50 roommates with a life.


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Do you live in Beverly Hills?

Again i have my reasons for no guest policy i base it on past expierences. She went above and beyond having a guest she gave a random guy im assuming was her boyfriend a key to my apartment and he entered the apartment with her key by himself without her or anyone else there. I have very expensive property in my house that I don't trust around randoms entering my house unattended

I completely understand your logic. All I am saying is that when you put out (again, my opinion) crazy requests, you will attract crazy people.

Well many people do not have many or even any guests at their own homes. So for some it may be ok to not be able to invite friends to rented room.

I think if it's 50/50 split on rent/bills maybe strange. I think if it's I got a small ass room for rent cheap as fuck and 99% of the shit in the apartment is yours then maybe ya only wanna deal with 1 person since low price and then only 1 other person is fucking with your shit as well. So think it depends on the price. Also with her handing da key out what stops him from making a copy of it, dude breaks up with chick and then he goes and robs your place cause he's mad at her and has an old key. :2 cents:

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You should excersice your 2nd amendment and...

Good luck to your roommate. Hope she doesn't get killed

Not to mention its kind of creepy and sad.

If you have very expensive property, can you not afford to live alone?

Put your fucking valuables away or like someone else said, get a cat.

Here's a good idea, get a roommate that you are fucking. Problem solved.

Even this dude allows guests....

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Available Immediately ? Broadway and Commercial ? Showing Saturday and Sunday ? Email for directions and additional information.

What kind of apartment is it?

One bedroom basement apartment with separate entrance
Tastefully decorated with modern décor
Approximately 650 square feet
There is even a window! Security bars installed for your safety and to prevent unauthorized activity
Closed circuit camera installed for security and safety. One in your suite, one at the entrance, and one in the exercise yard

Rent:

$480.00 per month
First month?s rent + ½ month security deposit due at move in
Small pet allowed with approval and payment of additional ½ month pet damage deposit
One year lease permitted, option to renew lease at end of the term with no increase in rent
LANDLORD?S SPECIAL! Move in before January 1st and don?t pay for the remainder of December! That?s significant savings.

Included in the rent:

Electricity
Heat ? Maintained at 21 degrees with lock box to prevent unauthorized tampering. Additional heating available for $20.00 per extra degree of heating per month. You may not use your oven to heat the apartment. If you do, you will be fined $50.00 per occurrence.
Air conditioning ? Maintained at 25 degrees during the summer with lock box to prevent extra cooling from being dispensed. Additional cooling for sale for $20.00 per degree of cooling requested per month.
25″ Zenith color television set with basic cable service ? INCLUDED IN RENT!
Wireless internet (with content filter applied to block forbidden/immoral websites) ? INCLUDED IN RENT!
Provision of coin laundry services ? You will have your own personal coin laundry washer and dryer machines. Washers and dryers are paid using a token system. Tokens can be purchased through the landlord. Washer tokens cost $4.15 each and dryer tokens cost $3.60 each. You are not allowed to use foreign currency or slugs in the washer and dryer. Violators will be fined $100.00 per infraction.

About us: (Landlords)
We are conservative, bible believing, God-fearing, born again, evangelical Christians. We interpret the bible literally in every way possible. We live a strict moral code and observe God?s laws in our everyday life. My wife stays at home and teaches our home-schooled children. I work as a pastor at a local congregation and am active in the faith community.

About you: (Tenant)

You are employed
You do not participate in lascivious deviant sexual behavior
You do not choose alternative lifestyles as your lifestyle
You do not have any criminal history
You must have excellent character references
You do not smoke, drink or take drugs. Mandatory drug screening required.

Additional Rules/Conditions:

CLEANLINESS: You are responsible for the cleanliness and orderliness of your apartment. Beds are to be made before leaving your suite, countertops must be wiped down, and you must remove all trash. Upon inspection, if the tenant?s basement suite is not clean, the cost of cleaning services plus a fine of $100.00 will be levied.

