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chowda 01-19-2006 09:49 AM

300 i didnt bump this

$5 submissions 01-19-2006 03:03 PM

Any seen 12clicks around? Haven't seen much of him here lately.

jjjay 01-19-2006 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions
Any seen 12clicks around? Haven't seen much of him here lately.

i heard he went broke. mojo finally got fed up of carrying him

BOSS1 01-19-2006 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks
I've always known Einstein was wrong about time travel but I never felt I had the time to properly debunk it.
So tonight, I'm eating Ben & Jerry's "coffee heathbar crunch" icecream and a simple answer to the problem presented itself

The theory is that if you could travel at faster than the speed of light, you could travel through time. Here is why its wrong:

Time has no relationship to people. Time passes regardless of what a person does.
if something happends in another galaxy and it takes a year to see it because the light is traveling from so far away, by the time we see it, its already a year old (standard stuff)
But if we travel at faster than the speed of light towards that galaxy, we will get closer to seeing the galaxy in realtime. we will NOT be turning back the clock.
The proof of this is our ability to travel faster than the speed of sound.
If a sound takes 10 seconds to reach our ear because the action creating it was so far away, we hear an action that happened 10 seconds ago. Not unlike seeing something from the other galaxy that happened already.
Now, if we travel at the speed of sound towards the action that made the sound, we DO hear the sound sooner but we do not travel back in time.
Swap speed of sound with speed of light and you see why Albert Einstein is wrong. :1orglaugh

This might be the most idiotic reasoning I read in a while :helpme
I suggest taking some physics courses at uni....

Thanks for making me feel more educated!

12clicks 01-19-2006 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BOSS1
This might be the most idiotic reasoning I read in a while :helpme
I suggest taking some physics courses at uni....

Thanks for making me feel more educated!

oh, how children love to chirp.
I'll bet you don't even like ice cream

12clicks 06-23-2006 03:21 PM

and now I've laid out my entire adult plans over a bowl of chunky monkey.

what I really want to know is what happened to my help thread with the hundreds of questions.

FuqALot 06-23-2006 04:19 PM

porn webmasters debating einstein theories.
one of the better threads here.

MrJackMeHoff 06-23-2006 04:38 PM

I didnt read shit here but, its already been proven to be true so forget it.

12clicks 06-24-2006 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
I didnt read shit here but, its already been proven to be true so forget it.

check again, Einstein.:1orglaugh
http://www.physicsmyths.org.uk/timedilation.htm

MaddCaz 06-24-2006 10:19 PM

the answers....by porn!

detoxed 06-24-2006 10:24 PM

I just cannot believe this is still going

Dagwolf 06-24-2006 11:04 PM

This thread is proof of time travel. ;D heh

Cory W 04-14-2007 11:37 AM

12clicks and Lene Hau are now one in the same.
http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/...08/99-hau.html

Odie 04-14-2007 11:55 AM

I love reading your rants Ron!! lol It def always makes me think! :)

BOSS1 04-14-2007 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 9093874)
oh, how children love to chirp.
I'll bet you don't even like ice cream

I am lactose intolertant :)

GigoloMason 04-14-2007 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 9093874)
oh, how children love to chirp.
I'll bet you don't even like ice cream

I can only picture one place on earth that doesn't like ice cream and it's called COMMUNIST CHINA. fucking commies.

12clicks 04-15-2007 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 12254705)
I am lactose intolertant :)

and they say my people skills are lacking.

Goodings Media 04-15-2007 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 1911574)
I've always known Einstein was wrong about time travel but I never felt I had the time to properly debunk it.
So tonight, I'm eating Ben & Jerry's "coffee heathbar crunch" icecream and a simple answer to the problem presented itself

The theory is that if you could travel at faster than the speed of light, you could travel through time. Here is why its wrong:

Time has no relationship to people. Time passes regardless of what a person does.
if something happends in another galaxy and it takes a year to see it because the light is traveling from so far away, by the time we see it, its already a year old (standard stuff)
But if we travel at faster than the speed of light towards that galaxy, we will get closer to seeing the galaxy in realtime. we will NOT be turning back the clock.
The proof of this is our ability to travel faster than the speed of sound.
If a sound takes 10 seconds to reach our ear because the action creating it was so far away, we hear an action that happened 10 seconds ago. Not unlike seeing something from the other galaxy that happened already.
Now, if we travel at the speed of sound towards the action that made the sound, we DO hear the sound sooner but we do not travel back in time.
Swap speed of sound with speed of light and you see why Albert Einstein is wrong. :1orglaugh

Im not gonna read all of this thread but this post made me laugh... lol

Now I hope none of it pollutes my brain, my Cosmology and Relativistic Space Science exam is 5th June (1st year finals)

12clicks 04-15-2007 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodings Media (Post 12256460)
Im not gonna read all of this thread but this post made me laugh... lol

Now I hope none of it pollutes my brain, my Cosmology and Relativistic Space Science exam is 5th June (1st year finals)

I suggest you stay away from the icecream until after the test.

and what do Cosmetics have to do with Relativistic Space Science?

