50 Huggies

I am glad you enjoy my stories. Here's another for your reading pleasure:

Mexico is a beautiful country with a rich and vibrant culture. The people of Mexico have some of the best senses of humor I have experienced anywhere. The town of Playa Del Carmen, where I have been living, has a vast international group of visitors and expats living here from nearly every country around the world. Everyday can be an adventure. There is lots of fascinating history here on the Yucatan Peninsula from when the Mayans ruled the land from 250–1697 AD.

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I enjoy the beach; however, I am not the type of man to lay lazily in the sun and sunbathe. I must either perform calisthenics in the form of pushups, pistol squats or running along the soft white sands of the beaches.

My favorite experience which brings me the most happiness is seeing the beautiful Mexican children enjoying themselves, building sandcastles, running back and forth from to the shallow waters to collect water in their buckets and then running back towards their parents while smiling from ear to ear.

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One of the things myself and many others noticed about the children raised here are how well behaved they are, compared to children from the United States. It was explained to me this is due to "the power of the chancla"

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I also go swimming in the Caribbean Sea here, where you can see the island of Cozumel in the far distance of 11.8 miles (19km) from the shores of Playa. Being a world-class athlete, I like to challenge myself and go swimming further out than any other person dares to. Three days after this past Christmas, I went swimming past the pier to where the ferries to Cozumel dock to bring passengers to and from PDC and Cozumel.

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The ferry workers and ticket sellers were whistling, waving and yelling for me to head back to shore. I'm not sure if they were concerned for my safety or jealous of the amazing feat I was in the midst of performing. I was wearing my swimming goggles and earplugs, so I felt I had enough plausible deniability to say I could not see or hear them demanding I return to shore.

Within minutes, a small boat of four young Mexican males began heading towards my swimming path. I dismissed their unneeded rescue attempt as I flexed my bicep at them to inform them that I am a strong swimmer and not a drunken idiot who thinks he can swim to Cozumel on a dare and consequently drown himself.

After I refused rescue from the boat, two Mexican Marines with machine guns as well as two lifeguards appeared on the dock, again signaling for me to head back to shore.

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By this time, about 40 minutes after leaving shore swimming and treading water, I felt I made my point and began to head back to land while performing a backstroke, singing the lovely Mexican Christmas song "Feliz Navidad". I took my sweet time as I wanted to demonstrate I was in no panic and their demands were unnecessary.

The Marines and lifeguards patiently walked along the pier back with me as I swam back, as tourists in line boarding the ferry took video and photos, in awe of my physical talents and rebellion. A crowd of hundreds of fascinated onlookers on the pier and beach noticed this entire episode taking place before their very eyes wondering what would happen next, if I committed a crime and would be taken into custody.

Once I reached shore where I left my backpack on the beach, I was approached be the Marines who were clearly admiring my God-tier physique. I explained to them I am a professional athlete, training for a triathlon. They nodded their heads as they understood and asked me for identification. I reached deep into my backpack and pulled out two large white hard-boiled eggs and said "Yo soy Grande Huevos". A crowd of people gathered around to witness or understand why I had caused such a commotion and many young girls started taking selfies with me and my escort of Marines and lifeguards in frame.

The Marines looked at each other, shook their heads in disbelief and walked away.

I slung my backpack over my left shoulder and walked away from the incident while the same young American lady who watched me leave my backpack nearly an hour earlier on the beach who admired my tall, lean, swimmers' physique before my descent into the water says to her friend "What a Chad!".


So, every day here in beautiful, sunny Mexico, I do... you know, just Chad things.

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tl;dr Mexico is a paradise and a war zone.

Huggles is/was a GFY user who was banned for making a death threat to me as quoted by the OP in the first post of this thread after I made an offer to visit his hometown in Canada and have a refereed mano a mano match of his own choice of fighting style after he made a lame attempt of insulting and challenging me.

I was not the one who reported Huggles' post which resulted in his ban, as I am unfazed by meaningless text from an internet troll, since I have gone through life as a battle-tested warrior, surviving the streets of some of the most dangerous cities in the world.

I am sure the banned troll is reading this thread daily; upset he went unmentioned for 40 posts as the GFY community has moved on, without a care of his activities or well-being.

For some reason, I have become the main topic of discussion as many of my seemingly (or more possibly) homosexual admirers have tried their best to attain my attention, although I repeatedly stated I have zero interest in homosexual activities with anyone.

Please, let me know if there's any other things you would like to know, see or hear about regarding anything. It's always my pleasure having these discussions with you, señorita.

Si great story, HILARIOUS how you describe the moments with photos & music each time! I am a professional athlete, training for a triathlon. That's brave :1orglaugh "Yo soy Grande Huevos" Sounds like you are adventurous, living your best life and doing what you enjoy in general. Never been to Playa del Carmen. I googled Cozumel about sharks and seaweed
(Sargassum Seaweed)
"The only dangerous sharks you'll see on Cozumel are on the sidewalk in front of the diamond stores and in the lobby of your hotel selling timeshares."
The west side of Cozumel is free of algae. The east side of Cozumel works as a natural barrier for the rest of the island and it is getting hit by the seaweed."

Beaches look good.

Well, if you ever want to visit, I have a guest bedroom free of charge.

I've swum on two occasions with "whale sharks" which are more like whales than sharks.

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There's not much I fear in life except having to work a 9 to 5, divorce, unfair child support payment amounts and long prison sentences. Thankfully, I learned from my father's mistakes.

Watch and learn, you bums.

You know he'll be back soon with another nic like always, right?

Ya'll got quiet all of a sudden..

LL Tube Ace is HARD AS HELL

Prolly 'cause of my post and they realized that it was just Clickety Click again.. :upsidedow

No you're just boring af at this point.

Oh right, it was that

Nah, one of the very few ladies of gfy came in had a chat, then ya'll had to STFU and take notes.