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just a punk 07-29-2016 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068746)
My ex never lived in a dump like that. She was born and raised in Sacramento, CA.

Sacra where? Sacra what?

https://www.wordans.ca/wvc-132400294...112746_340.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:09 PM

Boris, would you ask your kid to trade his favorite wall rug for new set of Lego and Sams Club super sized box of snickers bars?
I want one of those so bad.

http://i.imgur.com/ZTn0Tjk.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068749)

yes, its a city in N. California with GDP twice the size of your country :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Their Basketball team sucks but still brings in more money than your entire Lada manufacturing plant.


Where can i get one? I want mine in this sexy dirt-orange color

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...24_468x286.jpg

just a punk 07-29-2016 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068752)
Boris, would you ask your kid to trade his favorite wall rug

So is that your kid? A poor boy :( I thought you have a daughter

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c3/c37ec...643e37127d.jpg

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068761)
Where can i get one? I want mine in this sexy dirt-orange color

You can get it just easily if you have the time machine.

https://m5son.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/old-ford.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068764)
So is that your kid? A poor boy :( I thought you have a daughter

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c3/c37ec...643e37127d.jpg



You can get it just easily if you have a time machine.

No, mine is freshman in college running on a track team and lacrosse.
How's your kid doing in Wall Rug designing University of South West Moscow? Straight A? He has a bright future ahead of him.

http://www.rostovnews.net/wp-content...48808017_n.jpg

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/probo...247684_900.jpg

just a punk 07-29-2016 01:26 PM

I'm staring to love this thread :) Tomorrow you;ll get sober (I hople), but now you are very amusing clown :winkwink:

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068749)

mento :1orglaugh
http://previews.123rf.com/images/nor...tock-Photo.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068779)
I'm staring to love this thread :) Tomorrow you;ll get sober, but now you are very amusing :winkwink:

Based on you gibberish english your party is in a full swing already Boris.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Say hi to your wife Svetlana and get her some Mary Kay.. shit.. no Mary Kay can fix that.


https://pp.vk.me/c622125/v622125757/...6ntfUtzMW8.jpg

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068761)


Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 21068782)


Guess which one is Sacramento :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


http://www.bergelectric.com/wp-conte...Sacramento.jpg


http://www.mir74.ru/uploads/posts/20...l6g9o8bagy.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 21068800)

I love Lada's.

http://www.bullshift.net/data/images.../rob-autos.jpg

just a punk 07-29-2016 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068809)

Yep. Germany is cool w/o any doubts, but the USA doesn't look good in comparison. Here is Russian Lada of 2009:

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims...daconceptc.jpg

And how is it worse to the US piece of shit from your picture above? Yes, Germans and Italians can make super cars, but there is nothing to be proud of for Russian and American car industry. You suck the same German cock - losers.

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068797)
Say hi to your wife Svetlana

Excuse me clown, but Svetlena is a mother of a prostitute Olga who is your own ex-wife. Sorry man, but I have no relationship to the both. Have never even touched them with a finger (I hope) :winkwink:

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068803)

this :1orglaugh
http://us.123rf.com/450wm/photo7/pho...california.jpg

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:37 PM

Horatio this astana kazahstan :1orglaugh
http://paradiseintheworld.com/wp-con...ana-europe.jpg
https://airastana.com/portals/6/Dest...tanaDGWide.jpg
http://investinastana.kz/sites/defau...stana-city.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068812)
Excuse me clown, but Svetlena is a mother of a prostitute Olga who is your own ex-wife. Sorry man, but I have no relationship to the both. Have never even touched them with a finger (I hope) :winkwink:

Now thats not nice calling your own wife a prostitute Boris. :1orglaugh
How much vodka have you had to drink so far?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TCr53Zba9EE/hqdefault.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:43 PM

And?
How is it that neither you or Boris ever post pictures of your own 2 bedroom apartment but use some glamoured out pictures from promo booklets.
Lets see your house, son. Give us a little tour :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_or...6/0/585068.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:46 PM

I want one of those. Russian 3d picture of Vlad :1orglaugh

http://tvk6.ru/upload/cover/afanasye...%20portret.jpg

just a punk 07-29-2016 01:49 PM

Ok then :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068857)
And?
How is it that neither you or Boris ever post pictures of your own 2 bedroom apartment and use some glamoured out pictures from promo booklets.
Lets see your house, son. Give us a little tour :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_or...6/0/585068.jpg

if you look at your mortgage debt
you will understand that the house is not your :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 21068884)
if you look at your mortgage debt
you will understand that the house is not your :1orglaugh

I own 4 rental properties besides the one I live in. Zero debt. :1orglaugh
I hear mortgage rates in Russia are in double digits. Think its around 4% here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Are you going to show us your "house" now?

