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SuckOnThis 12-11-2015 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20665333)
what if someone posted a pic of his truck 7 years ago and he just happen to take the same pic of his truck and just got around to posting it today because he was busy with all the bitches?
Because the guy who took and posted the pic said "A giant truck that i saw on the way to CA."

So yea, it's metaboys truck from years ago taken by a random stranger. Oh, and nevermind the fact that he lives in Canada, not the US.

:1orglaugh

Penny24Seven 12-11-2015 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20665335)
He rides a skateboard in real life. He ain't pickin up nothing.
You never saw a hot girl on a skateboard?
Just remember girls dig guys with skills. Something like that. napoleon dynamite

MetaMan 12-11-2015 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20665345)
Because the guy who took and posted the pic said "A giant truck that i saw on the way to CA."

So yea, it's metaboys truck from years ago taken by a random stranger. Oh, and nevermind the fact that he lives in Canada, not the US.

:1orglaugh
Howd he see my truck!?

What are the chances? MIND BLOWN.

Penny24Seven 12-11-2015 10:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20665345)
Because the guy who took and posted the pic said "A giant truck that i saw on the way to CA."

So yea, it's metaboys truck from years ago taken by a random stranger. Oh, and nevermind the fact that he lives in Canada, not the US.

:1orglaugh
OJ got off because of doubt. Just saying :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
If 1 in 12 thinks it could be that way we have to say it must be his truck

SuckOnThis 12-11-2015 10:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20665339)
party pooper.

:1orglaugh
I live to serve.

L-Pink 12-11-2015 10:04 AM
23 pounds.

dyna mo 12-11-2015 10:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20665355)
I live to serve.
yup.......

Penny24Seven 12-11-2015 10:14 AM
Just two for me

http://www.homemadepaysite.com/two.jpg

2MuchMark 12-11-2015 10:17 AM
My chick-magnet is a Chevy Volt! When I hit the accelerator, it makes a super-sweet "_____ _____" sound. Oh man. It really makes the bitches come a' runnin!

420 12-11-2015 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20665335)
He rides a skateboard in real life. He ain't pickin up nothing.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cOPgP2tW16s/maxresdefault.jpg

:pimp:)

Penny24Seven 12-11-2015 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20665369)
chicks dig guys on hoverboards

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-11-2015 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665337)
The back of the truck is sagging because your fat ass is in it! LOL LOL
Your fat jokes are freeking hilarious. :helpme

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-11-2015 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20665369)
He's gay for sure. They are just friends. Look at the way he holds his cell phone.

Choopa Phil 12-11-2015 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20665385)
He's gay for sure. They are just friends. Look at the way he holds his cell phone.
The ass-out hug is a dead giveaway :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 12-11-2015 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20665411)
The ass-out hug is a dead giveaway :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
The floating arm has friend zone written all over it.

pimpmaster9000 12-11-2015 10:58 AM
I have a huge dick so cars like this are off limits to me...I can drive small ladies cars...my one has a perfume dispenser :thumbsup

JD 12-11-2015 11:44 AM
7.35 whole pussies.

mineistaken 12-11-2015 11:55 AM
Ok, joking aside we know that number of chicks depends on if said vehicle has pussy magnet installed.

420 12-11-2015 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20665385)
He's gay for sure. They are just friends. Look at the way he holds his cell phone.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20665411)
The ass-out hug is a dead giveaway :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665419)
The floating arm has friend zone written all over it.
lol




.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-11-2015 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20665347)
You never saw a hot girl on a skateboard?
Just remember girls dig guys with skills. Something like that. napoleon dynamite
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory...skateboard.jpg

MetaMan 12-11-2015 01:23 PM
Im parked in the expected mothers spot at Wal Mart. Im pro feminism and equality.

A true leader in womens rights.

MrElusive 12-11-2015 01:29 PM
Omg epic.. LOL :1orglaugh

[QUOTE=SuckOnThis;20665303]That pic was uploaded to a forum almost 9 years ago.

You know your life sucks when you have to brag about a $5000 truck that isnt even yours.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

VSKevin 12-11-2015 01:38 PM
Just wondering, are lifted trucks still a thing? Like... 10 years ago I would've been like, "FUCK YEAH let's roll up on some bitches!"

Nowadays, sleeker cars will get you the best road head. :P

Seems more like a pussy magnet for white trash.

gnawledge 12-11-2015 01:42 PM
We have those trucks all over the area in Florida where I live. These wannabe rednecks get mommy's money and buy one when they are 16-18. They are usually confused in their brains by dressing like a urban cowboy and carrying a rebel flag. Then they drive around listening to rap. So. It's usually the closet case homo rednecks with issues that drive those 8 mpg trucks.

mineistaken 12-11-2015 01:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VSKevin (Post 20665576)
Just wondering, are lifted trucks still a thing? Like... 10 years ago I would've been like, "FUCK YEAH let's roll up on some bitches!"

Nowadays, sleeker cars will get you the best road head. :P

Seems more like a pussy magnet for white trash.
Or you acquired better taste over the years, especially if thise "hell yeah" times were in your teens/early twenties.

The Porn Nerd 12-11-2015 01:51 PM
Cyber reality is so much fun!

atom 12-11-2015 01:53 PM
I have a lifted truck but its only 3 inches.

wait... what?!?!

