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Rochard 12-29-2017 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 22139487)
Then why the fuck you make this thread?

Jesus fucking Christ...

I didn't go into details about it....

Rochard 12-29-2017 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22139553)
I think it was 2007 that I went to Valparaiso, IN for goodgirl's birthday. I was paying for dinner for her entire family, so I was pretty happy when they wanted to go to the pizza place in downtown Valpo.

Mid-way thru dinner, we walked next door to pick up the cake I had ordered. As we walked back in the pizza place I notice a sign that says "cash only" - it was explained to me that it was a mob owned place.

It doesn't sound like Rochard is getting involved with delivery; I suspect Dash and Postmates might hit them up to deliver for them.

Good luck.

Small businesses like being paid cash LOL.

It always surprised me that you have't opened up a bar or a brewery or something related to beer. Or at least brew your own beer for profit.

bns666 12-29-2017 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 22139595)
Nice subtle brag.. What's the real store? You were walking around LA and a christian family thought you were homeless because of your appearance, and invited you to eat with them ?

:1orglaugh

mineistaken 12-29-2017 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 22139610)
I can see how expanding delivery to other types of food could cause people to buy less pizza. I'm not sure how much less as I think people who like pizza and eat it regularly still will, but I can see how someone with more options might opt for one of those from time to time as opposed to pizza. It makes sense.

Never denied any of this as this is obvious (and exactly what I said - other foods cutting out a portion of pizza deliveries).
I just heard some sort of uncertainty whether pizza delivery will be around. Like even if you had 1% doubt, I would say it is obvious that 100.00% pizza deliveries will be around 10, 20 and 50 years from now.
It is not a thing to have even 0.01% doubt about :)

NatalieK 12-29-2017 05:46 PM

good luck with your venture rochard, pizza´s lush :thumbsup

TheDynasty 12-29-2017 05:56 PM

See you on bar rescue!

slapass 12-29-2017 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 22139376)
Food delivery services and more places offering delivery are likely cutting into pizza sales, but pizza is still one of the most popular foods in the country. I live in a smallish suburb and in the last year we have had two new pizza places open up and both seem to be doing pretty well.

I don't think we will be seeing the demise of pizza anytime soon.

Check the recent stock prices of any of he big pizza places. Sales are down.

Spunky 12-29-2017 06:05 PM

Cocktail sausage pizza sounds good

desmoines 12-29-2017 06:06 PM

years ago, the local family ran a pizza store in a small illinois town

they gave away free pizzas to everyone on christmas day

then they got busted when pizza containers were discovered full of drugs


https://www.upi.com/Archives/1984/04...8232450421200/


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Diomed 12-29-2017 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22139451)
I don't like to go into detail about what I do outside of adult... My wife and I own a few bricks and mortar business already.

Only fags talk about their money publicly.

Like people who slip in "we already own a few bricks and mortar business already". Wink wink. HONK HONK.

Think better of me please.. I need self affirmation.. I'm good.. I'm successful.. Everyone likes me.. I promise..

This whole thread is fucking weak. God damn it "rock hard". Don't go out like a limp wristed cunt who has ego issues. Rise up, understand you know nothing, listen to the void, then proceed forward with new eyes and see the thing for the first time.

You are breaking our hearts.

ilnjscb 12-29-2017 06:19 PM

The Rochard empire is expanding! Soon we will all be working for the honorary Canadian and all around good guy Rochard! All kidding aside, best wishes with your venture

slapass 12-29-2017 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 22139376)
Food delivery services and more places offering delivery are likely cutting into pizza sales, but pizza is still one of the most popular foods in the country. I live in a smallish suburb and in the last year we have had two new pizza places open up and both seem to be doing pretty well.

I don't think we will be seeing the demise of pizza anytime soon.

As a consumer, pizza will always be there. As a business person, I would not invest in any pizza business if it requires delivery for the numbers to work. I bet they are off 20% and growing in major downtowns.

kane 12-29-2017 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 22139691)
Check the recent stock prices of any of he big pizza places. Sales are down.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/...taurant-sales/

This seems to think pizza sales are actually up.

I don't doubt that some of the big chains may be losing sales but overall, pizza sales don't seem to be going down. I still think the big guys will eventually devour the competition.

