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Troels 09-08-2003 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Muffin
You've done it now......pissed of KimmyKim!!!!! That is pretty hard to do!!!! Not a smart idea....but then you seem to be lacking in that department.
You could be wrong.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
Ladies ladies. No need to let some little puke get you going. Someone who obviously can't afford the airfare let alone the cost of the seminar is not worth the response to any of his useless posts.:2 cents:
Good post sherie.
You know your stuff.

Muffin 09-08-2003 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Troels


This is GFY.

I'm always looking for posts from SEguru. This isn't one of my drunken rambling threads although some of you might disagree.


I understand where you are coming from......There are a lot of people who adore and look up to SEGuru. But this could be construed as "Stalking." Talk to one of the girls, I am sure they could teach you a softer and more appropriate approach to get the attention you are so desperatley seeking from SEGuru.

Sherie, is a great girl, who knows her stuff and has helped me out on many occassions. See, you know who she is and you know everyone else on this board, but no one knows you.....hmnnn......

Troels 09-08-2003 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Muffin
Sales and Marketing 101:

If you have no competitors you have no marketplace!!!! Cream rises to the top. That is how you get marketshare!

Hahahahahahahahaha
Yeah, you'll get a SMALLER marketshare.

Exactly how do I benefit from having more people enter the SEO game????

TheJimmy 09-08-2003 04:38 PM

right on SEGuru!


glad to hear you're doing another one...


...was a great show last time you did this seminar, and I'm sure this one will be even better.

:thumbsup :thumbsup


this gonna be at the Palisades again? I hope so, there's a great greek food joint right down the street that I love ;)

Muffin 09-08-2003 04:40 PM

Yes, it will be at the Pacific Palisades......I love the fact that we are a stones throw from Robson.....got myself into some trouble last year!!!!

TheJimmy 09-08-2003 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Muffin
Yes, it will be at the Pacific Palisades......I love the fact that we are a stones throw from Robson.....got myself into some trouble last year!!!!

haha, hell yeh, I love that town...

good shopping, clean air, nice people, and the list goes on....

SEGuru 09-08-2003 04:42 PM

TheJimmy...

You were at one of my Vancouver Seminars weren't you?

You plan on being at this one? Webmaster Summit is storming into Vancouver and its going to be a blast!

Hope you can make it, and yes...the Pacific Palisades...have stayed there several times before!

You'll like it! Ya just can't have a bad time in Vancouver!

Troels 09-08-2003 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


Not everyone who's an SEO is a competitor. If you look at it that way, then SEGuru and myself should be huge competitors, which is certainly not the case. We do similiar work but we also talk to each other on new trends in SE's and we work with each other to better familiar ourselves with the marketplace. By maximizing the learning abilities within the market, this makes us stronger and in a better position than re-inventing the wheel many times over.

But since you seem to be all wise and smart on your concepts of business competition, I'm willing to bet you don't need to attend this conference.

WG

Would you sell your knowledge for $200 per to a couple of hundred people?

nuclei 09-08-2003 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
TheJimmy...

You were at one of my Vancouver Seminars weren't you?

You plan on being at this one? Webmaster Summit is storming into Vancouver and its going to be a blast!

Hope you can make it, and yes...the Pacific Palisades...have stayed there several times before!

You'll like it! Ya just can't have a bad time in Vancouver!


depends on if your str8 and bend over while on davie street

:1orglaugh

TheJimmy 09-08-2003 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
TheJimmy...

You were at one of my Vancouver Seminars weren't you?

You plan on being at this one? Webmaster Summit is storming into Vancouver and its going to be a blast!

Hope you can make it, and yes...the Pacific Palisades...have stayed there several times before!

You'll like it! Ya just can't have a bad time in Vancouver!


haha HELL yeh, I was at the last one you did man....kick ass seminar and great show/party in general...

I'm gonna try to make this one as well....




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depends on if your str8 and bend over while on davie street
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LOL nuc ;)

ya sick bastard....

SEGuru 09-08-2003 04:49 PM

Ok...so I spose I should ask where davie street is?
Gastown?

heheehehe

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Troels
Would you sell your knowledge for $200 per to a couple of hundred people?
Why not? I personally don't like teaching, that's something more up SEGuru's alley but if I enjoyed teaching then I would do it.

WG

Kimmykim 09-08-2003 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Troels


You could be wrong.

LOL I'm not pissed off, I just told you to quit aggravating people ;)

Muffin 09-08-2003 04:56 PM

Wired Guy, you have to come!!!! We never got to properly celebrate your birthday!!!!

Troels 09-08-2003 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
I try and help empower people with that knowledge as well as point them in the right direction in the time we have together.
All from the goodness of your heart.

Seriously, I think my time is up here. I had a bone to pick with you from one previous encounter we've had (and no Muffin, it's not that thread here on GFY), but now this is on the verge of getting too serious.

