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Bladewire 05-05-2018 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22264952)
Have no idea,


just a punk 05-05-2018 09:29 PM

Я б вдул. Но ты же пидарас. Зачм запостил?

Grapesoda 05-05-2018 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22260917)
Sorry I couldn't resist you know I'm just joking I'll stop :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

if you follow actual current events you'll then be aware china just stopped accepting garbage for the world. you are gonna see trash issue lots of places in the near future :2 cents:

Grapesoda 05-05-2018 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22261090)
How many haven't sunk? You guys seem to have issues keeping your subs off the bottom of the ocean..

I was under the impression if a sub did not sink it wasn't working properly lol!!

Grapesoda 05-05-2018 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22262798)
The same but in English and in video:



That exactly the same words I've said to Vendz two years ago. That took only two years to create a submarine fleet greater than the USA one. Only two years...

so your idea is the US and Russia blow billions of dollars on war machines?

Nitzer Ebb 05-05-2018 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22264760)
I drive a small ladies car to compensate for my huge dick...it does not help...

Thats because the dick doesn't have any balls attached to it. They got lost when you were running away from Americans.

just a punk 05-05-2018 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22264963)
so your idea is the US and Russia blow billions of dollars on war machines?

Yep, exactly. I'm not kidding at all. They really are doing this right now.

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 22264966)
Thats because the dick doesn't have any balls attached to it.

Please accept my deepest condolences then. Someday even pierced gayish norvegian half-woman will grow up the balls. You have a picture on your signature. Please tell me which war the pierced norwegian gays have participated at? Maybe a you'll take a look at wikipedia? The only war I know was WWII where Nazis have literally shit at your mouths and you ate it. Did you like it? As a shit eaters you were a great nation - hands down, but did you anything at all as soldiers? No. A nation of girlish cowards and pierced fags. You have lost a war to Hiter in a few days and started to suck German cocks like bitches. Did I say "like"? No, you are cock sucking bitches.

just a punk 05-06-2018 02:17 AM

@ a norwy fag. The country which was first in the space was Russia. The country which has sent a first human to the Earth's orbit was Russia. The country which has built a first space station was Russia. The country which made a first soft landing to the Moon? Yes, that was Russia again, clown. The country which is the only one on planet Earth which can land to Venus? Even Curiosity was sent to Mars by the Russian rocket (yes, мудила, двигатели были наши). So shut up your useless shitty month. The norway did noting good but sucked Hitler's cock. Every time when you say "losers" you mean pierced homo-fags of norway, because cowards and gays means norway - the "homo-soldiers of odin" LOL ))))

Sarn 05-07-2018 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22264716)
most of those rooskie subs are diesel-powered clunkers and half of that rooskie fleet is broken down in rooskie submarine garages at any one time.

you also have a fleet of rooskie space shuttles! yay rooskie!

Oh comrade :1orglaugh

https://coub.com/view/136fun

just a punk 05-07-2018 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22265468)
Oh comrade :1orglaugh

https://coub.com/view/136fun

The dude have the US education so be lenient to him. He thinks that diesel-electric hybrid-powered engines are some outdated ones. The idiot even has "dyna mo" in his nick name but he doesn't know how it works. The nuclear-powered submarines are also hybrid ones. The enriched Uranium cores boil water and turn it in to steam, that steam is being transformed into power like locos done it 200 years ago. The diesel powered engines do it the same way - they generate the electricity to make their engines work. Yep, just like any hybrid-car does it in the 21st century. Diesel-powered electric engine is not so autonomic as the nuclear powered one, but it's extremely quit and it has no strategic mission planes. It's a silent hunter. It has to come quit, kill and go away.





@ dyna mo, have you ever been to the army? Do you understand that your education literally sucks?

dyna mo 05-07-2018 06:32 AM

Rooskie ding dong, you actually think the diesel clonkers I'm referring to are diesel electric don't you!

Your naivete is precious.

just a punk 05-07-2018 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265504)
Rooskie ding dong, you actually think the diesel clonkers I'm referring to are diesel electric don't you!

Your naivete is precious.

The US "education" )))))))))))))

https://book-cover.ru/sites/default/...amerika-12.jpg

dyna mo 05-07-2018 07:42 AM

rooskie education = 1/2 the rooskie sub fleet is broken down and the other half is stuck in frozen rooskie naval bases for most the year and the only warm water rooskie port has USA military all over it.

yes, American Education.

just a punk 05-07-2018 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265536)
yes, American Education.

https://s10.favim.com/orig/161127/bl...om-4898705.gif

dyna mo 05-07-2018 08:38 AM

How do you sink a rooskie submarine?

Just knock on the door!

just a punk 05-07-2018 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265569)
Just knock on the door!

Not sure about knocking your door, but only the Russian sub was able to launch 16 ICBM's at once (700 fuckin' tons). That's enough to wipe out a whole your country. One sub. At once. A funny thing, right? :winkwink:

Йобаный стый, ты такой тупой, что просто пиздец... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

P.S. No single country on the planet Earth can do it. You can do iPhones in China, but you can not launch 16 ICBM's from one single submarine's board. You just can't... because you can't - your crew will die with a 100% probability.

dyna mo 05-07-2018 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22265584)
Not sure about knocking your door, but only the Russian sub was able to launch 16 ICBM's at once (700 fuckin' tons). That's enough to wipe out a whole your country. One sub. At once. A funny thing, right? :winkwink:

Йобаный стый, та такой тупой, что просто пиздец... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

P.S. No single country on the planet Earth can do it.

yes, hilarious in fact:::

"Even when fueled and in an alert posture, the Soviet missiles still needed to wait up to twenty minutes to spin up the gyroscopes in their guidance systems before launch was possible. "

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just a punk 05-07-2018 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265589)
the Soviet missiles still needed to wait up to twenty minutes to spin up the gyroscopes in their guidance systems before launch was possible

Wow! It's nice there is no Soviet Union anymore. The modern Russian ICBM's need less than a minute to be launched from anywhere:



Twenty minutes? For real? That video must be fake then ))))))))))) Yes, that's a Topol-M ICBM which delivers 1 Megaton nuke to 12,000 kilometers. It has an deviation of about 150 meters from the target and it takes about 30 seconds to be fired from a mobile launchpad.

