Here's a really cool lifehack (and don't say i never share any good info on this board):

When boarding a place, wait till the very last minute. You must be among the last 3-5 people who board. This is because all the retards before you go in and take their seats.

When you enter the plane last, every idiot is sitting in his seat, so you go to the back of a plane with a confident look on your face and take the free rows that are there. (most of the time there are a few free rows in the back that haven't been sold).

So you pick a free row of 3 or 4 seats and seat in the middle and put your bags on nearby seats (so no one else decides to come and sit next to you). After the takeoff comfortably lie down across all 4 seats and sleep through the whole flight.

This is especially great on long transatlantic flights.

those 1st too are so damn hot

I would need a towel.. :)

Wouldn't it have been great if the plane had crashed (not for you but still) all the while the stupid slut was praying to save her useless conservative life! :1orglaugh

Personally I would have gotten stinking drunk and told her all about Satanism. :thumbsup

Not an airplane fan but that might convince me to fly. :thumbsup

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

There was part of me that thought I should tell her I'm a pot smoking, gay marriage supporting, social liberal from Portland. It might have made the flight a lot more interesting, but I had this feeling she is one of those people who would freak out and cause a scene which would have been kind of funny if she freaked out and ended up being held by security.

I'd accidentally touch her nipples

Definitely not Sunwing airlines - the pilot is sober and conscious.

Hahaha, great reply!!! :thumbsup :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

My dick is getting hard

Row 50D.

I'd slip her a roofie...

I would take a sit near her