It converts to a submarine :1orglaugh

:)

Which country it could be used against? Somalia? Sorry but I don't think that the US taxpayers will be happy to know that it absolutely useless against other armies because they have the modern anti-ship cruise missiles and tactical nukes. China, India, Iran and even Pakistan can sink it in minutes. What is the reason to spend such a big money to it?

Your missiles fail like your aircraft carriers

Looks like fun :1orglaugh

How many US astronauts were not delivered to the outer space by Russian rockets? What's about the Curiosity rover? ;) Do you really think they won't be able to deliver a nuke when needed? ;)

The mobile ICBM nuke launcher sends a commercial satellite to the orbit:



Note the time it needs to prepare for the launch and to send a spaceship to the outer space. Enjoy :winkwink:

reality:

serbs shoot down US stealh fighter with old russian missle from the 60's

we gave away all the downed tech to russians and chineese :thumbsup no worries :thumbsup

http://www.ausairpower.net/USAF/F-11...ia-1999-1S.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeoMKq5W4AAD7n1.jpg

Actually that's not so simple. The Soviet S-125 "Neva" missile was made in 1961, so it just didn't know the super-duper US stealth plane was invisible.

Don't worry. It was punished, ashamed and told to never take down F-117A in future. No kitty! A bad kitty!

https://images-mm.s3.amazonaws.com/S..._Shirt_POP.jpg

So you honestly think Russia will win the war against The United States of America?

(again, I love Russian people this is not about them)

Good weapon for sunny day:thumbsup but not work in rain or smoke:(

No any chance for Russian agressor:thumbsup
http://liveukraine.su/uploads/images...rev_b9b5dd.jpg

No one will. The USA have no single chance to survive just like Russia, Australian or Colombia. The whole planet will be destroyed, and for a few thousand years even a grass won't grow here.

>Something very similar happened with the Soviet Union with Afghanistan. (I don't know much about it but I just ordered a book off of Amazon.)

Pakistan imported weapons and partisan. And during 10 years = 10 000 dies

No. But only because no one else has aircraft carriers.

Well, Russia has one. But isn't nuclear powered, and couldn't even make it around Europe to the Mediterranean without refueling and without breaking down. China also has an aircraft carrier, which they bought from Russia, but that is not even functioning.

So you think Putin would start a nuclear war because he lost a battle or two? I don't think so.

US army: bla bla bla bla!
Pooty: fuck off or I launch!
US army: sir yes sir so sorry sir we are fucking off right away!
Pooty: and suck dicks while you are running away!
US army: gargle gargle gargle!

its amusing that americans think they can take on russia with a few ships tho :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Trump is more maniacal and egocentric than Putin, he'll push harder than any president so far because Putin will inevitably lie to him and fuck him over, like Putin does all agreements, this is why he has so many problems around the world.

pooty does not have problems, problems have pooty...trump fears the pooty its the one smart thing he is doing from the start...respect the pooty...befriend the pooty...trump will avoid the #1 man on the planet...

Russia make robot for space traveling(around moon) :1orglaugh
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https://cdn3.tass.ru/width/744_b12f2...12/4399750.jpg
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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You could be right we'll see :thumbsup

:1orglaugh
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/70adc787...d8dab571_1.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_..._in_Yugoslavia

On 6 April 1941 the Kingdom of Yugoslavia was invaded ..

The invasion lasted little more than ten days, ending with the unconditional surrender of the Royal Yugoslav Army on 17 April. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Here is a list of wars won by Serbs

http://previews.123rf.com/images/bia...tock-Photo.jpg


Serbian War History Book as taught in school..

http://www.tank.ee/wp-content/upload...392271765.jpeg

Sponsored by ...

http://dovetail.org.au/media/35724/aihw.jpg

Yes, we know

A backdrop of naval vessels displayed at the 2012 Democratic National Convention included images of Russian warships.

http://static.snopes.com/wordpress/w...ussianship.jpg
Russian Ships Displayed at 2012 DNC Tribute to Vets : snopes.com

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Makes me laugh every time :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Tourist USA lost just as much soldiers as tiny Yugoslavia ROR! This is when you developed a taste for tiny Asian cocktail sausage! Oooooo they fucked you so hard you had to nuke fishermen twice to not look like pussies! Then Korea and Vietnam served you your derelict assholes back to you AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You guys got served by tiny penis Asian farmers LOLOLOL

I'll tell you a top secret now. Russia has none of those anymore too:

http://гвтм.рф/netcat_files/multifile/2434/1_90.jpg

Stupid barbarians have replaced them with Smerchs and Iskanders... Sorry to disappoint you but there will be no epic battles in 21st century. Horses and aircraft carriers are obsolete today.

http://b1.culture.ru/c/10577.jpg

http://www.midway42.org/images/tbd_mission2.jpg

I don't know what he thinks but look at the facts:

1) The former Soviet republic Georgia is totally controlled by the USA. Even its politicians and officials receive the salary from the US tax payers (yes man, you pay them from your pocket). When Russia bitch slapped their US-trained army during the so-called 5-day war in 2008, have the Sates helped their puppet regime somehow?

