where?

what?

No shit

who

why?

whats the purpose?

Nonononono!!

We have to wait until my birthday, dammit!

:glugglug

what are you eating or drinking tonight?

What kind?

Of what?

I'm drinking coffee & working out... oh, and GFY posting every 20 seconds.

did i win yet?

yes

2450

Naked Gun is on TBS Superstation.

4,683 posts to go

That's it! I'm moving my TV into my den!

Met Leslie Nielsen in the Post office... cool guy.

I'm watching Hardball... why, I don't know.

Postwhore... am I faster than you? I only type with 2 fingers.

Yes, but are they on the same hand?

i'll type with 4 fingers

Of course... how else do you think I can jerk it? JEEZ! What a stupid question!

pick a good topic and stay with it

It took me years to learn to be a lefty... fuckin internet!

The topic is wasting time trying to post 4,500 more posts till we hit 4:35 AM and I beat postwhore out of a useless prize from Lensman advertising a site that I enjoy reading my typing on... wassup?

never gonna happen

not much, you? just tought i'd give a hand... im off to bed now bye. :tongue:

Pierre and Fifi are two french lovers out on a date. They have decided to take a canoe trip down the river, and things are going wonderfully, having had a small picnic in the boat complete with some delightful cognac.

A bit tipsy and caught up by a sudden wave of lust, Fifi says, "Pierre! Kiss me!"

Agreeably Pierre responds, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot. What the lady desires, I will give." He then proceeds to kiss her passionately.

A few minutes later, caught up in the passion, Fifi says, "Pierre! Kiss me lower!"

Agreeably, Pierre responds, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot. What the lady desires, I will give." He then rips open her blouse, removes herbra, drops it overboard, and begins to suckle and fondle her tits.

After a bit, Fifi cries out in passion, "Pierre! Kiss me lower!!"

Pierre lifts her skirt, slides her panties from her body and drops them overboard, take the half-full bottle of cognac, pours it over her snatch, and then lights a match, touching it to the cognac and setting her bush on fire.

Screaming, she leaps over the side of the boat to douse the flames. Coming to the surface for air, looking like a drowned poodle, she glares at him and screeches, "Pierre!! Why did you pour cognac on my pussy and set it on fire?!"

He bows slightly as he remains seated inthe canoe. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames."

suckers post fast

why always make french people look stupid? :(

who is french ?

fuck this thread
lets go to this one
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...&goto=lastpost

i am but dont tell.

It's a JOKE, dude. If you're going to get offended over something like that, then you're definitely in the wrong place.

You're so... negative!

i was just fooling around of course :) i dont easily get offended, except when people repeat after me when a word I say sounds not EXACTLY like english... at least I try :Graucho

I give you that, at least you try. I know Americans who don't try. *shrug*

I'm trying to remember all of the French I was taught in school...which wasn't much to be honest.

thats the prob with french classes in america, NO ONE remembers them... no -one- ... they remember like 1-2 words which are useless :1orglaugh