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L-Pink 01-01-2016 03:48 PM

100 ...........

Google Expert 01-01-2016 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20685709)
This is the life of an addict. Total collapse of all income streams. Loss of property. Thoughts and threats of suicide. Fighting (getting beat up) and acting out. Continued substance abuse. Dysfunctional relationships. Inability to form meaningft bonds with others. A life now summed up by a shameless blog centered on name dropping and "look at me", "look at how cool I am" summed up in two posts which the world forgot about within minutes of the publish button being pushed.

You are not someone to be jealous of,... you are a cautionary tale. Just like Sleazy, you see nothing off putting and destructive in your personality and you could care less about what others think ... ie that constant stream of feedback from the world telling you exactly who and what you are. You should complete the circle and advertise yessignals.com

Solid post.

Who are you, m8?

johnnyloadproductions 01-01-2016 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20685709)
This is the life of an addict. Total collapse of all income streams. Loss of property. Thoughts and threats of suicide. Fighting (getting beat up) and acting out. Continued substance abuse. Dysfunctional relationships. Inability to form meaningft bonds with others. A life now summed up by a shameless blog centered on name dropping and "look at me", "look at how cool I am" summed up in two posts which the world forgot about within minutes of the publish button being pushed.

How does it usually end?

Ferus 01-01-2016 04:21 PM

Jason, do you want to come Work with me, and my good friend Bill Gates on our new joined project

Code:

Busty100.com
Or my BMW wiki site I am Building with Bruno Mars
Code:

E60.org

CaptainHowdy 01-01-2016 04:56 PM

Where are we??

TheSquealer 01-01-2016 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20685718)
How does it usually end?

Usually? Death. The life expectancy of an addict is not too good. He's already suicidal. Basically one slow name dropping day away from losing the only thing he has left... a ridiculous, predatory blog with a silly name.

escorpio 01-01-2016 05:07 PM

Give the guy a fucking break. He's a victim of his environment. The douchebaggery is very strong in LA rock scene.

OneHungLo 01-01-2016 05:16 PM

Jay doesn't seem to own up to much and it's everyone else; the business partners, friends, band mates, etc., that's the problem..never Jay.

MetaMan 01-01-2016 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20685752)
Give the guy a fucking break. He's a victim of his environment. The douchebaggery is very strong in LA rock scene.

"Victim"? I just threw up in my mouth.

TheSquealer 01-01-2016 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20685757)
Jay doesn't seem to own up to much and it's everyone else; the business partners, friends, band mates, etc., that's the problem..never Jay.

that is exactly what addicts do

escorpio 01-01-2016 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20685759)
"Victim"? I just threw up in my mouth.

Douchebaggery can be highly contagious. A lot of people that live in LA suffer from it.

Penny24Seven 01-01-2016 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20685757)
Jay doesn't seem to own up to much and it's everyone else; the business partners, friends, band mates, etc., that's the problem..never Jay.

You might not believe I can afford a case of coke but I agree with what you said here.

Fat Panda 01-01-2016 06:50 PM

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I am not just saying that because I??m sponsored by Amazon.
Sponsored by Amazon? ROFL :1orglaugh

astronaut x 01-01-2016 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20685183)
Not true at all. Some have credited me with causing Charlie Sheen's downfall. Would you have rather him kept exposing girls to HIV?

From your postings you seemed to be more concerned about contacting a lawyer for the girl, and then all of you seem to go with the plan of trying to milk it. I never once read anything that leads me to believe you were concerned about him infecting anyone else.

How long was it again from the time you knew about it, to the time you set fire to the world with your breaking news, cutting edge, exclusive report? Your timing seems to strangely coincide with the time it hit actual news outlets.

You asked...."Would you have rather him kept exposing girls to HIV?"

Don't ask anyone else. That's a question you should have been asking yourself.

JuicyBunny 01-01-2016 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20685772)
Douchebaggery can be highly contagious. A lot of people that live in LA suffer from it.

