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Rochard 02-27-2019 09:24 AM

Cohen just confirmed what I long suspected - Trump running for President was nothing more than a marketing attempt for his brand. He never expected to win anything. He just wanted to be on TV again.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:24 AM

This is pretty damn good television.

I wonder what Trump is doing?

Acepimp 02-27-2019 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423402)
Hey AssPimp, can Cohen be charged again with perjury for telling the truth?

^^ Keep deflecting. Your left-wing news sources have tricked you. There will be no bombshell that gets Trump impeached. You haters are simply gullible.

:cool-smil

Bladewire 02-27-2019 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423406)
This is pretty damn good television.

I wonder what Trump is doing?

Sitting in front of the TV watching the testimony eating Vietnamese McDonald's

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22423416)
Sitting in front of the TV watching the testimony eating Vietnamese McDonald's

Or asking himself "Why the fuck am i talking to this North Korean idiot?"

aimike 02-27-2019 09:35 AM

Cohen looks like such a Beta fag..

The guy was right.. He's just the Democrats little bitch boy

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by aimike (Post 22423419)
Cohen looks like such a Beta fag..

The guy was right.. He's just the Democrats little bitch boy

That's probably why he and Trump got along so well for so long.

Rochard 02-27-2019 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22423401)
The Republicans clearly have colluded to protect the president by not asking any questions about what Cohen has presented them and do nothing but try to attack Cohen.

The are protecting the President who has committed crimes. They are guilty of the cover up.

It's painfully obvious that Trump has committed multiple crimes, and they aren't interested in the truth.

aimike 02-27-2019 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22423424)

It's painfully obvious that Trump has committed multiple crimes, and they aren't interested in the truth.

you just described what they and the FBI did for Hillary Clinton

blackmonsters 02-27-2019 09:41 AM

All the Trump flunkies are turning on him.

:2 cents:

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by aimike (Post 22423425)
you just described what they and the FBI did for Hillary Clinton

Any other conspiracy theories you care to share with us?

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:45 AM

This entire day is going to boil down to Republicans being upset that Cohen is no longer lying for Trump.

That is about it.

Bladewire 02-27-2019 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22423424)
The are protecting the President who has committed crimes. They are guilty of the cover up.

It's painfully obvious that Trump has committed multiple crimes, and they aren't interested in the truth.

The Republican party has sunken so low all they have left are the racists, hate trolls, obstructionists and the 1% who's sole goal is to steal as much money from the American treasury as possible via their corporate welfare scams and tricky tax cons to steal from the poor & middle class.

OneHungLo 02-27-2019 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22423381)
Hey OneHungLo: You, like everyone else, wants the truth to come out, right? So again, sit down, shut the fuck up, and lets listen to what Cohen has to say. By trying to change the subject and discredit him you're just proving how scared and stupid you are.

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22423396)
It's common knowledge, dude. Bernie is a con artist who's never accomplished anything.


Cohen just said no Russia collusion.

You guys really are clueless. It's not your fault- get some better news sources!

Poor Mark. You guys should just shut the fuck up about Russian collusion. You morons have been parroting the same old dumb bullshit for 2 years when we've known all along it's pure BS.

MaDalton 02-27-2019 09:51 AM

it's really astonishing when you see that not the fact that someone paid Cohen 1.2 million for information about the president is the problem but how often Cohen actually worked for that money.

OneHungLo 02-27-2019 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423432)
This entire day is going to boil down to Republicans being upset that Cohen is no longer lying for Trump.

That is about it.

Read this carefully...

Cohen: 'I do not' have direct evidence of collusion between Trump, Russia

Read it a few times if you have to. Let it sink in. I still cannot believe you guys are still carrying on like idiots yet knowing all too well there is no collusion.

King Mark 02-27-2019 09:53 AM

So Cohen's a liar, except for when his narrative defends trump. That's the only time he's telling the truth.

-redhat

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22423437)
Poor Mark. You guys should just shut the fuck up about Russian collusion. You morons have been parroting the same old dumb bullshit for 2 years when we've known all along it's pure BS.

So you DO believe Cohen about that specific part of his testimony?

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22423439)
Read this carefully...