As one movie guy said: "all the best to the children... To the american ones".


dyna mo 05-07-2018 09:21 AM

ding dong rooskie, YOU are the one who brought up the rooskie submarine that fired 16 missiles at once. That happened during the soviet era.

come on rooskie. And you claim you're smart.

just a punk 05-07-2018 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265593)
ding dong rooskie, YOU are the one who brought up the rooskie submarine that fired 16 missiles at once. That happened during the soviet era.

come on rooskie. And you claim you're smart.

That has happened in 1991 and it was done by a sub which is in service now, clown ;)

dyna mo 05-07-2018 09:34 AM

ding dong rooskie, your country blew itself up in late 1991, in simplistic terms you can maybe grasp that means in 1991 you were the ussr. ussr = soviet

and your high-5ing yourself for a ~40 year old rusty submarine still in service? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-07-2018 09:38 AM

a friendly American history lesson on soviet union to rooskies who don't know the history of their own country:

The dissolution of the Soviet Union occurred on December 26, 1991.

just a punk 05-07-2018 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265607)
ding dong rooskie, your country blew itself up in late 1991

It's funny but Russia in 1991 was able to do what "almighty" USA can not do by today. Please remind me whose rocket technologies were used to send Curiosity to Mars? Oops? )))

P.S. You have Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Capitan America. You have iPhone and Facebook, but you have to use the Russian technologies if you want to send a human or a rover to/off the Earth's orbit. Think about it, clown.

dyna mo 05-07-2018 10:12 AM

yes, we all know you're proud of being able to blow up the world while not even knowing your own country's history. you've made that very clear here.

you also reveal your lack of knowledge of current events and the future of rockets and space travel. Yes, we used rooskie rocket engines for a while, guess what, those days are done. USA dominates rockets and space and will well into the future.

but back to your being proud of blowing up the world.

just a punk 05-07-2018 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265629)
yes, we all know you're proud of being able to blow up the world while not even knowing your own country's history.

The only one country which has used nukes against another country. Against civilians like women and kids was the USA. Russia has never did that. We send your "astronauts" to the space, be we don't nuke civilian people. We are not barbarians like you.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265629)
Yes, we used rooskie rocket engines for a while, guess what, those days are done. USA dominates rockets and space and will well into the future.

How many people were sent to space during the last 10 years by the US rocket "technologies"? Tell me at least a single name, dildo. One fuckin' single name? Are you real so stupid or just pretending to be one?

dyna mo 05-07-2018 10:44 AM

yes, we were savagely attacked and used atomic bombs to end global war after years of aggression, while your country didn't even have a clue about nukes.
Very few of us are proud about having to do that. We are proud we stopped the aggression though it took what it took.

And yes, you are free to live in past rooskie rocket engine accomplishments while denying that there is any rooskie future in space travel. I don't see one single rooskie billionaire sending rockets into space with plans to go to mars and elsewhere.

just a punk 05-07-2018 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265656)
yes, we were savagely attacked and used atomic bombs to end global war after years of aggression.

After capitulation of Nazy Germany? Are you an idiot? Maybe your mom has drunk lots of vodka when she was pregnant?

dyna mo 05-07-2018 10:56 AM

the Pacific War has absolutely zilch to do with the nazis. So much for rooskie education. and rockets.

but yay, you can blow up the world with one submarine! go rooskies

dyna mo 05-07-2018 11:11 AM

The latest rooskie space program project:

Gecko Mating Experiment
The Russian Federal Space Agency Roscosmos launched the Foton-M4 satellite containing among other animals and plants, a group of five geckos.


However, soon after the spacecraft exited the atmosphere, mission control lost contact with the vessel

Sarn 05-07-2018 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265504)
Rooskie ding dong, you actually think the diesel clonkers I'm referring to are diesel electric don't you!
Your naivete is precious.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265536)
rooskie education = 1/2 the rooskie sub fleet is broken down and the other half is stuck in frozen rooskie naval bases for most the year and the only warm water rooskie port has USA military all over it.
yes, American Education.

Why we need missiles and submarines if you socialist comrade today :1orglaugh process complete :1orglaugh

http://www.gumilev-center.ru/wp-cont...f132fb2_XL.jpg

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265629)
yes, we all know you're proud of being able to blow up the world
...

Nuke weapon gives peace for the planet 70 years

PS: can blow up the world several times :1orglaugh


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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22265656)
yes, we were savagely attacked and used atomic bombs to end global war after years of aggression, while your country didn't even have a clue about nukes.
Very few of us are proud about having to do that. We are proud we stopped the aggression though it took what it took.
And yes, you are free to live in past rooskie rocket engine accomplishments while denying that there is any rooskie future in space travel. I don't see one single rooskie billionaire sending rockets into space with plans to go to mars and elsewhere.

rooskie first humans in Space from our planet №1 ))
"№ 1 complex" USA still have after that time :1orglaugh


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