GigoloMason 04-15-2007 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 10229216)
check again, Einstein.:1orglaugh
http://www.physicsmyths.org.uk/timedilation.htm

Just in case you're actually interested ;)

Stanford Confirms it with particle accelerators.
http://www2.slac.stanford.edu/vvc/th...elativity.html

In particle accelerators, particles are moving very close to the speed of light where the length and time effects are large. This has allowed us to clearly verify that length contraction and time dilation do occur.

GPS Satellites operation also confirms it:
http://www.physicscentral.com/writers/2000/will.html

But at 38 microseconds per day, the relativistic offset in the rates of the satellite clocks is so large that, if left uncompensated, it would cause navigational errors that accumulate faster than 10 km per day! GPS accounts for relativity by electronically adjusting the rates of the satellite clocks, and by building mathematical corrections into the computer chips which solve for the user's location. Without the proper application of relativity, GPS would fail in its navigational functions within about 2 minutes.

Hafele and Keating Experiment with atomic clocks on airplanes:
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu...iv/airtim.html

These results provide an unambiguous empirical resolution of the famous clock "paradox" with macroscopic clocks."

BOSS1 04-15-2007 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 12255959)
and they say my people skills are lacking.

are you saying mine are worse :) ?

Goodings Media 04-15-2007 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 12256573)
I suggest you stay away from the icecream until after the test.

and what do Cosmetics have to do with Relativistic Space Science?

haha :) You been on the ice cream too?

3 exams, this one been the last. Need to 50% and above them all or I fail the year. No pressure.

CDSmith 04-15-2007 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Lane (Post 1913909)
- nothing can travel at or faster than lightspeed.

Light can.

So if light particles can do it (travel at the speed of light), why is it such a stretch to comprehend that other forms of matter might be able to do it as well?

i have the uncanny abilty to hear in the dark. Thus I am not so quick to toss around the word "impossible" :D

J. Falcon 04-15-2007 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ironhorse (Post 1911608)
Don't quit your dayjob.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Goodings Media 04-15-2007 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12256643)
Light can.

So if light particles can do it (travel at the speed of light), why is it such a stretch to comprehend that other forms of matter might be able to do it as well?

i have the uncanny abilty to hear in the dark. Thus I am not so quick to toss around the word "impossible" :D

Whats the fact that sound travels through vibrations in a medium, got to do with anything other than electromagnetic radiation travelling at light speeds?

At speeds approaching c best to stop thinking of light as particles

GigoloMason 04-15-2007 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12256643)
Light can.

So if light particles can do it (travel at the speed of light), why is it such a stretch to comprehend that other forms of matter might be able to do it as well?

Because of relativistic mass increase. :2 cents:

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At speeds approaching c best to stop thinking of light as particles
That about sums it up.

CDSmith 04-15-2007 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodings Media (Post 12256653)
Whats the fact that sound travels through vibrations in a medium, got to do with anything other than electromagnetic radiation travelling at light speeds?

it has to do with 1) the fact that some people so lack a sense of humor they completely miss that aspect of it,
and 2) the illustration (through humor mind you) of doing the seemingly impossible. I often find that those who are quick to say "that's impossible" are simply too close-minded to see that just because we as 21st century humans can't do it, doesn't necessarily mean something is impossible. It just means that it is impossible at present.

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Originally Posted by Goodings Media (Post 12256653)
At speeds approaching c best to stop thinking of light as particles

But why? Light IS particles.

CDSmith 04-15-2007 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by GigoloMason (Post 12256655)
Because of relativistic mass increase. :2 cents:

Blabber jabber.

Once Dr. Daystrom invents the first warp drive you eggheads will eat your words.

12clicks 04-15-2007 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodings Media (Post 12256653)
At speeds approaching c best to stop thinking of light as particles

why is that, because the theories don't hold up under such circumstances or because light particles stop existing at such speeds? :winkwink:

Goodings Media 04-15-2007 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 12256732)
why is that, because the theories don't hold up under such circumstances or because light particles stop existing at such speeds? :winkwink:

Because there isn;t a unified theory of light yet that holds true under all situations. Einstein would have got it, if he'd not been so obsessed with the goddam graviton......

12clicks 04-15-2007 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodings Media (Post 12256782)
Because there isn;t a unified theory of light yet that holds true under all situations.

or put another way the theories don't hold up under such circumstances :winkwink:

onlinecasino 07-30-2007 05:29 PM

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MrChips 07-30-2007 05:48 PM

I heard that the length of a second is based around our current galactic speed away from the point of origin of the big bang.

It is primarily this speed which gives us our current time dialation which we are familiar with.

If we were on a galaxy which was much further away from the point of origin of the big bang - then we would by definition be moving faster, and therefore incur a dialation whereby our seconds would last slightly longer.

(Using seconds to make it simple.)

12clicks 07-30-2007 07:55 PM

now what numb skull bumped this?
this is settled fact.
Who exactly are any of you to suggest I'm wrong?

MrChips 07-30-2007 07:57 PM

BTW - this means if you get on a rocket - and head back towards the point of origin of the big bang - your seconds will last a shorter period of time and you will age faster (as effectively you are moving slower than you were on the galaxy).

