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cyberpunk 09-08-2003 12:05 PM

50 - Top ranked Google Pages!

SEGuru 09-08-2003 12:09 PM

Ohh yeah...we'll be discussing Google and the wiley methods to get ranked and quickly. May even have some special software I use to help do so...with me for demo purposes.

Troels 09-08-2003 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by sweetums


Muffin, my sweets....I see you're upset....heheheh :) Don't worry your head about it.....just means that there's one more seat open for someone who's smart enough to take advantage of the learning opportunity....

*hugs*

Yeah smart people need to participate at the cookie cutter SEO factory.

Ironhorse 09-08-2003 12:51 PM

Dude, take me with you wtf :Graucho

SEGuru 09-08-2003 01:36 PM

You truly have no clue.

There is nothing cookie cutter about my seminars! Speak in ignorance or bask in understanding...your call.

Either way, speaking out against it without knowing about it...

Troels 09-08-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
You truly have no clue.

There is nothing cookie cutter about my seminars! Speak in ignorance or bask in understanding...your call.

Either way, speaking out against it without knowing about it...

So you willingly create a couple of hundred competitors for $200 a head?
Must be serious nuggets you throw out for that kind of money.

sweetums 09-08-2003 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels


Yeah smart people need to participate at the cookie cutter SEO factory.


Troels....if you've ever had the opportunity to hear SEGuru speak or to speak to him personally, I'm not sure you'd be talking about a "cookie cutter SEO factory". Several people here, many who've made successful careers in the SEO game, have attested to the value of information which SEGuru disseminates at these kinds of events.

If you think that the one-day event is a waste of time and money....don't attend. But, don't sit here and insult the intelligence of the people who choose to take the opportunity to learn.

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetums
Troels....if you've ever had the opportunity to hear SEGuru speak or to speak to him personally, I'm not sure you'd be talking about a "cookie cutter SEO factory". Several people here, many who've made successful careers in the SEO game, have attested to the value of information which SEGuru disseminates at these kinds of events.
I'll vouch for that, a 5 minute conversation with Daron and I felt like I've learnt a ton of info, and I do SEO for a living as well.

WG

SEGuru 09-08-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetums



Troels....if you've ever had the opportunity to hear SEGuru speak or to speak to him personally, I'm not sure you'd be talking about a "cookie cutter SEO factory". Several people here, many who've made successful careers in the SEO game, have attested to the value of information which SEGuru disseminates at these kinds of events.

If you think that the one-day event is a waste of time and money....don't attend. But, don't sit here and insult the intelligence of the people who choose to take the opportunity to learn.

Touche' #2

SEGuru 09-08-2003 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


I'll vouch for that, a 5 minute conversation with Daron and I felt like I've learnt a ton of info, and I do SEO for a living as well.

WG

I guess it doesn't quite matter here...as this individual doesn't really count towards those that "get it!"

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
I guess it doesn't quite matter here...as this individual doesn't really count towards those that "get it!"
:)

Troels 09-08-2003 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru


Touche' #2

Touché my ass.

If you're successfull then why the need to teach others?
Why the need to promote your services?

You're willingly giving away your nuggets for virtually nothing, or are those 'nuggets' in fact reasonable priced?

MagicksAntics 09-08-2003 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels


So you willingly create a couple of hundred competitors for $200 a head?
Must be serious nuggets you throw out for that kind of money.

If you can't make that $200 back from what you would learn by going there, then you are as dumb as a post. Seriously.

SleazyDream 09-08-2003 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels


So you willingly create a couple of hundred competitors for $200 a head?
Must be serious nuggets you throw out for that kind of money.

fool

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels
If you're successfull then why the need to teach others?
Why the need to promote your services?

You're willingly giving away your nuggets for virtually nothing, or are those 'nuggets' in fact reasonable priced?

Why not teach others? It's an enormous market and there's plenty of room for other SEO's to learn and enter the marketplace. And his price is virtually nothing for what you'll come out with.

WG

MagicksAntics 09-08-2003 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels


Touché my ass.

