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baggg 12-02-2015 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20653978)
in what backwards universe is a harley not a 'real bike'?

In what backwards shithole is a harley a real bike?You get a shiny pice of overpiced steel that is slow as fuck, uncomfortable, looks like shit, everyone who rides it is looks like a hideous manchild.
Maybe it is trendy among your metrosexual buttbuddies.:Oh crap:1orglaugh

Plutocracy 12-02-2015 11:55 AM

Learn to play an instrument like guitar or bass

georgeyw 12-02-2015 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20653958)
I have lots of hobbies.

For reasons I don't understand, a few years ago I decided to buy an old truck and fix it up. It's twenty-five years old, 175k miles on it, looks great, runs great, and most of it was fixed by myself. I am not very mechanical, so most things were a challenge for me. I wouldn't have been able to do it without YouTube videos.

I also got into biking two years ago. This has the added benefit of helping me to loose weight, which is great.

No way!

Have you ever owned a Mustang?

Grapesoda 12-02-2015 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20653503)
I tried macro photography - It turns out I don't have an artistic bone in my body...

So art is out - It needs to get me outside:helpme - I can't drive so it needs to be done locally - Gardening is out - I can kill plants with a look.....

I can cook - That's a start...

ever consider talking up 'stalking'?

dyna mo 12-02-2015 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20654064)
Trust me, I've seen "real" bikes built before. That guy from Choppers inc had his shop two units over from my warehouse back before he got all Discovery Channel famous then lost it all when he killed a guy while driving drunk..

One of my best friends was a test rider for the now defunct Quantium cycles until a van pulled out in front of him and now he can't see well enough to have a license.

Not to mention I lived in Daytona beach a few blocks from Main St and saw more custom built bikes in that 4 years than I care to remember..

Trust me.. Harley's are store bought wanna be bikes for people who want to dress up and play biker on the weekends. I don't however hang out with the 1%ers like Vendy and baddoggie so you can pretend I don't know what I'm saying if it makes you happy.


right, so your looking at bikes from the curb while a guy a few doors down from you a few years ago makes piece of shit bikes from a junk yard makes you an expert. i remember that dumbfuck, his bikes fell apart upon start up, if they started up. and yes, that dumbfuck is in prison now for running over a motorcyclist. just because you stored your lawnmower in the same industrial park makes you a Harley expert? :1orglaugh and you know a guy who knows a guy who rode a bike for some never heard of bike shop?

that's some libtard logic right there

xNetworx 12-02-2015 12:44 PM

I suggest a hobby that will benefit your health such as lifting weights, biking, or hiking.

clickity click 12-02-2015 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20653967)
Probably because there is no such thing as obsessive wanking.

I beg to differ, you clearly have no idea.

j3rkules 12-02-2015 01:44 PM

How about biking?

EddyTheDog 12-02-2015 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BoomBoomBenoit (Post 20654076)
Shotgunning

Seriously, it's kick ass. You don't need to hunt, you can play trap or skeet. They are fast paced games so you're not just waiting around for a target. You can spend as much or as little as you like, add fancy attachments for your gun or you can just keep it simple. Your biggest expense after getting a gun and a club membership (if you choose that route) is ammo. On the high end, that's $15 for a box of 25 shells.

I've really found it a fun and rewarding hobby without all the shitty cleanup. Cooking, you gotta clean the kitchen. Gardening, you gotta weed (and not the fun smoking kind), hiking, biking, kayaking - that stuff is fun at first and then it's like fucking work.

Go blow some plates up - amazing stress reliever, no messy clean up (like wanking) and no one judges how good or bad you are - you are carrying a gun after all :thumbsup

Here's my Benelli Nova 12 gauge pump shotgun:
http://fezmedia.ca/wp-content/upload...2/CAM00179.jpg

Word of warning, buying guns can be addictive!

Giving me a shot gun at this point is a really bad idea - I can't point a mouse in the right direction...

crockett 12-02-2015 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20654124)
right, so your looking at bikes from the curb while a guy a few doors down from you a few years ago makes piece of shit bikes from a junk yard makes you an expert. i remember that dumbfuck, his bikes fell apart upon start up, if they started up. and yes, that dumbfuck is in prison now for running over a motorcyclist. just because you stored your lawnmower in the same industrial park makes you a Harley expert? :1orglaugh and you know a guy who knows a guy who rode a bike for some never heard of bike shop?

that's some libtard logic right there

I knew you would get all mad when talking about your k-mart billy bad ass motorcycles. :1orglaugh

Dvae 12-02-2015 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20653503)
I Need Hobby That Doesn't Involve Computers Or Wanking...

Wanking is a hobby?
I think we've found your problem!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NakedWomenTime 12-02-2015 06:23 PM

How about sailing? Is there anywhere nearby where you could try it?

SilentKnight 12-02-2015 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20653503)
I tried macro photography - It turns out I don't have an artistic bone in my body...

Macro photography is rather, well...limiting. I wouldn't want to do it for very long as a hobby, either...and I'm a photographer. Too tedious and uninspiring. You'd seldom get an 'epic' macro photo.

Plus...photography of any sort these days generally involves a computer (which you didn't want to involve).

Don't be so quick to put the camera away, though. Get outside with it and find a niche that interests you. It might take awhile...but the more time you spend taking pics...the better you get...and the more pleased you might be with the results. I loathed and hated every college photo assignment I had to do - and nearly put photography on the shelf forever back in the day. But I lucked out and found a niche that I really enjoyed (and no, not just the adult) - urban exploration and abandonments. It revived my enthusiasm - and the more abandonments I shot - the better the images became (practice makes perfect...as they say).

mineistaken 12-02-2015 06:58 PM

Why not cooking? You can organize cooking meets at your place for example, where every week you cook some new things or something. I hear people do that kind of thing. It should be fun.

mineistaken 12-02-2015 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20654087)
In what backwards shithole is a harley a real bike?You get a shiny pice of overpiced steel that is slow as fuck, uncomfortable, looks like shit, everyone who rides it is looks like a hideous manchild.
Maybe it is trendy among your metrosexual buttbuddies.:Oh crap:1orglaugh

You don't like harleys, but lets not bullshit like that, makes you look ignorant...

Go to any "real bikers" meeting and I can guarantee you that harley would not be th slowest, worst looking and most uncomfortable bike there.

It is even crazy to reply to a message like that.


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