Have fun at your seminar.

SEGuru 09-08-2003 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


Why not? I personally don't like teaching, that's something more up SEGuru's alley but if I enjoyed teaching then I would do it.

WG

TOUCHE' #3

So with that all cleared up... VANCOUVER PEOPLE.

Get over to http://www.webmastersummit.com and get signed up for the conference...then get signed up for the ALL DAY SEARCH ENGINE CAMP. This happens the day before Webmaster Summit begins folks.

First morning we work...the second morning...we TEE OFF WITH XXXPRESSTOYS!

This will be a great conference.

FYI, I just got confirmation that our room capacity for the SE Boot Camp is 50 people. So if you plan on being there for this one...you need to get registered quick...this is first come first serve as its space available only!

Muffin 09-08-2003 05:02 PM

Too serious?.... The only thing serious here were the remarks about me and knee cap busting.....but that was only for the defense of a very dear friend on her wedding day. I did however offer a more positive alternative!!!!

Anyway, I digress......this is fun.....don't go!

Troels 09-08-2003 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muffin

Sherie, is a great girl, who knows her stuff and has helped me out on many occassions. See, you know who she is and you know everyone else on this board, but no one knows you.....hmnnn......

And I like it that way.

Darren stepped on my toes once. I just wanted to have a little fun with him, but I'm pretty sure the only thing I did was to help promote his seminar.

Muffin 09-08-2003 05:07 PM

Signups are going quickly.....shocked me how many people are getting their plans solidified in a timely manner.....so, I encourage you to do the same.....you don't want to miss out on this great opportunity to attend the SE Boot Camp.


You know.....if you arrange your plans now, you will feel better!!!!!

We are finishing up plans to work with a travel wholesaler so your traveling will be available at a discounted rate. If you need to make your plans tonite you may ICQ me for the info.

sexyavs 09-08-2003 05:12 PM

Troels is a genius..

Ive seen his domains etc..

Only one person ever got the edge on him.. and it was me!

haha


SEGuru's stuff is good learning and the $200 is not much for some nuggies of info.. I made my way in the SE biz and I wouldnt give any of my secrets away for even 20k a head..

1. Cause the secrets were so easy to find
2. The money I was making was much more than the 20k would have been.

This is about 3 years ago.. when I would see aga, sacx,stallion, freexxx, etc.. all over the engines.

Now I dont bother with them anymore.. I make all my money as an exotic dancer..

Chris
aka Pornoman

sexyavs 09-08-2003 05:13 PM

Oh and if you think Troels is some newbie homo.. your wrong..


The newbie homo is kingk


Chris

SEGuru 09-08-2003 05:16 PM

Pornoman...how the hell are ya man!

Never got the chance to gab with ya at Internext! You planning on golfing with us in Vancouver?

Troels 09-08-2003 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by sexyavs


Only one person ever got the edge on him.. and it was me!

haha

Aww man. You again. It's soooo sad but you're right.
Worst deal I've EVER made :)

So how much has the domain earned back? 10000% ? :)

Troels 09-08-2003 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyavs
Oh and if you think Troels is some newbie homo.. your wrong..


The newbie homo is kingk


Chris

Haha and it has been confirmed!! The guys brought back two hookers for him late saturday night and he squeeled like a girl when he woke up and saw them.
He then threw them out of his bedroom!

From my icq history, quote:

*I was disgusted to see 2 naked girls in my bedroom!*

Luckily Frank was there to comfort him.

SEGuru 09-08-2003 05:28 PM

Jeez...sounds like a juicy story?!?!?!

Muffin 09-08-2003 06:07 PM

Does anyone have a name of a good leather store in Vancouver? I just want to keep my options open. My leather jacket got stolen when we were in Germany. I need to replace it, but would like to do some research.....

Thanks in advance for the help!

SykkBoy 09-08-2003 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyavs
Oh and if you think Troels is some newbie homo.. your wrong..


Chris

well, I never really thought he was a newbie ;-)))

Kimmykim 09-08-2003 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyavs
Now I dont bother with them anymore.. I make all my money as an exotic dancer..

Chris
aka Pornoman

This why you keep taking me to the Cheetah every time I want to take you upstairs at the OG? ;)

MagicksAntics 09-08-2003 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muffin
Does anyone have a name of a good leather store in Vancouver? .....
Oh my, the images that statement conjured up in my head. It's a good thing I read the rest of the post :winkwink:

Muffin, picture this:

It's a gorgeous night in Vegas. Good food, great friends, and... one distraught chica.

Enter Venetian Hotel Manager...and company. Muffin, AKA "Brandy Soprano", informs them that one of two scenarios is going to occur:

A. Things are "made right", they get invited, it's a beautiful thing.

OR

B. "I'll break your legs".

GETCHA SOME.



