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nakeddutch 12-17-2023 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 23206011)
She is cute!
Thoughts?


Fuck her brains out! :mad::helpme:321GFY:pimp

Freedom6995 12-17-2023 08:48 AM

The shiny beast of thought
If you got ears
You gotta listen
Old woman sweat
Young girls glisten
The extract you thought
is the extract you got

-Captain Beefheart

CaptainHowdy 12-17-2023 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Freedom6995 (Post 23210458)
Old woman sweat
Young girls glisten

THE Captain always has a weird word to the wise . . .

pornmasta 12-17-2023 03:17 PM

Trap for sure 🙄

INever 12-23-2023 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by INever (Post 23207701)
I daddied a few in my time. They were in 20s. Enjoy it. When you're 60 you'll find grandpa fetish a bit rarer.

This. Is true.

adultinnovation 12-24-2023 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 23206696)
You probably look disgusting, and over weight.

I hope she rips you off!

:1orglaugh

Tjeezers 12-24-2023 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by plsureking (Post 23206856)
fuck the haters. we're all getting older. i wonder the last time these haters felt anything wet under a skirt. does Tjeezers wife even let him sniff her panties anymore?

She died in 2007.

SecretEmpire 12-24-2023 04:46 AM

Have you met this person before or even video called? Of course not. You are being catfished, something that probably only works these days on out of touch gfyers.

plsureking 12-25-2023 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 23212931)
She died in 2007.

so no then?

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King Mark 12-25-2023 05:58 AM

Panty sniffing face head asses

sarettah 12-25-2023 11:48 AM

fiddy confused 18 year olds

VikingMan 12-25-2023 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SecretEmpire (Post 23212934)
Have you met this person before or even video called? Of course not. You are being catfished, something that probably only works these days on out of touch gfyers.

Good question. I met her at her work. Still never met her outside work and won't. Got too much to lose. The world is full of simps who will mindlessly back up any batshit crazy claim which is why I have continually passed up opportunities other people would not pass up such as the famous 18 year old pornstar who liked to say extremely provocative things during sex like "I won't tell anyone". I have paid dearly for sticking my dick in crazy whores and have tried to learn from it. I shy away from telling stories about my experiences with famous chicks just like I tend to shy away from telling people about bears and mountain lions I have encountered out in the wilderness. I also tend to shy away about telling the story about the size of the sturgeon I caught on the Columbia River because it sounds like a tall tale. They all sound like BS stories so I don't even bother. However regarding that porn star who liked to say those provocative things I'm sure there are people reading this who know exactly who I'm talking about. I took a pass. How many of you guys would take that pass?
I legitimately needed some help from people on this board to pass this girl up. I appreciate the help I received. Don't worry I rubbed a few out thinking about the possibility. I've moved on and I'm over it just like Christmas is over. I gave and received presents with my princess and the rest of humanity can go fuck itself. Back to work!/wall O' text

INever 12-26-2023 01:32 AM

If she's legal and halfway sane I don't see the big deal.

You make it sound like her request qualifies her as crazy.

Send me her contact info, I'll do it.

A last hurrah.

Pad 12-28-2023 04:04 PM

bitch i had my own apartment and a baby on the way when i was 18

that broad just wants a "daddy" to fuck her into next week because she has issues

i wouldn't because i have a 25+ rule but you are free to do what you want creep


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