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sarettah 01-12-2022 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helix (Post 22952877)
lol....you aren't senile. Maybe a tad bit crotchety but not senile.

Crotchety??? Really !!!!! Crochety?????

I'll show you crochety you young whipper snapper. Just come into my yard one more time and I'll show you crochety.

And don't even think that you are getting that ball back.

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Speigelau 01-13-2022 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22953049)
Crotchety??? Really !!!!! Crochety?????

I'll show you crochety you young whipper snapper. Just come into my yard one more time and I'll show you crochety.

And don't even think that you are getting that ball back.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JustBiz 01-13-2022 03:59 AM

https://y.yarn.co/37e907e1-dc73-4936...d4201_text.gif

SpicyM 01-13-2022 05:43 AM

Didn't he boast about being a millionaire thanks to success with his blog network a few years ago and then looked for a job? I would be suspicious the moment I see such a story.

Successful people don't spend their time on boards talking about their achievements, scammers do.

:2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 01-13-2022 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBiz (Post 22953416)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

sarettah 01-13-2022 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 22953440)
Didn't he boast about being a millionaire thanks to success with his blog network a few years ago and then looked for a job? I would be suspicious the moment I see such a story.

Successful people don't spend their time on boards talking about their achievements, scammers do.

:2 cents:


I was not really aware of him here very much. I knew him from other places. I did find this the other day at another place, it was in a thread where someone lauded his php skills and someone questioned them:

Quote:

Originally Posted by colmike7
I have done so much in this industry and I back up what I say every fucking time. I also never just tell people "Hey, I'm smart"..

I've made about 800k in sales since I started doing this.
I'm on ASE's advisory board for mainstream CPAs.
I'm certified to tutor in 24 programming languages.
Many companies have flown me around the world. Free everything.
I've helped turn a couple of people into multi-millionaires.
Every single time I post anything technical, I back up what I say with examples.
I ran the entire tech support for TM/DF by myself with no problems.
Graduated with a 4.2
many more

Now, this doesn't just happen because I tell people that I'm smart, and I didn't even touch my robotics background or what I did at Apple....

So, with that many qualifications you would think he would be rolling in cash.

I personally would like to know who certifies someone as a tutor in a programming language, much less 24 different languages.

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blackmonsters 01-13-2022 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colmike7
I have done so much in this industry and I back up what I say every fucking time. I also never just tell people "Hey, I'm smart"..

I've made about 800k in sales since I started doing this.
I'm on ASE's advisory board for mainstream CPAs.
I'm certified to tutor in 24 programming languages.
Many companies have flown me around the world. Free everything.
I've helped turn a couple of people into multi-millionaires.
Every single time I post anything technical, I back up what I say with examples.
I ran the entire tech support for TM/DF by myself with no problems.
Graduated with a 4.2
many more

Now, this doesn't just happen because I tell people that I'm smart, and I didn't even touch my robotics background or what I did at Apple....
:helpme:helpme:helpme

:1orglaugh

fuzebox 01-13-2022 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colmike7
I have done so much in this industry and I back up what I say every fucking time. I also never just tell people "Hey, I'm smart"..

I've made about 800k in sales since I started doing this.
I'm on ASE's advisory board for mainstream CPAs.
I'm certified to tutor in 24 programming languages.
Many companies have flown me around the world. Free everything.
I've helped turn a couple of people into multi-millionaires.
Every single time I post anything technical, I back up what I say with examples.
I ran the entire tech support for TM/DF by myself with no problems.
Graduated with a 4.2
many more

Now, this doesn't just happen because I tell people that I'm smart, and I didn't even touch my robotics background or what I did at Apple....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What a fucking clown.

JesseQuinn 01-13-2022 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JustBiz (Post 22953416)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Sarettah is the sweetest conch ceviche with a side of fresh diced mango

carry on =)

edited to add:

Quote:

Originally Posted by plsureking (Post 22952404)
i'll tell u one thing this thread made really fucking clear - you are nicer than me!