:Graucho
<br><br>

Kimmykim 09-08-2003 07:09 PM

Damn if there wasn't a wedding gown involved in this little scenario Magick ;)

SEGuru 09-08-2003 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MagicksAntics


Oh my, the images that statement conjured up in my head. It's a good thing I read the rest of the post :winkwink:

Muffin, picture this:

It's a gorgeous night in Vegas. Good food, great friends, and... one distraught chica.

Enter Venetian Hotel Manager...and company. Muffin, AKA "Brandy Soprano", informs them that one of two scenarios is going to occur:

A. Things are "made right", they get invited, it's a beautiful thing.

OR

B. "I'll break your legs".

GETCHA SOME.



:Graucho
<br><br>


That was one classic post Magick!

Muffin 09-08-2003 07:19 PM

I am still smiling! What can I say, I protect and potentially cause bodily damage for those I love!!!! I offered them a more peaceful alternative!!!! Lucky for them.....it all worked out!!!!!

It was one of the most beautiful occasions I have had the honor to be a part of!!!!


It was the nite before, that really makes me blush.....which is a rarity for me!

MagicksAntics 09-08-2003 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Damn if there wasn't a wedding gown involved in this little scenario Magick ;)
shhhhhhhhhh :winkwink:

hehehe Kimmy, I wish you could have seen it. She was amazing.

So many priceless lines in Vegas this year... like "I just had so much respect for you back then! And now that I know you...uh..."

:1orglaugh

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SEGuru 09-08-2003 07:24 PM

May it never be that rare!

lol

:1orglaugh

Muffin 09-08-2003 07:27 PM

Give me a "Y" Give me an "A"

Give me a great walk of shame!!!!

MagicksAntics 09-08-2003 07:31 PM

hehe...Muffin has 69 posts.

:thumbsup

<br><br>

SEGuru 09-08-2003 07:35 PM

She finally got 69...I mean she wasn't even complaining about a thing when she was at 68 and I told her to do me and I'd owe her one.

hehehehe

sherie 09-08-2003 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by Troels


Good post sherie.
You know your stuff.

Well your correct. I knew and had odds how long it would take you to post...I lost, thanks. You were 10mins late:glugglug

Unless you're referring to the fact that you have no balls...:winkwink:

SEGuru 09-08-2003 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Well your correct. I knew and had odds how long it would take you to post...I lost, thanks. You were 10mins late:glugglug

Unless you're referring to the fact that you have no balls...:winkwink:

Dayum...Sherie! This piss fest is officially over!

So...SIGN UP PEEPS! Space for 50 and it will go fast!

Muffin 09-08-2003 08:41 PM

Correction, less than 50 seats available! Sherie, the bad energy left here a while ago. I hope you are having a great nite beautiful girl!

SEGuru 09-08-2003 08:42 PM

...but dayum gurl I like your style! Just one question Sherie? hehehehe

Did you tell us how you really felt though?

Muffin 09-08-2003 10:22 PM

So, those of us who will be flying in on the 22nd of October. We should plan a nite out.

ICQ or AIM me please!

EvilDan 09-08-2003 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
OMG the YaYa's are getting keyed up!

/me backs away carefully to watch as he sees pony tails a darty words come flying around!

hehehehe :Graucho

No - No - No

Not the Carpet Munching Ya Ya's

Let me outta this thread :arcadefre

SEGuru 09-08-2003 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilDan


No - No - No

Not the Carpet Munching Ya Ya's

Let me outta this thread :arcadefre

From what I can tell...there's no escaping the Ya Ya's. If I understand correctly, they are already planning their little YaYa outing/gathering for Vancouver now.

Or do I mis-speak?

Muffin 09-09-2003 12:18 AM

Sorry guys.....this is not a thread about the Ya-Ya's.....strictly mums on that.....

FUCKuPAYme 09-09-2003 12:22 AM

Darren knows his shit. you people might learn something other then Posting and bitching.

I want to YA YA

SEGuru 09-09-2003 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FUCKuPAYme
Darren knows his shit. you people might learn something other then Posting and bitching.

I want to YA YA

Thanks for the props brutha! Have you been to one of my seminars before?

Muffin 09-09-2003 12:43 AM

What happens with the Ya-Ya's stays with the Ya-Ya's or more commonly known as, "What happens in Aly's room, stays in Aly's room!"

Ain't that the truth!!!!

SEGuru 09-09-2003 01:21 AM

Well,

I am up and apparently so is the GFY crowd! I am glad to see the Seminar sing-ups coming in!

As they are indeed coming in. Remember folks, we are limited to 50 attendees...you do not want to miss out on this seminar!

Hmmm, maybe the Ya Ya's should Sponsor the Seminar Room in Vancouver...that sounds like a kewl idea to me.

GFY's are obviously hip to this event...so come on Ya Ya's...bring it!


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