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  • sarettah
    see you later, I'm gone
    • Oct 2002
    • 14316

    #1

    I will be sitting in front of the computer coding all afternoon

    So, go ahead and ask me anything.

    I had fun the other day with the bullshit ask me anything thread I made so this one is for real.

    I will be gone for about an hour doing the morning errands but will check when I get back.

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  • SIK
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    • Dec 2006
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    #2
    how would you rate yourself on a scale 1 to 7 when it comes to giving a blowjob?
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    • Mediamix
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      • Sep 2013
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      #3
      Can you make a christmas video with you singing the best christmas songs?
      Sig too big

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      • Coup
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        • Apr 2010
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        #4
        Do you lie down with ladies, op?

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        • Coup
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          • Apr 2010
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          #5
          Whats your favorite brand of ketchup?

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          • Coup
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            #6
            Who is your favorite friend from hit 90's sitcom "Friends"

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            • Coup
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              • Apr 2010
              • 9931

              #7
              do you like the song "lesbian seagull" by Engelbert Humperdinck

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              • OneHungLo
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2001
                • 40906

                #8
                Choose one:

                A) never have sex again
                B) never masturbate again

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                • BIGTYMER
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                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066

                  #9
                  Is an egg a fruit or a vegtable?

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                  • ArtificialTraffic
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2015
                    • 65

                    #10
                    What is your codename, coding OP?
                    Need artificial traffic?
                    Upvotes of your videos? Views on your videos? Comments? Accounts generating from 10,000 IP's (no Hitleap crap)?
                    I can emulate human behavior online like noone else.
                    PM me E-mail: [email protected]

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                    • BIGTYMER
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                      • Nov 2004
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                      #11
                      Do bees even have knees?

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                      • nm_
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                        • May 2011
                        • 328

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sarettah
                        So, go ahead and ask me anything.

                        I had fun the other day with the bullshit ask me anything thread I made so this one is for real.why

                        I will be gone for about an hour doing the morning errands but will check when I get back.

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                        How would you take camfoxes to the next level?
                        If you had a similar app, but with multi domain support and ~30 custom whitelabels running off it, what would u do with it :P

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                        • BIGTYMER
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                          • Nov 2004
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                          #13
                          How long do I have to stare at the sun to go blind?

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                          • clickity click
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                            • Aug 2014
                            • 3682

                            #14
                            Do you piss standing up or sitting down?

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                            • clickity click
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                              #15
                              What you coding?

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                              • BIGTYMER
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                                • Nov 2004
                                • 17066

                                #16
                                Since man has a tailbone how long do you think our tail was?

                                I've always wanted a tail. Fucking evolution!

                                I guess I'll have to settle for a nice rattail..

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                                • sarettah
                                  see you later, I'm gone
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14316

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SIK
                                  how would you rate yourself on a scale 1 to 7 when it comes to giving a blowjob?
                                  I don't know as I have bnever given a blowjob. Is 1 best or worst?

                                  Originally posted by Mediamix
                                  Can you make a christmas video with you singing the best christmas songs?
                                  Yes, I could but you would not want to see it or listen to it.

                                  Originally posted by Coup
                                  Do you lie down with ladies, op?
                                  Not anymore, now I just lie down with one lady.

                                  Originally posted by Coup
                                  Whats your favorite brand of ketchup?
                                  Best choice but I don't really do ketchup anymore because I have cut down on the sodium a lot.

                                  Originally posted by Coup
                                  Who is your favorite friend from hit 90's sitcom "Friends"
                                  I never watched it so I would have ot say Jennifer Aniston since that is the only name I remember from being in it.

                                  Originally posted by Coup
                                  do you like the song "lesbian seagull" by Engelbert Humperdinck
                                  I have never heard it.

                                  Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                  Choose one:

                                  A) never have sex again
                                  B) never masturbate again
                                  B

                                  Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                  Is an egg a fruit or a vegtable?
                                  Neither

                                  Originally posted by ArtificialTraffic
                                  What is your codename, coding OP?
                                  Herman Snitzlfritz

                                  Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                  Do bees even have knees?
                                  Yes

                                  Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                  How long do I have to stare at the sun to go blind?
                                  Have to experiment to find out.

                                  Originally posted by clickity click
                                  Do you piss standing up or sitting down?
                                  Standing up usually.

