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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019731)

comrade, how the country with one of the longest coastal side in the world has to import FISH ??????
I bet that it needs more visits from Putin to fishermen!!!

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019755)

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
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COMRADE, come on !

That was actually one of those radio Yerevan jokes !

"what if socialism will win on Sahara ?? " radio yerevan answers: in 5 years they will have to import sand

Radio Yerevan Jokes - Armeniapedia.org

Q: We are told that the communism is already seen at the horizon. What then is a horizon?

A: Horizon is an imaginary line which moves away each time you approach it.

Q: What is a Soviet musical duet?

A: It's a musical quartet after a trip abroad.

Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both guarantee freedom of speech.

A: Yes, and the US Constitution also guarantees freedom after speech.

Q: Is it true that the poet Vladimir Mayakovsky committed suicide?

A: Yes, it is true, and even the record of his very last words is preserved: "Don't shoot, comrades."

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019753)

Because he is an alcoholic maybe? :) This guy is a heavy drinker actually.

Polish version:

much LESS energy, happiness and much MORE melancholia, sadness and MARTYROLOGY (polish speciality)...WHY ? because he is an EX- Alcoholic !
hehehh

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019757)

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019369)

Of course - there are many so called useful idiots too. Like guys from Western Europe or US that praise communism or nazism, yet they know shit about it. just like "useful" idiots walking with che guevara tshirts in western europe....

Yep. And in US military:

US Army opens investigation into West Point grad promoting communism

https://i.imgur.com/FQ36We8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/MzTjoU6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/0vUqDOn.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/QkoBOIs.jpg

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019369)

ever heard about banknote in any country that would have a valour of "3" ? (usually there are 1,2,50,10 etc. notes) ?
well it does exist:
http://emilito.org/rugby/atlantis/2010/pix/$3%20cup.jpg

3 рубля, Советский Союз:

https://www.bonista.ru/files/product...1000x1000w.jpg

We had 1,3,5,10,25,50 and 100 ruble banknotes :winkwink: The same was in Czarist Russia, Albania, Romania etc.