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dyna mo 10-12-2018 01:32 PM

I'm not shocked you don't understand ratio.

just a punk 10-12-2018 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22348665)
I'm not shocked you don't understand ratio.

Yes, absolutely not. Please keep posting comrade :winkwink:

P.S. To be honest. I really need you bumping my thread.

dyna mo 10-12-2018 01:48 PM

here's another ratio

139 manned soyuz missions, 2 accidents

135 manned shuttle missions, 2 accidents.

eat shit ruski

just a punk 10-12-2018 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22348678)
here's another ratio

139 manned soyuz missions, 2 accidents

135 manned shuttle missions, 2 accidents.

eat shit ruski

Ok, as you say my amerikansky comrade. Just keep bumping it ;)

dyna mo 10-12-2018 03:19 PM

you seem to think I have a problem bumping your thread attacking Americans using the shuttle tragedy in which you're getting thoroughly owned for being a piece of shit and wrong.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaug

just a punk 10-12-2018 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22348721)
you seem to think I have a problem bumping

Course comrade. Just keep bumping it. Can I help you?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...to_Montage.jpg

No I don't humiliate the death of the US astronauts (God let them rest in peace). I never did that. But I just want to show that the US rockets have no rescue systems, while Russian ones have them and they work just perfectly since 60's. Last time it has worked yesterday and saved a life of the US citizen.

P.S. Now I will allow you to bump my tread ;)

Bladewire 10-12-2018 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22348732)
Course comrade. Just keep bumping it. Can I help you?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...to_Montage.jpg

No I don't humiliate the death of the US astronauts (God let them rest in peace). I never did that. But I just want to show that the US rockets have no rescue systems, while Russian ones have them and they work just perfectly since 60's. Last time it has worked yesterday and saved a life of the US citizen.

P.S. Now I will allow you to bump my tread ;)

Nothing Russian "works perfectly", especially with your history of dead astronauts. You're drunk on vodka again

just a punk 10-13-2018 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Aidswire (Post 22348746)
Nothing Russian "works perfectly", especially with your history of dead astronauts. You're drunk on vodka again

How many US astronauts have died because of using Russian rockets? I know about your shuttles, but how many were killed by Russian ones? You said vodka, AIDS fag?

ghjghj 10-13-2018 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22348546)
in Soviet Russia, Cosmos visits YOU !!!

https://cdni.rbth.com/rbthmedia/imag...4eab158324.jpg

How about in Soviet Poland?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Europe.svg.png

just a punk 10-13-2018 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Aidswire (Post 22348746)
Nothing Russian "works perfectly", especially with your history of dead astronauts. You're drunk on vodka again

Dildo, we have lost 4 cosmonauts in two landing incidents (a parachute failure and a degermetization of capsule) in 70s. No one of them was killed by Russian rockets. How many Americans were killed by the Nazi-made shuttles? I tell ya: 18. Your fuckin Nazi shuttles have killed 18 American citizens. Do you understand it, dildo? 18 блять человек погибли.

Russian "Soyuz" ones are 100% reliable and if anything will go wrong the lifesaving system will take care about the crew (from the launchpad or from the outer space - doesn't matter). This just happened two days ago.

You are a real stupid fag...

Bladewire 10-13-2018 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCYST (Post 22348898)
I am a real stupid fag...

You are proof that all the dirty Russian schools with broken dirty Russian toilets and no Russian toilet paper is working in dumbing down your population with lies & propoganda to make you feel good in your bad circumstance.

just a punk 10-13-2018 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Aidswire (Post 22349025)
You are proof that all the dirty schools with broken toilets and no toilet paper in Russia is working in dumbing down the population with lies & propoganda to make you feel good in your bad circumstance.

Yes, yes. My toilet is completely broken. I have no toilet paper. I live in a paper Barbie house, which is located in a hurricane zone, and pay for it every fuckin' month. I pay lots of money for medical treatment, which I can't get. Even ambulance delivery, AIDS and cancer treatment are paid in my country. We even have to pay for dirty food in our dirty clinics. You are absolutely right :thumbsup

Thanks a lot to our propaganda, because we could live like you...