                                  Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                  Since man has a tailbone how long do you think our tail was?

                                  I've always wanted a tail. Fucking evolution!

                                  I guess I'll have to settle for a nice rattail..

                                  I am thinking it was kind of like a horses tail.
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                                  • sarettah
                                    see you later, I'm gone
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 14316

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by clickity click
                                    What you coding?
                                    I have several things on my plate this afternoon.

                                    A widget for a website. Won't go into more detail than that.

                                    I am also going to be looking at what it will take to integrate a scraper that will use a major pinsites API into an existing system.

                                    I have a multi file upload piece to put into an existing system. Will probably use a Jquery multi file upload to accomplish that.

                                    I need to figure out a way to integrate some addition controls into an existing system so that portions of it can be turned off and on more easily.

                                    Those are all client projects.

                                    I also will hopefully get some time in on one or 2 pet projects.

                                    edited in: Just checked my notes and I also have to find time for a database update for my Navy alumni site. Past due by a couple of days on that.

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                                    • sarettah
                                      see you later, I'm gone
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14316

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by nm_
                                      How would you take camfoxes to the next level?
                                      If you had a similar app, but with multi domain support and ~30 custom whitelabels running off it, what would u do with it :P
                                      I have actually thought long and hard on that.

                                      I think I am just leaving Camfoxes as is but will be trying to push more traffic to it. Right now there are virtually no backlinks to Camfoxes. 1 or 2 but I have never really pursued getting backlinks to it.

                                      I have several different multi site solutions that I have written but I have not made them live as of yet because I am really bad about finishing my own projects. I am trying to get better at it.

                                      I do not know what I would do with a custom app wiith 30 custom whitelabels off of it..lol. I will be seeing how a multi suite with several whitelabels running off of it will do. Hopefully will have that launched near the beginning of the year if I can stay focused enough to get it done. Right now the front end pulls in feeds from CB, Bonga, Fapshowds and Pussycash/WCW. I have the docs for streammate and might add that to the mix. The front end is fairly dynamic so can handle pretty much any feed coming in. The backend - display control portion is where I am laboring the most. Trying to build the infrastructure out to handle all the variations.

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                                      • SIK
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                                        • Dec 2006
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sarettah
                                        I don't know as I have bnever given a blowjob. Is 1 best or worst?
                                        1 is worst.
                                        Do an estimation on how good you'd be.
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                                        • nm_
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                                          • May 2011
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sarettah
                                          I have actually thought long and hard on that.

                                          I think I am just leaving Camfoxes as is but will be trying to push more traffic to it. Right now there are virtually no backlinks to Camfoxes. 1 or 2 but I have never really pursued getting backlinks to it.

                                          I have several different multi site solutions that I have written but I have not made them live as of yet because I am really bad about finishing my own projects. I am trying to get better at it.

                                          I do not know what I would do with a custom app wiith 30 custom whitelabels off of it..lol. I will be seeing how a multi suite with several whitelabels running off of it will do. Hopefully will have that launched near the beginning of the year if I can stay focused enough to get it done. Right now the front end pulls in feeds from CB, Bonga, Fapshowds and Pussycash/WCW. I have the docs for streammate and might add that to the mix. The front end is fairly dynamic so can handle pretty much any feed coming in. The backend - display control portion is where I am laboring the most. Trying to build the infrastructure out to handle all the variations.

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                                          Nice, I have streammate/cb live on my app, bonga feed is importing but not live. The biggest challenge im having right now is growing traffic organically for each domain without being completely spammy. I've been running this app live for like 6 months already.

                                          I agree that infrastructure is important too. Every feed is slightly different, making it harder to standardize things on our end.

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                                          • plaster
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                                            • Apr 2015
                                            • 2295

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SIK
                                            1 is worst.
                                            Do an estimation on how good you'd be.
                                            Can you...

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                                            • SIK
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                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 1497

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by plaster
                                              Can you...
                                              This ain't my thread.
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                                              • sarettah
                                                see you later, I'm gone
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 14316

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by nm_
                                                Nice, I have streammate/cb live on my app, bonga feed is importing but not live. The biggest challenge im having right now is growing traffic organically for each domain without being completely spammy. I've been running this app live for like 6 months already.