Millenials have an aversion to big chain stores. They are changing the retail landscape as they get older and start earning and spending money.

baddog 12-29-2017 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22139631)
Small businesses like being paid cash LOL.

It always surprised me that you have't opened up a bar or a brewery or something related to beer. Or at least brew your own beer for profit.

The ABC frowns on people brewing beer and selling it without a license. I will be the first to admit I do not have enough in liquid assets to open or buy a brewery.

Besides, I like drinking different beers all the time; brewery owners don't typically get a lot of time to drink other people's beers.

femdomdestiny 12-29-2017 07:06 PM

Sounds like a good place for the future webmaster meetings. Just got my pizza for the dinner

astronaut x 12-29-2017 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22139709)
Only fags talk about their money publicly.

Like people who slip in "we already own a few bricks and mortar business already". Wink wink. HONK HONK.

Think better of me please.. I need self affirmation.. I'm good.. I'm successful.. Everyone likes me.. I promise..

This whole thread is fucking weak. God damn it "rock hard". Don't go out like a limp wristed cunt who has ego issues. Rise up, understand you know nothing, listen to the void, then proceed forward with new eyes and see the thing for the first time.

You are breaking our hearts.

/\ hater

HairyChick 12-29-2017 07:32 PM

A friend is a few towns over. He owned a pizza parlor, as he calls it, with a friend. Free delivery with $10 order and pizza was $8 then. Gas went up to $4+/gal and he still kept free delivery. He lost quite a bit in a month and went to $5 delivery, minimum order $25. He closed in March.

He said his losses
Pizza $4 to make, $8 price
Toppings .50 to make, $1 price
$4-$8 depending on area within 15 miles

Two pizzas delivered North cost them $16. Customer pays $16. Employee pay is a loss. Toppings earn almost nothing if employees have to chop, cut, slice or shred. Nothing earned on most overhead other than electric.

With. a delivery charge, three one-topping pizzas cost him $13.50, gas is up to $8, employee time is $15. Customer pays $$32 . Store loses $4.50. They upsell tonic err soda at $2.50/two liter so they make $2.25 on total order.

He tried no delivery but the area wasn?t great and people didn?t drive there. The handful of walk-ins made him a little but not enough. He had ?authentic? Italian pizza in an ethnic neighborhood (Portuguese). No linguica or chourizo ? cha-rees ? and boom. The location is still vacant.

Being just an investor is good IF you have a say in how it?s run. Great food, great appetizers, great atmosphere, kid friendly, date friendly, senior discounts and great parking are a must. Check the local competition, too, for coupons, specials, web deals, and visibility.

Good luck!

kane 12-29-2017 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22139808)
A friend is a few towns over. He owned a pizza parlor, as he calls it, with a friend. Free delivery with $10 order and pizza was $8 then. Gas went up to $4+/gal and he still kept free delivery. He lost quite a bit in a month and went to $5 delivery, minimum order $25. He closed in March.

He said his losses
Pizza $4 to make, $8 price
Toppings .50 to make, $1 price
$4-$8 depending on area within 15 miles

Two pizzas delivered North cost them $16. Customer pays $16. Employee pay is a loss. Toppings earn almost nothing if employees have to chop, cut, slice or shred. Nothing earned on most overhead other than electric.

With. a delivery charge, three one-topping pizzas cost him $13.50, gas is up to $8, employee time is $15. Customer pays $$32 . Store loses $4.50. They upsell tonic err soda at $2.50/two liter so they make $2.25 on total order.

He tried no delivery but the area wasn?t great and people didn?t drive there. The handful of walk-ins made him a little but not enough. He had ?authentic? Italian pizza in an ethnic neighborhood (Portuguese). No linguica or chourizo ? cha-rees ? and boom. The location is still vacant.

Being just an investor is good IF you have a say in how it?s run. Great food, great appetizers, great atmosphere, kid friendly, date friendly, senior discounts and great parking are a must. Check the local competition, too, for coupons, specials, web deals, and visibility.

Good luck!

When or where was this? $8 for a pizza seems really low.

Last night my GF picked up a pizza at what we consider the best place in town (their prices are comparable to the other places in town) and it was $22. Nothing special just sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, and olives. If we would have had it delivered it would have been $3 more.

