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escorpio 03-02-2021 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22828594)
All right, this one time. I'm going to tell you all the big cock secret. This is the real deal and it works every time. This is my go-to for when my wife and I hit the sex club. There are two ingredients: Trimix and a penis pump. If you don't know what Trimix is, google it my dudes. You'll find it in Wikipedia. First you are going to put your cock in the penis pump and get it nice and pumped up, kind of like a warm-up thing. It's not important that it stays hard, just that it expands and relaxes the tissue. After a period of time, take that dick out, and using a diabetic needle, inject about .5 ml of Trimix. Google for a demo. Now massage your penis to distribute the Trimix and immediately return that puppy to the penis pump and pump it up. It takes about 10 - 15 minutes for the Trimix to harden up your cock. Meanwhile, you are pumping that monster up like Godzilla and when it hardens up it hardens up big! And it's going to stay hard for 3 - 4 hours and I mean rock hard. You can cum and still be able to hang a wet beach towel on it. You need to kill the beast after 4 hours with sudefed or end up in the ER. The bitches are going to love your ass stud.

Hard pass. No pun intended.

The Porn Nerd 03-02-2021 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22828594)
All right, this one time. I'm going to tell you all the big cock secret. This is the real deal and it works every time. This is my go-to for when my wife and I hit the sex club. There are two ingredients: Trimix and a penis pump. If you don't know what Trimix is, google it my dudes. You'll find it in Wikipedia. First you are going to put your cock in the penis pump and get it nice and pumped up, kind of like a warm-up thing. It's not important that it stays hard, just that it expands and relaxes the tissue. After a period of time, take that dick out, and using a diabetic needle, inject about .5 ml of Trimix. Google for a demo. Now massage your penis to distribute the Trimix and immediately return that puppy to the penis pump and pump it up. It takes about 10 - 15 minutes for the Trimix to harden up your cock. Meanwhile, you are pumping that monster up like Godzilla and when it hardens up it hardens up big! And it's going to stay hard for 3 - 4 hours and I mean rock hard. You can cum and still be able to hang a wet beach towel on it. You need to kill the beast after 4 hours with sudefed or end up in the ER. The bitches are going to love your ass stud.

TMI doesn't even begin to cover it dude. :helpme

Ferus 03-03-2021 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22828594)
All right, this one time. I'm going to tell you all the big cock secret. This is the real deal and it works every time. This is my go-to for when my wife and I hit the sex club. There are two ingredients: Trimix and a penis pump. If you don't know what Trimix is, google it my dudes. You'll find it in Wikipedia. First you are going to put your cock in the penis pump and get it nice and pumped up, kind of like a warm-up thing. It's not important that it stays hard, just that it expands and relaxes the tissue. After a period of time, take that dick out, and using a diabetic needle, inject about .5 ml of Trimix. Google for a demo. Now massage your penis to distribute the Trimix and immediately return that puppy to the penis pump and pump it up. It takes about 10 - 15 minutes for the Trimix to harden up your cock. Meanwhile, you are pumping that monster up like Godzilla and when it hardens up it hardens up big! And it's going to stay hard for 3 - 4 hours and I mean rock hard. You can cum and still be able to hang a wet beach towel on it. You need to kill the beast after 4 hours with sudefed or end up in the ER. The bitches are going to love your ass stud.


https://i.ibb.co/ftNvz6N/absolutely-disgusting.jpg

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 03-03-2021 02:54 AM

Fun couple

And some posts are legendary :1orglaugh

PornDiscounts-V 03-03-2021 03:05 AM

Hmmph...

_Richard_ 03-03-2021 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22828594)
All right, this one time. I'm going to tell you all the big cock secret. This is the real deal and it works every time. This is my go-to for when my wife and I hit the sex club. There are two ingredients: Trimix and a penis pump. If you don't know what Trimix is, google it my dudes. You'll find it in Wikipedia. First you are going to put your cock in the penis pump and get it nice and pumped up, kind of like a warm-up thing. It's not important that it stays hard, just that it expands and relaxes the tissue. After a period of time, take that dick out, and using a diabetic needle, inject about .5 ml of Trimix. Google for a demo. Now massage your penis to distribute the Trimix and immediately return that puppy to the penis pump and pump it up. It takes about 10 - 15 minutes for the Trimix to harden up your cock. Meanwhile, you are pumping that monster up like Godzilla and when it hardens up it hardens up big! And it's going to stay hard for 3 - 4 hours and I mean rock hard. You can cum and still be able to hang a wet beach towel on it. You need to kill the beast after 4 hours with sudefed or end up in the ER. The bitches are going to love your ass stud.