Bladewire 10-13-2018 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCYST (Post 22349026)
Yes, yes. So that as you say comrade. My toilet is completely broken. I have no toilet paper. I live in a paper Barbie house, which is located in a hurricane zone, and pay for it eury month. I pay lots of money for medical treatment, which I can't get. Even ambulance delivery, AIDS and cancer treatment are paid in my country. We even have to pay for food in our clinics. You are absolutely right :thumbsup

Putin doesn't care about Russian citizens. I feel sad for the children in Russia with this bathroom in their grade school.

just a punk 10-13-2018 09:22 AM

Exactly comrade. As you say :1orglaugh

Bladewire 10-13-2018 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCYST (Post 22349042)
Exactly comrade. As you say :1orglaugh

Good submissive ruskie

just a punk 10-13-2018 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22349054)
Good submissive ruskie

Americans can't even make a toilet work in cosmos w/o Russian help: US Asks Russia to Fix Its Broken Toilet on ISS

Is there something other than Facebook you can do by yourselves? Oh shuttles, serious space technologies my ass :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bladewire 10-13-2018 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCYST (Post 22349056)
Americans can't even make a toilet work in cosmos w/o Russian help: US Asks Russia to Fix Its Broken Toilet on ISS

Is there is something other than Facebook you can do by yourselves? Oh shuttles, serious space technologies my ass

That was a big joke here in America :1orglaugh

Do you realize the joke in Russia yet?

We make you clean the toilet, ruskie knows his place and does as he's told :evil-laug: American astronaut is too valuable for that job :winkwink:

just a punk 10-13-2018 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22349057)
That was a big joke here in America :1orglaugh

Do you realize the joke in Russia yet?

We make you clean the toilet, ruskie knows his place and does as he's told :evil-laug: American astronaut is too valuable for that job :winkwink:

For you it's a joke. For me it's a joke as well. A joke on your hopeless :winkwink: You can't do anything w/o Russia. You can't send a rover to Mars, you can't put any "astronaut" to the Eart's orbit and you can't even fix a fuckin' toilet @ ISS :1orglaugh

Bladewire 10-13-2018 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCYST (Post 22349059)
For you it's a joke. For me it's a joke as well. A joke on your hopeless :winkwink:

This is how a Russian fixed a toilet in Moscow :helpme:


just a punk 10-13-2018 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22349060)
This is how a Russian fixed a toilet in Moscow :helpme:


No it's the US zone of ISS :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bladewire 10-13-2018 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberCYST (Post 22349062)
No it's the US zone of ISS :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

From a Russian public toilet

just a punk 10-13-2018 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22349063)
From a Russian public toilet

In the American section of ISS? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sid70 10-13-2018 01:14 PM

3 pages of russki bull shit.

just a punk 10-13-2018 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 22349107)
3 pages of russki bull shit.

Let's make a 4st one? Are you ready to help me with that, fag?

Bladewire 10-13-2018 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCYST (Post 22349148)
Are you ready to help me with that, fag?

You need your dick sucked dude. Get your Gay tensions out. Maybe put your lips on a dick to cum. You're calling everyone homosexual pejoratives and hoping you get the AIDS to atone for your carnal sexual sins.

just a punk 10-14-2018 12:09 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8SR...outu.be&t=4496

Grapesoda 10-14-2018 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22347856)
Like this, but not like it was with Challenger and Colombia. Accidents can happen anywhere, but the lifesaver systems must be ready.

yes the Russian built a time machine and came 25 years into the future when the technology is better :thumbsup

MrBottomTooth 10-14-2018 07:43 AM

How many threads has this guy made about rockets? Lmao

just a punk 10-14-2018 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 22349354)
How many threads has this guy made about rockets? Lmao

Let me guess...

https://media.makeameme.org/created/...-bajillion.jpg

crockett 10-14-2018 01:16 PM

op at least we can keep our submarines from blowing up and sinking.. How many subs has Russia lost since the challenger blew up?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List...ear_submarines

Hell you guys are the only country to ever sink the same sub twice... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

K-429: A Project 670A Charlie I-class sub sank twice, once at sea from flooding during a test dive, then two years later, from flooding at her moorings. A total of 16 crew lost their lives in the first incident. Raised after each sinking, K-429 was decommissioned two years after the second incident

just a punk 10-14-2018 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22349471)
op at least we can keep our submarines from blowing up and sinking..