Cohen: 'I do not' have direct evidence of collusion between Trump, Russia

Read it a few times if you have to. Let it sink in. I still cannot believe you guys are still carrying on like idiots yet knowing all too well there is no collusion.

Maybe you don't realize, but this testimony is about much more than that.

aimike 02-27-2019 09:56 AM

:1orglaugh:upsidedow:1orglaugh:upsidedow:1orglaugh :upsidedow:1orglaugh:upsidedow:1orglaugh



:pimp

Rochard 02-27-2019 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG (Post 22423438)
it's really astonishing when you see that not the fact that someone paid Cohen 1.2 million for information about the president is the problem but how often Cohen actually worked for that money.

And I bet this happens more often than we think.... In both Republican and Democratic parties. I bet all governments have this issue, but it's done quietly.

Bladewire 02-27-2019 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG (Post 22423438)
it's really astonishing when you see that not the fact that someone paid Cohen 1.2 million for information about the president is the problem but how often Cohen actually worked for that money.

Indeed the envy the Republican side runs deep.

Every Republican so far has asked zero questions about Trump and spent 100% of their time attacking Cohen. Says a lot about how the truth & crimes mean absolutely nothing to them.

aimike 02-27-2019 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22423404)
Cohen just confirmed what I long suspected - Trump running for President was nothing more than a marketing attempt for his brand. He never expected to win anything. He just wanted to be on TV again.

:1orglaugh

Yet he still beat Clinton. Just goes to show you what a worthless candidate she is.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22423448)
Indeed the envy the Republican side runs deep.

Every Republican so far has asked zero questions about Trump and spent 100% of their time attacking Cohen. Says a lot about how the truth & crimes mean absolutely nothing to them.

Looks like Dems are trying to elucidate
facts and knowledge, while the Repubs are going after Cohen's character; totally as expected

OneHungLo 02-27-2019 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22423441)
So Cohen's a liar, except for when his narrative defends trump. That's the only time he's telling the truth.

-redhat

Like Cohen wouldn't rat out Trump to save his own ass? Trump hates Cohen. He wants him in prison so there's no way he's getting a pardon. We know Mueller would love nothing more for Cohen to fabricate some shit about Trump. The Truth is there's nothing to fabricate. The Truth is there's no collusion. And as the always right resident muz looking down his nose at us "lefttards and rightards," when the truth of no collusion comes out, you'll say you knew all along it was BS.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 09:59 AM

Here's the latest:

Cohen: Trump knew of DNC email dump
Cohen: Trump's desire to win would lead him work with anyone
Cohen: Trump knew Roger Stone talked to WikiLeaks
Cohen: (on Trump) He is a racist, con man, cheat. 'In private, he's even worse'
GOP hits Cohen's credibility: He responds, 'shame on you'
Cohen: Trump is worst version of himself since taking office
Opinion: Michael Cohen is making history

Reimbursement check Michael Cohen will say was signed by Trump:
http://cdn.cnn.com/cnn/2019/images/02/27/check.5a.pdf

LOL! Trumpers. You guys have been conned. Time to man up. Don't worry it happens to the best of us. Us Libbies WHO WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG will forgive you (as soon as we're done laughing our assess off! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bladewire 02-27-2019 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22423441)
So Cohen's a liar, except for when his narrative defends trump. That's the only time he's telling the truth.

-redhat

Check Trump's Twitter and there are documented lies by him on almost a daily basis.

This means nothing to Trump supporters they don't care about the truth or integrity or justice.

King Mark 02-27-2019 10:00 AM

I watched the shit live. Bro said "I wasn't part of the campaign, I have no knowledge of collusion"

That's what he said.

Remember, this is the same guy who said "trump knew of campaign Russia links".

Dude is a pathological liar. Seems he's just bamboozling everybody.

I'm waiting for Mueller.

Bladewire 02-27-2019 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22423455)
I watched the shit live. Bro said "I wasn't part of the campaign, I have no knowledge of collusion"

That's what he said.

Remember, this is the same guy who said "trump knew of campaign Russia links".

Dude is a pathological liar. Seems he's just bamboozling everybody.

I'm waiting for Mueller.