If you're successfull then why the need to teach others?
Why the need to promote your services?

You're willingly giving away your nuggets for virtually nothing, or are those 'nuggets' in fact reasonable priced?

ohhhhh you're saying he is UNDERcharging!

Maybe he just knows how many "nuggets" are worth $200 ;) Who says you have to lay your brain on the table when you do a seminar. You lay enough out to make it worth their money. It's not -that- difficult to "get it".

MagicksAntics 09-08-2003 02:33 PM

fuck I'm not sure WHAT your saying actually...

Do think he is charging too much or too little?

PattyeCake* 09-08-2003 02:34 PM

Sounds Like a Winner Daron ;)

:thumbsup

nuclei 09-08-2003 02:43 PM

Ya gotta love trolls daron, they are everywhere and always posting shit :P

SEGuru 09-08-2003 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels


Touché my ass.

If you're successfull then why the need to teach others?
Why the need to promote your services?

You're willingly giving away your nuggets for virtually nothing, or are those 'nuggets' in fact reasonable priced?

You still don't get it...and I had this same conversation prior to the seminar where 40 people came to vancouver and I taught for 8 hours a day for 5 days. This is what I do for a living, for my clientele and teach to those seeking what I know.

You tell me if there is value in what we will be covering (taken from http://www.searchenginematrix.com/seminar.html):
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The Basics: [list=a][*]Discussion about web site hosting scenarios that affect search engine promotions [*]Defininig the differences in Spidering Engines and Search Directories[*]Understanding what ranking criteria is and its relation to what is known as an "Algorithm"[*]Link Popularity[*]Exploration of the Pay-PerClick model engines[*]Current Search Engine Agreements for index/database sharing[*]Importance of Research and the necessary resources to make staying informed easier[/list=a]



Resources, Keywords their Uses: [list=a][*]Choosing the most appropriate keywords [*]Locating an abundance of new keywords and phrases [*]Tools to create your own popular keyword database [*]Unorthodox sources of Keywords and phrases [*]Understanding the use of keywords in Spidering Engines [*]Understanding the use of keywords in Search Directories [*]Inappropriate use of keywords and phrases [*]Exploring the world of misspellings and the un-harvested traffic [*]Word Stemming [*]Stop Words [*]Keyword Prominence [*]Keyword Frequency [*]Keyword Density [*]Keyword Placement [*]Resource sites and their importance [*]Discussion lists of value [/list=a]

The 3 C?s: Code, Content, Competition [list=a][*]What is Cloaking? [*]Beware of the "Bait and Switch" [*]Frames and the engines [*]Alternative HTML (First taught in a Marketing Conference in Copenhagen) [*]Hiding content on your surfer pages [*]Metas and Myths [*]Robots.txt [*]Naming conventions for images and html documents [*]What is and how to you measure your domains link popularity [*]Reporting and trend tracking [*]Placement trend analysis [*]Assessing the competition [*]Cautions for Frontpage and WYSIWYG editor users [/list=a]

Search Directory Strategies [list=a][*]Expired domain names [*]Effective strategies for getting that Yahoo listing. [*]Understanding the REAL alphabet in regards to Yahoo! [*]Business Express! [*]The impacts of a Yahoo listing in today?s Search climate. [*]Looksmart and its benefits (mainstream) [*]The Open Directory Project ? DMOZ [*]Ethics of Search: Spam and Optimization Techniques addressed [/list=a]


Reverse Engineering Search Algorithms [list=a][*]Tools for Reverse Engineering Search Engine Algorithms [*]Reverse Engineering Techniques [*]Practical application of Reverse Engineering Techniques [*]What does Art & Science have to do with it? [*]Testing [*]Q & A and specific looks at some participant sites [/list=a]
What am I missing? Or should I say...what are you missing? We have a ton of ground to cover and we're going to do it in a day and when everyone is done...they will walk out of that room with a much better idea on how to plan their long term SEO strategies!

That should be obvious based upon the project outline!