Penny24Seven 12-11-2015 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20665532)
oh wow. talk about perfect timing with that pic or from a video still awesome HAHA.
I think she might have hurt her pinky finger

dyna mo 12-11-2015 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gnawledge (Post 20665580)
We have those trucks all over the area in Florida where I live. These wannabe rednecks get mommy's money and buy one when they are 16-18. They are usually confused in their brains by dressing like a urban cowboy and carrying a rebel flag. Then they drive around listening to rap. So. It's usually the closet case homo rednecks with issues that drive those 8 mpg trucks.
wow, you seem pretty upset about it too.

kkkkkk 12-11-2015 02:01 PM
Many pussies!

MetaMan 12-11-2015 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gnawledge (Post 20665580)
We have those trucks all over the area in Florida where I live. These wannabe rednecks get mommy's money and buy one when they are 16-18. They are usually confused in their brains by dressing like a urban cowboy and carrying a rebel flag. Then they drive around listening to rap. So. It's usually the closet case homo rednecks with issues that drive those 8 mpg trucks.
My truck does 5mpg so im nothing like thise wannabes.

redwhiteandblue 12-11-2015 02:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20665210)
It you were attractive like me, you would not need anything to pull women.

In my case I find it a real pain.

I do not find it something to boast about.

I find it a daily annoyance.
Is that why you still drive that fucking multi-coloured Audi?

Ferus 12-11-2015 02:16 PM
I like old cars (sleepers) so I have a Mercedes 280 24v sleeper, my old landcruiser + old Hilux + the Mercedes Vito van


Do I need to repeate my wife dident pick me because of my taste in cars?

SilentKnight 12-11-2015 02:23 PM
Tempted to toss up a pic of my '79 Ford stepside custom show truck after the paintjob in 1984. That was a true pussy pick-upper in the day.

Naw, too much bother.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-11-2015 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20665617)
Tempted to toss up a pic of my '79 Ford stepside custom show truck after the paintjob in 1984. That was a true pussy pick-upper in the day.

Naw, too much bother.
Come on. Let's have a look. :thumbsup

Bryan G 12-11-2015 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20665210)
It you were attractive like me, you would not need anything to pull women.

In my case I find it a real pain.

I do not find it something to boast about.

I find it a daily annoyance.
We've seen your pics and your creepy ass video. You ain't pulling shit.

SilentKnight 12-11-2015 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20665620)
Come on. Let's have a look. :thumbsup
Maybe this wknd if I can scan in a shot...or find one on old harddrive. Got a big b&w framed shot of it in my garage.

CandidHotties 12-11-2015 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665095)
http://www.newcougar.org/forums/atta...08-06_1253.jpg

Ill give u 2 guesses:
1. More then you
2. Your mom

Chicks go fucking bat shit when i rev this bad boy up. I pull up, park up and bitches basically throw themselves at my truck.

Ill post up outside of home depot with ICE CUBE blaring out the fuckin windows and single mothers basically line up for a ride on my big rig. I had this one bitch ready to leave her stroller and with kid in it behind. I mean u crazy!? I took her instagram and slammed her walls in the backseat later in the evening then deleted her contact. On to the next!

Big man. Big truck. = you do the math.
tryin to compensate something?

SekobA 12-11-2015 03:33 PM
Thats perfect for off road.girls love it

crockett 12-11-2015 03:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665095)
http://www.newcougar.org/forums/atta...08-06_1253.jpg

Ill give u 2 guesses:
1. More then you
2. Your mom

Chicks go fucking bat shit when i rev this bad boy up. I pull up, park up and bitches basically throw themselves at my truck.

Ill post up outside of home depot with ICE CUBE blaring out the fuckin windows and single mothers basically line up for a ride on my big rig. I had this one bitch ready to leave her stroller and with kid in it behind. I mean u crazy!? I took her instagram and slammed her walls in the backseat later in the evening then deleted her contact. On to the next!

Big man. Big truck. = you do the math.
Lots of dudes in cowboy hats will surely want a ride.. women will just assume you have a little dick.

SAMANTAmax 12-11-2015 04:15 PM
Girp want to srive in fast car.the faster the car is its better

MetaMan 12-11-2015 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SAMANTAmax (Post 20665710)
Girp want to srive in fast car.the faster the car is its better
they also want someone that doesn't speak like a complete idiot. :1orglaugh

you sound like you're drooling all over yourself. how did you manage that while typing?

MetaMan 12-11-2015 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20665702)
Lots of dudes in cowboy hats will surely want a ride.. women will just assume you have a little dick.
Women will see my stature and assume my cock is the size of Gibraltar. Plus because I can handle such a bad ass truck they assume I can handle them in the bedroom. NO QUESTIONS ASKED! If you know what I mean! :pimp

METAMAN YOU DONE IT AGAIN!

dyna mo 12-11-2015 04:37 PM
Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al

MetaMan 12-11-2015 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20665725)
Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al
I just wonder why they are even thinking about another guys cock in the first place LOL. It never crosses my mind how big another guys cock is.

These are the same guys looking over at the urinal making of of a guys cock size in their head. HOMOS

mineistaken 12-11-2015 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20665725)
Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al
Never heard those. Only about big cars :)

dyna mo 12-11-2015 05:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20665737)
Never heard those. Only about big cars :)
Well, now you have. Any sign of achievement can twisted that way, I've seen it here plenty of times for all the above and more.

adultchatpay 12-11-2015 05:51 PM
It will literally pick up some pussy!

bronco67 12-11-2015 06:04 PM
He's driving all over the state looking for that truck so he can take a closeup pic and prove it's his -- then he can feel like the man he keeps telling himself he is.

SpicyM 12-11-2015 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20665725)
Cool sports car? Small penis
You are wrong. It goes for big cars, not sports cars. But that does not matter here, since that nasty pumped up whale is both comic and ugly. :1orglaugh


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