BaldBastard 12-29-2017 07:49 PM

Take a slice of perfect tomato, layer it with a slice of perfect buffalo cheese and drizzle on some pesto oil.

Put it on a plate and its a $10 entree, put it on a bigger plate and its a $15 dollar entrée

Put it on a pizza base.. well its a $6 buck pizza.

^^

Heres an idea that was tested in Aus, I don't know if its being done in the usa

Pizza affiliate program, allow members to design and market their own pizzas. The people making the money design a pizza for like sports games, and the likes.. Hillary Pizza, Trump pizza etc.

https://www.pizzamogul.com.au/

and read this

Meet the pizza-preneur who made $50,000 in four months

Rochard 12-29-2017 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22139742)

Besides, I like drinking different beers all the time; brewery owners don't typically get a lot of time to drink other people's beers.

Fair enough!

JFK 12-29-2017 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22139838)
Fair enough!

Richard, as tempting as it may sound.......... DON'T DO IT :2 cents:

sonofsam 12-29-2017 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22139742)
I will be the first to admit I do not have enough in liquid assets to open or buy a brewery.

You don't have enough in liquid assets to splurge for 3 ply toilet paper.

Start selling your sig and double your net worth in a month. You're welcome.

Edit: Someone quote me because BrokeDogg has me on ignore

InfoGuy 12-29-2017 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22139460)
I do not have time to be working behind the counter.

Rather be out doing deliveries, huh?

http://i.penisbot.com/b/big-sausage-...6554572/10.jpg

Steve Rupe 12-29-2017 10:45 PM

I would advise against it for multiple reasons.

Steve Rupe 12-29-2017 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 22139871)
I am a tranny.

More whining from this little piss ant.

Speigelau 12-29-2017 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22139322)
He could call it Ate Up or Homeslice, fitting names with Rochard involved.

Mustang Pizzeria

20% discount for all Marines

Mr Pheer 12-29-2017 10:57 PM

Does anybody else think that maybe Rochard lost his job at Ynot and already has a job as the pizza guy, and is just establishing a backstory for when someone finds out?

Remember, I called it about 2 months before he announced he was leaving Dating whatever... that place he worked before ynot.

imabro 12-29-2017 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 22139871)
Edit: Someone quote me because BrokeDogg has me on ignore

How do we make sure he comes back to this thread

The Porn Nerd 12-29-2017 11:05 PM

Fine but whatever you do, no Hawaiian!

MrMaxwell 12-30-2017 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22139265)
Saturday I have a meeting with someone who is buying back his pizzeria, and he wants me to be a partner.

A local guy owns a few pizzeria and a few gas stations, and he sold the pizzeria down the street from me to his brother who promptly ran it into the ground. The original owner is buying it back and wants me involved....

Sounds exciting.

That's a rough ass business and why does this guy own all of this and that and he needs a cash partner for this then if he is good at running shit he'd buy it himself, I'd say. Now if his position is hey I have enough on my plate so come in on this with me, hey, that's fine.. you know ... I'd want to see some information and be sure that his other businesses are healthy
He balk at that probably but look it I don't need your charge card number and life history or the blood of the guts just show me these other ventures ain't bleeding to death, get me

You're getting into one HELL of a rough but potentially profitable business that's for sure. Don't forget how much shit is changing with on demand deliveries of all kinds of things lately.. especially food
I wouldn't count on whatever numbers end up in front of you, istorical or projections or anything.

You seem like a good guy I hope it goes well for someone like you
Do we disagree on politics? If so that sucks. Still, good luck on this.

MrMaxwell 12-30-2017 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 22139871)
You don't have enough in liquid assets to splurge for 3 ply toilet paper.

Start selling your sig and double your net worth in a month. You're welcome.

Edit: Someone quote me because BrokeDogg has me on ignore


Why the hell would BadDog not have liquid cash? You sound like a doofus I'd expect someone like him to have something is what I'd say

MrMaxwell 12-30-2017 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 22139349)
I think pizza delivery is dead and dying. I used to ear Domino?s every week. Now I can get anything I want delivered and pizza is a once every few months thing now.

