There's always Isis

I would never join evil side but...

...actually I've checked yesterday if I qualify to sign up to British army and my native country army. I have thought to myself they will give me everything I need now, money, physical pain so that I can stop to think about the shit and some time of escape from everything. But it looks like I don't qualify to join them. :(

Enough with the crybaby attitude - you sound like a 17 year old girl on her period.

You ended up where you are now, because you dident take care of your relationship. Accept it -> Learn from it -> move forward

They don't accept pussies? Imagine that.

Find somewhere in the apartment pieces of her hair(bed,bathroom,everywhere over the floor),make a small ball,put it on her picture and sneeze 3 times+fart 3 times...Next thing you should do is to find virgin cock,cut his throat and spray over the picture and that hair ball +@ same time sing Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball song.
Put the dead cock, picture,hairy ball,all her belongings that you see around there in white bed sheet and tie it all together!

Next step-Throw it through the window and she will come back to you!

Forget about her and find some other chick you will love!:)


<>Stop singing Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball.</>

Psychiatrists and the drugs they give work, they work for millions if people, why wouldn't they for you. Just try it.

Get some simple job with little stress, a change of environment with new people will do you good. I doubt they want a nice CV in a café or whatever.

As I understand you're a foreigner in London - it might also be an easy way to get a job if you find people from your country there. I'm sure they have a Facebook group, just ask there if they have something for you.

Then when you're in a better place mentally, you can think about getting a good job or continuing your project.

Completely Ignore the retarded replies like the robbery/kissthegun one.

You should do something that needs your attention, and even a shitty temporary job will do it. I also suggest to talk with a pro, or if you have intelligent friends nearby who take this seriously and willing to help..

When you are on the ground already, there is No Other Option but to Stand Up. I hate those who keep struggling and agonizing on the floor, instead of getting themselves together and make an effort. It is not that tough, and if you do it once in your life, the second one will be way more easy (life is long and this won't be the last similar case, don't be naive!) and also you will have the self-confidence from the past successes.

Your age is indeed an important question, if you're young enough with dynamic comfort zone than moving to a different place on Earth could be good.

Going back to your family seems to be not an option, if that home does not help you heal yourself than don't do that.

Read a good book. Here's a short but very good one, Siddhartha by Herman Hesse . But there are plenty of good books for this state of mind.

If you have experience with psychedelics, than some mushroom or acid can help, but Not Alone [!!] and if you are not experienced or ever had bad trip than this way is a no-no.

Life is Beautiful, you always have to remember this. Shit happens, and will keep happening, but so mush happiness is wonderful things to be expected... :2 cents:

What about instruments? Do you play on any? You should, it heals as well.

Do Not Drink! It won't help but will make it worse. Obviously I mean don't start drinking for days. Getting wasted for one night could be OK, With [At Least One] Friend.

Do you have a dog or a cat? They help too.

Do Listen to music, but not (always) loud one, it won't help you find your Inner Peace.

Do something GOOD. Do good to people around you. It will make you feel better and it is a good thing to do.

Hey, no worries, you will be all right. Everything is gonna be all right!! :pimp :2 cents: :thumbsup

There's tons of people a lot worse off than you...
- be thankful that you dont have a terminal disease
-be thankful that you are young enough to get back on track and do something with your life
- be thankful that i took the time to read your post ... :)

best regards,
the Shemp

Focus on a job and place to stay.

She has probably been waiting 10 years for you to become a millionaire. And got tired of waiting.

Find a shit job to support your big idea. Find a new girl. Swallow your pride, and find a fat girl with a good job to support you and your big idea.

Not judging you buddy. We are all lazy dreamers here.

you should be the one kicking her out of the flat and no her, you sound like a bitch and bitches don't like men bitches, so she found herself someone to man handle her...learn and dont make the same mistakes again

Yes, but avoid the drugs, they are linked to suicide

Sorry to hear that. That's rough.

If you want the truth email me your idea. I'll give you feedback and let you know whether you should pursue or not. I'll be honest. My gut tells me you may be hanging on to an idea that isn't as good as you may think it is or isn't realistically achievable.

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Amazing advice!!!

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Be thankful you didn't have kids with her,
Be thankful you aren't in jail,
Be thankful you don't have to live on $1 a day
Be thankful you can write,
You can get out.

Go to a pediatric cancer ward. Watch the little children who can never leave that ammonia smelling ward and who can never be touched while they wait to die. Watch their parents cry. Be a real man and sing them a song or play a song on the guitar if you know how. Buy them a small present or a card. Go buy a cheap beer, dummy, and enjoy it. You're alive.