                                                I agree that infrastructure is important too. Every feed is slightly different, making it harder to standardize things on our end.
                                                I try to standardize stuff as it comes in. So all feeds combine to make one common feed per se.

                                                Where I need infrastructure is to control the output. Which ones are free, which ones I can do a preview of, which ones get blocked by adblocker when you iframe them, that sort of thing.

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                                                • sarettah
                                                  see you later, I'm gone
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14316

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sik
                                                  1 is worst.
                                                  Do an estimation on how good you'd be.
                                                  -100

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                                                  • JFK
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                                                    • Jan 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SIK
                                                    This ain't my thread.

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                                                    • JesseQuinn
                                                      feeding the wolves
                                                      • Aug 2012
                                                      • 6632

                                                      #27
                                                      what music do you listen to while you work?

                                                      nothing sucky please though, the image of you working to def leppard or some ish would ruin my opinion of you =p

                                                      for true though, to anyone who needs a coder hire this man. brilliant, prompt, communicative and knows his ish. by leaps and bounds the most positive experience I've ever had outsourcing work beyond my skill level

                                                      (even though he's not a girl)
                                                      throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                                      • SIK
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sarettah
                                                        -100

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                                                        So, you suck...
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                                                        • xXXtesy10
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                                                          #29
                                                          does manwin suck a mean dick?
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                                                          • Coup
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                                                            #30
                                                            if a woodchuck that could chuck wood could no longer chuck wood what would a woodchuck do if he could no longer chuck wood like a wood chuck could?

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                                                            • The Porn Nerd
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                                                              #31
                                                              Am I worthy?
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                                                              • EddyTheDog
                                                                Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                • Jan 2011
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                                                                #32
                                                                Are you actually 'coding' or just typing random things on a keyboard and hoping it will do something?..

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                                                                • sarettah
                                                                  see you later, I'm gone
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 14316

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JesseQuinn
                                                                  what music do you listen to while you work?
                                                                  I don't always have music going while I work. I sometimes do but I just as often have the TV on or nothing going (especially if I am zoned in on what I am doing).

                                                                  If I have music on it is usually whatever is on Deep Tracks on Sirius/Xm or our local classic rock station.

                                                                  If I have the TV on it is usually on GRIT (Westerns and Walker). I killed off my cable about 5 years ago so I just have what is over the air.

                                                                  Thanks for the vote of confidence.


                                                                  Originally posted by SIK
                                                                  So, you suck...
                                                                  Pretty much.

                                                                  Originally posted by xXXtesy10
                                                                  does manwin suck a mean dick?
                                                                  Manwin sucks big donkey dicks.

                                                                  Originally posted by Coup
                                                                  if a woodchuck that could chuck wood could no longer chuck wood what would a woodchuck do if he could no longer chuck wood like a wood chuck could?
                                                                  If a woodchuck that could chuck wood could no longer chuck wood he would probably fuck if he could and that is what a woodchuck would do if he could no longer chuck wood like a wood chuck could.

                                                                  Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                  Am I worthy?
                                                                  Somewhat, although I worry about you at times.

                                                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                  Are you actually 'coding' or just typing random things on a keyboard and hoping it will do something?..
                                                                  Yes.

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                                                                  • clickity click
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Did you ever punch anyone in the face?

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                                                                    • sarettah
                                                                      see you later, I'm gone
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 14316

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                      Did you ever punch anyone in the face?
                                                                      Not that I can remember. Maybe one of my brothers when I was little. I have not been in a real physical altercation since I was 13.

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                                                                      • plaster
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SIK
                                                                        1 is worst.
                                                                        Do an estimation on how good you'd be.
                                                                        Originally posted by plaster
                                                                        Can you...
                                                                        Originally posted by SIK
                                                                        This ain't my thread.
                                                                        The OP was starting an ask me anything... you should have phrased:

                                                                        Can you do an estimation on how good you'd be?

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                                                                        • xXXtesy10
                                                                          Fakecoin Investor
                                                                          • Jul 2012
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by plaster
                                                                          The OP was starting an ask me anything... you should have phrased:

                                                                          Can you do an estimation on how good you'd be?
                                                                          you on board for sex man? would not be first
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                                                                          • adultchatpay
                                                                            Let's Make Money
                                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                                            • 8785

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I have cam sites (White Label).
                                                                            I have $500 to spend for traffic.
                                                                            What should i do next to make profit?

