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CDSmith 03-23-2016 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20794506)
In the weeks leading up to the surgery, some of the pain had diminished to the point it was almost tolerable. But it came back with a vengeance the morning of the surgery, to the point they had to wheel me down to the OR instead of having me walk.

When I woke up, there was still the same level of pain before the operation, but I knew it was gradually gonna get better as it healed - and it did. The worse was over. I actually walked out of the hospital under my own power while the wife went and brought the van to the front doors. She gave me hell for gettin' outta the wheelchair...but I'm stubborn that way, lol.

I went through a month of physio rehab and then got back to work - good as new.

"back with a vengeance" ... that's the phrase I'm also fond of using to describe this sciatic nerve bullshit. Standing in one spot is the most painful of all for me. You'll be in a store and have to get in line at the checkout, and the pain level goes up up and UP, and if it's really busy that day and the wait is exceptionally long it's all you can do to not just abandon your cart and hobble out to your car and go the hell home. Walking -- forget it. A few blocks is tolerable, but any more and my left leg goes dead right to the foot and I start dragging it like Quasimodo.

So good as new is sounding pretty good to me right about now. Hell even if there's a 50% improvement I'd be happy at this point.

CDSmith 03-23-2016 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20794518)
i was in icu 3 weeks hearing people dying. they thought i was done so they send this priest in throwing water on me. i remember a guy riding a motor cycle died. they checked my pulse every 15 mins it was really bad. i had a morphine box piped into my heart and a breathing tube. oh and a mother of 3 died next to me in the circle they have in icu. peace be with you. nothing is solid when going under the knife.

You paint a bleak picture, I'll give you that. The thing is I spent 15 years through the 80's and 90's working in front line health care at a large urban medical center, including both ICU's, Neuroscience, and the Cardiac step-down unit. I know full well what a war zone certain parts of a hospital can be at times. Also the success rates for surgeries these days that weren't even possible 20-30 years ago.

I'm prepared for the worst, but hoping for the best. What else is there?

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 20794989)
Good luck CD. Hope you have a fast recovery.

Thanks luv.

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 20795007)
Hey CD, good luck man. Hope it helps

Thanks luv. :D

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Originally Posted by Tjeerd TrafficCompany (Post 20795124)
Good luck with your surgery!

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by davidclickpapa (Post 20795148)
good luck & have a fast recovery!

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 20795160)
Good luck and fast recovery i could not imagine being in a cast for such a long time.

It was during my early high school years to boot. All of grade 10 was spent looking like a turtle. ha

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Originally Posted by atom (Post 20795199)
Good Luck CD! Hope all goes well and you have a quick and speedy recovery.

Thanks man. Are the Wild making the playoffs? Jets are out, every other Canadian-based team is out, I have to live vicariously through someone.

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Originally Posted by SAMANTAmax (Post 20795322)
Some hot chick will make you feel much better after the surgery

There's always a hot nurse, isn't there?

CDSmith 03-27-2016 11:07 AM

I got bumped!

Surgery is now set for Apr. 5th. Reason given was there was an inordinate amount of emergency OR procedures during spring break. See kids? Your hard partying ways have far-reaching repercussions, like... pushing my surgery back a week!

directfiesta 03-27-2016 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20790213)
lol why would you post this? ego?

to show what universal healthcare allows you to get :2 cents:

armysmoke 03-27-2016 03:32 PM

Best of luck on your surgery. I had a few but nothing that major.

SilentKnight 03-27-2016 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20796018)
"back with a vengeance" ... that's the phrase I'm also fond of using to describe this sciatic nerve bullshit. Standing in one spot is the most painful of all for me. You'll be in a store and have to get in line at the checkout, and the pain level goes up up and UP, and if it's really busy that day and the wait is exceptionally long it's all you can do to not just abandon your cart and hobble out to your car and go the hell home. Walking -- forget it. A few blocks is tolerable, but any more and my left leg goes dead right to the foot and I start dragging it like Quasimodo.

So good as new is sounding pretty good to me right about now. Hell even if there's a 50% improvement I'd be happy at this point.

Standing was bad...but sitting was even worse for me. Hell, I couldn't even find a comfortable position lying down on the bed. I was up to two oxycotins every two hours...and that wasn't taking the pain away. Sometimes I'd take three...still not much better. The upper leg felt like a constant charlie horse...like I'd been kicked by a mule. And several toes on my foot were completely numb. I was starting to think it'd be a chronic, permanent condition. I didn't hesitate to opt for the surgery...despite the risks.