Ok I admit I did read the entire sob story and here are the cliff notes:

1.He is a beta male and put his GF on a pedastal for their 10 year relationship but she began cheating on him with a guy who challenges her/is not such a nice guy so he makes her pussy wet. She kicked him out of their flat (flat is an apartment...for the stupid Americans who need a translation)

2.He cunt afford another flat by himself in London. He has considered slitting his wrists like some dumb teenage girl who is seeking attention.

3.He is asking for advice.

My advice is the MAN THE FUCK UP. Get 3 jobs. Work your fucking ass off and save money.

Give up on your "project" and get a job.

:2 cents:

You're here whining because a relationship ended?

That's some funny shit man.

As for your project, take Shap's offer before you waste any more of your life.

I thought: here comes a story about a terrible disease plus a donation request...:upsidedow

Many of you wondered how old I am, I?m over 30. I have never been a crybaby before even when many bad shit happened to me. I always endured it without shedding a tear.

It's more about my age, nationality and physical condition, I don't think I can run 2km in 10 min without prior training.

Thank you.

:)

The idea of this site is good and unique Shap, and it's already done but not launched "live".
With 8-12 hours of maintaining daily it should bring over 1 milion uniques per month in a year from the lauch. Adult seo targeted traffic. Should be enough to make a living at least? I guess even despite the ratios in affiliate business are poor now.
I analyzed all aspects of it. But no offense, I would not tell it anyone here unless that person wouldn't be directly in same business and had proven track of trust. I know you are retired now and that you are millionaire already but still I would not risk it because if I will keep alive then I'm going to push it forward.


I know it can always be worse, I know.

Yes, you are 100% right expect it wasn't to seek attention.

Nope, I don't want anyone's help. I've always done everything on my own not even asking own parents for any help and this should stay this way. I don't like to owe anyone anything and I prefer to stay anonymous.
I just wanted to hear what other people think about it all.

Suicide is the cowards way out, its being glorified and I personally am sick of loosing friends to it.

After having skimmed through what you wrote, some friendly advice, condensed:

There are plenty of fish in the sea. There's more than you have time for, actually.
Focus on quantity. Enjoy every single one of them. Collect experiences. Based on what you wrote, there's definitely room for exploration in your life. :pimp
You'll not only bounce back, but you'll grow as a person. You'll most likely kick yourself while muttering "what was I thinking?"

If you're having trouble dealing with all this and/or you're busy feeling sorry for yourself, consider the following:
How much time do you have left on this planet if all goes well and life doesn't throw you a curveball, like an illness? Can you afford to waste even a portion of that time crying over this? Should you?

If you're still having trouble processing it, consider whether any of this will matter in 5 years. It won't. So don't waste your time and enjoy your life. You have the privilege to choose freely. Take advantage of that privilege. :thumbsup

ps. Regarding your professional life -- Scale down your lifestyle (if you're broke don't try to live in London). Get a job, be scrappy, resourceful and hustle to build your business on the side. :thumbsup

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Sounds more like you were happy and she wasn't. Either you were oblivious to her unhappiness or it's a case of someone's true colors taking a decade to reveal itself.

Either way this will look a whole lot different a year or two from now. Doesn't help you now of course, but if you can't get a handle on the depression there's always good old Dr Zoloft.

Its not how you fall, but how you pick yourself back up! Any female that does that to you after 10yrs isn't worth crying or being depressed over!
Get out there and get a job or side job(s), it's nice to have a main project but you have to make sure you have money coming in and not rely on someone else to pay the bills while working on said project. Maybe start some small projects(sites)

I understand the advice but life just doesn't work that way. Because somebody else has it worse than one person doesn't make his struggles any less to him.

I've known people with terminal illnesses and guys who've been dumped and the terminally ill usually deal with their predicament better than dumped men. Women rebound way faster from relationships. I bet this guy would handle a serious illness better than he is this.

dude this happens to everyone. you need to experience a number of girls before you know what you really want and don't ever let a girl own you. find a girl who wants you. lots of different women out there to try out and see what you like. have fun!!! its all just life.

as for money, find some guy roomates or rent out a room from someone until you get on your feet. never give up, never stop trying to achieve more. sometimes it takes a long time and many missteps but persistence pays off.

