Are you saying my word is not enough for you?

I'm saying I recently became single, and I may wanna give you a go.

Not really.

Just saying, what are the obvious reasons someone with such an ego wouldn't want everyone to see how fucking good looking they are.

I'm flattered, but I'm sure the requirement was stated clear - boobs first.

That's soooooo GFY 13 years and one last kid ago when my boobs still stared straight ahead. :(

Keeping them covered is for YOUR benefit. :1orglaugh

I assumed you look like this:
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/p...600,1600,1,0,0

Lovely comment.

I still wanna know what your "obvious" reasons are?

They aren't obvious to me.

Being insistent on that level would tick a negative mark in my book, I may wish to withdraw my answer.

One can only conclude that you're not as confident as you pretend to be. I'm sure a lot of old men in your situation fantasize about the young chicks wanting the schlong.

We can let you live in your fantasy for today. :winkwink:

Go get em tiger.

Here's me, your turn :upsidedow
https://scontent.fhsv1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...1b&oe=571A3156

I have noticed your trying to semi insult me in a female manner, good work, if you had a red neck hubby you'd be slapped just right in time, but I guess you had someone you wanted to dominate, so, that was you who'd left.

And thank you for letting me be in my dreams.

Nice try coming out.

Thought I'd try :upsidedow

There's me.

http://i.imgur.com/JVsyQMY.jpg

I'm lost ...

Just show us your boobs please. :winkwink:

I'd rather add up some skinny, no boobs, "trashy" looking ones that I consider 'hawt'.

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...7aug14-03.jpeg
http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/mela...Laurent_13.jpg
http://24fpsverite.com/wp-content/up...-cotillard.jpg

Just imagine those girls checking you out, don't really have that boyfriend. Have fun you sexy beast.

http://www.guesswhatiforgot.co.uk/25...wank-wipes.jpg

I just noticed. Keep it for yourself :)

Location: Dreamland

would bang right there on the spot :thumbsup

Not really good for girls. Tissue gets all stuck in your hoo hoo and stuff.

Baby wipes are much better. =)

And yes, like you, I am a dreamer. :thumbsup Let's just smoke a joint and pretend we're both as hot as we think we are. :1orglaugh

Here's a better perspective.

Would be a fabulous fuck spot!

http://i.imgur.com/l5bZ8AM.jpg

I use them too, for #2 thing. Crap, now I'm expecting CurrentlySober here to wreck it all :))

so that's really you? *blush*

Good to know you have clean underwear at the end of the night at least. :thumbsup

lol you are a nerd.

Cathedral rock. Meet me at the top next October by the big Vortex.

I'll play the flute for you :winkwink: meowwwwwwwwww

you are on a roll tonight :1orglaugh

I guess I'll go there in october and camp until a flutist arrives. If you come at the beginning of the month my flute won't be as stinky.

Where the heck have you been gallivanting all over the place Mister.

I always schedule my vacation there during the full moon. Now you know. :winkwink:

october 16, 2016 we make werewolf babies unless I forget about this conversation tomorrow

What conversation? :pimp

there is this girl, you know? :winkwink:

Wait....like other than me?

didnt know you split up, kind of too late now :Oh crap

Here's me
http://fightstate.com/wp-content/upl...4e7cf2cfe8.jpg
I have a lot of problems with self esteem and girls don't notice me. Also I my hairline is receding.

They notice you and say - what a freak :1orglaugh