https://media.tenor.com/images/acd2e...92bd/tenor.gif

AmeliaG 03-03-2021 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22828594)
All right, this one time. I'm going to tell you all the big cock secret. This is the real deal and it works every time. This is my go-to for when my wife and I hit the sex club. There are two ingredients: Trimix and a penis pump. If you don't know what Trimix is, google it my dudes. You'll find it in Wikipedia. First you are going to put your cock in the penis pump and get it nice and pumped up, kind of like a warm-up thing. It's not important that it stays hard, just that it expands and relaxes the tissue. After a period of time, take that dick out, and using a diabetic needle, inject about .5 ml of Trimix. Google for a demo. Now massage your penis to distribute the Trimix and immediately return that puppy to the penis pump and pump it up. It takes about 10 - 15 minutes for the Trimix to harden up your cock. Meanwhile, you are pumping that monster up like Godzilla and when it hardens up it hardens up big! And it's going to stay hard for 3 - 4 hours and I mean rock hard. You can cum and still be able to hang a wet beach towel on it. You need to kill the beast after 4 hours with sudefed or end up in the ER. The bitches are going to love your ass stud.

Off topic, but how does that impact sensation? Do you feel more or less or different? Easier or more difficult to come? What is the hangover like?

Probably some folks are groaning at me wanting more TMI, but I have a cyberpunk fascination with being able to make our bodies do as we wish.

RyuLion 03-03-2021 11:19 AM

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what "we" think, it's the bottom line that matters. If it's converting $$$..nuf said.

JesseQuinn 03-03-2021 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22828594)
...

I now know a disturbing amount of information about Robbie and Ruff's dicks. thanks for uh...sharing :upsidedow

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 22828660)
Off topic, but how does that impact sensation?

curious about this as well. I'd guess sensations would be heightened by there being more blood engorgement but yeah..Ima stop thinking about internet dicks now while we wait for reply from the expert :1orglaugh


no way I'd ever let a needle near my lady parts though, far too important

fuzebox 03-03-2021 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22828757)
At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what "we" think, it's the bottom line that matters. If it's converting $$$..nuf said.

I thought we were talking about a GFY member who a lot of us know personally who seems to have developed a serious medical problem :helpme

ruff 03-03-2021 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 22828660)
Off topic, but how does that impact sensation? Do you feel more or less or different? Easier or more difficult to come? What is the hangover like?

Probably some folks are groaning at me wanting more TMI, but I have a cyberpunk fascination with being able to make our bodies do as we wish.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22828762)
I now know a disturbing amount of information about Robbie and Ruff's dicks. thanks for uh...sharing :upsidedow

curious about this as well. I'd guess sensations would be heightened by there being more blood engorgement but yeah..Ima stop thinking about internet dicks now while we wait for reply from the expert :1orglaugh

My wife used to work at a Men's Clinic specializing in ED therapy. It's funny, but Viagra started out being marketed to seniors, but more money was made selling to young men. Trimix is just another means to a hard end. There is no difference in sensation and it's not more difficult to cum. It just doesn't go down after ejaculation. With specific dosing, you can actually time out the erection from 45 min to max 4 hours. It basically gives a man that 18 year old stiffy he thought he would have forever. Without a penis pump, you get a normal erection, fucking around with the pump and you get a pornstar dick. No big deal, just something different. Men think about their cocks 24 hours a day forever.

The reactions in this thread suggest there are a few too many guys here wearing flannel shirts! Maybe being a lumberjack is okay. Every single guy on earth is playing with his dick constantly. If he says bullshit, he's a fucking liar. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ferus 03-03-2021 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22828757)
At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what "we" think, it's the bottom line that matters. If it's converting $$$..nuf said.

I honestly rate personal mental and physical health much higher than the bottom line.

Ferus 03-03-2021 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22828767)
Every single guy on earth is playing with his dick constantly. If he says bullshit, he's a fucking liar. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Both my wife and I like to play with my dick, but no way in hell would I inject stuff into it, and watching Robbi's result dont exactly change my mind

mechanicvirus 03-03-2021 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 22828766)
I thought we were talking about a GFY member who a lot of us know personally who seems to have developed a serious medical problem :helpme

We are but in typical GFY fashion hyper capitalism takes over.

LeRoy 03-03-2021 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22828757)
At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what "we" think, it's the bottom line that matters. If it's converting $$$..nuf said.

I'm with you on that one @Ryulion but damn that looks painful. Gotta give it up for Robbie on this one :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 03-03-2021 08:57 PM

Has anyone seen it in person?
This may all be CGI hype by the master promoter himself, Robbie.

I also now want to see Ruff's pumped up pornstar prick!
I'm betting it looks like his avatar.

Speigelau 03-03-2021 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22828602)
So what niche would this be called?

