Nice write up, I enjoyed reading it :thumbsup

So full of shit

"I was one of the first people to find out about"

And then you had sms screen attached (I guess someone told you're fucking dumb ass and you removed it) saying "Don't post it on facebook. Its all over news already"


One of the first my ass

Enjoy your 2 seconds of fame crackhead.

You already have

donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com Site Overview

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?o=lt&...ruinmylife.com

great traffic stats , my two hour ago made blog has more

Are you both retarded? Just asking.... :winkwink:

Happy New Year Jay :thumbsup

Thank you, it hasn't even had time to be calculated properly by Alexa. I didn't even buy the domain to November 14. Full disclosure, here's the stats.

http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com...7.20.30-PM.png

All that traffic came without buying one shitty skimmed hit or even creating one backlink. It went viral on its own...

Fact: Charlie Sheen Has HIV!

Jealous? I would be to. Not to mention the fact the caliber of writing is something most of you will never achieve.

Just typical "schoolyard bully" mentality, kick somebody when they're down, I get it.

I'm sure a lot of these same nicknames we're the same people were sucking my dick hoping to get traffic a few years ago.

I don't even know why I post here, the majority of my business is not even in adult. Maybe I should make it a New Year's resolution to stop.

:321GFY

Ok, ArronM ... what have I ever done to you? I don't even know much about you other than you are fat.

Dummy, your bounce rate is 85% and average session is 1:21
Is that what we supposed be jealous of? You are an idiot :1orglaugh:321GFY

No you listen here you stupid fuck. It's a blog. I update it one posted a time. When I update it a shit load of people come read the new post, because most likely they've already read the old ones. There are only five or six real posts on the whole fucking blog. What are they supposed to do read extra pages that aren't there?

You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid retard

:321GFY

Oh yeah, you are the same shit stain that posted the Alexa numbers... Funny how the engagement is different there. You single digit IQ fucking monkey brain fucking retard

http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com...9.09.50-PM.png

The only thing that went viral is Charlie Sheen.

I don't consider a couple weeks or so of traffic from a few second rate news outlets as going viral.

Let's see if an example of something you've done better or even close...

Waiting

Waitingâ?¦

Waiting.

I didn't think so

:321GFY

You mother fucking stupid idiot. Your new sessions are also at 85%. So what that means 85% of people come to your shitty blog and leave after 1 minute and 21 seconds (average). There aren't any come backs. Most of your come-back traffic is from gfy.com
Fucking crackhead, my dog knows SEO better than you.

Upstream Sites
Which sites did people visit immediately before this site?

Site Percent of Unique Visits
1. gfy.com 24.8%
2. reddit.com 14.2%
3. facebook.com 11.5%

I wasn't even talking about SEO. I'm not sure where you're pulling those numbers from. They are even close to correct.

Anyhow thanks for your traffic fuck face

My Belle Knox site brought my server down. Took me 48 hours to start making $$$ with right seo and domain name.

You welcome idiot. Now you have 251 unique hits today.

I didn't realize you were down.

It's not my style to kick a guy when he's emotionally fragile.

I had just recalled that thread you linked, where you're capitalizing on sheen being down. And thought your lemmy thread was in the same vein.

Perhaps you can post a pic of you two hanging out fishing or something to help weld the connection between you two, it would help the blog post .

Anyhoo, sorry for any typos I'm out and about


Happy new year!

:1orglaugh Fishing :1orglaugh

If I may speak on that. I had to really dig around to find a picture with Lemmy, because I never wanted to be that asshole constantly asking for pictures. The reason I did use that picture is because I was at his 70th birthday, it was just a few days before he died, and I had this strange feeling it would be the last time I would see him alive. Again, if you would read that blog you would know that. If you read the blog, you would also know that I gave him my own LP of "No Remorse" because he said he couldn't even find one and I've been acquainted through my friends in Nashville Pussy who have done 5 tours with Motörhead.

God damn, I feel like I'm rewriting the whole thing again

Yeah, and so is my Google.com

You know your relationship with him. I truly do not. But you also know this follows your sheen thread, which was very clearly you working to capitalize on his downfall. I'm sure you can see how these threads conflict from a gfyers view.

Not true at all. Some have credited me with causing Charlie Sheen's downfall. Would you have rather him kept exposing girls to HIV?

The Lemmy thing was always going to go in there. I figured since he died, it would be a perfect time to pay tribute to him. The problem is you guys are commenting on it without reading it.

It's a tribute to the man and not capitalizing on his downfall

For all the haters in this thread... Name five Motörhead songs without googling. I bet you can't do it and I bet if you can I know how to play them on guitar

Santa left the building. Who else is "some"?
Why is the sms screen gone?

Because the embed from Twitter was slowing my site down so bad. Once it was gone, I thought it looked cleaner without it

That's how you got "My friend" thing going?

Im good friends with:

Iron Maiden
Metallica
and...
Dora from Warlock

To you question...
https://soundcloud.com/gus-and-izzy/...for-hiv-status

Or just Google it motherfucker
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q...+charlie+sheen

Sure thing. You want to post it here?

That's awesome, I love iron maiden and older Metallica

Call me when Jeff Hanneman introduces YOUR band...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhnt8inKGqE

Crackhead, I'm talking about your sms screen about motorhead guy. Where she told you to shut the fuck up.

https://twitter.com/JasonQuinlan71/s...kjh31024076800

fuck u

Hey you fucking NAZI I just did

You know what, I'm getting a little bit tired of talking to people that won't user own nickname. That's a problem with this stupid board... People make up 30 different nicknames and they say all kinds of fucked up shit but nobody knows who's who... I've done one thing and every single post that I've ever made to GFY has been under one username

Go shove the gerbil up your ass and die

I don't have a band and I don't use drugs. But I hanged out with David Robinson and Pat LaFontaine. Does it count? I have them as my friends on my facebook.

You should start doing drugs.

Try some cyanide.

god damn this thread is painful to read

:1orglaugh

I don't know, my last comment what is the coup de grace

I remember saying that you'd have a mountain in a desert not so long ago, thanks for the confirmation.