I will bring my Coinbase wallet and give him my ETH QR code.
"Can you transfer 500 ETH please, my daughter is yours."

This is what peak human performance looks like.

There's two sides to this. If the guy KNOWS she's a gold digger and accepts that situation, that he is effectively paying for a companion/fuck-toy, then it's fine. If the guy is oblivious and thinks that she loves him, that's another story.

Well yes, that is why there is sugar daddy dating industry, where you know exactly what you get.

Congratulations, you made a lesbian :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How old is my daughter?

15? I fill him and dump the body in the desert.
45? I wish her well.

What about 18-25?

$5 wrench attack

He's probably a really nice guy, don't be so shallow! :error

50 crypto billionaires.

Tell him if he has not got a 10 inch cock to keep my daughter happy fuck off.

ill lockhim up in the cave and ask him to transfer 1 000 etherums to my wallet as ransom before i let him out again. im sure my daughter would understand.

..or boys.

that's not necessarily very healthy for her...

Now this is actually a fairly natural thing. I don't think it's right to date someone repulsive to get his money, but how morally sound is it for a girl to "fall in love head over heels" and marry someone who can't provide for a family, simultaneously leaving her future kids in poverty, or without a mom there as she'd need to work her ass off for them to survive and be out of the house most of the time? Neither of those sound very good, right? Isn't lady #2 selfish in choosing love over providing stability for the family she wants to create?

Natural selection has switched the idea of what's a good mate from someone strong and able to win in fights to someone capable of providing well for a family - and the woman who factors money into the equation of love isn't a golddigger - she's just being smart about what kind of life her kids will have, IMO.

Looks like a normal kid with a little acne.

I would start by asking ulterior questions to see how smart the little fuck is. And if I didn't like the answers he would leave with a massive boot bruise on his scrawny little ass.

I posted this to Facebook where most of my friends/family aren't too tech savvy and the results were hilarious. Needless to say, the uninformed, fake tough guys and those with crappy jobs weren't amused. Baiting people on FB is WAYYY too easy. I was always afraid of the new hobbies I would develop if I quit drinking and had to get my kicks in other ways besides antagonizing drunks in bars.

Creeps everywhere

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That's a great answer!

This is true, but it's not black and white either.

A lot of 'gold diggers' are attracted to rich men, but that doesn't mean they (some) can't genuinely love them.

Just like many men are attracted to 20 year old women with big breasts, and they can still quite easily fall in love with those women.