Muffin 09-08-2003 02:54 PM

Troels, it is embarassing for you to come on this board, which is a community board and announce to everyone that you would never assist a fellow collegue. I THOUGHT WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION!!!! WHAT YOU GIVE OUT IS WHAT YOU GET BACK!!!!

As for your tone to Sweetums, I take offense to that. She is one of the most intelligent, well respected people in this space. Consider yourself honored to be on a thread with her.

Magick....You go girl.....you rock!!!!
Leslie, are you coming? You better!!!!

Kimmykim 09-08-2003 02:57 PM

Troels, stop aggravating people. If you don't like it, then sit there and don't like it. You don't have to like it :)

SEGuru 09-08-2003 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Troels, stop aggravating people. If you don't like it, then sit there and don't like it. You don't have to like it :)
How's it goin gurl? I swear Kimmy...when Muffin walked by and said what she did...I ALMOST FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR!

How funny was that?!?!?

Muffin 09-08-2003 03:01 PM

You've done it now......pissed of KimmyKim!!!!! That is pretty hard to do!!!! Not a smart idea....but then you seem to be lacking in that department.

sweetums 09-08-2003 03:04 PM

Da Da Dum......Magick & KimmyKim & Leslie are here.....

Man, Troel better watch his back.....heheheh :)

sweetums 09-08-2003 03:13 PM

Oh yeah.....and I forgot to mention that Muffin has a thing for kneecaps.....

'Member Magick? Heheheh

SykkBoy 09-08-2003 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by sweetums
Oh yeah.....and I forgot to mention that Muffin has a thing for kneecaps.....

'Member Magick? Heheheh

yeah, but it's not even really worth fighting over...
so Troells won't be attending...who cares?

All that matters is that those who want to attend get their money's worth, that's ALL that matters....

Those who won't or don't go? Who gives a fuck what they think?

SEGuru 09-08-2003 03:17 PM

OMG the YaYa's are getting keyed up!

/me backs away carefully to watch as he sees pony tails a darty words come flying around!

hehehehe :Graucho

sherie 09-08-2003 03:17 PM

Ladies ladies. No need to let some little puke get you going. Someone who obviously can't afford the airfare let alone the cost of the seminar is not worth the response to any of his useless posts.:2 cents:

SEGuru 09-08-2003 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2


yeah, but it's not even really worth fighting over...
so Troells won't be attending...who cares?

All that matters is that those who want to attend get their money's worth, that's ALL that matters....

Those who won't or don't go? Who gives a fuck what they think?

Does this mean I get a reach around?

Muffin 09-08-2003 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2


yeah, but it's not even really worth fighting over...
so Troells won't be attending...who cares?

All that matters is that those who want to attend get their money's worth, that's ALL that matters....

Those who won't or don't go? Who gives a fuck what they think?

You are so right....We are just having a goof with our little boy!!!! However, maybe he will learn something from this!!!!

Baby, you deserve your title, SHERIEROCKS!!!!

SykkBoy 09-08-2003 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru


Does this mean I get a reach around?

um, no...well not from me...that's not my department...I think that's KimmyKim's area.....

I've just decided on this show, all I care about are attendees and sponsors being happy, anyone who wants to start shit or make excuses about not coming, I don't really care....

I'd rather spend my energy on making attendees and sponsors happy then arguing with someone who's not going to attend anyways....

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
Does this mean I get a reach around?
Not happy with mine anymore? Hmmm... :(

Kimmykim 09-08-2003 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru


How's it goin gurl? I swear Kimmy...when Muffin walked by and said what she did...I ALMOST FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR!

How funny was that?!?!?

Your reaction to it was even funnier ;)

SEGuru 09-08-2003 03:28 PM

Charles...my man!

Its too bad you cannot make it brutha! My aim and email are nutty with questions about the seminar...and YES...WE CAN COVER THE OUTLINE IN A DAY.

I'm going to cram so much info into your heads, you'll be limping out the doors! There is definitely no lack thereof here.

