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50 crypto billionaires.

Tell him if he has not got a 10 inch cock to keep my daughter happy fuck off.

ill lockhim up in the cave and ask him to transfer 1 000 etherums to my wallet as ransom before i let him out again. im sure my daughter would understand.

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22894994)

From an early age I sarted explaining to my daughter that "all boys have cooties". It seems to have worked. She has little interest in dating.

..or boys.

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22894994)

From an early age I sarted explaining to my daughter that "all boys have cooties". It seems to have worked. She has little interest in dating.

that's not necessarily very healthy for her...

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Originally Posted by Klen (Post 22895047)

You should of know how having a lot of money is attractive factor for most of the woman no matter how hard someone might try to deny it :1orglaugh

Now this is actually a fairly natural thing. I don't think it's right to date someone repulsive to get his money, but how morally sound is it for a girl to "fall in love head over heels" and marry someone who can't provide for a family, simultaneously leaving her future kids in poverty, or without a mom there as she'd need to work her ass off for them to survive and be out of the house most of the time? Neither of those sound very good, right? Isn't lady #2 selfish in choosing love over providing stability for the family she wants to create?

Natural selection has switched the idea of what's a good mate from someone strong and able to win in fights to someone capable of providing well for a family - and the woman who factors money into the equation of love isn't a golddigger - she's just being smart about what kind of life her kids will have, IMO.

Looks like a normal kid with a little acne.

I would start by asking ulterior questions to see how smart the little fuck is. And if I didn't like the answers he would leave with a massive boot bruise on his scrawny little ass.

I posted this to Facebook where most of my friends/family aren't too tech savvy and the results were hilarious. Needless to say, the uninformed, fake tough guys and those with crappy jobs weren't amused. Baiting people on FB is WAYYY too easy. I was always afraid of the new hobbies I would develop if I quit drinking and had to get my kicks in other ways besides antagonizing drunks in bars.

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Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22893549)

Look at the guy's face cause he's already showing signs of a heroine addiction.

If he doesn't beat it then it won't be long before he starts looking like this

https://i.imgur.com/VMN72AG.jpg

Creeps everywhere

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Originally Posted by Tasty1 (Post 22893588)

I would hide all condoms.

That's a great answer!

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 22899508)

There's two sides to this. If the guy KNOWS she's a gold digger and accepts that situation, that he is effectively paying for a companion/fuck-toy, then it's fine. If the guy is oblivious and thinks that she loves him, that's another story.

This is true, but it's not black and white either.

A lot of 'gold diggers' are attracted to rich men, but that doesn't mean they (some) can't genuinely love them.

Just like many men are attracted to 20 year old women with big breasts, and they can still quite easily fall in love with those women.