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Posts on this thread made me crack up :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Candye Kane
 

1st time I saw porn star Candye Kane, in concert her girlfriend asked me to dance when she wasn't playing her harmonica. But I had competition from a group of young lezzies who also wanted Candye. They were fun to dance with, but I think Candye took them all back to the hotel that night. Think her girlfriend got outvoted for me.
2nd time I saw her, we spent about 10 minutes after the show talking, as she autographed her CDs. If I wasn't so terminally shy I'm sure I could have.
3rd time she was so sick, she was lucky to weigh 100# and my girlfriend probably would have objected.

Yes I fucked a few. I used to be rich and worked with allot of celebrities!

Ric Flair fucked Halle Berry. Just thought id throw that in. Maybe he really is "The Man"

Back in the 70s we went to a few swingers parties that some celebrities attended.

Brits would be amazed who we met.

Either Marilyn or that bloke who was Boy George's boyfriend in Culture Club.

amaze us. Larry Grayson? John Inman?

Nice post man! Kim is hot :thumbsup

OMG - You are good - I will just say it wasn't BG's boy friend - lol - He gave me bloody crabs as well:Oh crap...

If fucking 6 month old babies make you laugh you got issues.

Is your mom famous?

Well this went well :1orglaugh

Yeah, it's Kim Kardashian :1orglaugh

Dayum!

What a bunch of fags! Grow a pair and name names! Hell I just admitted I am eskimo brothers with Esai Morales. I think the problem is that people who live in areas that are not typically colonized with celebs do not believe all of these daily interactions with celebs so sometimes we don't say anything in fear of being called a liar. If you have ever lived in LA, NYC, or South Beach you have rubbed shoulders with many celebs so I tend to share my stories with those people because they also have stories.

I have some where I got cock blocked but was very close to sealing the deal:

Jenna Jameson (the super hot version before she went off the deep end with pills). I was cock blocked by a fuck who posts on GFY.
Sprague Grayden from Jerico, 24, NCIS New Orleans, and a gazillion other shows and movies Sprague Grayden - IMDb
Cock blocked by the neighborhood busy body crew who befriended her and she hung out with from time to time. The fatherless beta males in that group warned her about me because I defended a woman from some homeless dudes who were messing with her and instead of being nice about it I threatened to crack the homeless dudes heads open. That was my first experience with west coast pussy fart males who think passive aggressive/stab you in the back behavior is superior to open and honest aggression.

Agree with the South Beach thing although in my day it was more the Coconut Grove thing in the 70's and 80's. Fun times were had by all ;-)

I had a 3some with Leeza Gibbons when I was 20 :P never fucked her but there was a lot of groping and smooching going on, was in a Spa in NZ mid 80's. The other guy did and ended up marrying her for a few months, crazy times.

I used to be a Chef and also played squash! the hotel I was working at had a squash court and I was listed for any guests that wanted a game, played this guy for a few hours then we headed to spa afterwards which is where we meet up with Gibbons.. and her mom. Mom left and then it was all on. hehehe.

So in other words no, you have not fucked any celebrities. Wouldn't that have just been easier? :thumbsup

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Bwaaaahaaaaaa

when I was a teen, dreamed of becoming a celebrity, now I wish that this never happened :1orglaugh

i lolled 56789098643

I have fucked a well known person, wouldnt call her a star. I have fucked a couple of stars' family members

Fucking 6 month old babies would not make me laugh, it would make me a pedophile.

JOKING about pedophilia is something completely different. That said....Perhaps escorpio was also way under age at the time he claims to have fucked them? Maybe he did it on the pre-school playground behind the bushes while they were classmates? The 6 month old thing is quite the stretch considering the Olsen Twins made their TV debut when they were 6 years old, not 6 months. For all we know, escorpio was born in 1987 and is actually younger than the Olsen Twins. Could be they initiated the encounter. Who's to say?

Rape isn't funny either right?

I got a kiss from Lydia Lei from Doctor Detroit when I was in my early teens. Does that count?

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naah, not yet, but after watching Vikings would hit for Katheryn Winnick:thumbsup

Proof that women just don't understand how humor works and what makes things funny. Now carry on taking everything seriously, must be great

I hear these days you sign a NDA before meeting up

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