I did a pretty extensive coding project with S a couple years back (he did a phenomenal job). at the time I was going through some bad personal stuff and he and his wife gave me so much free therapy, just talking to me and giving me so much positive encouragement. I don't even know if they know how much they helped me

def one of the nicest peeps I know, deserves to be treated better than what is being described here

@ColMike, step up and do what is right

sarettah 01-13-2022 11:32 AM

Thanks Jesse.

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MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-13-2022 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22952386)
Sorry to hear that. I had a similar where I recommended him for a wordpress gig asnd pretty much the same outcome.

Really sucked for me as I ended up having to play project manager in order to get work out of him, a role I did not want to be in.

Sucks for him too because the client is really good to work for. When he told them what he was going to charge they told him he was way low and at least doubled up the amount and then, if I remember right, gave him some up front.

I don't know if he ever finished the project or not. I do know that he went way past the deadline that he had agreed to.

That was the last business I passed his way.

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I'm not entirely sure, but I do think you are referring to me.

It sucked for sure. Big lesson learned.

sarettah 01-13-2022 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22953638)
I'm not entirely sure, but I do think you are referring to me.

It sucked for sure. Big lesson learned.

Yep. I wasn't going to mention who. Privileged info as far as I m concerned. It sucked, yes.

JustBiz 01-13-2022 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22953526)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Sarettah is the sweetest conch ceviche with a side of fresh diced mango

carry on =)

Seems so. :=)

Anybody reading the thread can see it seems to be about money while actually
being very little about it at all.

Meh ... Karma often has a way of helping even these things out. Anyone who sarettah didn't have a good rep with (if they exist) upped it reading the thread. Should pay back the good turns many times over, not just in money, over the long haul.

I avoid it in business, but lots of us got people we lent/lend money knowing they'll probably never pay it back. I've had/got a few. Only one of them thought they were getting one over on me. They weren't. I knew they had no intention of ever paying me back from the start. But I had my own reasons to throw them a float.

I'm pretty sure the others meant/mean every word about paying stuff back, even if I knew/know they almost certainly never will. Makes them feel better when they already feel bad about having to borrow. So why take that away?

But personal stuff is different. In the business/collegial context of this thread, only one person is clearly taking the piss in very large, repeated scoops ...

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-13-2022 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22953656)
Yep. I wasn't going to mention who. Privileged info as far as I m concerned. It sucked, yes.

I appreciate that.

I'm grateful my regular programmer decided to do it for me. I was really heartbroken that it wasn't accomplished with Mike in the time frame I was expecting. The money I paid is gone, I'd never really expected to get it back.

I think he might have some good talent, but, my experience was not good, unfortunately.

JesseQuinn 01-13-2022 10:55 PM

this whole thread is disgraceful

@ColMike fucking over one of the coolest dudes here then bragging bout spending all your cash on yo cuz debts aren't important. OHL is sadly right.

sorry my mate, know you do come up out smelling like lilacs. people who don't pay debts have a whiw of latrine to them. very sorry this happened

much love, gonna come by your place to retrieve my ball, being all American please don't shoot me =)

such fuckery all of this though

bean-aid 01-13-2022 10:59 PM

why is sara always trying to hop on the make me growl train?

bean-aid 01-13-2022 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22953822)
this whole thread is disgraceful

@ColMike fucking over one of the coolest dudes here then bragging bout spending all your cash on yo cuz debts aren't important. OHL is sadly right.

sorry my mate, know you do come up out smelling like lilacs. people who don't pay debts have a whiw of latrine to them. very sorry this happened

much love, gonna come by your place to retrieve my ball, being all American please don't shoot me =)

such fuckery all of this though

holy shit.. I thought you died of vax?

JesseQuinn 01-13-2022 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 22953824)
holy shit.. I thought you died of vax?

huh? that's an odd assumption. I might have something called a life

bean-aid 01-13-2022 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22953827)
huh? that's an odd assumption. I might have something called a life

so you ask for my daughter's digits and then claim you have a life? I call bullshit...

