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Google Expert 12-16-2016 09:55 AM

Steal her worn panties and masturbate.

Bladewire 12-16-2016 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21384913)
cookies and cream


Aleksandra BongaCash 12-16-2016 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by itto (Post 21383506)
"youre a girl and im a man and gfy told me to get it on. Undress. And let the magic happen"

magic :thumbsup

OneHungLo 12-16-2016 10:39 AM

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Lichen 12-16-2016 10:45 AM

Time for you to move out.

itto 12-16-2016 02:21 PM

Ok. she finally got home from wherever she was and slept a few hours. That's the one thing..

meanwhile, i came to the conclusion that a friendship would be the better option, as i really like the girl and i dont wanna screw things up. You can't have everything in life, i guess.

When she woke up, we spoke about a few things, had dinner and generally a really good time. Hour ago or so, our conversation came to the point where we talked about sex while i was massaging her back and, well, i made my move, dropped my line and ended up fucking her brains out.

That leads me to following conclusions:

A) i'm appearantly an idiot on an even grander scale of things, since i had sex with her although i decided to go for a friendship

B) the former girl of my dreams is a slut

Now I'm even more confused than before ;) But thanks GFY for all your wonderful tips!!!

Choopa Phil 12-16-2016 02:28 PM

Easy to takem in hard to puttem out.

Bladewire 12-16-2016 04:02 PM

Now she pays her way by becoming content.

Trust me, you'll be bored fucking her soon, if you aren't already. She knows sex is part of the deal.

So film her alone or with another, for free once a week to pay her way. Don't be stupid. You'll be happy with how things end knowing you made some money from it. TRUST ME

You're welcome for this advanced insight :thumbsup

brassmonkey 12-16-2016 04:41 PM

what time did you wake up? and figure out what a wet dream is? friend zone never goes backwards ever :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh im done this shit is starting to make me sad :helpme im fuking drunk now!

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Originally Posted by itto (Post 21385759)
Ok. she finally got home from wherever she was and slept a few hours. That's the one thing..

meanwhile, i came to the conclusion that a friendship would be the better option, as i really like the girl and i dont wanna screw things up. You can't have everything in life, i guess.

When she woke up, we spoke about a few things, had dinner and generally a really good time. Hour ago or so, our conversation came to the point where we talked about sex while i was massaging her back and, well, i made my move, dropped my line and ended up fucking her brains out.

That leads me to following conclusions:

A) i'm appearantly an idiot on an even grander scale of things, since i had sex with her although i decided to go for a friendship

B) the former girl of my dreams is a slut

Now I'm even more confused than before ;) But thanks GFY for all your wonderful tips!!!


brassmonkey 12-16-2016 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21384940)

ewwwwwwwwwwwww jeezus drain that clam :Oh crap draining a cum dumpster jeezus christ. :helpme:helpme:helpme

brassmonkey 12-16-2016 05:23 PM

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TheSquealer 12-16-2016 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by itto (Post 21383284)
So i'm currently livin' together with a very hot girl.. in a one room appartment.

She needed a place to stay.. needless to say, i got a crush on her and.. well, now we're livin together, sleeping in the same bed and basically she friendzoned me.
While i'm typing this, shes out partying and getting drunk with some other dudes.

Sucks to be the 'nice guy'.

I think, i need a beer. Dont even know why im posting this, i assume i just want someone to confirm that im an idiot. ;)

Cheers.

You're not a "nice guy", you're insecure.

Insecurity is very unattractive.

"Nice guy" is what socially awkward, weak and insecure people call themselves so they can keep on believing they don't need to change.

A hot chick climbs into bed with you nightly and "friend-zoned you"?

Dude, you should never repeat this... to anyone.... ever.

Seriously.

Never.

It's one thing to be such a pussy that you believe it... its a whole new level of pussy-ness to announce it to the world.

Stop acting like a bitch. Stop being a pussy... and be a man and stop letting some twat use you. Kick her ass out as any actual secure male would. It has nothing to do with being "Nice". You're being used because you are weak.

Don't be weak.

Tell her you meet a lot of girls and they'll be coming over a lot.

After she finishes laughing at you, harness the anger, shame and humiliation you'll surely be feeling tell her to get the fuck out.


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