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Webmazter 12-10-2015 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20664228)
1. Take all her pictures, notes, or anything that reminds you of her and go to some sketchy area of London like Kings Cross and burn that shit. Say goodbye and walk away. Leave the ashes laying there in a spot you would never have a reason to visit.....like Kings Cross :1orglaugh (bad memories there)

2. Wake up early and go get some jobs. Get anything you can to make money.

3. Find a place where you can sleep cheap so will be some sort of flat share with multiple people.

4. Spend an few hours each day dedicated to creating an income stream outside of your jobs. As you make more and more money then start quitting your jobs.

5. Date a female with a soul.

I have been in similar positions I think twice in my life when I was broken hearted and with hardly any money. You just need to get out there and do it.

Burning a tone of shit in the middle of Kings Cross? That would be funny indeed, I can imagine those crowds of people, I guess, though it wouldn't take long for the police to come and stop me. Probably less than 5 minutes.

As for the renting a small room somewhere else in the UK, I am considering it but I have lot's of stuff, plenty of computers and hardware, lots of stuff bound to my current address, moving and changing everything without anyone's help in so short time won't be easy but I am thinking about it.

As for the dating a female with a soul, no, thanks, not any more, at least not anytime soon.

MaDalton 12-10-2015 11:18 AM

i'd say start by growing some balls

VikingMan 12-10-2015 11:19 AM

It is symbolic dude just burn one picture of her then.

mechanicvirus 12-10-2015 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Coup (Post 20663308)
lmao if anyone reads all that bullshit

you must read if you want pbbc recruits

ITraffic 12-10-2015 12:06 PM

you are a grown man.

shitting your diaper more isn't going to make mommy run faster to make everything better for you.

99% of your obstacles are self-created.

if something is in your way. get rid of it.

spend your day forcing yourself to do things you don't want to do until you are in a better space.

or alternately let the lower self of you win and suck dicks and the glass pipe until you od or die of aids in the street like a dog.

Google Expert 12-10-2015 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Webmazter (Post 20663303)
I always cared only about her and i devoted my life to her

This is where you failed. Might as well just kill yourself now, this world don't need another loser.

Google Expert 12-10-2015 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Webmazter (Post 20663332)
That is also what my best friend is telling me. That it?s better this way because she was only tormenting me? but still, I liked to be tormented by her. Love is blind and it doesn?t choose. :(

Kill her (before you kill yourself). You will feel much release.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-10-2015 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFurry (Post 20663738)
Psychiatrists and the drugs they give work, they work for millions if people, why wouldn't they for you. Just try it.

He's not clinically depressed. He's just momentarily depressed with good reason. Why alter the chemicals in his brain when they are perfectly fine and doing what they're supposed to?

SpicyM 12-10-2015 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20664400)
He's not clinically depressed. He's just momentarily depressed with good reason. Why alter the chemicals in his brain when they are perfectly fine and doing what they're supposed to?

He wanted to commit a suicide so no, nothing is "perfectly fine".

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-10-2015 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20664505)
He wanted to commit a suicide so no, nothing is "perfectly fine".

People who want to commit suicide don't call their BFF and tell them that they're going to do it before they do.

They just do it. This is pretty common knowledge.

He's depressed because his life has been flipped upside down. He needs to feel his emotions so he can move on with life. It's the only way to do it.

plaster 12-10-2015 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20664811)
People who want to commit suicide don't call their BFF and tell them that they're going to do it before they do.

They just do it. This is pretty common knowledge.

He's depressed because his life has been flipped upside down. He needs to feel his emotions so he can move on with life. It's the only way to do it.

He called is best friend forever?

bff... so fucking stupid

Webmazter 12-10-2015 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20664811)
People who want to commit suicide don't call their BFF and tell them that they're going to do it before they do.

They just do it. This is pretty common knowledge.

He's depressed because his life has been flipped upside down. He needs to feel his emotions so he can move on with life. It's the only way to do it.

