That would be a bit gay, and I'm straight. :)

Why would it cost you?

Sucking your own dick would be like trying to tickle yourself. Pointless.

And jacking off is ...

That's a bit like punching yourself in the face for people that like getting punched...

umm yeah..

you don´t wank? You know it´s healthy to masturbate :thumbsup

pml, sorry, didn´t see these 2 new comments.. but yes, I agree with Ruff. Although, guys, like girls have toys now, flesh lights, i´ve got one with my pussy available for purchase :thumbsup

Nat. I wank more than anyone you have ever met.

I am not joking. I am wanking now.

I wank everywhere and when I am not wanking I am thinking about wanking.

The only time I don't want is directly after a wank that has resulted in a satisfactory cum.

Just to clear this up, sucking your own dick is gay as fuck...dick is dick it does not matter if it's yours...

Before some faggit apologist says what about fapping then, how's it not gay to touch your own dick, my answer is:

Shut up faggit, when you fap you can focus on the porn or whatever you are thinking about, but if you have a dick in your mouth you can't really heterosex the experience can you, you faggit...

fucking retards! so pulling your own cock would be gay! so they are gay!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh