Oh, well... here's a sticker for you, doll :winkwink:

Only bottom bitches use and appreciate correct grammar.

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at what point did i say anything about the adult business or sex work as wrong? I love my job, the business and any work that revolves around the adult biz :2 cents:


I said i´d had a drink or two the other day, i take it you´ve had a bottle or two for all the above dribble :winkwink:

and besides, Jesse can speak for herself, but as with most of us models, she wasn´t around to answer your dickish joke, as we actually do have to work, and unlike your whiny self, just chatting BS to keep your thread going, well, i thought i´d comment for her... nothing wrong with that :2 cents:


:thumbsup :1orglaugh exactly and no problem, just saying the obvious :thumbsup

I was 18 years old. I didn't choose the pimp game, the game chose me.



I quit drinking alcohol. No wife of mine will drink either as she will be expected to raise a young king.

I appreciate it. You must know deep down the message is important and don't want young ladies to end up lonely, old, bitter women.

Even the world's most famous (but childless) seductress couldn't find a life worth living after age 36.

https://media.vogue.mx/photos/60b652...lyn-Monroe.jpg

I hope you don't end up like this as too many women will:

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/a3/8f/d6/a...cc43764f0a.jpg

I've been working hard myself, sweetheart. I've got a 3-year project nearly completed which will make me a decamillionaire at the very least :)

The only "whining" is being done by you :winkwink:

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Who remembers this gem from Craigslist in 2007? I think I saw it posted here way back when..

https://i.imgur.com/LLTuMuT.jpg

I wonder if she ever found her Prince Charming.

Lebron James just surpassed Karl Malone an hour ago to claim the number 2 spot on the all-time NBA scoring list.

Kareem: 38,387
LeBron: 36,930

It's a safe bet that James becomes the NBA's all-time leading scorer at some point during the 2022-23 NBA season.

How did he do it? By marrying his high school sweetheart and dodging deez hoez

Sounds like you missed the window to do that.

Young chicks who don't mind if hubby is too old to play catch with their son, so long as he is financially secure and maybe has tall genetic material...well, some of them might be a lil, ya know, financially motivated.

There is nothing wrong with making the choice to have that kind of relationship, so long as all parties are on the same page.

But it seems like that might not be for you because, although you seem to be stating that you'd like to marry a 20-year-old like a decade from now ... well, you just seem really sad about it.

Like you are just not meeting the kind of women you want, who want you back, wherever it is you are hanging out. You might need to develop some new hobbies to not be so lonely with any potential partners you are coming across.

Good luck to you.

Thank you for the non-visceral reply, Amelia. I appreciate it.

Yes, the females I went to school with now have 3% of their reproductive eggs left, so they are ineligible to be my wife. Not to mention most are currently obese, single mothers and/or divorcees.

I agree. I am still fawned over by even teenage girls as many people think I'm still in my 20s, even while playing sports with much younger men so I do have hope that she will be genuinely physically attracted to me.

After launching and running the new business, finding a wife is my biggest priority. I will not be dating casually, only with purpose. I know exactly what I am looking for in a woman now. Getting married is in my 5 year plan. I don't have time to waste any longer, but I will not rush into marriage. Needless to say, the prenup will be nothing short of a work of art.

The mothers & fathers of champions should be celebrated in the media more often.

https://i.imgur.com/Yiyqb8T.jpg

Lebron's wife couldn't be any luckier. Landing the biggest alpha male possible in high school. Major respect to this guy for marrying his high school sweetheart and never having a salacious scandal in 20 years.

"A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything."

I honestly didn't purposely setup this next post, but I just found this.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVRXxBZXkAM85L-.jpg

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qim...1f89c51f780-lq

In the animal kingdom, the lion isn’t programmed to be a step father of his fleeing or dead rival’s cubs, and a lioness (his prize) will not mate with him while she still has her cubs, so killing them insures his chances of mating with her and getting his own offsprings.

As a male, I confirm 25yo girls are the best :thumbsup

I prefer women over girls. To me. women start to get interesting mid to late 20's. A bit more confident a bit of real world experince however if was to date again be mid forties for me. Professional or biz owner

Negro, please.

I presumingly (see DNA test results below) have the type of genetics a World War was started over.

