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just a punk 12-05-2015 06:17 AM

Эвоно как вас колбасит-то братцы. О русском духе уже заговорили. Еще чуток и начнете Пушкина с Достоевским цитировать :winkwink:

MetaMan 12-05-2015 06:20 AM

:sleep

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dyna mo 12-05-2015 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 20657593)
thread sucks without proof

You think threads suck without pics and video of death and dismemberment, got it. You also require spoonfeeding, like a child, got it. You also can't read post where cyberschmoe admitted he does post pictures and videos of death and dismemberment because "this isn't Disneyland", got it.

The Porn Nerd 12-05-2015 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20657771)
You think threads suck without pics and video of death and dismemberment, got it. You also require spoonfeeding, like a child, got it. You also can't read post where cyberschmoe admitted he does post pictures and videos of death and dismemberment because "this isn't Disneyland", got it.

Disneyland Moscow is a wonderous place filled with death and dismemberment so it's all he knows dude.

SilentKnight 12-05-2015 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20657565)
CyberSEO represents the true Russian spirit, the real Russian character found in so many from the former Soviet Union. Russians are:

1. Over Compensaters: They feel inferior because of the West and the Cold War. This is obvious.
2. Highly educated emotional children: They cram their brains with science and mathmatics while cocooning themselves in vodka, cold winters and dysfunctional families.
3. They have a different moral landscape: Christianity (and all religion) was outlawed in the old Soviet Union so it's no wonder Russians have no moral compass.
4. They are Uber-Capitalists and therefore soulless: Because of greed, corruption and hypocrisy (read Animal Farm) most Russians grew up poor as dirt. Now they're all ravenous pigs craving money beyond all else.
5. Stubborn vs. reasonable: Russians would rather win an argument than be right. It's a contest of wills so Russians will never, ever SHUT THE FUCK UP (even when they clearly lost).

So: CyberSEO is the perfect example of a Russian twit. Throw in the Internet and copious amounts of alcohol and here's what you get - the annoying cunt that is CyberSEO.

Hope this Tutorial helped. :)

Couldn't have been said more perfectly. :2 cents::thumbsup

Google Expert 12-05-2015 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20657308)
Dear clown, I can't see your posts because you are an imbecile (a little boy who still lives in his mom's basement), but I can read the thread tittles. The answer to your questions is as simple as possible: grow up and try to get this word as is. It's not a Disneyland. You can whine, you can cry but it won't change anything. This is a world of adults.

I read this 4 times and still don't get what the fuck he's trying to say. Can anyone translate this into modern English?

Google Expert 12-05-2015 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20657565)
CyberSEO represents the true Russian spirit, the real Russian character found in so many from the former Soviet Union. Russians are:

1. Over Compensaters: They feel inferior because of the West and the Cold War. This is obvious.
2. Highly educated emotional children: They cram their brains with science and mathmatics while cocooning themselves in vodka, cold winters and dysfunctional families.
3. They have a different moral landscape: Christianity (and all religion) was outlawed in the old Soviet Union so it's no wonder Russians have no moral compass.
4. They are Uber-Capitalists and therefore soulless: Because of greed, corruption and hypocrisy (read Animal Farm) most Russians grew up poor as dirt. Now they're all ravenous pigs craving money beyond all else.
5. Stubborn vs. reasonable: Russians would rather win an argument than be right. It's a contest of wills so Russians will never, ever SHUT THE FUCK UP (even when they clearly lost).

So: CyberSEO is the perfect example of a Russian twit. Throw in the Internet and copious amounts of alcohol and here's what you get - the annoying cunt that is CyberSEO.

Hope this Tutorial helped. :)

But why does he keep coming back here, knowing that every single board member hates his guts?

just a punk 12-05-2015 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20658041)
But why does he keep coming back here, knowing that every single board member hates his guts?

https://stancarey.files.wordpress.co...or-roflmao.jpg

just a punk 12-05-2015 02:10 PM

Ребят, ну вы ж как маленькие дети. Приходите сюда и начинаете ныть в жилетку друг-дружке. Ну нельзя же так. Тут нет вашей мамы. Тут некому жаловаться. Никто не погладит вас по головке и на накажет плохого мальчика, который вас обижает. Будьте чуть поумнее уже. Сделайте что-нибудь. Ну я не знаю, объединитесь и напишите петицию администрации форума. Поплачьте там, ну еще как-то привлеките внимание к своей проблеме (мошонки к Красной Площади прибейте - уже что-то). Я ничего не обещаю конечно, но вдруг вашу недовольную группу тут реально кто-то услышит. И таки да, это был совершенно бесплатный совет, ибо мне реально жалко смотреть на ваши беспомощниые конвульсии. Соберитесь уже, тряпки и действуйте!

Sarn 12-05-2015 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20658041)
But why does he keep coming back here, knowing that every single board member hates his guts?

https://brianlangis.files.wordpress....-putin-opt.jpg
:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 12-05-2015 02:32 PM

FIDDY useless Russian cunts!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20658041)
But why does he keep coming back here, knowing that every single board member hates his guts?

See #5.

Everything is a battle of wills with Russians. If it was sunny outside a Russian would say, "No it's raining" and argue until you either gave up or admitted it was raining just to shut them the fuck up.

We should all embrace CyberSEO. Then he would get bored and bother some other forum.

Sarn 12-05-2015 02:44 PM

#6 This collision of two versions of chauvinism

dyna mo 12-05-2015 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20658114)
Ребят, ну вы ж как маленькие дети. Приходите сюда и начинаете ныть в жилетку друг-дружке. Ну нельзя же так. Тут нет вашей мамы. Тут некому жаловаться. Никто не погладит вас по головке и на накажет плохого мальчика, который вас обижает. Будьте чуть поумнее уже. Сделайте что-нибудь. Ну я не знаю, объединитесь и напишите петицию администрации форума. Поплачьте там, ну еще как-то привлеките внимание к своей проблеме (мошонки к Красной Площади прибейте - уже что-то). Я ничего не обещаю конечно, но вдруг вашу недовольную группу тут реально кто-то услышит. И таки да, это был совершенно бесплатный совет, ибо мне реально жалко смотреть на ваши беспомощниые конвульсии. Соберитесь уже, тряпки и действуйте!

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dyna mo 12-30-2015 10:17 AM

cyberschmoe = fuckwad


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