Well, you don't know my relationship with my best friend. He lives in another country, he doesn't know any of people familiar to me. He knows only me. I did not want to leave him without any knowledge, he would unlikely get to know what has happened.
I wasn't thinking he will do anything. He has found the number of my ex on the net.
Should I let my best friend to wonder about what have happened to the end of his life?
She knew my girlfriend name but I wasn’t thinking he will find any contact to her... at least not so fast.

I was alone in my flat. I wasn’t expecting anyone to come, the door was locked. But she had the keys. Please don’t judge so quickly.
Well, I won’t be really explaining it more. I don’t really care about this thing, I care more about the situation I’m in and how to deal with it right now.

$money$ 12-10-2015 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Webmazter (Post 20663664)
Somehow, I feel a bit better after reading your comments people.
I knew this is the best and only place to post it.
I've always tended to think this forum has quite a condensation of intelligent people.
And yeah most of you are probably right, probably I would be saying similar things if I wasn?t in a such situation myself. I guess I just needed to hear it from someone else.
Keep the posts coming.

I mostly did what I did yesterday cause of the feeling at the exact moment.
I know I can live and be successful and maybe even happy one day.
It was just the mental pain I could not stand at the moment. I would probably be more than alright if I could shut down the thinking about what I don?t want to think. But it?s hard to do it. Thoughts keep coming back all the time like endless boomerang.

Thanks for being real if this aint a troll

RyuLion 12-10-2015 10:24 PM

Life is a roller coaster man, we are only human so our feelings get the best of us, go out and date or just hangout with other girls, or even join a group of active adults. Get your mind busy. Let your past be your training! Our life is precious, always look forward..
have a great weekend! :)

PaperstreetWinston 12-10-2015 10:34 PM

too long didnt read

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-10-2015 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Webmazter (Post 20664838)
Well, you don't know my relationship with my best friend. He lives in another country, he doesn't know any of people familiar to me. He knows only me. I did not want to leave him without any knowledge, he would unlikely get to know what has happened.
I wasn't thinking he will do anything. He has found the number of my ex on the net.
Should I let my best friend to wonder about what have happened to the end of his life?
She knew my girlfriend name but I wasn?t thinking he will find any contact to her... at least not so fast.

I was alone in my flat. I wasn?t expecting anyone to come, the door was locked. But she had the keys. Please don?t judge so quickly.
Well, I won?t be really explaining it more. I don?t really care about this thing, I care more about the situation I?m in and how to deal with it right now.


I'm not judging you at all. I'm supporting you. I just don't think you really want to die. I just think you're in more pain than you've felt before.

But you've got to feel it to get through it. I'm sorry you have to go through it, but you'll be fabulous again someday. Chin up. :thumbsup

MrElusive 12-10-2015 10:54 PM

damn that was long as hell. can I have the cliff notes version plz :P

The Porn Nerd 12-10-2015 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MrElusive (Post 20664867)
damn that was long as hell. can I have the cliff notes version plz :P

Girlfriend left me
I wanna die
Please help
Bitch
Cry
I feel better now
Thanks

Next up:
I drunk dialed her
Every night for a month
Restraining order
Bitch
Is there any money in porn?

Vendot 12-11-2015 07:24 AM

Life is tough. Be a man about it. DEAL WITH IT. I can't stand it when people cry when facing such trivial challenges. Try what I've had to deal with and then you can know real the price of difficulties... :1orglaugh

SpicyM 12-11-2015 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20664811)
People who want to commit suicide don't call their BFF and tell them that they're going to do it before they do.

They just do it. This is pretty common knowledge.

He's depressed because his life has been flipped upside down. He needs to feel his emotions so he can move on with life. It's the only way to do it.

He is depressed it doesn't fuckin matter what is the reason, it's already bad enough if he wants to take his life and he stated he had actually tried to do so.

You are not a doctor and I doubt you ever took antidepressants, so you should not comment at all, cause you sound like wehateporn #2.

I know people that were in the same situation and meds saved their life.