Height: 6'2"* (188 cm) - I could say I'm 6'3" since every guy adds an inch, but I'm 6'2" barefoot, which is widely considered the perfect height for a man. Every man in my family is over 6 feet tall. My brother is 6'6" and was the tallest student in his high school graduating class. My father is 6'1". Maternal grandfather was 6'1 and my uncle (mother's brother) is same height as myself. My height alone puts me in the top 4%.

Hair: Blond w/ no receding hairline. My maternal grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away in his 70s. (fun fact: blonde is the #1 hair color of women who dye their hair and on average spend over $60,000 USD in their lifetime to match the color of mine and my people)

Eyes: Blue - My eyes are the physical feature I receive the most compliments on, with my height being second. Blue eyes are the second most rare eye color among humans globally, with only 8% of the population having them.

Waist: 32"* (34" inseam)

Chest: 40"-42"* Jacket

Member size: I have never had any complaints. Although it does have a darker shade than the rest of my body, probably due to all the friction.

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual (much to the dismay of the thousands of gay men who I am worshiped and stalked by)

* These are the traditional proportions of a male fashion runway model (see cited source below) which I have been assumed to be on many occasions (also see below for examples).

I can make a list of 50+ celebrities who I have been told I look like, but here are a few off the top of my head (in order of being told during my lifetime)

Macaulay Culkin - This was my nickname given to me by the girls in Sunday school. I was actually cuter than Macaulay Culkin, see link to photo below)

Vanilla Ice - Not sure if they were serious or not because I didn't have the cool zig zag lines shaved in my hair at 11 years old since my overbearing mother wouldn't allow it)

Zack Morris - Played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar in the hit 90s TV show 'Saved by the Bell'. That dude scored Kelly Kapowski, many of my generation's first crush.

Jim Carrey - Probably due to the fact I made a lot of silly faces, although I do consider him a fellow handsome man.

Leonardo Dicaprio** - I've just now hit puberty. I think I share the same genetics with this guy. See the 1995 movie 'The Basketball Diaries', where he played a character 6 years younger than he was in real life. Like Leo, I was such a "late bloomer" that my friend asked me if I shaved my armpit hair since I had little to none at 15 years old, while he was a year younger than me, although this friend would later be bald by age 21.

Devon Sawa - Starred in mid 90s Casper movie, Final Destination series and Eminem's 'Stan' music video)

Matt Damon** - Told to me by the girl I lost my virginity to at age 17 (I lied and told her I was 18 so she would let me bang, since I didn't realize the age of consent is 17 in Louisiana anyway). She was 21 and had a boyfriend who said it turned him on at the thought of me sleeping with her. (See below for pricing of additional services)

Tim Robbins - I didn't realize he was in Top Gun as well, but I guess it's understandable since he didn't have as big a role as Maverick and Iceman.

Ryan Gosling

Brad Pitt** - Could be worse, right?

Steve McQueen - Somebody asked if I was his son in a bar about 7 years ago

Alexander Skarsgård

Harrison Ford**

Boyd Holbrook (Netflix series 'Narcos' DEA agent)

Bradley Cooper**

Colton something - My mother told me this one since she's watches those ridiculous Hallmark movies, which probably leads to her delusion of still landing a husband at her age. Anyways, she says he's a hunk.

Chris Hemsworth** - "He's Thor" which I've heard. I was never "fat Thor" though. I've always been on the slim/lean side.

Jeffrey Dahmer - Heard this one a few months ago while checking out at a clothing store. I was waiting for the credit card auth to go through and the cashier says "You look like Jeffrey Dahmer". I could only help but laugh and say "oh shit!". This was when the show was the most viewed on Netflix. It's give and take, I suppose. I would definitely rather be associated with the old-school class of serial killers, so I'll take at as a compliment. These new school kids are soft.

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** Denotes winners of People Magazine's 'Sexiest Man Alive' or '100 Most Beautiful People'

"If you're so good looking, why aren't you a model or movie star?" you may be asking. As I mentioned earlier, I grew up in bum fuck Louisiana and there aren't too many modeling scouts thereabouts. I only went to New York City for the first time in 2015, at age 33 where people would say things such as:

"Definitely a model" while walking up the street on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

While walking towards each other up the street, one young lady asked her friend as she pointing at me "What about him?", to which her friend replied "10!". I assume she was ranking me on a 1-10 scale or guessing my member size (in inches, of course).