JesseQuinn 01-13-2022 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 22953829)
so you ask for my daughter's digits and then claim you have a life? I call bullshit...

cute boy, whatever

I actually did spend 5 days in hospital, just got out yesterday. had a bad seizure and fell into a very sharp metal shoe rack. was pretty banged up. I'm fine though, and def not caused by a vaxx I got months ago

pretty sure this thread is supposed to be about S but since you brought it up is your daughter hot and how old is she?

bean-aid 01-13-2022 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22953833)
cute boy, whatever

I actually did spend 5 days in hospital, just got out yesterday. had a bad seizure and fell into a very sharp metal shoe rack. I'm fine though, and def not caused by a vaxx I got months ago

is your daughter hot and how old is she?

the reason you fell into shock is because your immune system is shot, and the vax caused "super shock". I'm sure spending 5 days in hospital is normal in libbie world though.

I don't talk to my daughter... she's not nice and her predators should die a horrible death

JesseQuinn 01-14-2022 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 22953835)
the reason you fell into shock is because your immune system is shot, and the vax caused "super shock". I'm sure spending 5 days in hospital is normal in libbie world though.

I don't talk to my daughter... she's not nice and her predators should die a horrible death

I started having seizures when i was 18, I'm 43 now, long before covid you paranoid freak. maybe get one every year or two. I just bashed my head in with this one. you don't talk to your daughter? that is really sad. can't imagine what life would be life without my dad in it. whatever floats your boat I guess =(

you can deal with your own issues on your own thread maybe? this is about our boy S

Zuzana Designs 01-14-2022 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22953821)
I appreciate that.

I'm grateful my regular programmer decided to do it for me. I was really heartbroken that it wasn't accomplished with Mike in the time frame I was expecting. The money I paid is gone, I'd never really expected to get it back.

I think he might have some good talent, but, my experience was not good, unfortunately.

It made me sad to see someone so nice get ripped off :( Glad to hear you got the site up and running!

JesseQuinn 01-14-2022 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 22953902)
It made me sad to see someone so nice get ripped off :( Glad to hear you got the site up and running!

I think that's called Grrrolw power :upsidedow

you got got fucked over as well? damn shame to see someone lose there rep like this but tis what it is I suppose

MMG and S , two very solid industry professionals, will always come out on top :pimp

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-14-2022 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 22953902)
It made me sad to see someone so nice get ripped off :( Glad to hear you got the site up and running!

I had never been so happy to have Christmas come!

You did some amazing work and I'm so excited to finally show it off. =) :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22953908)
I think that's called Grrrolw power :upsidedow

you got got fucked over as well? damn shame to see someone lose there rep like this but tis what it is I suppose

MMG and S , two very solid industry professionals, will always come out on top :pimp

Thanks Jesse =) I think you're pretty badass yourself.

fuzebox 01-15-2022 02:33 PM

I wonder how Colmike is paying his bills this month?

JesseQuinn 01-15-2022 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 22954419)
I wonder how Colmike is paying his bills this month?

he prolly established some cred on other industry boards back when he still had his ish together. next we'll be seeing a Shit List on BHW or something

fucking over S and MMG. this is so sad all around =(

bean-aid 01-15-2022 09:36 PM

How much is Sara owed by mike? What exactly did you do for mike? I can say for 100% fact sara offered a free script for chaturbate which I used, then he attacked me for using said script and said I was trying to call it my own... aka a thief.

He's a hot head with lots of missing screws.

Sorry jesse about your vaccine adverse event

JesseQuinn 01-15-2022 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 22954500)
How much is Sara owed by mike? What exactly did you do for mike? I can say for 100% fact sara offered a free script for chaturbate which I used, then he attacked me for using said script and said I was trying to call it my own... aka a thief.

He's a hot head with lots of missing screws.