1. Take all her pictures, notes, or anything that reminds you of her and go to some sketchy area of London like Kings Cross and burn that shit. Say goodbye and walk away. Leave the ashes laying there in a spot you would never have a reason to visit.....like Kings Cross :1orglaugh (bad memories there)

2. Wake up early and go get some jobs. Get anything you can to make money.

3. Find a place where you can sleep cheap so will be some sort of flat share with multiple people.

4. Spend an few hours each day dedicated to creating an income stream outside of your jobs. As you make more and more money then start quitting your jobs.

5. Date a female with a soul.

I have been in similar positions I think twice in my life when I was broken hearted and with hardly any money. You just need to get out there and do it.

She seemed happy for all those years and even a few months before the shit happened she was telling me she loves me and that she does not imagine life without me. So my surprise was big when the shit happened.


Well, I've been actually talking about 2 projects, one big I have been developing for 6 years that has to wait right now, and a smaller one that is already ready and just needs only 8-12 months to bring money that will be enough for making the living but at this very moment I can't do anything, I just need to stay strong and plan moving out cause I can't afford the rent.

Burning a tone of shit in the middle of Kings Cross? That would be funny indeed, I can imagine those crowds of people, I guess, though it wouldn't take long for the police to come and stop me. Probably less than 5 minutes.

As for the renting a small room somewhere else in the UK, I am considering it but I have lot's of stuff, plenty of computers and hardware, lots of stuff bound to my current address, moving and changing everything without anyone's help in so short time won't be easy but I am thinking about it.

As for the dating a female with a soul, no, thanks, not any more, at least not anytime soon.

i'd say start by growing some balls

It is symbolic dude just burn one picture of her then.

you must read if you want pbbc recruits

you are a grown man.

shitting your diaper more isn't going to make mommy run faster to make everything better for you.

99% of your obstacles are self-created.

if something is in your way. get rid of it.

spend your day forcing yourself to do things you don't want to do until you are in a better space.

or alternately let the lower self of you win and suck dicks and the glass pipe until you od or die of aids in the street like a dog.

This is where you failed. Might as well just kill yourself now, this world don't need another loser.

Kill her (before you kill yourself). You will feel much release.

He's not clinically depressed. He's just momentarily depressed with good reason. Why alter the chemicals in his brain when they are perfectly fine and doing what they're supposed to?

He wanted to commit a suicide so no, nothing is "perfectly fine".

People who want to commit suicide don't call their BFF and tell them that they're going to do it before they do.

They just do it. This is pretty common knowledge.

He's depressed because his life has been flipped upside down. He needs to feel his emotions so he can move on with life. It's the only way to do it.

He called is best friend forever?

bff... so fucking stupid

Well, you don't know my relationship with my best friend. He lives in another country, he doesn't know any of people familiar to me. He knows only me. I did not want to leave him without any knowledge, he would unlikely get to know what has happened.
I wasn't thinking he will do anything. He has found the number of my ex on the net.
Should I let my best friend to wonder about what have happened to the end of his life?
She knew my girlfriend name but I wasn’t thinking he will find any contact to her... at least not so fast.

I was alone in my flat. I wasn’t expecting anyone to come, the door was locked. But she had the keys. Please don’t judge so quickly.
Well, I won’t be really explaining it more. I don’t really care about this thing, I care more about the situation I’m in and how to deal with it right now.

Thanks for being real if this aint a troll

Life is a roller coaster man, we are only human so our feelings get the best of us, go out and date or just hangout with other girls, or even join a group of active adults. Get your mind busy. Let your past be your training! Our life is precious, always look forward..
have a great weekend! :)

too long didnt read

I'm not judging you at all. I'm supporting you. I just don't think you really want to die. I just think you're in more pain than you've felt before.

But you've got to feel it to get through it. I'm sorry you have to go through it, but you'll be fabulous again someday. Chin up. :thumbsup

damn that was long as hell. can I have the cliff notes version plz :P

Girlfriend left me
I wanna die
Please help
Bitch
Cry
I feel better now
Thanks

Next up:
I drunk dialed her
Every night for a month
Restraining order
Bitch
Is there any money in porn?

Life is tough. Be a man about it. DEAL WITH IT. I can't stand it when people cry when facing such trivial challenges. Try what I've had to deal with and then you can know real the price of difficulties... :1orglaugh

He is depressed it doesn't fuckin matter what is the reason, it's already bad enough if he wants to take his life and he stated he had actually tried to do so.

You are not a doctor and I doubt you ever took antidepressants, so you should not comment at all, cause you sound like wehateporn #2.

I know people that were in the same situation and meds saved their life.