If you stop your rocket at the point of the origin of the big bang - then your seconds will elapse in an instant - you will no longer exist.

This I feel fits in with a unified theory of at the very least space, speed and time.

CDSmith 07-30-2007 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MrChips (Post 12845965)
BTW - this means if you get on a rocket - and head back towards the point of origin of the big bang - your seconds will last a shorter period of time and you will age faster (as effectively you are moving slower than you were on the galaxy).

If you stop your rocket at the point of the origin of the big bang - then your seconds will elapse in an instant - you will no longer exist.

This I feel fits in with a unified theory of at the very least space, speed and time.

I disagree. I believe that time is linear no matter where in the universe you are. However, as you near the point of the big bang origin your head will implode.

I need a test subject.

High Plains Drifter 07-30-2007 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloMason (Post 12256597)
http://www.physicscentral.com/writers/2000/will.html

But at 38 microseconds per day, the relativistic offset in the rates of the satellite clocks is so large that, if left uncompensated, it would cause navigational errors that accumulate faster than 10 km per day! GPS accounts for relativity by electronically adjusting the rates of the satellite clocks, and by building mathematical corrections into the computer chips which solve for the user's location. Without the proper application of relativity, GPS would fail in its navigational functions within about 2 minutes.
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Interesting article.

Squishy 07-30-2007 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12256699)
Blabber jabber.

Once Dr. Daystrom invents the first warp drive you eggheads will eat your words.

Zefram Cochrane, not Daystrom...Daystrom was a computer guy.

AbulletAway 07-30-2007 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf (Post 1912181)
black holes are just too crazy.
some theories say that when you go in a blackhole, you get teleported to another blackhole in the universe (theory of star trek, wich I never watch btw)


Umm no. Not even close. Star Trek delt in the concept of warp speed. The idea of being able to actually warp space. For example, point A and B are 3 light years apart. You warp the space between them so it's say maybe a few thousand miles depending upon the amount of warp you are applying.

The closest thing to what you're talking about our worm holes. (That would be Stargate, I always watch that right after Star Trek by the way.)

CDSmith 07-30-2007 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Squishy (Post 12846248)
Zefram Cochrane, not Daystrom...Daystrom was a computer guy.

Sorry, was high on ice cream at the time. :D

AbulletAway 07-30-2007 10:00 PM

I can't believe I read the whole thing and I still don't know how much the ice cream cost.

xclusive 07-30-2007 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AbulletAway (Post 12846287)
Umm no. Not even close. Star Trek delt in the concept of warp speed. The idea of being able to actually warp space. For example, point A and B are 3 light years apart. You warp the space between them so it's say maybe a few thousand miles depending upon the amount of warp you are applying.

The closest thing to what you're talking about our worm holes. (That would be Stargate, I always watch that right after Star Trek by the way.)

What a fucking nerd:)

mikesouth 07-31-2007 12:03 AM

all you did was disprove something einstein never implied

the limitation to traveling at the speed of light is mass

ie the closer you get to it the more your mass untill your mass becomes infinate at C

MrChips 07-31-2007 08:50 AM

I may be wrong - but didnt Einstein say that nothing could ACCELERATE to the speed of light because infinate energy was required (and theres the equivalence between mass and energy of course). I dont think he thought nothing could travel at the speed of light - as of course light does.

Im thinking that just because you cant get to the speed of light doesnt mean you cant move at the speed of light if you are already in motion. Chicken and egg probably.

I know one thing - the answer is out there somewhere.

Dododo be dododo be .....




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Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 12846843)
all you did was disprove something einstein never implied

the limitation to traveling at the speed of light is mass

ie the closer you get to it the more your mass untill your mass becomes infinate at C


MrChips 07-31-2007 08:55 AM

Black holes - when you approach a Black hole feet first the tidal gravitational forces vary so greatly from 1mm to the next (IE your foot is therefore under MASSIVELY MORE gravity than your knee) - that your body becomes stretched like a piece of chewing gum as it approaches the singularity.

Effectively each atom which once formed you and your spacesuit would be stretched out in a big line - with the atoms from your shoes spaced further apart than those which came from your head.

All in a split second as you accelerated towards oblivion.

All this shit about black holes leading to another is rubbish - trust me - go near a black hole and you are fucked - BIG TIME.

12clicks 01-09-2008 09:59 AM

classic bumpage at Colin's request.

CDSmith 01-09-2008 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MrChips (Post 12848465)
Black holes - when you approach a Black hole feet first

I've approached a black hole several times, but never feet first.

I'll have to try it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips (Post 12848465)
go near a black hole and you are fucked - BIG TIME.

On that we can agree. Each and every time I approached it I did get fucked, not only big time but royally.

:D

GigoloMason 01-09-2008 10:22 AM

This thread is so full of fail it makes me giggle.

ADL Colin 01-09-2008 11:43 AM

Back In Black

ADL Colin 01-09-2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 1911790)
Am I the only one who'd love to see 12clicks all coked up and off his tree?

It would be just like this thread. With visuals.


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