Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22579393)

No longer fits in a cockpit.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nFYCtjIORS...l_Kilmer10.jpg

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22579496)

The US movie for girls:

https://img.cinemablend.com/filter:s...5f3.jpg?mw=600

The reality in Russia:





:pimp

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22579840)

This isn't true at all. Only one country has ever used "nukes", and cruise missiles don't get the job done. You still need boots on the ground, and for that you need air superiority... So, aircraft carriers it is.

How is that working out for you guys?

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22579517)

Yes yes, you Russians with your delusions. We're all aware.

Anyone can sink a defenseless carrier all alone on the ocean. They are never all alone or defenseless though, are they? Put three cruisers, two destroyers, it's patrol aircraft, and it's usual array of underwater escorts and see if a cruise missile can get close.

The real world does not operate like a propaganda video :)

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22579521)

Well that's good for you, cause you guys blow up your own submarines and sink your carriers even in a dry dock.

I don't think we have much to worry about with Russian technology. A kid in a suicide vest can do more damage.

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22579530)

One time a guy wanted to buy a rocket. He went to Russia. They offered them $3 million for their old worn out shit. They made fun of him, said the price was $20 million and suggested that he cant afford rockets and going to space.

He came home and built his own rockets, launches our satellites along with his own, has already docked with ISS, and is in the process of replacing you guys and then pushing on to Mars.

Thanks to Russia for motivating the kind of guy that will do it just to prove you arrogant bastards wrong, and then push on ever further.

Originally Posted by lock (Post 22579600)

Top Gun put me off Tom Cruise movies for years really thought it was so cheesy.

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22579967)

Sigh.

https://media.makeameme.org/created/...his-dqti4u.jpg

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22579613)

maybe because you are not a little girl? You know that every movie has its own audience. Top Gun was made for 12-13 year girls. Actually this is the most money-making group. The girls of that age will drain their parent pockets to pay for a ticket on Top Gun, Justin Bieber and other shit like that. I see that Rochard is an established member of their club ;)

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22579908)

The aircraft carriers do not work today at all. Maybe somewhere in Africa... It's a 21th century. Do you know that the most faster and most larger aircraft bombers on planet Earth... are not bombers? They have no bombs at all. They are cruise missile launchers. They don't need to fly over the USA to burn out NYC or LA. They must be 1000 kilometers away to do their job. White Swan is the faster and the larger aircraft bomber made by humans and it does not carry any bombs...



The most faster, most larger most unique aircraft bomber on planet Earth use nuclear cruise missiles to attack from a long distance.

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 22579942)

95% of your nations spending is on its military budget and and embezzlement by your oligarchy who run your nation yet its military size and spending is dwarfed by the US. This isn't speculation, this isn't one being better than the other, its' just a fact.

Your nation has the same moves when it comes to military strategy, Provoke, flex and then hide behind the face of your nukes and it's tiresome. Nobody is nuking anyone, it's an idiotic statement to even feint a chance at because any slight move by any nation would result in obliteration of the instigator. blowing up the planet is not a military strategy it's an empty threat by a failing leader no matter who is doing it. You have china behind you? not if you do that... they would turn on you fast because they aren't going to risk a retaliation of that magnitude, then what? you nuke them too? At what point would your own military turn on its leaders instead? Just for a matter of survival. What would you be saying at that point? You'd be redrafted, because you don't have the manpower for such a war either...

There are plenty of solid army's out there in the world, yours being one of them, but there are no shortage of small dick morons running nations though, maybe we should side more with the soldiers and the people instead of what the leaders are trying to tell us and we can all stop flexing and acting like fucking cavemen....

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22580096)

Top Gun was made for little girls so I'm a bit surprised when an old man is being excited about it. As about the communist Russia, so everything was working there. Soviets were the first ones in space, on the Moon etc. Today it's fucked up. Nothing was made here during the last 20 years of Putin. Everything stolen and destroyed. Some things that we have are still working because they were developed 50-70 years ago in Soviet Russia.

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22580129)

you are so very very wrong to think that we want to live under western oppression...you do not understand how far we are willing to go to be free from western shits...you westerners just dont get it...you just do not understand...

