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pornmasta 01-05-2016 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20688361)
So why exactly does he wear a mask?

Vader needed it. Him however ??

to look like his grand father and be more charismatic

pornmasta 01-05-2016 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ClickCashEmily (Post 20688728)
I actually heard there's a lot more in the novelization than made it onto the screen (or, in the book to explain more what was on the screen... I don't know the order of how those are written vs. filmed). And that it sorta explains some of the gaps that are bothering us about Ren. Might have to pick it up :)

i don't want to read a book to understand a movie. Period.

AntonMG 01-05-2016 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20689668)
i don't want to read a book to understand a movie. Period.

Neither should you have to.
I'm with you on this one. A movie should be self explanatory. :2 cents:

HowlingWulf 01-05-2016 08:36 AM

Well this turned out to be a surprisingly good thread. No, seriously. Lots of good points.

ilnjscb 01-05-2016 09:54 AM

If they're both idiot kids, how did they marshal the resources to build a 20x death star that sucks suns?

The villains were crap. Two teenagers who just met easily defeated them with a weapon they barely understand.

They can build an entire planet that can destroy other planets, but they get defeated by ancient Han Solo (who can't defeat 20 lowlife gangsters) and two meet cute kids with zero experience. Sure storm troopers are trained .... to flip theatrically in the air when they die after being hit by one shot. After he turns good, FN is basically killing dudes left and right. Stupid.

hottoddy 01-05-2016 10:31 AM

Yes, it kinda sucked for the reasons stated above. Sure there is some fun eye candy and nostalgic bits ... BUT it was marred by poor story telling, weak villains and unoriginal ideas. I saw the original Star Wars about a dozen times in the theater. Once is enough for this one.

As terrible as the prequel movies were, I'm realizing they did a better job telling a story.

AntonMG 01-05-2016 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20689856)
They can build an entire planet that can destroy other planets, but they get defeated by ancient Han Solo (who can't defeat 20 lowlife gangsters) and two meet cute kids with zero experience.

It's even worse than that:
They can't do shit to deactivate the shields, however, they magically stumble upon Captain Phasma who's the head of all Storm troopers.
She gives in without a fight and nicely deactivate the shields for them.
Technically she had the choice between death and betrayal then death and chose the later.

It doesn't make sense... :error

I don't want to sound like I consider this movie as shit, I think it was pretty decent, but it's full of inconsistencies and loopholes that are not worthy of the saga. :2 cents:

RebelR 01-05-2016 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by AntonMG (Post 20688291)
Hey,
I've seen the latest Star Wars during the holidays and I must say that as much as it is 100% better than Episodes 1-3, The vilains were a complete let down for me.

Seriously, the guy is just a fucking teenager with a light saber.
The kind that smashes his room because he's grounded for a week...
He even struggles to beat a former (inexperienced) storm trooper during a light saber fight... pathetic
I was half expecting him to fuck off on a skateboard after he's done with his Eudipus complex.

Talking about Kylo Ren, this twitter account really nailed it (IMOO):
https://twitter.com/KyloR3n

Surprisingly it was one of the things that wasn't an issue for me. The whole Emo thing and the tantrums is what gave credence to his inability to match Rey when he was trying to extract the info he needed, and will more than likely be explained in the next episode as to why he and Luke parted ways. Suffering from an inferiority complex. And part of what gives Snoke the control he exacts over him.

I enjoyed the film, it wasn't stellar for me. I think that Rey was portrayed very well. Finn, well that could have been played better. I would expect less "Street" from a soldier that was taken as a child and raised with a single purpose. Some of the story suffered at the expense of needing more battle scenes. Not sure why R2 was immobile until the exact moment that his info was needed.

selena 01-05-2016 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AntonMG (Post 20689642)
I've seen it "only" once, but I'm pretty sure it's how Han explains to Rey why Luke vanished. I think he tells her that Kylo Ren was his padawan, that he threw a tantrum resulting in everyone dead and Luke fucking off to find his inner self.

It might also be the scene between Leia and Han in the resistance shelter but I lean towards the first one.

You may be right on that. I've only seen it once too, and what I remember was it (Luke's defunct training) having ended due to a betrayal. Hopefully that will be expounded upon going forward.

ClickCashEmily 01-05-2016 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by selena (Post 20689113)
I have a related question that has been bugging me, but I haven't had time to sift through tons of stuff online to try to find the answer.

We know that Anakin killed the younglings, and that there is a lot derived from the other movies. We know that Luke was teaching Jedi, and was betrayed. We also saw the vision that Rey had when she touched the light saber. There are definitely bodies strewn about, and what appears to be Kylo Ren.

So the impression is certainly given that Kylo Ren killed the trainees.

But does the movie every outright say that? If so, I missed it.

In the movie, Han Solo says that Luke was training a new generation of Jedi, and one of the ones he was training turned on him and destroyed it. The Wookieepedia seems to believe he did, in fact, kill them, but we haven't actually SEEN anything on the screen that says it specifically. The internetz are based on some canon, some speculation.

IMO: I don't think Kylo Ren killed them. He may have led the Knights of Ren there to destroy them, but I don't think *REN* lifted a light saber to anyone. And I think THIS is why it's so important that he kills Han.

Just thinking about little Emo Ben... trying to be the big, baddie like Grandpa but having too much good like Mommy and Uncle Luke in him. If he had slaughtered a bunch of (potentially young) Jedi trainees, that should have put an end to a lot of the light side/dark side struggle he's going through. That's why he had to kill Han. Or felt like he did. Because that would cement that he's #TeamDarkside and maybe stop the ickle Light Side feelings he's been suppressing and fighting with.

Google Expert 01-05-2016 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20689856)
If they're both idiot kids, how did they marshal the resources to build a 20x death star that sucks suns?

It wasn't really a death star. It was a planet with a built in supercannon in it.

The First Order didn't have many capital ships in their fleet (i think they only showed one Star Destroyer), so maybe all the resources were poured into building that supercannon.

The First Order had also a lot of time to recover since ROTJ. The New Republic government cut them slack and didn't bother chasing them down.


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