No, you can't. The "Kursk" was attacked by the American submarine. I will repeat: it was attacked. Unfortunately Putin is an US ass kisser and he didn't respond. Because he is a fuckin' pussy.

https://i265.photobucket.com/albums/...mus/f11-cv.jpg

The normal president would send a couple of SS-18 Satans to NYC and LA (that's fatally enough for both cities). Yes, I think so. If I was a president I would did that (maybe sounds harsh but I really would). Just wait when Putin will die of his cancer and the normal president will come to power in Russia and everything will changes. Just believe me...

In case of K-19 it was a real catastrophe and people have died to not turn it into Fucushima.


dyna mo 10-14-2018 01:51 PM

wait, but ruski claimed the Kursk was unsinkable.

ahahahahahah.

just a punk 10-14-2018 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22349490)
wait, but ruski claimed the Kursk was unsinkable.

ahahahahahah.

Clown, nothing is unsinkable. I don't know who claimed that.

dyna mo 10-14-2018 01:59 PM

you drunk piece of shit ruski, ruski claimed it's unsinkable.

+ dumbfuck ruski blew up ruski sub.

just a punk 10-14-2018 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22349495)
you drunk piece of shit ruski, ruski claimed it's unsinkable.

+ dumbfuck ruski blew up ruski sub.

Нормально пропизделся америкос. Полегчало тебе наркоману?

dyna mo 10-14-2018 02:08 PM

of all the ruski, we get stuck with this one.

TheSquealer 10-14-2018 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22349495)
you drunk piece of shit ruski, ruski claimed it's unsinkable.

+ dumbfuck ruski blew up ruski sub.

and he's pointing to damage sustained when unequalized pressure caused implosions of copartments, from it slamming into the ocean floor and from trying to raise it as proof that it was sunk by those stupid americans with shitty, second rate technology.


I was in Russia at the time watching this unfold... and... the sailors died... why? because Putin didn't allow help that was already on the scene to save them. imagine being a Russian Submariner and sitting in water and pitch black and cold, tapping out SOS on the hull for days, knowing your own government is not only incompetent and inept... but that doesn't value human life in any way... even when it's their own citizens.

But uhm... yeah. America / NATO.

dyna mo 10-14-2018 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22349503)
and he's pointing to damage sustained when unequalized pressure caused implosions of copartments, from it slamming into the ocean floor and from trying to raise it as proof that it was sunk by those stupid americans with shitty, second rate technology.


I was in Russia at the time watching this unfold... and... the sailors died... why? because Putin didn't allow help that was already on the scene to save them. imagine being a Russian Submariner and sitting in water and pitch black and cold, tapping out SOS on the hull for days, knowing your own government is not only incompetent and inept... but that doesn't value human life in any way... even when it's their own citizens.

But uhm... yeah. America / NATO.


exfuckingactly.


why we get stuck with this fucking piece of shit ruski is beyond me.

just a punk 10-14-2018 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22349503)
and he's pointing to damage sustained when unequalized pressure caused implosions of copartments, from it slamming into the ocean floor and from trying to raise it as proof that it was sunk by those stupid americans with shitty, second rate technology.

Are you an idiot? They have used standard torpedos. The problem that Putin is a pussy to nuke the USA after that. Every normal president would do it almost instantly.

dyna mo 10-14-2018 02:21 PM

here we go with ruski nukes.

only a piece of shit ruski would think it's "normal" to launch nukes at the USA when ruski blows up its own sub.


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