I'm never cutting mine again

I have my ass shaved occationaly after a light-touch message... and wax my head in a bowling ball polisher.

Once every 10 years, I get a trim.

Once a year until I found this last hair dresser... The women ALWAYS try to cut off all my hair..

every two weeks. genetics is kicking in pretty early so i think i might just shave it to the bone pretty soon unless i give in to those damn bosley medical infomercials one day.

the shampoo afterwards is a bonus if done by a decent looking female.

i never cut my hair :winkwink: becasue dont have time for it. really...