150 lying fucks caught red handed.

See sig.

EDIT: Damn you Brian. You fucked up my perfect streak in this thread.

Why the hell would you assume that? theking is an asshole. I assume he broke into a dildo factory and put a bunch of dildos up his ass and when they pulled him over he still had 4 dildos in his ass so he was arrested. I bet I am closer to the truth :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You had the other two? :1orglaugh
I just sat down and saw 149 and was like oh shit jackpot :1orglaugh
I remember back in the day there would be 5 people posting for that spot all in the same minute. Now I see it half way down the page at times. :)


I fixed it for you

One big paratrooper - 505 Weight (lbs.)
What kind of parachute did he use?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/199...asailing-o.gif

505 = 5'5" Height

even in his generation 5'5" was very short, he's 76 now, he's probably lost an inch or so

LMAO! Busted! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Serious question for theking: WHY do you/did you keep posting where you are off to? I'm off to the wild, I'm off to the store, etc. No one cares where you are going, where you went, how long you stayed there or when you are coming back, ok?

And all those "I'm back" threads tricked me into thinking you were banned multiple times. Seriously man wtf?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SHOklgO--sc/hqdefault.jpg

5'5", 139 lbs :1orglaugh

anyone really believes this lying, thieving POS was a fucking military commando?

So the king has finally been unmasked. I'm amazed he's gone on for this long without being outed with that sloppy breadcrumb trail that lead right to his true identity. This guy takes attention whoring to a new level.

If he wanted to start over he could have just stopped posting under the Pathfinder nick and after 2 weeks nobody would have noticed. But nooooooo, he had to make up some elaborate hoax faking his death and perpetrating the lie for over a fucking decade!!!!

There needs to be a GFY hall of shame and he needs to be inducted. Theking should be writing fiction novels instead of posting here.:1orglaugh

2016 just started and I don't think the level of ownage in this thread would be easy to top this year.

Unbelievable.

Not sure they had dildo factories in 1959.

Maybe they were broom handles.

no but I bet money was money then .. or maybe not in your case.

Who gives a shit who theking is, where he is or what he's doing? Some of you fuckers have WAY too much time on your hands.

Tiny little bugger, yet made into US military's elites. :1orglaugh

HAHA you might be right about that Paul, I forgot to place myself back to that year to get a full understanding of his crime,
I am sure if they had a dildo factory he was the head tester.
Thanks for your help.
Broom handles sound like a good option. He has not denied it and as we have all seen he will deny anything that is not true and when it is true he just avoids the question.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sometimes people need a little free time to get their minds off of working all day. It is good for your body to get a laugh in or two.
These threads will cure cancer at this rate :1orglaugh

I think these GFY vets are experiencing Male Menopause.

yes and most convicted felons for some reason

That's me. Except for walking the dogs, I have all day to do as I please. :thumbsup

Whoever, whatever or wherever theking or pathfinder is. He's not anything in the porn or affiliate business to be of consequence. Like many a troll, he has nothing in his profile that indicates any value in the business.

Probably his high point in life was being a Private or Corporal in the army. We only have his word he was in the army, and it could have been the catering core.

He says he's gone. I very much doubt it.

Off to walk the dogs.