You're not much of a sample size but I understand what you're saying here and it's a valid point
Pizza delivery isn't quite bleeding to death at the rate newspaper subscription is though

MrMaxwell 12-30-2017 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22139709)
Only fags talk about their money publicly.

Like people who slip in "we already own a few bricks and mortar business already". Wink wink. HONK HONK.

Think better of me please.. I need self affirmation.. I'm good.. I'm successful.. Everyone likes me.. I promise..

This whole thread is fucking weak. God damn it "rock hard". Don't go out like a limp wristed cunt who has ego issues. Rise up, understand you know nothing, listen to the void, then proceed forward with new eyes and see the thing for the first time.

You are breaking our hearts.

Why are there so many hatred people on here today? I wouldn't believe Rochard would be on here making things up for no reason

MrMaxwell 12-30-2017 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22139715)
The Rochard empire is expanding! Soon we will all be working for the honorary Canadian and all around good guy Rochard! All kidding aside, best wishes with your venture

Not me I ain't working for nobody unless I make my own hours and am obscenely excessively overpaid

MrMaxwell 12-30-2017 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22139808)
A friend is a few towns over. He owned a pizza parlor, as he calls it, with a friend. Free delivery with $10 order and pizza was $8 then. Gas went up to $4+/gal and he still kept free delivery. He lost quite a bit in a month and went to $5 delivery, minimum order $25. He closed in March.

He said his losses
Pizza $4 to make, $8 price
Toppings .50 to make, $1 price
$4-$8 depending on area within 15 miles

Two pizzas delivered North cost them $16. Customer pays $16. Employee pay is a loss. Toppings earn almost nothing if employees have to chop, cut, slice or shred. Nothing earned on most overhead other than electric.

With. a delivery charge, three one-topping pizzas cost him $13.50, gas is up to $8, employee time is $15. Customer pays $$32 . Store loses $4.50. They upsell tonic err soda at $2.50/two liter so they make $2.25 on total order.

He tried no delivery but the area wasn?t great and people didn?t drive there. The handful of walk-ins made him a little but not enough. He had ?authentic? Italian pizza in an ethnic neighborhood (Portuguese). No linguica or chourizo ? cha-rees ? and boom. The location is still vacant.

Being just an investor is good IF you have a say in how it?s run. Great food, great appetizers, great atmosphere, kid friendly, date friendly, senior discounts and great parking are a must. Check the local competition, too, for coupons, specials, web deals, and visibility.

Good luck!

This all depends on how much cheese you put on there and or lack for a word of what passes for cheese these days

MrMaxwell 12-30-2017 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22139817)
Take a slice of perfect tomato, layer it with a slice of perfect buffalo cheese and drizzle on some pesto oil.

Put it on a plate and its a $10 entree, put it on a bigger plate and its a $15 dollar entrée

Put it on a pizza base.. well its a $6 buck pizza.

^^

Heres an idea that was tested in Aus, I don't know if its being done in the usa

Pizza affiliate program, allow members to design and market their own pizzas. The people making the money design a pizza for like sports games, and the likes.. Hillary Pizza, Trump pizza etc.

https://www.pizzamogul.com.au/

and read this

Meet the pizza-preneur who made $50,000 in four months

You should post more often.
I love your posting

MrMaxwell 12-30-2017 01:29 AM

If you've got a big following and a herd of people in the town who will do business with you it sounds really good
Get some big accounts get some employers to have a pizza day for their employees sell as many drinks and bullshit items as possible like pizza hut sells four drinks five bucks or whatever it is offer other cross sell shit like cookies and etc do some sponsorships for some causes do some giveaways put a flying airman out in front get good signage charge local businesses for receipt and pizza box advertising etc etc etc
Ka Ching then

sonofsam 12-30-2017 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Rupe (Post 22139955)
More whining from this little piss ant.

Your post history reads like a fake nick of baddogs. All political posts and a post about CA.

Not one single business post/thread. You've been here since 2016 but apparently remember me.

Sup baddog? How being broke treating you?

sonofsam 12-30-2017 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 22140039)
Why the hell would BadDog not have liquid cash? You sound like a doofus I'd expect someone like him to have something is what I'd say

Maybe because he literally said in this thread he can't afford it?

All his net worth is probably equity in his trailer.

Bladewire 12-30-2017 02:02 AM

^^^ Truth


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