2) When Russia decided to take the Crimea back, it just did it. Have the Ukraine got any help from the Western friends? The USA, EU, NATO, anybody?

3) When Putin wanted to start that military operation by his rules in Syria, he just did it and looks like he didn't give a flying fuck to the Obama's warnings.

How come?

You lost war to Bulgarians :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh matter of fact you are the ONLY nation to lose to Bulgarians :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Andorra would have been a better match.

we invested in free healthcare and education...we do not care about armies and making money for US cronies like americans do..."mercenary" is not a career in serbia like it is in the USA...I understand your asses must be very sore from paying US healthcare and getting fucked all the time by asians tho...

I know who teach them, it is our war experience :1orglaugh
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http://karopka.ru/upload/iblock/aa2/...1404228295.JPG

Thats not why lost in every war you fought, silly kid. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
No-one ever heard of any Serbian universities.. None worth mentioning.. Or doctors.. Or just about anything with an exceptions of concentration camps and some wanna be "soccer hooligans" ... :1orglaugh

Andorra had more Nobel prize winners than Serbia :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You can't invest zero dollars or what ever Serbs use for money :1orglaugh

Ups... If the russians r in, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem ;)

http://media.istockphoto.com/photos/...NJRw78jjPGe0s=

being an invader is something only americans are proud of...we simply do not have your klingon culture and we stay at home and let others live in peace...we also have big dicks and we do not get afraid if some country on the other side of the world wants communism or wants to keep its own oil...its a big dick thing, tiny penises would not understand....

nobody ever heard of any serb universities but they are free and we have 0 student debt or medical debt and our healthcare is ranked right up there with the USA...if you like being a cuckold to your government and paying out of your ass then more power to you LOL...I understand that you have to comfort yourselves and pretend like you are "the best in the world" even though you are ranked with 3rd world shit holes like serbia and cuba :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

When I first moved oversees this is one of the flaws of our culture I quickly realized and with Trump the propaganda is even worse "we live in the most powerful, richest country in the world" "commander and chief of the most powerful nation on earth" such bullshit.

America is financially broke and in debt in the trillions of dollars, we are not "the richest nation on earth" I wish politicians and media here would just be honest with citizens instead of bulshitting them so politicians don't look like the failures they are :2 cents:

Of course its free. Who is going to pay for that kind of shit? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Alex, I will have "I've never heard anyone say this before for $800"...
... "what is - I will apply for Serbian University"...
.. This is correct !!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If it wasn't for the host nation who gave your family refugee status and welfare card you'd be farming goats now, not posting here.. on an English speaking board..

Serbian edumacation.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.ceeweb.org/wp-content/upl...011/12/IVF.jpg

the funny thing is, if americans knew what a shit hole serbia and cuba are, and realized we get the same ranked healthcare for free, they would kill themselves :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you can not begin to imagine our shit hole level its over 9000 easily :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

only an american believes that the ability to pass on knowledge and/or learn is somehow confined to a rip-off over priced american university :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

americans seem to think some sort of "magical learning powder" is sprinkled over their ass-rip educational facilities and that a 1 trillion $ student debt is a good thing and a sure sign of quality :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

americans and north koreans are very amusing :thumbsup

What was your host nation outside Serbia? Where you learned English & computers?

call me. we send you in space :2 cents::1orglaugh

Now son, why would average American Jim Bob give one flying fuck about some corrupt third world country and its shitty ass health care system? Serbia, Botswana or Cambodia? We can read one of those articles and say "yes, its free and shitty"... God forbids I ever go there and get sick. Done. Thats about all we give about your shit hole. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://www.usaid.gov/results-data/s...-and-integrity


Free Serbian education? pffft, I can learn tying my shoes on my own. Here's list of world renowned schools in Serbia and its graduates

http://faithtravelfocus.com/wp-conte...dandpen300.jpg

Here's Serbian medical school graduate in EU or US.

http://images.inmagine.com/400nwm/ir...tg00888878.jpg