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068881)
Ok then :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


This is how 90% of Russia looks like making trailer parks look like paradise.

http://www.ljplus.ru/img/z/a/zabyg18/viborg06.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:59 PM

Lets take a little tour. This is the city in Russia where I spent 2+ months.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/57.6...02!2d57.635182


Depressing.
But boys, I have to go now. Got to get ready for my fishing trip tonight.

just a punk 07-29-2016 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068908)

Much better than 100% of your trailer parks ($2K for an "apartment" on ebay). Especially because those Khruskevkas are 100% free for their owners after the privatization of 90's (yes, I said it clear: they are FREE). Those low level houses have a central heating system, gas, electricity, canalization, hot and cold water, TV/Internet etc. They can stand -40C winters and they won't be blown away by a hurricane because they made of reinforced concrete. You can only dream about something like this.

If you think we have no storms in Russia, you are so wrong. Just a few days ago we had a storm in Moscow. About 300 trees were blown away and 20 cars were damaged. How many houses were harmed? Zero.

Sarn 07-29-2016 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068899)
I own 4 rental properties besides the one I live in. Zero debt. :1orglaugh
I hear mortgage rates in Russia are in double digits. Think its around 4% here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Are you going to show us your "house" now?

i rent apartment
http://cs630919.vk.me/v630919442/3d494/c2HRZvdKdfQ.jpg

Sarn 07-29-2016 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068917)
But boys, I have to go now. Got to get ready for my fishing trip tonight.

0,45 :1orglaugh


just a punk 07-29-2016 02:42 PM

If your wife will got blind and you want her to fix your Kalashnikov (yeah it has jammed again), will she be able to do so? That's what we have the elementary school for :winkwink:


Nitzer Ebb 07-29-2016 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068926)
Much better than 100% of your trailer parks ($2K for an "apartment" on ebay). Especially because those Khruskevkas are 100% free for their owners after the privatization of 90's (yes, I said it clear: they are FREE). Those low level houses have a central heating system, gas, electricity, canalization, hot and cold water, TV/Internet etc. They can stand -40C winters and they won't be blown away by a hurricane because they made of reinforced concrete. You can only dream about something like this.

If you think we have no storms in Russia, you are so wrong. Just a few days ago we had a storm in Moscow. About 300 trees were blown away and 20 cars were damaged. How many houses were harmed? Zero.

What a dump. In Norway we have houses with its own heating system and - 45 C. They look like place you actually would want to live. This shit looks like its from 1943 Nazi camps.
And if you had a real storm like they had in US few years ago, Katrina, it would have blown away roofs off warehouses, stadiums and other commercial building. You geographical location does not have anything close to what some other countries have to go through.

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/fbac5eb9a6...ark-d5ck1w.jpg

pimpmaster9000 07-29-2016 04:00 PM

google eastern european girls, go to images...

then google USA girls...

keep your wood houses LOL :pimp

Sarn 07-29-2016 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 21069073)
In Norway we have houses with its own heating system and - 45 C.
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/fbac5eb9a6...ark-d5ck1w.jpg

balcony for beauty? in -45 C :)

Nitzer Ebb 07-29-2016 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21069133)
google eastern european girls, go to images...

then google USA girls...

keep your wood houses LOL :pimp

I can go to any brothel or strip club in Western Europe, Asia, Middle East and S. America and see them shaking their asses in hopes of one day finding rich sugar daddy. Most die of OD or get thrown out after few years. Never met Scandinavian or American girl doing it.

US rave party

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5460/9...b4cca464_z.jpg

Serbian party

http://disco.bg/ndbg/uploads/parties...97099.2781.jpg


You be the judge

pimpmaster9000 07-30-2016 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 21069196)
Never met Scandinavian or American girl doing it.


because they are ugly :thumbsup

just a punk 07-30-2016 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 21069073)
What a dump. In Norway we have houses with its own heating system and - 45 C. They look like place you actually would want to live. This shit looks like its from 1943 Nazi camps.
And if you had a real storm like they had in US few years ago, Katrina, it would have blown away roofs off warehouses, stadiums and other commercial building. You geographical location does not have anything close to what some other countries have to go through.