"I thought that was Brad Pitt!" said by a woman next to me while standing on the curb of the crosswalk waiting for the light to change.

"Brad Pitt just walked in" a young man jokingly muttered to a female in their group seated at a bar in Manhattan to which she replied while laughing "don't do that!!".

I have seen several A-list celebrities checking me out while walking the streets or in airports.

Furthermore, I am not just a pretty face. I have always been a natural athlete. I was the only white kid on my middle school basketball team. This may not sound too impressive, but please also understand I can still perform physical feats which would kill 99% of humans. I have run over 30 marathons (most of which I ran during COVID). On my 40th birthday, I ran 40 miles (the longest distance I've run to date) to celebrate and prove I have not peaked physically and I am still getting better every year. In a few weeks, I will run 41 miles on my 41st birthday and plan to do so every year after until it kills me.

I hope that I have qualified myself in the looks department, but I could go on further and provide additional examples of my genetic blessings. Sure, why not...

While running through the streets shirtless, I have heard many (hundreds if not thousands of) women involuntary moan or grunt as I pass them by, sometimes even with their male partner walking next to them (sorry, guys you may need to try harder). I have also caused many close-call traffic accidents with women running red lights and stop signs while they were mesmerized by my galloping stride. "Horse genetics" was another term I just reminded myself of hearing from a man watching me run on the soft sands of the beach.

The most common words I hear about myself on a daily basis are "who is this guy?!?" as I run by fellow expats in the popular tourist destination of which I live, looking like an anonymous olympic runner. "My baby daddy" is another title frequently claimed by young women admiring the results of my dedication of being a distance runner and gym goer. Of course, getting this much attention from my female admirers is met with hostile replies from my unworthy adversaries, who must resort to cowardly mutters of "show off" or "he's probably gay" to squash the hopes and dreams of attaining the sperm of such a man as myself.

"Anywayyyy" is the second most heard phrase when groups of people give me a look over and one attempts to change the subject, which is usually said by the least attractive in the group. Can't a guy just go grocery shopping without people fawning over my statuesque presence everyday?

Sources cited:

Women will spend £50k in their lifetime dyeing their hair – with blonde the most popular colour: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10...t-women-spend/

Men named Sexiest Man Alive: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People...iest_Man_Alive

Model Measurements: Industry Standards & the Transition Toward Diversity: https://www.backstage.com/magazine/a...rements-75473/

23andme DNA results: https://i.imgur.com/6SOfdOH.png

I don't think it has ever been a right to be "visible" to women

Playing step dad is beta male behavior.

Watch this video where Andrew Tate explains how a troop of gorillas operate. The alpha fucks and breeds with all the female gorillas and the remaining males play step dad.

As humans, we share 98% of our DNA with gorillas.

No wonder the beta males and soy boys were on board for cancelling Andrew Tate. He spoke the uncomfortable truth too often.

As a mature Sigma male with 100% human DNA, I prefer my females at least 30+ for personality and experience purposes. And I would never bang my girls kids, no matter how old and hot they are. Unnecessary as a human with all the other 30+ human female hotties that are not my girls offspring in the world.

All you Alpha dorks can have fun pounding your chests like gOrIlLaS with excuses for why you want to fuck your girl's kids with all the drama Andrew Tate is going through on your own.

^ So it's step-daddy season for you year-round, every year, eh? I'm sure you gave up fucking hot 20 yo supermodels for your current girl. Nice cope.

I mean, I prefer the conversations with women closer to my age, sure. But nothing beats a tight, early 20 body. No woman is more physically attractive in her 30s than she was in her 20s, unless of course she had a serious illness.

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Sounds like you're a typical post-wall delusional spinster.

I've been asked if I was a professional athlete in every country I've been visited (even asked by doctors and nurses at age 40). I don't think that will be a problem any time soon, booboo.



I can drain 32 foot 3's all day and run a 50 mile ultra marathon and you're worried about my ability to play catch with my sons??? I'm in better shape than most men half my age. Honey, please go sit down before you hurt yourself.



Men and women are not remotely the same reproductively or biologically. Your avatar is a decade old and you are way past Postmenopausal.

Enjoy your cats. :)

goddamn......

Depends on what you are looking for.
 

These discussions are always enlightening.