LIGHTS: The lights in your basement suite and in the day room are not to be tampered with. If a light needs repair, report the condition to the Landlord.

WAKE-UP: Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in the suite will be turned on automatically.

LIGHTS OUT: Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm.

CONTRABAND: The following items are considered contraband ? alcohol, illegal drugs, tobacco, weapons, lock picking equipment. If any contraband is discovered to be in your possession, you will be subject to a minimum $1,000.00 fine. In addition, your items will be confiscated permanently. Second offense ? you will be evicted without notice. A bailiff will escort you and your belongings off the premises. Your security deposit will not be returned.

SMOKING: The basement suite is non-smoking. Anyone in possession of tobacco products of any kind or any lighter or matches, will have their contraband items confiscated and will be fined $100.00.

INSPECTIONS: The Landlord will conduct unannounced inspections to ensure that these rules and regulations are being followed.

VISITATION: Visitation periods will be on Saturdays and Sundays from 1:00 p.m. until 3:00 p.m. All visitors and their vehicles are subject to search while on landlord property. Refusal to allow a search can result in their being barred from all future visitation privileges. All visitors must sign the Visitor?s Log. Unauthorized visitors will be escorted from the property, and the tenant will be fined $250.00.

I.D. BRACELETS: Each tenant will be issued an I.D. bracelet with his/her photograph. It must be worn at all times. If you lose your I.D. bracelet or it is broken, you will be required to purchase a new one at the nominal cost of $5.00.

EXERCISE YARD: The tenant will have access to the exercise yard in the area to the back of the property for 2 hours per day from 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm. The tenant is not allowed to bring any personal property to the exercise yard. Once the tenant leaves the exercise yard on a particular day, he or she may not return. No boisterous behavior is allowed in the exercise yard. There is no smoking allowed in the exercise yard. Minimum fine for exercise yard infractions is $50.00.

* Location: Broadway and Commercial
* it?s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Is that real? That is batshit crazy! Who rents a place like this?

$480 per month and a 25" Zenith TV! Paging Mr. Maxwell!

I don't think it's real. God-fearing Bible thumpers don't collect rent in $s while using Celsius to measure heat and A/C temps. Jesus was a Fahrenheit man all the way.

She breaks one rule, she will break more. Kick her out. Imagine if you smacked him round the head or shot him. Then what?

One would think she'd be living with her BF and not you. Which indicates he's a person of little means. Probably jobless, probably living with parents or in a really ratty, shitty crackhouse-type place with no privacy. But he also probably has tattoos and drug connections, so she's head over heels.

Her lending him the key was probably a test devised by both of them, to see how much of a pushover you really are. If she gets away with it, she has the green light to be banging him in the privacy of your nice apartment, in your nice bed, whenever you're not home.

After he does his business with her, having the option to take any valuables you have to trade for drugs/pills is just a bonus.

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I don't know why I keep clicking on this thread. I guess I can't believe the OP is a real person, it's sort of like watching trashy reality tv?

I would just replace the roommate with a white label Chaturbate site:2 cents:
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Kick her out
 

She broke the rules kick her out if you let this pass he will be living there soon rent free.

Roommate - lol. Get a real job

That's disrespecting your rules. I have NO idea how people put up with random roommates. Must suck. Change locks & bye bye.

I 100% agree with this comment! You give them an inch they take 3 feet. I feel it was some kind of test.

You never answered where you live? 90210 suggests Bev Hills... but I'm guessing elsewhere?

or could this guy have taken a copy of the key, can he be trusted. Maybe you need to meet him, if he's a boyfriend, there'll be no problem with this!

The other option is the change of front door lock :2 cents:

You must have 2 things...electronic door locks (change codes at a whim) and at least 1 camera to see who is coming and going.

I agree with the door locks I need to get the electronic door locks that you can use with programmable cards. When the roommate moves out a new programable card can be made. What's good about the cards they can't make copies and give them to boyfriends or random people

There are locks that can be reprogrammed over WiFi