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22580224)

the only people profiting form our shared mistrust is politicians. if you live here in the US you would be happy, if I lived in Russian, maybe not.

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22580484)

I wouldn't say that. You are an American and you feel good in your country which is absolutely normal thing. I'm a Russian and I definitely would never live in the USA. I've been there and I don't like your country because I consider it uncomfortable for many reasons (that's my personal opinion). Have you been to Russia BTW? I (personally) know Americans who visited Moscow and decided to stay here for life. The picture you see in the movies and TV is very different to that you see with your own eyes in reality. This is true for both countries - yours and mine.

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22580532)

Too cold, not enough showers, no deodorant

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22580224)

the only people profiting form our shared mistrust is politicians. if you live here in the US you would be happy, if I lived in Russian, maybe not. :2 cents:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22579517)

Yes yes, you Russians with your delusions. We're all aware.

Anyone can sink a defenseless carrier all alone on the ocean. They are never all alone or defenseless though, are they? Put three cruisers, two destroyers, it's patrol aircraft, and it's usual array of underwater escorts and see if a cruise missile can get close.

The real world does not operate like a propaganda video :)

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22582139)

Yeah we have bombers and fighters too. Crazy shit huh?

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22582140)

Yeah, you have, Not so fast and no so big to hold enough missiles. Crazy shit huh... You Americans are always second. Do you understand that? You are always second. In everything.

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22582125)

This is not some staged Terminator movie. This is how Soviet Russian technology works. These are not Tom Cruse videos from a Hollywood videos. These are real ones. Can you show me an American pilot doing something like this?

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 22582146)

Yes, we get it Ivan... "Russia is best"

This guy has I guess the gfy Russian version of small penis syndrome...

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22582157)

I cannot show you a single video of American pilots doing anything like your Su-27.

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22582187)

Video is from the Ukraine! SO WHAT? Russian plane, Russian pilots.

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22582188)

My little fiend. It is not a Russian plane. It is a Soviet plane which is a huge difference. And the pilot was a citizen of the Ukraine. Do you know how many Arabian pilots have died when they tried to fly Soviet war planes? They have died because they just passed out during exercises. Sounds funny but it's the truth. When a plane rotates in the sky to seek a target, the pilot feels about 10G (sometimes even 20G). This is a serious thing and he must be trained for that.

And two US shuttles have killed all their crews. Is it a reason to laugh at? Are you idiot? The people have died becaus4e Americans have no life saving systems. All the US space program by made by German Nazis and all your "astronauts" were used like animals, because Wernher von Braun din't give a flying fuck about your lives.

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22582213)

So when the Su-27 does some neat shit because it has vectored thrust (so does our F-22 and F-35) it's a Russian plane... but when it crashes, it's a Soviet plane

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22582213)

Flying through space is dangerous. Just ask Vladimir Komarov.

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22582161)

I have never measured my penis. Do you believe that? I really have no idea about its size.

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 22582220)

No, I do not believe that.

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22581896)

I know it - you stinks, you have problems with clear water in LA, your women don't shave and they are fat and stink too. Have you been to Russia?

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22582213)

So when the Su-27 does some neat shit because it has vectored thrust (so does our F-22 and F-35) it's a Russian plane... but when it crashes, it's a Soviet plane :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2 Space Shuttle crews died, yes. Flying through space is dangerous. Just ask Vladimir Komarov. You Russians beat us again by having the first fatality in space.

You've also got us beat by killing 160 people on a launch pad.

You're a funny guy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Here man, I'll say it just to fucking stop talking to you
"Russia is best!" - I'm just not sure that's a good thing

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22582014)

Nobody wants to live in the USA...only desperate people...

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22581896)

I know it - you stinks, you have problems with clear water in LA, your women don't shave and they are fat and stink too. Have you been to Russia?

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22582640)

I had to stop going to my gym when the Russians started coming. they smell so bad

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22582712)

do you think ISIS has its own version of a movie like this that glorifies violence against others and romanticizes the murder apparatus? like "top bomb" or whatever?

Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 22582802)

Why is CyberSEO so hellbent on showing GFYer's that Russia's military is superior?