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Sarn 09-30-2017 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 22019557)
It's a good idea for a drama. But nothing more.

drama in Scandinavia in reality
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lg2uJDmZ70...00/u5l1EXf.jpg
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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22019583)
Just another Brussel sponsored "Europudding" :2 cents:

Or not EU:)

In the near future, Norway is occupied by Russia on behalf of the European Union, due to the fact that the newly elected environmental friendly Norwegian government has stopped the all important oil- and gas-production in the North Sea.
Okkupert (TV Series 2015? ) - IMDb
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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019623)

Let's count stars on hats in guys which control Poland(yesterday and today):1orglaugh

http://images.aif.ru/003/809/2332723...fee92ef3b4.jpg
https://russian.rt.com/inotv/s/conte...TSY16A_big.jpg
https://www.tvn24.pl/wiadomosci-ze-s...ii,776493.html

just a punk 09-30-2017 08:54 AM

Here is another song from a Jewish alcoholic. Russians are used to hear it listen standing up (even gays).



Yes, it's funny and touching :)

klinton 09-30-2017 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019715)
I couldnt find my favorite Spanish cheese in my local shop in St. Piter


Sarn 09-30-2017 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019707)
dried fish and vodka...

The fish Russia buying in Norway.(before sanction)

klinton 09-30-2017 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019719)
Here is another song from a Jewish alcoholic. Russians are used to hear it listen standing up (even gays).



Yes, it's funny and touching :)

with all respect, but....all people standing and clapping hands...sounds like a National anthem !

guy looks like an alcholic, that dark glasses just to cover from the daylight.......

klinton 09-30-2017 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019727)
The fish Russia buying in Norway.(before sanction)

comrade, how the country with one of the longest coastal side in the world has to import FISH ??????

I bet that it needs more visits from Putin to fishermen!!!
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...n_3018319b.jpg

klinton 09-30-2017 09:05 AM

and just two more videos to piss off some of our Russian friends...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
j/k





even similar music in these videos !!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

it only lacks emotional speaker in Russian version of video... maybe we have some volunteer here ? SARN ????
I SELECT YOU TO VOLUNTEER COMRADE !!!

ZiggiZiggiCrew 09-30-2017 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019419)

big mistake...correct must be dried fish + beer (pivo). Only crazy man or Polish drink vodka + dried fish:1orglaugh
True Russians drink vodka like this:
http://zhaba.ru/storage-10667/images...7a91_33418.jpg

klinton 09-30-2017 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 22019747)
big mistake...correct must be dried fish + beer (pivo). Only crazy man or Polish drink vodka + dried fish:1orglaugh
True Russians drink vodka like this:
http://zhaba.ru/storage-10667/images...7a91_33418.jpg

OK OK OK...but what is this on this photo ? Do I see marihuana cigarette there ????

and WHERE IS THE MEAT ????? (can BE FISH TOO )

just a punk 09-30-2017 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019729)
guy looks like an alcholic, that dark glasses just to cover from the daylight.......

Because he is an alcoholic maybe? :) This guy is a heavy drinker actually.

Sarn 09-30-2017 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019731)
comrade, how the country with one of the longest coastal side in the world has to import FISH ??????
I bet that it needs more visits from Putin to fishermen!!!

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
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klinton 09-30-2017 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019755)
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
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COMRADE, come on !

That was actually one of those radio Yerevan jokes !

"what if socialism will win on Sahara ?? " radio yerevan answers: in 5 years they will have to import sand

Radio Yerevan Jokes - Armeniapedia.org

Q: We are told that the communism is already seen at the horizon. What then is a horizon?

A: Horizon is an imaginary line which moves away each time you approach it.

Q: What is a Soviet musical duet?

A: It's a musical quartet after a trip abroad.


Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both guarantee freedom of speech.

A: Yes, and the US Constitution also guarantees freedom after speech.

Q: Is it true that the poet Vladimir Mayakovsky committed suicide?

A: Yes, it is true, and even the record of his very last words is preserved: "Don't shoot, comrades."

klinton 09-30-2017 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019753)
Because he is an alcoholic maybe? :) This guy is a heavy drinker actually.

Polish version:



much LESS energy, happiness and much MORE melancholia, sadness and MARTYROLOGY (polish speciality)...WHY ? because he is an EX- Alcoholic !
hehehh

ZiggiZiggiCrew 09-30-2017 10:38 AM

Яб паваевал с Норвегами:thumbsup

http://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/20...1291249/44.jpg
http://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/20...1291249/46.jpg
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http://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/20...1291249/81.jpg
http://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/20...1291249/79.jpg
http://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/20.../1291249/1.jpg
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Sarn 09-30-2017 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019757)
COMRADE, come on !

That was actually one of those radio Yerevan jokes !

"what if socialism will win on Sahara ?? " radio yerevan answers: in 5 years they will have to import sand

Radio Yerevan Jokes - Armeniapedia.org

Q: We are told that the communism is already seen at the horizon. What then is a horizon?

A: Horizon is an imaginary line which moves away each time you approach it.

Q: What is a Soviet musical duet?

A: It's a musical quartet after a trip abroad.


Q: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR? Both guarantee freedom of speech.

A: Yes, and the US Constitution also guarantees freedom after speech.

Q: Is it true that the poet Vladimir Mayakovsky committed suicide?

A: Yes, it is true, and even the record of his very last words is preserved: "Don't shoot, comrades."

:1orglaugh

EonBlue 09-30-2017 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019369)
Of course - there are many so called useful idiots too. Like guys from Western Europe or US that praise communism or nazism, yet they know shit about it. just like "useful" idiots walking with che guevara tshirts in western europe....

Yep. And in US military:

US Army opens investigation into West Point grad promoting communism

https://i.imgur.com/FQ36We8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/MzTjoU6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/0vUqDOn.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/QkoBOIs.jpg



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Sarn 09-30-2017 02:55 PM

BDSM niche :1orglaugh

just a punk 10-01-2017 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019369)
ever heard about banknote in any country that would have a valour of "3" ? (usually there are 1,2,50,10 etc. notes) ?
well it does exist:
http://emilito.org/rugby/atlantis/2010/pix/$3%20cup.jpg

3 рубля, Советский Союз:

https://www.bonista.ru/files/product...1000x1000w.jpg

We had 1,3,5,10,25,50 and 100 ruble banknotes :winkwink: The same was in Czarist Russia, Albania, Romania etc.


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