I am soooooooooooooo glad to be out of that shithole. Its the ME capitol of the world. South Bay anytime though. Cool breezes there.

xxxjay 01-01-2016 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JuicyBunny (Post 20685832)
I am soooooooooooooo glad to be out of that shithole. Its the ME capitol of the world. South Bay anytime though. Cool breezes there.

Yeah, I just need to get the fuck out of here. For all of this stupid ass literary critics there are in this thread Lynsey one thing you've written.

Fuck you motherfuckers

xxxjay 01-01-2016 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20685580)
LOL and people felt bad for this idiot? Your writing sucks to .

You are a troll, always were, are now and always will be

xxxjay 01-01-2016 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 20685671)
xxxjay... do you ever wonder if when you "had people wanting to suck your dick for traffic" back in the day" you hadn't been such a dick that people wouldn't want to remind you all the time now how much you suck? :1orglaugh

I was never a dick. I started as a webmaster so I always could empathize with their position

Horatio Caine 01-01-2016 08:39 PM

It sounds like nothing or ever is your fault. But, your friends left you.
I'd think you get a clue. Lay off your pipe, SEO genius with 2K in savings. You can't make mortgage payment. Here's another clue for you dumb ass.

Far-L 01-01-2016 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20685836)
I was never a dick. I started as a webmaster so I always could empathize with their position

You sure you aren't confusing yourself with Greenguy?

Yes, from my own personal experience I think you had what I call "Rock Star Syndrome" and I am not singling you out because many of your peers were similarly afflicted.

The syndrome occurs when someone makes a lot of money at the right place and the right time but thinks it is going to last forever, like a band that has a one hit wonder, and treats everyone like their shit don't stink therefore everyone else is shit and deserves to be shat on, but unable to follow it up with anything catchy ends up being the equivalent of a stale turd everyone eventually realizes was just shitty in the first place.

The Porn Nerd 01-01-2016 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 20685854)
You sure you aren't confusing yourself with Greenguy?

Yes, from my own personal experience I think you had what I call "Rock Star Syndrome" and I am not singling you out because many of your peers were similarly afflicted.

The syndrome occurs when someone makes a lot of money at the right place and the right time but thinks it is going to last forever, like a band that has a one hit wonder, and treats everyone like their shit don't stink therefore everyone else is shit and deserves to be shat on, but unable to follow it up with anything catchy ends up being the equivalent of a stale turd everyone eventually realizes was just shitty in the first place.

How DARE you!
Chumbawumba was an excellent band. :D

:GFYBand

xxxjay 01-01-2016 10:34 PM

This thread has done WAY off topic...this is all I wanted to say:

Lemmy packed 7000 years of living into his 70 years on this planet, enriched the lives of millions through his music, and single-handedly invented modern speed metal, whether he??ll take credit for or not.

That all being said, he will be sadly missed.

Valhalla, you have a new bass player.

Hail Lemmy!!

Source: My Friend Lemmy - Don't Tell Me How To Ruin My Life

JQ

Nitzer Ebb 01-01-2016 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20685875)
This thread has done WAY off topic...this is all I wanted to say:

Lemmy packed 7000 years of living into his 70 years on this planet, enriched the lives of millions through his music, and single-handedly invented modern speed metal, whether he??ll take credit for or not.

That all being said, he will be sadly missed.

Valhalla, you have a new bass player.

Hail Lemmy!!

Source: My Friend Lemmy - Don't Tell Me How To Ruin My Life

JQ


Bigger question if Lemmy knows or remembers his dear friend JQ if asked?

xxxjay 01-02-2016 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 20685876)
Bigger question if Lemmy knows or remembers his dear friend JQ if asked?

I was one of the first people to find out about the tragic death of Lemmy Kilmister this past Monday.

I was expecting it. A lot of people were. Last I saw of ??Lem? was at his 70th birthday at The Whiskey. It was a Hollywood shit show. He didn??t seem to be himself. He was supposed to perform that night, but never took the stage. Despite what is told about the drugs or the Jack n?? Coke permanently affixed to his right hand: Lemmy was one of the most intelligent people I??ve ever met, even if you couldn??t understand his thick British accent. Something was different that night, as if he??d already left us.