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/fbac5eb9a6...ark-d5ck1w.jpg

Those Khruschevkas were built in 60's. How can you compare some small Norway with Russia? I won't find you on the map actually. There is only 5 million citizens which is 3 times less than population of Moscow city. Try to build enough houses for a 145 million nation, dumbass. Course we also have new houses that look much better than that small piece of shit from your picture (actually yours are the same Khruschevkas but new - try to imagine them after a half of century). But those who has no money to buy normal apartments/house (yes, usually they are alcoholics, drug addicts and slackers - a bottom of the society) have to live in free Khruschevkas. They are ugly from outside, but they have everything to let them to survive cold Russian winters.

On the other hand, there are people who can make even Khruschevkas look like normal apartments: https://www.google.com/search?q=&#10...&tbm=isch&sa=X - I bet your own Norway apartments look like a shithole comparing to those.

JFK 07-30-2016 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21057226)
The us army is such a fuck up I would not be surprised if the ship re-surfaced tomorrow...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Horatio Caine 07-30-2016 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21069901)
Those Khruschevkas were built in 60's. How can you compare some small Norway with Russia? I won't find you on the map actually. There is only 5 million citizens which is 3 times less than population of Moscow city. Try to build enough houses for a 145 million nation, dumbass. Course we also have new houses that look much better than that small piece of shit from your picture (actually yours are the same Khruschevkas but new - try to imagine them after a half of century). But those who has no money to buy normal apartments/house (yes, usually they are alcoholics, drug addicts and slackers - a bottom of the society) have to live in free Khruschevkas. They are ugly from outside, but they have everything to let them to survive cold Russian winters.

On the other hand, there are people who can make even Khruschevkas look like normal apartments: https://www.google.com/search?q=&#10...&tbm=isch&sa=X - I bet your own Norway apartments look like a shithole comparing to those.



Lets see your actual apartment assclown :1orglaugh
They have much better. LOL> 3rd world piss stain. Some people have better, those who make billions and run your country. Shitheads like you live in a rundown grey looking building shown above. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 07-30-2016 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21069886)
because they are ugly :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hottest girls in the world! Blondes, tight.
Your Yugo sluts have their vaginas stretched like wizard's sleeves.

druid66 07-30-2016 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21070849)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hottest girls in the world! Blondes, tight.
Your Yugo sluts have their vaginas stretched like wizard's sleeves.

most of met-art cuties are from eastern europe like ukraine or russia, how many girls from your country are on met-art - just asking, no idea who you are or where you from, just defending eastern europe here ;)

just a punk 07-30-2016 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21070840)
Lets see your actual apartment assclown

Wow, a floridian clown want to see my apartments? Maybe my face? Are you are an idiot or what?

Horatio Caine 07-30-2016 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by druid66 (Post 21070993)
most of met-art cuties are from eastern europe like ukraine or russia, how many girls from your country are on met-art - just asking, no idea who you are or where you from, just defending eastern europe here ;)

That's because they get paid 1/5th of what American or Scandinavian girl do, dumb ass. Its not like they have so many other opportunities to make that much money.

Horatio Caine 07-30-2016 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21071017)
Wow, a floridian clown want to see my apartments? Maybe my face? Are you are an idiot or what?

Why would I want to see you ugly mug Boris? I just want to see the that magnificent apartment you live in. :1orglaugh You sure like to brag a lot, but my feeling tells me its nothing but typical old soviet high rise with graffiti and awful smell of trash. Few rug walls and collection of cheap crystals. :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 07-30-2016 03:44 PM

I think I found Cyberseo's apartment. His wife is hot!



Legendary Russian hospitals


pimpmaster9000 07-30-2016 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21070849)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hottest girls in the world! Blondes, tight.
Your Yugo sluts have their vaginas stretched like wizard's sleeves.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

the pure bloods stayed in europe when the USA was being formed...the trash left, they were mostly genetically poor...the hot girls found rich men in europe and stayed in europe...

this is why US girls are uglier than EU girls....except UK they are fugly...

apply liquid nitrogen to burnt area :thumbsup

Horatio Caine 07-30-2016 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21071257)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

the pure bloods stayed in europe when the USA was being formed...the trash left, they were mostly genetically poor...the hot girls found rich men in europe and stayed in europe...

this is why US girls are uglier than EU girls....except UK they are fugly...

apply liquid nitrogen to burnt area :thumbsup

That must be Serbian history course. :1orglaugh Everyone else knows they left because of religious persecution or in search of better (pay attention son, BETTER !!!!) lives.
There are all "Norwegian towns" in Minnesota where people still speak Norsk, or Czech towns in Texas. Plus we got some hot Latina tatas all over. What do you have there Slobo? Hairy armpit Balkan women spreading legs for old German sex tourists? :1orglaugh It will be long long time before you be part of EU, shell shocked coward Serb.