Sykk...ICQ ME: 28495329 :thumbsup

vidvicious 09-08-2003 03:29 PM

the Seminar and Convention will rock!!! .. See ya there
www.webmastersummit.com

MagicksAntics 09-08-2003 03:34 PM

mmmmmmmm... kneecaps.

http://mysistahs.com/humper.gif

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SEGuru 09-08-2003 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by MagicksAntics
mmmmmmmm... kneecaps.

http://mysistahs.com/humper.gif

<br><br>


OMG now thats funny as hell...haven't seen humping smileys before. Magick, kneecaps, humping...3 words that actually work together in the same sentence!

:pimp

Muffin 09-08-2003 03:47 PM

Magick: I am so excited to see you in Vancouver!!!! We need to move on our soiree!!!!! Just chatted with KK about it!!!!

Troels 09-08-2003 03:50 PM

Sorry, was away for awhile. I'll try to answer the posts directed towards me.

Quote:

Originally posted by MagicksAntics


If you can't make that $200 back from what you would learn by going there, then you are as dumb as a post. Seriously.

Again, we've already established that all the Einsteins pay to hear what to do in the SEO world, so yes, I guess that makes me dumb.

Muffin 09-08-2003 03:50 PM

Magick: I just read what Guru said....I'ze speechless!!!!! Only until I catch my breath from laughing so hard!

Many kisses you!

Troels 09-08-2003 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


fool

Ouch.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


Why not teach others? It's an enormous market and there's plenty of room for other SEO's to learn and enter the marketplace. And his price is virtually nothing for what you'll come out with.

WG

Why create competitors????

Muffin 09-08-2003 04:05 PM

Sales and Marketing 101:

If you have no competitors you have no marketplace!!!! Cream rises to the top. That is how you get marketshare!

Troels 09-08-2003 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by nuclei
Ya gotta love trolls daron, they are everywhere and always posting shit :P
Oh yes, the namething is an evergreen.
Trust me nuclei, you are the first one ever to mention my first name's resemblance to that English word.
You must be proud.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru

You still don't get it...and I had this same conversation prior to the seminar where 40 people came to vancouver and I taught for 8 hours a day for 5 days. This is what I do for a living, for my clientele and teach to those seeking what I know.

Good one. So you actually make a living telling other people how to get good results in the search engines but you don't play the engines yourself???

Those who can, do - those who can't, teach?

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels
Why create competitors????
Not everyone who's an SEO is a competitor. If you look at it that way, then SEGuru and myself should be huge competitors, which is certainly not the case. We do similiar work but we also talk to each other on new trends in SE's and we work with each other to better familiar ourselves with the marketplace. By maximizing the learning abilities within the market, this makes us stronger and in a better position than re-inventing the wheel many times over.

But since you seem to be all wise and smart on your concepts of business competition, I'm willing to bet you don't need to attend this conference.

WG

Troels 09-08-2003 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muffin
Troels, it is embarassing for you to come on this board, which is a community board and announce to everyone that you would never assist a fellow collegue. I THOUGHT WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION!!!! WHAT YOU GIVE OUT IS WHAT YOU GET BACK!!!!
Fine - next time you want a reply from me it'll cost you $200...
Or you can signup for a monthly fee of $29.95 and I'll reply whenever you want me to.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Troels, stop aggravating people. If you don't like it, then sit there and don't like it. You don't have to like it :)
This is GFY.

I'm always looking for posts from SEguru. This isn't one of my drunken rambling threads although some of you might disagree.

SEGuru 09-08-2003 04:20 PM

I'm still at a loss on the $29.95 a month thing.

WiredGuy, nice post! You are indeed correct.

For any long time SEO's in the crowd...you may remember an old name SEO...DOGBOY.

He's as old school as they come. I will be seeing Dogboy in London for PubCon sponsored by WebmasterWorld. He and I have done a little business here and there...but for the most parts...we bounce stuff off each other. Compare notes.

Same as WG and myself.

That is very much a part of this business. A complete picture is needed to access your overall SE campaign. I try and help empower people with that knowledge as well as point them in the right direction in the time we have together.


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