SpicyM 12-11-2015 07:38 AM

I love clueless imbeciles giving him advice such as "get over it" and such bullshit.. if this magic formula worked, there wouldn't be meds and millions of people taking them.

Most of you pricks have no fuckin clue how depression and anxiety works. :321GFY

MetaMan 12-11-2015 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20665161)
I love clueless imbeciles giving him advice such as "get over it" and such bullshit.. if this magic formula worked, there wouldn't be meds and millions of people taking them.

Most of you pricks have no fuckin clue how depression and anxiety works. :321GFY

Maybe the problem is the millions of people on meds? The entire industry of phsyciatry is built off of making average people with average problems feel like victims.

If you are taking meds from a breakup with a gifriend you are a fucking idiot and those doctors should be thrown in jail.

The entire point of life is to go through shit so the next time it happens you realize you survived and this time around it wont be so bad. Anyone bandaiding a simple problem with medication is an idiot. And will face the same "depression" for every boo boo because they didnt choose to deal with it in the first place.

So yes you do deal with it, get over it and stop turning yourself into a victim.

SpicyM 12-11-2015 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665173)
Maybe the problem is the millions of people on meds? The entire industry of phsyciatry is built off of making average people with average problems feel like victims.

If you are taking meds from a breakup with a gifriend you are a fucking idiot and those doctors should be thrown in jail.

The entire point of life is to go through shit so the next time it happens you realize you survived and this time around it wont be so bad. Anyone bandaiding a simple problem with medication is an idiot. And will face the same "depression" for every boo boo because they didnt choose to deal with it in the first place.

So yes you do deal with it, get over it and stop turning yourself into a victim.

Another genius with no fucking clue what depressioin is and how it hits ones life. Fuck off, you know nothing.

SIK 12-11-2015 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20665161)
Most of you pricks have no fuckin clue how depression and anxiety works. :321GFY

Heartbroken people been getting well without meds for thousands of years. Better to kill yourself than to dull your brain in order to live. Fuck that.

There was a neat story few years back.. a guy shared his life story and answered questions (guy born with like a dozen of body deformities). Anyway, one of the questions was "are you depressed" and he perfectly explained that depression is the stupidest and most pointless thing ever.

MetaMan 12-11-2015 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20665184)
Another genius with no fucking clue what depressioin is and how it hits ones life. Fuck off, you know nothing.

This thread is about a breakup with a girl. Not you and your whiny life. Women dont like weak men its a fact.

Typical victim attitude. You want others to become victims also so you dont have to feel alone in your "depression". Stop trying to bring other people in the mud with you because you cant handle life.

This thread is about a girl break up and you believe he needs meds and you should make him think being depressed is normal? Go pop more pills. You clearly need them.

SpicyM 12-11-2015 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665193)
This thread is about a breakup with a girl. Not you and your whiny life. Women dont like weak men its a fact.

Typical victim attitude. You want others to become victims also so you dont have to feel alone in your "depression". Stop trying to bring other people in the mud with you because you cant handle life.

This thread is about a girl break up and you believe he needs meds and you should make him think being depressed is normal? Go pop more pills. You clearly need them.

You clearly know the situation best, just like a smartass that has never experienced anything like that giving advice. I told him to see doctor, that is the best advice possible.

SpicyM 12-11-2015 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK (Post 20665192)
Better to kill yourself than to dull your brain in order to live. Fuck that.


Really? Killing yourself is the best solution? Wow.. :1orglaugh

You never took SSRIs otherwise you would not say such bullshit.

MetaMan 12-11-2015 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20665198)
You clearly know the situation best, just like a smartass that has never experienced anything like that giving advice. I told him to see doctor, that is the best advice possible.

Giving what advice? Explaining that feeling like shit after a breakup is a normal occurance? And to going through it is also normal. And by going through it it will make you stronger and if it happens in the future have better coping mechanisms.

Nope your solution:
Question yourself if you have depression. Get depression into your head. See doctors. Most likely receive medication. Be examined with the pre thought in your head you have a serious problem. Yes great advice idiot!

