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celandina 05-04-2019 08:33 AM

Somewhere in the hillbilly part of America, a man is being tried for fornicating with a goat....

Judge: " So Billy Bob, what happened after you finshed fornicating with the goat?"

Billy Bob: "Yo honor, the goat turned its head and licked ma balls"

Jury foreman ( leans to a juror next to him and whispers): " A good goat will do that for ya"

:1orglaugh

crockett 05-04-2019 12:43 PM

OP I got another funny one....



'Bill Barr Is So Far Up Trump’s Ass He Bumped Into Hannity’

Bill Maher



Fucked up huh? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

crockett 05-04-2019 12:43 PM


Bosa 05-04-2019 07:47 PM

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Bosa 05-04-2019 08:40 PM

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Bosa 05-04-2019 08:42 PM

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Bosa 05-04-2019 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22463879)
OP I got another funny one....



'Bill Barr Is So Far Up Trump’s Ass He Bumped Into Hannity’

Bill Maher



Fucked up huh? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://i.redd.it/nz6pw33o07w21.jpg

Spunky 05-04-2019 10:02 PM

Why is Mr Pheer such a homo?


Because he loves the Mandingo cock

Spunky 05-04-2019 10:53 PM

What does Mr Pheer say when he squeals like a piglet ?
Give me more of that Mandingo cock!

lovebitch 05-05-2019 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22463551)

This one is going to trigger whole youtube community :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 05-05-2019 12:59 AM

How do you circumcise a backwoods redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin!

Tjeezers 05-06-2019 02:35 AM

this thread was awesome till the moment these Trump and Political Idiots had to highjack it again, they will not allow us to have some fun, they need to force themselves in every thread, pure pathetic.

brassmonkey 05-06-2019 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers_Brokerbabe (Post 22464558)
this thread was awesome till the moment these Trump and Political Idiots had to highjack it again, they will not allow us to have some fun, they need to force themselves in every thread, pure pathetic.

saw another racist one :helpme:helpme on the racist place
what do you get when you mix a mexican with a white?
















a wet cracker :Oh crap

CurrentlySober 05-06-2019 03:09 AM

Man calls up his boss and says - I'm not coming in today boss, I'm sick'

Being known for tardiness, the boss asks him 'Sick?' Yeah I'm sick replies the guy'...

OK says the boss Just Exactly HOW sick are you?'

Guy replies 'Well, I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter and I'm fucking her up the ass. I'm having such a good time, I ain't coming into work! That sick enough for yah?'

brassmonkey 05-06-2019 03:43 AM

:party-smi:party-smi:party-smi
Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22464570)
Man calls up his boss and says - I'm not coming in today boss, I'm sick'

Being known for tardiness, the boss asks him 'Sick?' Yeah I'm sick replies the guy'...

OK says the boss Just Exactly HOW sick are you?'

Guy replies 'Well, I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter and I'm fucking her up the ass. I'm having such a good time, I ain't coming into work! That sick enough for yah?'


escorpio 05-06-2019 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers_Brokerbabe (Post 22464558)
this thread was awesome till the moment these Trump and Political Idiots had to highjack it again, they will not allow us to have some fun, they need to force themselves in every thread, pure pathetic.

They're mentally ill. TDS is real.

escorpio 05-06-2019 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22464570)
Man calls up his boss and says - I'm not coming in today boss, I'm sick'

Being known for tardiness, the boss asks him 'Sick?' Yeah I'm sick replies the guy'...

OK says the boss Just Exactly HOW sick are you?'

Guy replies 'Well, I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter and I'm fucking her up the ass. I'm having such a good time, I ain't coming into work! That sick enough for yah?'

Winner!!

escorpio 05-21-2019 08:35 AM

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?







Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him..


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