jokes? riiiiiiiiiight, that's a ********** level thought process.

LOL! Sucks to be you, especially when you run out of excuses. Nice try anyway.


I know, right? Total cutie.

excuses? you're the one assuming amy schumer is smart. she's cute because she's smart is the lamest fucking excuse a guy tells a guy about a girl. :1orglaugh that's the excuse guys use to explain to their buddies why they're fucking an unattractive chick. you're too fucking obtuse to even see that.

Ahh sure feels good to be with a woman who's both smart (dentist) and takes care of their body (lifts/trains with me).

Mark all things considered it's smart to be healthy and in shape. You know since you only have one body and all. Imagine what she'll look like in 5 years...WOOF

people obsessed with fitness are highly annoying. no offense. i like to take care of myself but people who are so into it seem to be kind of obsessive compulsive types.

I'm sorry that me training 4x a week to stay in shape is considered obsessive. I'll be sure to modify my daily routine of being healthy so that you're not annoyed. I think its funny that people who say they take care of themselves usually look the same day in and day out at the gym. I like to make progress. Progress takes commitment. You make it seem like I wont eat a cookie or a piece of cake lol.

it was nothing to you personally, really. just more of a general comment. health/fitness nut types tend to think they are better than others and seem to be addicted to working out. you don't sound like the extreme type i am talking about though, i don't think 4 times a week is obsessive. i'd say 1-2 hours daily would be.

4-5 times a week 60-90 minutes a session. I also bike, snowboard, ski, longboard, hike, etc. I like to stay active and healthy...if im obsessed then so be it. Ill take this over being overweight and riddled with health problems.

Bodybuilders are a different story all together. The majority are drug addicts with poor self image.

like those are the only two ways to live? either super health/fitness conscious or overweight? you obviously want to be viewed as this. its an image your like to portray to others i guess.

I was like that when I was 30.

20+ years later I'm more into women who are into coffee, classic rock, and morning sex.

:D

Never said those were the 2 ways to live. I know for a fact that if I ate what I do now and did nothing I would become overweight. I pretty much workout so I can eat whatever the hell I want and still look good naked. I'm not forcing my lifestyle upon you or anyone so stop putting words in my mouth.

Been like this for 10 years and found a woman who really enjoys the outdoors and being as active as I do. Been together 5 years, getting engaged soon so I don't think my mindset will ever change in regards to that. She likes coffee, edm, and morning sex. Thats close enough ;)

nice pics

i can steer the conversation with a gal to or away from anything. i cannot steer what kind of sex i like. i like what i like. i can talk documentaries and global warming all day long but 1) that doesn't turn me on and more importantly 2) it doesn't turn any girl on, and most importantly 3) certainly wouldn't replace enjoyable sex.

Be all sorts of distracted by waves of extra skin and rolls. "hey that's my belly button" :throwup

this cash :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Yeah, I'm in. I'd hit it.

Rochoax is in on everything schumer… chuck too

I second that :repuke

99% of the men in this board should be happy someone will still bang you.

All talking shit about a normal-built woman. You've been in dreamland too long, none of those porn models are fucking you without getting paid.

kinda looked as i imagined a loud obnoxious blonde with an attitude. yep, seen it and don't wanna resee it

that vid you posted about her earlier was funny. never found her funny tbh, more basic. but that clip was funny

into women but I grew up in the era of heroin chic. thinner the better, both for myself and others

tendons, muscles, wrist bones, ribs, clavicles...don't get me started. male and female

that said, was curious once and picked up this large lady down to play with me and my guy joined in after he set up the night for us and she invited him in

she had the most gorgeous symmetrical face, devious smile, eyes that lit up and ish

Black women carry weight differently, not all up in the stomach. I gain an ounce it shows up there

my azz I had to make through muscle cuz the white/Native mix shows no love

anyway, was a fucking blast. all that flesh frightened me at first (and I was the one who invited her) and then it was just on. my husband liked thin too, but got into it cuz I did and just a magical night not to be re-created

it was special

ironically I felt fat that night cuz I ate something and after everything she slept over and we had a good talk about that/body image in general. and then I fell asleep on her boobs


I don't find Schumer sexually attractive on face. not into white blondes though have many friends who are. would I ever dream of shaming their bodies? fuck no. beautiful women inside and out who know how to get their freak on or just live their lives however they want

suspect she had a role in those poses, to show what a larger lady looks like when not tryna style for the camera to pretend to be thin. give her all the props for that

MMG I'd fuck ya in a heartbeat =p