First of all, imo, Paulina P. is probably not really invisible to all men. She is still sexy as hell and anyone in his right mind over 30 knows it. She just isn't selling "hot" as she did in her heyday. If you are used to being a wall poster in every teen-aged male bedroom on the planet, your standards of what constitutes "invisible" are probably sort of skewed anyway.

Moving on, yeah, guys definitely "get better" in their 40s and beyond because they usually bring some flair, experience, success, and--yes--money into the equation. Sex is one part of a complete package (no pun intended).

But speaking strictly as a middle-aged straight woman, if the priority remains a good shagging, then nothing surpasses a fit guy in his early 20s.

Is that why your jokes so corny?? :upsidedow

BTW how is your son Cobb doing these days? Still dressing like a scarecrow?

Mr Over Compensater here fails to realize that professional hot dog eaters are considered 'athletes' along with billiards players, bowling pros and golfers. So, you know, not impressed.

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(Anyone with intense self confidence - like myself, for example - never has to sell themselves, brag or go on and on about how cool other people think they are. But hey, whatever works for you man!)

I am fascinated by these types of discussions as well. Due to technology, we live in a time where everything is accelerating at such high frequency, which leaves much of society in a state of confusion. Ideals which were considered common sense for centuries are now being challenged by angry feminists and weak men.

We have biological men claiming to be women and vise-versa. I'm honestly terrified to raise children in this generation. We have drag queens trying to groom children, within the public school system.

We have academia and capitalism convincing women they should be behaving and competing with men, which is clearly not the answer. Women, men and children are suffering more than ever as a result.

Paulina P. is still a beautiful woman, for her age. When she says she is invisible, she means to the men that she is attracted to.

I'm sure she has no shortage of young men willing to pump and dump her, but that's not what she really wants. She wants to be a wife and be a man's one and only Queen.

You're precisely correct. The qualities which make men attractive to women take much time to develop.

- The ability to develop marketable skills, earn a good wage or build a successful business takes time, often decades.

- The ability for a man to stand up for himself in a respectful manner without being treated like a doormat is a skill which if undeveloped can land him dead or in prison.

- Cultivating a strong, powerful body and the ability to physically fight to protect himself and those he cares for or weaker than himself takes years of consistent work.

Women are given their gifts early in life. Women are generally desired for their youth, beauty and fertility. These are attributes are bestowed to a female at birth, and not qualities they must strive to earn in the way a man does.


Personally, I got much better at sex in my early 30's, as I was a late bloomer physically.

I could maintain harder erections in my late 30s than I could in my early 20s mainly due to more confidence in my more well-developed physique which took time to achieve.

Back in like 2015, I banged a stunning 40-something blonde woman who was in Canada for a curling tournament. She was absolutely amazing!

Some chicks can stay hot for so long, others are clapped out AF by 25!

The only thing you got correct in your post was naming yourself a Nerd, with a capital N

You think the greatest achievers of their realms don't have punk-ass nobodies taking trash to them?

Here is the late, great Kobe Bryant counting his 5 rings to some bum ass heckler in the stands.



What an absolute legend the man was.

Now go sit in the corner and think twice about disrespectfully addressing a man of my stature, little boy.

Using a rapist as an example? We can now add 'clueless' to your list of accomplishments. LOL

Calm down man, put the drugs aside for a moment and learn to laugh at yourself. You will enjoy life much more this way. :)

The accuser lied, idiot. The sex was consensual.

Kobe Bryant's accuser showed up for her rape exam wearing underpants containing another man's sperm, a startling discovery that defense lawyers called "compelling evidence" the NBA star is innocent.

She thought she hit the jackpot, but Kobe tossed her aside like a used cum rag.

On September 1, 2004, Eagle County District Judge Terry Ruckriegle dismissed the charges against Bryant, after prosecutors spent more than $200,000 preparing for trial, because his accuser informed them that she was unwilling to testify.

If you've ever dealt with promiscuous females, you would understand the drama they bring.

Kobe's wife stuck by his side through the entire ordeal. Kobe was and still is one of the most beloved sports figures ever, but your dork ass wouldn't know anything that.

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ya because she's a worthless money hungry gold digger

Kobe's wife Vanessa landed the Alpha of Alphas. He was the top of the totem pole. She knew she couldn't get better than Kobe. Their first daughter, Natalia Bryant was already born Jan. 19, 2003 and she didn't want to break up the family and become a single mom. She knew that ho he fucked in the ass in Colorado meant nothing to him.

