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MetaMan 12-11-2015 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gnawledge (Post 20665580)
We have those trucks all over the area in Florida where I live. These wannabe rednecks get mommy's money and buy one when they are 16-18. They are usually confused in their brains by dressing like a urban cowboy and carrying a rebel flag. Then they drive around listening to rap. So. It's usually the closet case homo rednecks with issues that drive those 8 mpg trucks.
My truck does 5mpg so im nothing like thise wannabes.

redwhiteandblue 12-11-2015 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20665210)
It you were attractive like me, you would not need anything to pull women.

In my case I find it a real pain.

I do not find it something to boast about.

I find it a daily annoyance.
Is that why you still drive that fucking multi-coloured Audi?

Ferus 12-11-2015 02:16 PM
I like old cars (sleepers) so I have a Mercedes 280 24v sleeper, my old landcruiser + old Hilux + the Mercedes Vito van


Do I need to repeate my wife dident pick me because of my taste in cars?

SilentKnight 12-11-2015 02:23 PM
Tempted to toss up a pic of my '79 Ford stepside custom show truck after the paintjob in 1984. That was a true pussy pick-upper in the day.

Naw, too much bother.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-11-2015 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20665617)
Tempted to toss up a pic of my '79 Ford stepside custom show truck after the paintjob in 1984. That was a true pussy pick-upper in the day.

Naw, too much bother.
Come on. Let's have a look. :thumbsup

Bryan G 12-11-2015 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20665210)
It you were attractive like me, you would not need anything to pull women.

In my case I find it a real pain.

I do not find it something to boast about.

I find it a daily annoyance.
We've seen your pics and your creepy ass video. You ain't pulling shit.

SilentKnight 12-11-2015 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20665620)
Come on. Let's have a look. :thumbsup
Maybe this wknd if I can scan in a shot...or find one on old harddrive. Got a big b&w framed shot of it in my garage.

CandidHotties 12-11-2015 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665095)
http://www.newcougar.org/forums/atta...08-06_1253.jpg

Ill give u 2 guesses:
1. More then you
2. Your mom

Chicks go fucking bat shit when i rev this bad boy up. I pull up, park up and bitches basically throw themselves at my truck.

Ill post up outside of home depot with ICE CUBE blaring out the fuckin windows and single mothers basically line up for a ride on my big rig. I had this one bitch ready to leave her stroller and with kid in it behind. I mean u crazy!? I took her instagram and slammed her walls in the backseat later in the evening then deleted her contact. On to the next!

Big man. Big truck. = you do the math.
tryin to compensate something?

SekobA 12-11-2015 03:33 PM
Thats perfect for off road.girls love it

crockett 12-11-2015 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20665095)
http://www.newcougar.org/forums/atta...08-06_1253.jpg

Ill give u 2 guesses:
1. More then you
2. Your mom

Chicks go fucking bat shit when i rev this bad boy up. I pull up, park up and bitches basically throw themselves at my truck.

Ill post up outside of home depot with ICE CUBE blaring out the fuckin windows and single mothers basically line up for a ride on my big rig. I had this one bitch ready to leave her stroller and with kid in it behind. I mean u crazy!? I took her instagram and slammed her walls in the backseat later in the evening then deleted her contact. On to the next!

Big man. Big truck. = you do the math.
Lots of dudes in cowboy hats will surely want a ride.. women will just assume you have a little dick.

SAMANTAmax 12-11-2015 04:15 PM
Girp want to srive in fast car.the faster the car is its better

MetaMan 12-11-2015 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SAMANTAmax (Post 20665710)
Girp want to srive in fast car.the faster the car is its better
they also want someone that doesn't speak like a complete idiot. :1orglaugh

you sound like you're drooling all over yourself. how did you manage that while typing?

MetaMan 12-11-2015 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20665702)
Lots of dudes in cowboy hats will surely want a ride.. women will just assume you have a little dick.
Women will see my stature and assume my cock is the size of Gibraltar. Plus because I can handle such a bad ass truck they assume I can handle them in the bedroom. NO QUESTIONS ASKED! If you know what I mean! :pimp

METAMAN YOU DONE IT AGAIN!

dyna mo 12-11-2015 04:37 PM
Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al

MetaMan 12-11-2015 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20665725)
Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al
I just wonder why they are even thinking about another guys cock in the first place LOL. It never crosses my mind how big another guys cock is.

These are the same guys looking over at the urinal making of of a guys cock size in their head. HOMOS

mineistaken 12-11-2015 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20665725)
Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al
Never heard those. Only about big cars :)

dyna mo 12-11-2015 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20665737)
Never heard those. Only about big cars :)
Well, now you have. Any sign of achievement can twisted that way, I've seen it here plenty of times for all the above and more.

adultchatpay 12-11-2015 05:51 PM
It will literally pick up some pussy!

bronco67 12-11-2015 06:04 PM
He's driving all over the state looking for that truck so he can take a closeup pic and prove it's his -- then he can feel like the man he keeps telling himself he is.

SpicyM 12-11-2015 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20665725)
Cool sports car? Small penis
You are wrong. It goes for big cars, not sports cars. But that does not matter here, since that nasty pumped up whale is both comic and ugly. :1orglaugh

mineistaken 12-11-2015 06:20 PM
hundy whips


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