His 70th birthday was a stark contrast to his 69th, which I was also at. It was a relatively low-key event with about 10 people. One was this girl I thought was flirting with me. I didn??t realize utill after she left it was my dream woman: Carmen Electra.

I could say Lemmy was a friend. He knew my name. For a man constantly bombarded by strangers, that??s more than most people can say. Over the past dozen years, we spent hundreds of nights elbow-to-elbow drinking at The Rainbow.

I??ve always been a huge Motorhead fan. My first album was the leather-bound double LP of ??No Remorse? which Lemmy later told me ??is worth some money? and ??he wished he had a copy,? so I gave him mine.


For all of the ??Cult-Of-Lemmy?, it didn??t translate into much financially, until much later in his career after being ripped off by countless managers and record labels. It wasn??t until the early 90s that he secured the royalties for many of the songs he??s best known for.

Lemmy was pleasant to everyone even though I felt he was treated like an object of curiosity. If you wanted to get on his bad side, you could be that douchebag jock screaming the ??The Ace Of Spades.? He wasn??t too fond of that.

Our paths first crossed almost 20 years ago, backstage at the AVN Awards. I was surrounded by porn stars, but I was most awestruck when Lemmy came strolling through the room.

??Oh my God, you are Lemmy!! What are you doing here??

He replied, ??I love Vegas? and kept walking.

A few years later, I was formally introduced to him by Cory Parks of the band Nashville Pussy, who is about to tour with Motörhead. I was roommates with their drummer Jeremy ??Remo? Thompson. I asked him if I could be a groupie and go with them to a few shows in Florida.

After a few days on the road, I got to know the Motörhead guys a bit. After the shows, we would always go on their bus and drink until the sun came up. Lemmy took me aside one night, ??Hey mate, I want you to hear the kind of music I really like.? Then he brought me to the front of the bus and played some demo tracks of him doing Chuck Berry songs. The music sounded exactly like the classic 50s, just with Lemmy??s trademark snarl over the top. To be honest, I didn??t really like it.

The next night, while drinking on the bus, he did the exact same thing and took be up to the front of the bus and had me listen to the same songs as if the previous night had never happened. I wasn??t sure if Lemmy didn??t remember or was just fucking with me.

I??m inclined to think the latter.

After a few nights of hanging out with Motörhead, I was hung over as fuck. I was staying at the same hotel as them. The next morning, Lemmy walked through the lobby looking quite spry, probably hadn??t slept, Jack N?? Coke in hand, and asked me, ??What are you drinking mate??

I was drinking a Snapple, but I was kind of embarrassed. I held it up to him.

He quipped, ??A Snapple??

I said, ??Yeah, but there??s vodka in it.?

He took it out of my hand, sniffed it, and laughed ??There is no vodka in that, it??s just a Snapple!?

I have so many other great Lemmy stories, but that??s my favorite for some reason.

Lemmy packed 7000 years of living into his 70 years on this planet, enriched the lives of millions through his music, and single-handedly invented modern speed metal, whether he??ll take credit for or not.

That all being said, he will be sadly missed.

Valhalla, you have a new bass player.

Hail Lemmy!!

JQ

Nitzer Ebb 01-02-2016 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20685900)
I was one of the first people to find out about the tragic death of Lemmy Kilmister this past Monday.

First once it hit every news station in the world :1orglaugh
God you are a tool.

TheSquealer 01-02-2016 01:21 AM

I am already looking forward to...
About My Friend The Pope
About My Friend Warren Buffet
About My Friend Oprah
and
About My Friend The Queen of England

this thread needs more snapple

xxxjay 01-02-2016 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 20685906)
First once it hit every news station in the world :1orglaugh
God you are a tool.

u r a fag

get ready for pictures of my nutz

xxxjay 01-02-2016 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 20685906)
First once it hit every news station in the world :1orglaugh
God you are a tool.

there you go fake nic faggot...enjoy this nutz

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXtQAhXWYAEAkiz.jpg:large

xxxjay 01-02-2016 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 20685906)
First once it hit every news station in the world :1orglaugh
God you are a tool.

Fuck you you fake name fucking Nazi fucking queer bait. Go ahead ban mefrom GFY.