The surgeon I had was one of the best - he'd been doing the sciatic nerve surgery for decades...even had it done on himself. I had total confidence in him - and he did a great job.

You'll do fine. And once the healing's done you'll likely be surprised how much better you'll be. I'm back to 100% and have no pain even after hiking trails for miles.

Rochard 03-27-2016 08:01 PM

I wish you the best of luck..... Hope to see you on the other side.

EddyTheDog 03-27-2016 08:27 PM

This was posted about a week ago so I assume you are close - I have prayed to everyone - Including the devil and the agnostic 'thing' - You should be covered...

brassmonkey 03-28-2016 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20803520)
I got bumped!

Surgery is now set for Apr. 5th. Reason given was there was an inordinate amount of emergency OR procedures during spring break. See kids? Your hard partying ways have far-reaching repercussions, like... pushing my surgery back a week!

don't worry too much man. i would check out the people doing the surgery. as well as the anesthesiologist. my mom checked them all!! :1orglaugh

LetterTwenty7 03-28-2016 02:10 AM

I know the feeling. Good luck. :)

NatalieK 03-28-2016 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20803520)
I got bumped!

Surgery is now set for Apr. 5th. Reason given was there was an inordinate amount of emergency OR procedures during spring break. See kids? Your hard partying ways have far-reaching repercussions, like... pushing my surgery back a week!

ahh man, that's a pain in the ass! I bet you just want to get it over & done with :(

Anyway, another week to go now, good luck for next week :thumbsup

CDSmith 03-28-2016 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20804894)
ahh man, that's a pain in the ass! I bet you just want to get it over & done with :(

Anyway, another week to go now, good luck for next week :thumbsup

Thanks, and you`re right. I do want to get it done, for several reasons, not the least of which is that I have to be off my pain meds a full week before surgery. Every week it gets bumped means another 7 days of mega pain and not much sleep.

So forgive me everyone if I`m a bit extra bitchy the next few days. :winkwink:

NatalieK 03-28-2016 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20805458)
Thanks, and you`re right. I do want to get it done, for several reasons, not the least of which is that I have to be off my pain meds a full week before surgery. Every week it gets bumped means another 7 days of mega pain and not much sleep.

So forgive me everyone if I`m a bit extra bitchy the next few days. :winkwink:

damn it, that sounds awful! I'm amazed they've asked you to stay off your meds ready for surgery & then bumping you!

Have you told them?

extra bitchy, lol this is GFY, I bet no one's noticed :1orglaugh :thumbsup

CDSmith 03-29-2016 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20805704)
damn it, that sounds awful! I'm amazed they've asked you to stay off your meds ready for surgery & then bumping you!

Have you told them?

They know. There's no getting around a clogged OR though. I knew that going in. Plus they tell you up front that there's a chance of getting bumped.

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extra bitchy, lol this is GFY, I bet no one's noticed :1orglaugh :thumbsup
True. And I've admittedly been a bit more laid back on the boards in recent years. My former level of bitchy was much.... bitchier... than it is now, even with the extra pain.

brassmonkey 03-29-2016 12:22 PM

my operation i could not eat or drink for like 3 days. i had to beg for a tiny ass cup of ice chips and the nurse didnt let me eat them all :disgust

CDSmith 03-30-2016 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20807357)
my operation i could not eat or drink for like 3 days. i had to beg for a tiny ass cup of ice chips and the nurse didnt let me eat them all :disgust

There had to be a reason for that. Medical or...otherwise.

My last surgery was roughly 25 years ago (not counting having my four wisdom teeth out 20 years ago). The rule was no solid food for 24 hrs, but by that night I was famished and got out of bed and raided the fridge in back of the nursing station when the nurses were all busy charting. ha ha

The guy in the bed across from me had his tonsils out, he followed me and we ate sandwiches and drank chocolate milks until we were caught. The nurse just laughed and said "don't go ringing the call bell if you start barfing later"

I was fine.

SilentKnight 03-30-2016 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20807357)
my operation i could not eat or drink for like 3 days. i had to beg for a tiny ass cup of ice chips and the nurse didnt let me eat them all :disgust

If you chewed too much ice, you could've torn out the lobotomy stitches.

CDSmith 04-05-2016 05:30 AM

See you all if I get back. When. I meant when.

Here goes nothing...

MaDalton 04-05-2016 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20818760)
See you all if I get back. When. I meant when.

Here goes nothing...

just remember - when you see a bright light it's only the operating light in the OR - no need to panic

good luck!


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