Sorry jesse about your vaccine adverse event

assuming you are capable of doing math all the numerous loan amounts are listed. and if you had a problem with S chances are the problem was you

please also keep your vaxx conspiracies to yourself. spread your medical misinfo to your hearts content but don't drag my 25 year seizure history into it

you always seem very angry. maybe making up with your daughter might help with that?

bean-aid 01-15-2022 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22954525)
assuming you are capable of doing math all the numerous loan amounts are listed. and if you had a problem with S chances are the problem was you

please also keep your vaxx conspiracies to yourself. spread your medical misinfo to your hearts content but don't drag my 25 year seizure history into it

you always seem very angry. maybe making up with your daughter might help with that?

Recap of loan amounts? I can't read pages of drama.

My misinformation exists only in liberal. FDA says seizures are known side effects of covid plandemic vaccines and it was an accidental leak.

https://thebl.com/wp-content/uploads...77-651x366.png

I'm flattered you'd like my daughter's digits but no thank you.

bean-aid 01-15-2022 11:50 PM

I read this fucking thread... FU Sara you entitled little prick germ.

FU Jesse for having all those Jamaican take the vaccine that you are now a victim of.

NatalieK 01-16-2022 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 22954543)
I read this fucking thread... FU Sara you entitled little prick germ.

FU Jesse for having all those Jamaican take the vaccine that you are now a victim of.

OMG, what is your problem...


read this back in 6 months and wonder why you had such a hard on to be such a dick head! :2 cents:


Seriously, calm your clot :helpme :Oh crap

sarettah 01-16-2022 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 22954500)
What exactly did you do for mike? I can say for 100% fact sara offered a free script for chaturbate which I used, then he attacked me for using said script and said I was trying to call it my own... aka a thief.

Bullshit.

You are a liar, plain and simple.


Last time you lied about it: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...bate-code.html

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JesseQuinn 01-16-2022 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatalieK (Post 22954574)
Seriously, calm your clot

O Nat, you gave me my morning laugh :1orglaugh

did you see the stalker thread he wrote in the basement? I love the basement, just wasn't there cuz in catching up with work mode. the thread itself is pretty funny, but OP is el creepo :helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22954629)
Bullshit.

You are a liar, plain and simple.

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I think we all know this

fuzebox 01-16-2022 01:56 PM

There's not a single person on this board who takes beaner seriously, I wouldn't worry about it.

Helix 01-16-2022 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22953049)
Crotchety??? Really !!!!! Crochety?????

I'll show you crochety you young whipper snapper. Just come into my yard one more time and I'll show you crochety.

And don't even think that you are getting that ball back.

.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-16-2022 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22954482)
he prolly established some cred on other industry boards back when he still had his ish together. next we'll be seeing a Shit List on BHW or something

fucking over S and MMG. this is so sad all around =(


I'm not really here to dog the guy, like I said I do think he has talent.

Do I feel fucked over? Eh...I just really don't care to think about it beyond what's on this board.

$700 is a cheap lesson. I chalk it up to bad decisions and move on. But yeah, eventually someone should say something if that's a regular occurrence. Just so other people can make informed decisions.

brassmonkey 01-16-2022 09:45 PM

i picture big pussy when i read that title... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://i.imgur.com/ZZU7U6r.jpg

Speigelau 01-16-2022 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22954816)
i picture big pussy when i read that title... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://i.imgur.com/ZZU7U6r.jpg

You mean like the pussy you've been whining and crying that Sarettah's allowed to post on the other board?

Speigelau 01-16-2022 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22954724)
I'm not really here to dog the guy, like I said I do think he has talent.

Do I feel fucked over? Eh...I just really don't care to think about it beyond what's on this board.

$700 is a cheap lesson. I chalk it up to bad decisions and move on. But yeah, eventually someone should say something if that's a regular occurrence. Just so other people can make informed decisions.

So you offered to pay Mike more than he asked for, then he turned around and failed to complete the job and kept the money? Seems like everyone who has chimed in had issues with Mike completing any work on a timely basis or even at all for that matter.


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