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Spunky 11-09-2016 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 21287812)
Canada is too cold - why would anyone go there? sorry Mark

You're absolutely right. Damn miserable here. If it isn't the polar bears, it's the walrus trying to eat you or break into the igloo. Stay far away from the Motherland

Rochard 11-09-2016 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 21287812)
Canada is too cold - why would anyone go there? sorry Mark

In fact, this seems not to be the case. And with climate change - which the President Elect calls a hoax - it will only get warmer there.

Canadians are nicer, super friendly, very clearn, nice weather... And their money looks like monopoly money. Sounds like a great place to move to.

Brian mike 11-09-2016 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21288019)
You're absolutely right. Damn miserable here. If it isn't the polar bears, it's the walrus trying to eat you or break into the igloo. Stay far away from the Motherland

LMAO ... You really don't want any to come over don't you LOL

Good one Spunky :1orglaugh


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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21288037)
In fact, this seems not to be the case. And with climate change - which the President Elect calls a hoax - it will only get warmer there.

Canadians are nicer, super friendly, very clearn, nice weather... And their money looks like monopoly money. Sounds like a great place to move to.

I have to Agree with You. :kisskiss ......... Did i just agree with Rochard ? Shhhhhhhh :winkwink:

Jman 11-09-2016 04:22 PM

Hell no... nothing to see here.

SilentKnight 11-09-2016 05:34 PM

American refugees will be stunned to learn when arriving in Canada that:

1. They must cheer for the Toronto Maple Leafs - despite not winning the cup since '67.

2. They must learn the lyrics to all Justin Bieber and Celine Dion songs...and be able to sing them after a dozen Molson beers on karaoke night.

3. They will no longer be the center of the universe.

By the time we choose to accept your immigration application (assuming we will)...Trump will be long gone from the White House.

But let's face it. You're not immigrating to Canada anytime soon. You still live at your parent's house. Sit down.

plaster 11-09-2016 05:35 PM

I'll move to canada when the earth warms a bit and it's not so fucking cold up there

Rochard 11-09-2016 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 21288499)
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2. They must learn the lyrics to all Justin Bieber and Celine Dion songs...and be able to sing them after a dozen Molson beers on karaoke night.

Sorry, that's a deal breaker. I'm out.

I'll try New Zealand.

Brian mike 11-09-2016 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 21288499)
But let's face it. You're not immigrating to Canada anytime soon. You still live at your parent's house. Sit down.

LMAO :1orglaugh


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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21288520)
Sorry, that's a deal breaker. I'm out.

I'll try New Zealand.

LMAO :1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 11-09-2016 06:09 PM

cheap real estate in cuba at the moment...might be worth considering, they have better healthcare and its free and less crime etc...not less than canada tho...but cubans will accept you like you accepted them :thumbsup

Grapesoda 11-09-2016 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 21284170)
As I write this, it looks like Trump is going to win. I cannot fucking believe it - holy fucking hell.

If you are as stunned and surprised as we are, fear not! Canada loves you. There are lots of beautiful places for you to live up here. Come on up before Trump builds the US/Canada wall.

Mark in all honesty this trump win is no surprise to any one except you and the media. the American public is stick to death of all the complete bullshit by politicians and all the complete lies by the media.

there is no war on women, the is no rape culture, pretty much the whole Hillary bullshit line is all crap no one believes except you, the fucking Huffington post and the media.

this election proves this, just as many of us thought. in fact I'm sure you'll find a higher than usual voter turn out just to make sure this creepy bullshit ends. :2 cents:

Spunky 11-09-2016 07:42 PM

50 Hooligans wanting to move to the Motherland

2MuchMark 11-09-2016 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 21287812)
Canada is too cold - why would anyone go there? sorry Mark

Our girls will keep you warm. Anyway, Trump says he will put a climate change denier in charge of the EPA, so Canada will be warm and toasty all year round in a few years.


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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21288037)
In fact, this seems not to be the case. And with climate change - which the President Elect calls a hoax - it will only get warmer there.


Hey! Those are my words! You Melania'ed me!


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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21288745)
Mark in all honesty this trump win is no surprise to any one except you and the media.

and 59.16 Million Americans who voted for Hillary yesterday. Are you trying to reassure yourself when you say "Honestly"?


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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21288745)
the American public is stick to death of all the complete bullshit by politicians and all the complete lies by the media.


And voting for a liar as president fixes this how?


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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21288745)
there is no war on women,

You do know that your vice president will be Mike Pence, right? Mike Pence's Awful Positions on Women's Rights


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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21288745)
the is no rape culture,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics

So at an adult trade show conference such as the upcoming Xbiz and Internext shows, you will grab all women you see "by the pussy" the way President Trump does because there's no rape culture and nothing bad will happen, right?


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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21288745)
pretty much the whole Hillary bullshit line is all crap

You've got that right!


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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21288745)
no one believes except you, the fucking Huffington post and the media.

And the 59.16 Million people that voted for Hillary Clinton yesterday. LATimes.com

mineistaken 11-10-2016 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 21288892)
So at an adult trade show conference such as the upcoming Xbiz and Internext shows, you will grab all women you see "by the pussy" the way President Trump does because there's no rape culture and nothing bad will happen, right?

Idiot, Trump did not claim he did it. He was just stating that celebrities can get away with things like that, and if you listened it seemed as if he was just exaggerating for the sake of more impressive locker room talk, you know when/how every guy does it to impress his peers?

SilentKnight 11-10-2016 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 21287812)
Canada is too cold - why would anyone go there? sorry Mark

Southern Ontario is nearly latitudinal south as northern California.

directfiesta 11-10-2016 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21288598)
cheap real estate in cuba at the moment...might be worth considering, they have better healthcare and its free and less crime etc...not less than canada tho...but cubans will accept you like you accepted them :thumbsup

Foreigners cannot own real estate in Cuba . Period .

I did try , every possible way ... aside from getting married , support the whole family and then being dumped with you dick in your hand !

As for US citizens to come to Canada, not as easy as it seems ... long process and no free pass :2 cents:

2MuchMark 11-10-2016 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21291166)
Idiot, Trump did not claim he did it. He was just stating that celebrities can get away with things like that, and if you listened it seemed as if he was just exaggerating for the sake of more impressive locker room talk, you know when/how every guy does it to impress his peers?

That wasn't the question I asked you, He wasn't in a locker room, he was at work.

Answer the question, don't deflect.


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