She's a great woman and wife (a ride or die) who I have tremendous respect for. Most women realize they must share such successful and motivated men as Kobe. This is not an issue 99.99999% of people can relate to.

Here she is sporting that $4M dollar ring containing eight carats of purple diamonds.

https://i.insider.com/5f0ca8093f7370...jpeg&auto=webp


Kobe Bryant nearly lost $75 million and 3 mansions in a divorce from Vanessa Bryant in 2011

https://www.sportskeeda.com/basketba...sa-bryant-2011


Update: Vanessa Bryant’s Engagement Ring Increased in Value to an Estimated $5.6 Million Since Kobe Bryant’s Death
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertain...nt-death.html/



Hillary Clinton stood by her man too. She knew she couldn't get any better than a US President. It's what I respect the most about her.

One Fiddy Loads Of Codswallop!

& a poo reference... i like poo

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Haha! Exactly. :thumbsup

This guy's hero is an accused rapist, cheater, and all around d nozzle. (It is tragic he is gone tho, I do not wish death on anyone ever.)

Next up: OJ Simpson is a misunderstood hero!!! :1orglaugh

You have an interesting and erroneous memory of Kobe's rape case. The sex was definitely not consensual from the victim's perspective and Kobe admitted this in his apology statement to her in what many consider an admittance to rape from Kobe.

"First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter. "

The DA dropped the criminal charges when the victim decided not to testify because of the extreme victim-shaming that Kobe’s lawyer did, and that the media ran with. The law didn’t protect her, the legal system didn’t protect her, and the media certainly didn’t protect her.

Also, the victim essentially did hit the jackpot as she won the civil suit and settled with Kobe for a 2.5 million payout.

Having worked with and around many NBA players, I can tell you that during that time Kobe was a serial cheater, an absolute douchebag of a husband. He was also not the beloved figure he is today after he's passed, many in the league hated him as a person. His legacy as a player can never be disputed, but his death certainly softened many people's opinion of him as a person.

If he actually admitted to raping her, he would have gone to prison. An apology does not absolve anyone from rape charges.

Yeah, which was exactly why she fucked him in the first place... money. $2.5M is life-changing money to 99.9999999% of people, so Kobe settled to get it over with and move on with his life and career

She only regret the sex because she thought she hit the jackpot, but Kobe just saw her as another groupie ho.

How do you know Kobe and Vanessa's agreement? It's not "cheating" if there's an agreement. Many wives of wealthy husbands are fine with "cheating" as long as it stays out of the media.

Years ago, I broke up with a girlfriend who thought I was leaving her for another woman. She told me she didn't care if I fucked other women since she didn't want to lose me. She knew I could provide her a lifestyle and genetics no other man could.

An admittance doesn't send you to prison, you still need to be charged and convicted in a court of law. A DA isn't going to charge anyone when the accuser is afraid and refuses to testify. Kobe's attorneys got to her before trial and talked to her about a settlement if she'd refuse to testify.

Kobe's admittance came after the civil trial agreement had been reached with the victim. Part of the agreement stated she would never again bring charges against him for this incident. He knew at this point he could be completely candid without any repercussions.

You also forgot Vanessa's reaction to Kobe's admittance and apology for adultery. She started the divorce process and had Kobe move all his things out of the house. Does that sound like a couple with a "cheating" arrangement? The marriage was back on a couple months later when Kobe came crawling back on his hands and knees and gave her a 4 million dollar ring.

"Kobe's admittance came after the civil trial agreement had been reached with the victim. Part of the agreement stated she would never again bring charges against him for this incident."

All that tells me is she didn't care about "being raped", it was always about the $$$. If she felt she was so violated and was actually raped should would say "fuck the money, I want that monster in prison where he belongs so he can never hurt anyone else!".

Vanessa bluffed and it worked. She got that ring she wanted.

It's important to get these agreements in writing. Kobe was engaged at 21 years old and married her at 22 without a prenup. Rookie mistake.

Keyword: "accused"

I can accuse you of sucking my dick while I sleep. Doesn't make it true.

Regarding OJ: He had monthly alimony payments of $9,000 to Nicole and child support of $15,000.

"I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand" - Chris Rock

These types of cases are all too common.

Men need to start secretly recording all of their sexual encounters with women in case she tries to falsely accuse you after.



If there were no video to prove his innocence, he would still be in prison.