Silicone Cock Sex

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...lC2bQ&usqp=CAU

ruff 03-04-2021 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22828931)
I also now want to see Ruff's pumped up pornstar prick!
I'm betting it looks like his avatar.

Pictures are coming just as soon as I receive my new Nikon wide-angle lens!

uno 03-04-2021 11:03 AM

Yeah, you lost me at injection.

Scott McD 03-04-2021 11:25 AM

I thought i was fucked in the head for taking tan injections for years...

JesseQuinn 03-04-2021 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 22829173)
I thought i was fucked in the head for taking tan injections for years...

nah. you're fucked in the head for living in Scotland

https://i.imgur.com/IjYV7Hp.jpg

Scott McD 03-04-2021 11:45 AM

I used to think living in Scotland was shite.

Watching CNN the past year has made me think "nah it's not so bad afterall"...

JesseQuinn 03-04-2021 11:58 AM



I love this movie so hard

but yeah, you do have a beautiful country

back on topic, this thread needs more penis

The Porn Nerd 03-04-2021 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22829200)


I love this movie so hard

but yeah, you do have a beautiful country

back on topic, this thread needs more penis

Cam't the same be said for:

The Irish
Indians
Mexicans
People from New Jersey
Mew Zealanders
Australians
Texans
People from Wales?

Just sayin'. :)

I like Scotland! Their babes have big hooters and crazy curly hair.

CaptainHowdy 03-04-2021 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22829232)
Their babes have big hooters and crazy curly hair.

That piqued my interest . . . much more than decades old whisky.

AmeliaG 03-07-2021 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22828767)
My wife used to work at a Men's Clinic specializing in ED therapy. It's funny, but Viagra started out being marketed to seniors, but more money was made selling to young men. Trimix is just another means to a hard end. There is no difference in sensation and it's not more difficult to cum. It just doesn't go down after ejaculation. With specific dosing, you can actually time out the erection from 45 min to max 4 hours. It basically gives a man that 18 year old stiffy he thought he would have forever. Without a penis pump, you get a normal erection, fucking around with the pump and you get a pornstar dick. No big deal, just something different. Men think about their cocks 24 hours a day forever.

The reactions in this thread suggest there are a few too many guys here wearing flannel shirts! Maybe being a lumberjack is okay. Every single guy on earth is playing with his dick constantly. If he says bullshit, he's a fucking liar. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/01...age01_800x.jpg

TaiGhost 03-07-2021 11:07 AM

Looks painful. Reminds me of Jim Morrison shooting coke and heroin into his junk. Ouch.

The Porn Nerd 03-07-2021 11:14 AM

Still no word from the man himself?
C'mon Robbie! Explain that junk!! LOL

Kittens 03-08-2021 01:13 PM

What in the actual FUCK.

Speigelau 03-08-2021 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22830202)
Still no word from the man himself?
C'mon Robbie! Explain that junk!! LOL

Between Claudia's new mega balloons and Robbie's cock, I'm not sure who got more silicone injected.

notime 03-09-2021 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speigelau (Post 22830583)
Between Claudia's new mega balloons and Robbie's cock, I'm not sure who got more silicone injected.

Fake fuckery shit is so 1984's..

ruff 03-09-2021 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 22831052)
Fake fuckery shit is so 1984's..

Where have you been? Fake fuckery is so 2021 and onward!

CaptainHowdy 03-10-2021 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22831076)
Where have you been? Fake fuckery is so 2021 and onward!

:2 cents: . . .

notime 03-10-2021 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22831248)
:2 cents: . . .

I hate to be informed afterwards :2 cents:

Nicky 03-11-2021 02:34 AM

I think I'll stick to taking a cialis when I'm drunk LUL

CurrentlySober 03-11-2021 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22830202)
Still no word from the man himself?
C'mon Robbie! Explain that junk!! LOL

He Wont... :2 cents:

face it. When you have a cock and balls that are that size? You dont explain yourself to anyone.

ruff 03-11-2021 07:38 AM

I think we're talking about saline injections for Robbie's cock and balls rather than silicone. Silicone would be permanent, saline is harmless and absorbed by the body. Either way he's attracted a lot of interest here.

CaptainHowdy 03-11-2021 07:40 AM

Overall, someone's fapping to that somewhere right now.

Speigelau 03-11-2021 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22831698)
I think we're talking about saline injections for Robbie's cock and balls rather than silicone. Silicone would be permanent, saline is harmless and absorbed by the body. Either way he's attracted a lot of interest here.

I don't think saline does the trick. They even reference Robbie's cock as silicone in their video titles. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f93508d1c629

Evil Chris 03-11-2021 10:52 AM

hahahaha.... I love it. Robbie and Claudia Marie are LEGEND. :1orglaugh:thumbsup


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