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                                                                            • sarettah
                                                                              see you later, I'm gone
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 14316

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by adultchatpay
                                                                              I have cam sites (White Label).
                                                                              I have $500 to spend for traffic.
                                                                              What should i do next to make profit?
                                                                              I have no idea.

                                                                              I have never bought traffic for cams. From what I understand purchased traffic is not the best for cams but that is just what I have heard.

                                                                              Are your whitelabels in the SEs? If not then I would build out custom sites using cam xml feeds instead of whitelabels and then use the money to get some decent backlinks going or to buy beer.

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                                                                              • Andreweb
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                                                                                • Mar 2013
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Hello sarettah , I saw some of your projects and I appreciate your skills ! Well now my question : first of all I must say that my programing skills are limited for example I am able to make a responsive site in php with text images , iframes etc but I am not able to parse cams from an xml api ... so I wonder if there is some place on internet where to learn how to do that how to build a cam site using apis(a kind of tutorial) or I just need to quit and stay with WLs and my sites were I use iframes ! Thanks !
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                                                                                • The Porn Nerd
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Why do you worry about me sometimes?

                                                                                  (I'm a happy, successful fellow who perhaps works too many hours and sometimes give people shit for little reason but in the end I y to be as helpful as possible.)
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                                                                                  • SIK
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by plaster
                                                                                    The OP was starting an ask me anything... you should have phrased:

                                                                                    Can you do an estimation on how good you'd be?
                                                                                    Gee whiz, thanks.
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                                                                                    • BIGTYMER
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                                                                                      • Nov 2004
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I've always wanted to be on YouTube. How can I get YouTube to come film me?

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                                                                                      • plaster
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Apr 2015
                                                                                        • 2295

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by SIK
                                                                                        Gee whiz, thanks.
                                                                                        Welcome and no problemo

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                                                                                        • sarettah
                                                                                          see you later, I'm gone
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 14316

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                                          Why do you worry about me sometimes?

                                                                                          (I'm a happy, successful fellow who perhaps works too many hours and sometimes give people shit for little reason but in the end I y to be as helpful as possible.)
                                                                                          You are usually predictable in where you will stand on an issue but occasionally you surprise me with your opinion.

                                                                                          Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                                                          I've always wanted to be on YouTube. How can I get YouTube to come film me?
                                                                                          Go up to San Francisco area, Silicon Valley. Find a corner with a wall you can lean against. Flash some leg. The Youtube directors will be all over you
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                                                                                          • sarettah
                                                                                            see you later, I'm gone
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 14316

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Andreweb
                                                                                            Hello sarettah , I saw some of your projects and I appreciate your skills ! Well now my question : first of all I must say that my programing skills are limited for example I am able to make a responsive site in php with text images , iframes etc but I am not able to parse cams from an xml api ... so I wonder if there is some place on internet where to learn how to do that how to build a cam site using apis(a kind of tutorial) or I just need to quit and stay with WLs and my sites were I use iframes ! Thanks !
                                                                                            I have to go to an eye doctor appointment but when I get back I will try to answer this as well as I can.

                                                                                            I promise.

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                                                                                            • The Porn Nerd
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                                              You are usually predictable in where you will stand on an issue but occasionally you surprise me with your opinion.
                                                                                              I am an enigma, yes. LOL

                                                                                              (BTW I always like your posts and thoughts on things. Just sayin'.)
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                                                                                              • BIGTYMER
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                                                Go up to San Francisco area, Silicon Valley. Find a corner with a wall you can lean against. Flash some leg. The Youtube directors will be all over you
                                                                                                I dunno.. seems a little slutty. I'll wait until the YouTube auditions come to my town.

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                                                                                                • SilentKnight
                                                                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                  • 24818

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Vaseline or KY?

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                                                                                                  • sarettah
                                                                                                    see you later, I'm gone
                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 14316

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                                                                    I dunno.. seems a little slutty. I'll wait until the YouTube auditions come to my town.
                                                                                                    Slutty works, what can I say.

                                                                                                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                                    Vaseline or KY?
                                                                                                    KY is always better than Vaseline.

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