He has proof. He just provided the documents.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 10:05 AM

LOL! Why is clown Gosar (R) Reading text messages while at the oversight committee?

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 10:07 AM

Trump supporters have no credibility with anything at this point.

King Mark 02-27-2019 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22423451)
Like Cohen wouldn't rat out Trump to save his own ass? Trump hates Cohen. He wants him in prison so there's no way he's getting a pardon. We know Mueller would love nothing more for Cohen to fabricate some shit about Trump. The Truth is there's nothing to fabricate. The Truth is there's no collusion. And as the always right resident muz looking down his nose at us "lefttards and rightards," when the truth of no collusion comes out, you'll say you knew all along it was BS.

My money ain't on collusion. My money is on impeachment proceedings/resignation.

If collusion is or isn't a part of that, doesn't matter to me.

I pray to Allah that Russia wasn't allowed to influence our country. That ain't something I'm cool with. They're an enemy.

But trump gotta go. Regardless.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 10:09 AM

You can tell Cohen is being open and truthful. He begins talking very quickly after being asked a question, he just goes. He is comfortable and it is easy to talk when you're simply relaying the truth from your mind. This is very different than Whitaker who took his time and was very protected, very calculating in his statements

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 10:11 AM

WOW!! Go Cohen! Holy shit man this guy is spilling it all and doing a great job of it. Very convincing. And he's standing up to the clowns too.

Rochard 02-27-2019 10:12 AM

What's really stunning is that the Republicans are calling Cohen a criminal over and over again... So... The Republican party is now officially calling Trump's personal attorney a criminal, the man who started Trump's political campaign is a criminal, and the former deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee is a criminal.

So... Basically all Republicans are criminals.

Bladewire 02-27-2019 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22423466)
What's really stunning is that the Republicans are calling Cohen a criminal over and over again... So... The Republican party is now officially calling Trump's personal attorney a criminal, the man who started Trump's political campaign is a criminal, and the former deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee is a criminal.

So... Basically all Republicans are criminals.

Republicans are nothing but a racist greedy organized crime syndicate nowadays. Unfortunate

King Mark 02-27-2019 10:14 AM

Y'all acting like attorneys ain't PROFESSIONAL liars. I ain't trying to defend none of these people, but fuck man... Lol.

I have a talent for spotting bullshit. Cohen looks like a shart leaking out of a bulls anus.

Phoenix 02-27-2019 10:14 AM

I don't know, i think you better hope for Mueller
Cohen is too slimy

Go guys go...see you down at the bread line

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22423469)
Y'all acting like attorneys ain't PROFESSIONAL liars

..except that he brought proof.

Rochard 02-27-2019 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22423465)
WOW!! Go Cohen! Holy shit man this guy is spilling it all and doing a great job of it. Very convincing. And he's standing up to the clowns too.

Much to my surprise Cohen is coming across as being both honest and sincere.

Rochard 02-27-2019 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22423458)
He has proof. He just provided the documents.

Proof doesn't matter much to Republicans...

King Mark 02-27-2019 10:23 AM

I can't wait for the south Park episode

Busty2 02-27-2019 10:28 AM

Medows is going to have a heart attack, his face is bright red and he is fuming. What a tosser!

MaDalton 02-27-2019 10:28 AM

one more thing I take away from this: the people asking questions are to a large percentage idiots.

aimike 02-27-2019 10:31 AM

can't we all just get along.

Rochard 02-27-2019 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by aimike (Post 22423486)
can't we all just get along.

Sure. As soon as the Republicans start doing their job.

Rochard 02-27-2019 10:33 AM

Why do all of the Republicans pass their remaining time to Congressman Jordan? Is he the Republican pitbull?

escorpio 02-27-2019 10:38 AM

TH2C :smokin

beerptrol 02-27-2019 10:40 AM

Chris Christie on Michael Cohen testimony: "There hasn't been one Republican yet who's tried to defend the president on the substance. I think that's something that should be concerning to the White House."

crockett 02-27-2019 10:43 AM

One of FL's Representatives in the house threatened Cohen yesterday and he might he brought up on charges of witness intimidation.


Fucking Republicans are criminals everyone ofthem..


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