This stupid board has been losing traffic for years and, And somehow I always have the top thread so fuck you I hope you fucking dire and get cancer you fucking piece of shit. You are a fucking worthless, worthless, worthless piece of shit fake name nave and having no fucking balls because you are a parasite and you deserve to die. The more slow and painful your death is the better off you are.

I am not trying to win business person of the year. Because all the business people of the year are all bunch of fucking liars and assholes. The sooner you get acquainted with the truth the better off you are you fucking faggot

Ferus 01-02-2016 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20685940)
Fuck you you fake name fucking Nazi fucking queer bait. Go ahead ban mefrom GFY.

This stupid board has been losing traffic for years and, And somehow I always have the top thread so fuck you I hope you fucking dire and get cancer you fucking piece of shit. You are a fucking worthless, worthless, worthless piece of shit fake name nave and having no fucking balls because you are a parasite and you deserve to die. The more slow and painful your death is the better off you are.

I am not trying to win business person of the year. Because all the business people of the year are all bunch of fucking liars and assholes. The sooner you get acquainted with the truth the better off you are you fucking faggot

I take it back.. you dont sound like Mike South. You sound more like Donny Long :Oh crap

But I dont know why you are doing this to yourself man - wasting time posting on GFY when you need Money badly - get some Work done For fucks sake!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-02-2016 08:44 AM

This is just a shame. :(

ITraffic 01-02-2016 08:51 AM

man stupid. protect earth.

xxxjay 01-02-2016 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20686118)
man stupid. protect earth.

http://singlegirlblogging.files.word...pg?w=456&h=482

xxxjay 01-02-2016 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 20685906)
First once it hit every news station in the world :1orglaugh
God you are a tool.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=...51845463339410

JuicyBunny 01-02-2016 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20685940)
Fuck you you fake name fucking Nazi fucking queer bait. Go ahead ban mefrom GFY.

This stupid board has been losing traffic for years and, And somehow I always have the top thread so fuck you I hope you fucking dire and get cancer you fucking piece of shit. You are a fucking worthless, worthless, worthless piece of shit fake name nave and having no fucking balls because you are a parasite and you deserve to die. The more slow and painful your death is the better off you are.

I am not trying to win business person of the year. Because all the business people of the year are all bunch of fucking liars and assholes. The sooner you get acquainted with the truth the better off you are you fucking faggot

Sphincter says what?

xxxjay 01-02-2016 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 20685906)
First once it hit every news station in the world :1orglaugh
God you are a tool.

http://cdn3.list25.com/wp-content/up...8/Slide228.jpg

420 01-02-2016 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 20685906)
First once it hit every news station in the world :1orglaugh
God you are a tool.

Jay has replied to this at least 5 different times. :thumbsup

dyna mo 01-02-2016 11:41 AM

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dyna mo 01-02-2016 11:49 AM

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JJ Gold 01-02-2016 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20686283)


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420 01-02-2016 11:53 AM

i <3 dynamomo

moaar please :)

Struggle4Bucks 01-02-2016 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20686283)

:1orglaugh

xxxjay 01-02-2016 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 20686299)
:1orglaugh

Okay, I see you guys take pleasure in schadenfreude

Carry on

420 01-02-2016 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20686306)
Okay, I see you guys take pleasure in schadenfreude

Carry on

Relax fella we just liek photochops. A gfy tradition.

escorpio 01-02-2016 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20686283)

:1orglaugh X 1000

j3rkules 01-02-2016 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20686265)

:1orglaugh

ITraffic 01-02-2016 12:10 PM


dyna mo 01-02-2016 12:12 PM

http://i.imgur.com/SL7NwwZ.jpg

Struggle4Bucks 01-02-2016 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 20686306)
Okay, I see you guys take pleasure in schadenfreude

Carry on

Absolutely not... I don't have an opinion against you... As a matter of fact... some "1000+ posts-a-month-new-fake-nicks" in here are way more annoying...

but that fishing pic is just very amusing... and it should not bother you in any way... it's pretty harmless...

Carry on...

Pac Man! 01-02-2016 12:48 PM

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