Serbia, Girls enter into prostitution for ten euros and jeans


http://www.balkaninsight.com/en/file...ro/rolovic.jpg

pimpmaster9000 07-30-2016 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21071275)
That must be Serbian history course. :1orglaugh Everyone else knows they left because of religious persecution or in search of better (pay attention son, BETTER !!!!) lives.
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yes this is exactly what I was talking about BETTER lives...you see for 100s of years the USA was a shit hole compared to europe...what pretty girl would want to travel for months by wooden ship and live in a prairie and eat buffalo? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you got hundreds of years worth of ugly girls, because the pretty ones found a sugga daddy in europe and did not have to hunt buffalo :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fact is they still do not want to go to the USA because theres plenty of rich people in europe...

the USA does not get a lot of the pretty ones...and it shows <----

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...76/747/bf9.gif

Horatio Caine 07-30-2016 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21071335)
yes this is exactly what I was talking about BETTER lives...you see for 100s of years the USA was a shit hole compared to europe...what pretty girl would want to travel for months by wooden ship and live in a prairie and eat buffalo? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you got hundreds of years worth of ugly girls, because the pretty ones found a sugga daddy in europe and did not have to hunt buffalo :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fact is they still do not want to go to the USA because theres plenty of rich people in europe...

the USA does not get a lot of the pretty ones...and it shows <----

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...76/747/bf9.gif

We don't need to get anything. We aren't about handouts. We have them all. Good looking, ugly, so-so. You have hoes. Your own sister would spread her legs for a pair of jeans. Come on Slobo. I bet if Eddythedog was to come over and offer you couple of slightly worn Jordache and paid of Starter shoes you'd spread your ass cheeks and ask for more next morning.
http://i.imgur.com/Mirh0dj.jpg

kkkkkk 07-30-2016 08:32 PM

Failures


just a punk 07-31-2016 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21071242)
Legendary Russian hospitals


You're such a stupid clown. Here in Russia we have free and paid medecine. If you don't like shitty municipal hospitals, go to a paid one. What's your problem? Here you don't have to pay for obamacare every month. You pay for a private hospital only for the time you spent there. Also the prices here are 100x times lower than if your overpriced shithole. That's why you clowns visiting my country for a medical truism. Can you do an MRI for $20 in the States? No? Maybe you can treat caries for $25? Also no? So shout the fuck up already.

A catalog of medical clinics in Moscow - there are pictures, actual addresses and real prices for you, assclown.

pimpmaster9000 07-31-2016 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21071356)
We don't need to get anything. We aren't about handouts. We have them all. Good looking, ugly, so-so. You have hoes. Your own sister would spread her legs for a pair of jeans. Come on Slobo. I bet if Eddythedog was to come over and offer you couple of slightly worn Jordache and paid of Starter shoes you'd spread your ass cheeks and ask for more next morning.

when europe sent its immigrants it did not send its best, it sent murderers and rapists :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...76/747/bf9.gif

Horatio Caine 07-31-2016 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21071884)
You're such a stupid clown. Here in Russia we have free and paid medecine. If you don't like shitty municipal hospitals, go to a paid one. What's your problem? Here you don't have to pay for obamacare every month. You pay for a private hospital only for the time you spent there. Also the prices here are 100x times lower than if your overpriced shithole. That's why you clowns visiting my country for a medical truism. Can you do an MRI for $20 in the States? No? Maybe you can treat caries for $25? Also no? So shout the fuck up already.

A catalog of medical clinics in Moscow - there are pictures, actual addresses and real prices for you, assclown.

We are visiting your country ???? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
We have public hospitals. Free. They look like that.

Jackson Memorial Hospital | Jackson Health System





Horatio Caine 07-31-2016 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21071929)
when europe sent its immigrants it did not send its best, it sent murderers and rapists :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...76/747/bf9.gif

Right. If we had to pick between your dumb ass father or Nikola Tesla, we would pick.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_..._Cohen_005.jpg

poncabare 07-31-2016 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21067270)
Liberated every island from Java to Guam..
Here is a list of Serbian victorious voyages...


http://previews.123rf.com/images/bia...tock-Photo.jpg


why even indulge this shit puppet?


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