People like you are making shrinks rich! Next time someone calls u a bad name go to the doctors to right?

SpicyM 12-11-2015 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665219)
Giving what advice? Explaining that feeling like shit after a breakup is a normal occurance? And to going through it is also normal.

Nope your solution:
Question yourself if you have depression. Get depression into your head. See doctors. Most likely receive medication. Be examined with the pre thought in your head you have a serious problem. Yes great advice idiot!

People like you are making shrinks rich! Next time someone calls u a bad name go to the doctors to right?

He tried to kill himself you idiot. I told him to see doctor. You have never been in that situation and I doubt you will ever be, cause you are probably an ugly old redneck with hemorrhoids and a tough guy attitude... no nice girl would ever look at you without feeling like throwing up.. :1orglaugh

MetaMan 12-11-2015 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20665225)
He tried to kill himself you idiot. I told him to see doctor. You have never been in that sutiation and I doubt you will ever be, cause you are probably an ugly old redneck with hemorrhoids and a tough guy attitude... no nice girl would ever look at you without feeling like throwing up.. :1orglaugh

Im sitting next to my 10/10 girlfriend right now eating tacos in the carribean sun. Ya life sure sucks for me! Go take more meds.

EonBlue 12-11-2015 08:45 AM

When the shit hits the fan you have to clean all of the shit splatter from the walls and ceiling. Plus you have to have to take apart the fan and clean it or toss it and get a new fan. Then you have to prevent further shit from hitting the freshly cleaned or new fan. Dissociate from anyone who throws shit at fans - especially monkeys. They love to throw shit. Also avoid scenarios or situations that may lead to random volleys of shit being launched at the fan. Lastly don't throw shit at the fan yourself.

:winkwink:



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SpicyM 12-11-2015 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665227)
Im sitting next to my 10/10 girlfriend right now eating tacos in the carribean sun. Ya life sure sucks for me! Go take more meds.

There is a difference between hookers and girlfriends, redneck. Think about meds when you desperately try to get a hardon on your tiny cock. :1orglaugh

TubeSubmitters 12-11-2015 09:01 AM

cliff notes? why would anyone post a wall of text as a picture? doh

MetaMan 12-11-2015 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20665235)
There is a difference between hookers and girlfriends, redneck. Think about meds when you desperately try to get a hardon on your tiny cock. :1orglaugh

If i needed a hooker i would just dial your parents house and ask for your mother. If i called right now i guarantee you it would be you picking up the phone!

"My mom? Hold on... im just in the basement. Let me go get her"

LOL loser

SpicyM 12-11-2015 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665268)
If i needed a hooker i would just dial your parents house and ask for your mother. If i called right now i guarantee you it would be you picking up the phone!

"My mom? Hold on... im just in the basement. Let me go get her"

LOL loser

Sounds funny when a fat old redneck trying to be a tough guy with a fugly car wreck thinks so much about himself.. :1orglaugh

Bet your momma would not even be usable anymore for this purpose.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 12-11-2015 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20665289)
Sounds funny when a fat old redneck trying to be a tough guy with a fugly car wreck thinks so much about himself.. :1orglaugh

Bet your momma would not even be usable anymore for this purpose.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Your comebacks suck. It doesnt matter how many smilies you use. You sound like an idiot. Must be all those meds you pop.

Google Expert 12-11-2015 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TubeSubmitters (Post 20665258)
cliff notes? why would anyone post a wall of text as a picture? doh

Cause he is a weak piece of shit who never had a father figure in his life.

DonJon69 12-11-2015 09:51 AM

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SIK 12-11-2015 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20665200)
You never took SSRIs otherwise you would not say such bullshit.

never heard of SSRI term to be honest
but two S-es, one gotta stand for SEX, right? :321GFY

SIK 12-11-2015 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM
...

also, if your solution for relationship breakup sadness is a chill pill.. you're part of the reason why this world is turning into a shithole

cheers


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