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Muffin 09-08-2003 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2


yeah, but it's not even really worth fighting over...
so Troells won't be attending...who cares?

All that matters is that those who want to attend get their money's worth, that's ALL that matters....

Those who won't or don't go? Who gives a fuck what they think?

You are so right....We are just having a goof with our little boy!!!! However, maybe he will learn something from this!!!!

Baby, you deserve your title, SHERIEROCKS!!!!

SykkBoy 09-08-2003 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru


Does this mean I get a reach around?

um, no...well not from me...that's not my department...I think that's KimmyKim's area.....

I've just decided on this show, all I care about are attendees and sponsors being happy, anyone who wants to start shit or make excuses about not coming, I don't really care....

I'd rather spend my energy on making attendees and sponsors happy then arguing with someone who's not going to attend anyways....

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
Does this mean I get a reach around?
Not happy with mine anymore? Hmmm... :(

Kimmykim 09-08-2003 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru


How's it goin gurl? I swear Kimmy...when Muffin walked by and said what she did...I ALMOST FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR!

How funny was that?!?!?

Your reaction to it was even funnier ;)

SEGuru 09-08-2003 03:28 PM

Charles...my man!

Its too bad you cannot make it brutha! My aim and email are nutty with questions about the seminar...and YES...WE CAN COVER THE OUTLINE IN A DAY.

I'm going to cram so much info into your heads, you'll be limping out the doors! There is definitely no lack thereof here.

Sykk...ICQ ME: 28495329 :thumbsup

vidvicious 09-08-2003 03:29 PM

the Seminar and Convention will rock!!! .. See ya there
www.webmastersummit.com

MagicksAntics 09-08-2003 03:34 PM

mmmmmmmm... kneecaps.

http://mysistahs.com/humper.gif

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SEGuru 09-08-2003 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by MagicksAntics
mmmmmmmm... kneecaps.

http://mysistahs.com/humper.gif

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OMG now thats funny as hell...haven't seen humping smileys before. Magick, kneecaps, humping...3 words that actually work together in the same sentence!

:pimp

Muffin 09-08-2003 03:47 PM

Magick: I am so excited to see you in Vancouver!!!! We need to move on our soiree!!!!! Just chatted with KK about it!!!!

Troels 09-08-2003 03:50 PM

Sorry, was away for awhile. I'll try to answer the posts directed towards me.

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Originally posted by MagicksAntics


If you can't make that $200 back from what you would learn by going there, then you are as dumb as a post. Seriously.

Again, we've already established that all the Einsteins pay to hear what to do in the SEO world, so yes, I guess that makes me dumb.

Muffin 09-08-2003 03:50 PM

Magick: I just read what Guru said....I'ze speechless!!!!! Only until I catch my breath from laughing so hard!

Many kisses you!

Troels 09-08-2003 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


fool

Ouch.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


Why not teach others? It's an enormous market and there's plenty of room for other SEO's to learn and enter the marketplace. And his price is virtually nothing for what you'll come out with.

WG

Why create competitors????

Muffin 09-08-2003 04:05 PM

Sales and Marketing 101:

If you have no competitors you have no marketplace!!!! Cream rises to the top. That is how you get marketshare!

Troels 09-08-2003 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by nuclei
Ya gotta love trolls daron, they are everywhere and always posting shit :P
Oh yes, the namething is an evergreen.
Trust me nuclei, you are the first one ever to mention my first name's resemblance to that English word.
You must be proud.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru

You still don't get it...and I had this same conversation prior to the seminar where 40 people came to vancouver and I taught for 8 hours a day for 5 days. This is what I do for a living, for my clientele and teach to those seeking what I know.

Good one. So you actually make a living telling other people how to get good results in the search engines but you don't play the engines yourself???

Those who can, do - those who can't, teach?

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Troels
Why create competitors????
Not everyone who's an SEO is a competitor. If you look at it that way, then SEGuru and myself should be huge competitors, which is certainly not the case. We do similiar work but we also talk to each other on new trends in SE's and we work with each other to better familiar ourselves with the marketplace. By maximizing the learning abilities within the market, this makes us stronger and in a better position than re-inventing the wheel many times over.

But since you seem to be all wise and smart on your concepts of business competition, I'm willing to bet you don't need to attend this conference.

WG

Troels 09-08-2003 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Muffin
Troels, it is embarassing for you to come on this board, which is a community board and announce to everyone that you would never assist a fellow collegue. I THOUGHT WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION!!!! WHAT YOU GIVE OUT IS WHAT YOU GET BACK!!!!
Fine - next time you want a reply from me it'll cost you $200...
Or you can signup for a monthly fee of $29.95 and I'll reply whenever you want me to.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Troels, stop aggravating people. If you don't like it, then sit there and don't like it. You don't have to like it :)
This is GFY.

I'm always looking for posts from SEguru. This isn't one of my drunken rambling threads although some of you might disagree.

SEGuru 09-08-2003 04:20 PM

I'm still at a loss on the $29.95 a month thing.

WiredGuy, nice post! You are indeed correct.

For any long time SEO's in the crowd...you may remember an old name SEO...DOGBOY.

He's as old school as they come. I will be seeing Dogboy in London for PubCon sponsored by WebmasterWorld. He and I have done a little business here and there...but for the most parts...we bounce stuff off each other. Compare notes.

Same as WG and myself.

That is very much a part of this business. A complete picture is needed to access your overall SE campaign. I try and help empower people with that knowledge as well as point them in the right direction in the time we have together.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Muffin
You've done it now......pissed of KimmyKim!!!!! That is pretty hard to do!!!! Not a smart idea....but then you seem to be lacking in that department.
You could be wrong.

Troels 09-08-2003 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
Ladies ladies. No need to let some little puke get you going. Someone who obviously can't afford the airfare let alone the cost of the seminar is not worth the response to any of his useless posts.:2 cents:
Good post sherie.
You know your stuff.

Muffin 09-08-2003 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Troels


This is GFY.

I'm always looking for posts from SEguru. This isn't one of my drunken rambling threads although some of you might disagree.


I understand where you are coming from......There are a lot of people who adore and look up to SEGuru. But this could be construed as "Stalking." Talk to one of the girls, I am sure they could teach you a softer and more appropriate approach to get the attention you are so desperatley seeking from SEGuru.

Sherie, is a great girl, who knows her stuff and has helped me out on many occassions. See, you know who she is and you know everyone else on this board, but no one knows you.....hmnnn......

Troels 09-08-2003 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Muffin
Sales and Marketing 101:

If you have no competitors you have no marketplace!!!! Cream rises to the top. That is how you get marketshare!

Hahahahahahahahaha
Yeah, you'll get a SMALLER marketshare.

Exactly how do I benefit from having more people enter the SEO game????

TheJimmy 09-08-2003 04:38 PM

right on SEGuru!


glad to hear you're doing another one...


...was a great show last time you did this seminar, and I'm sure this one will be even better.

:thumbsup :thumbsup


this gonna be at the Palisades again? I hope so, there's a great greek food joint right down the street that I love ;)

Muffin 09-08-2003 04:40 PM

Yes, it will be at the Pacific Palisades......I love the fact that we are a stones throw from Robson.....got myself into some trouble last year!!!!

TheJimmy 09-08-2003 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Muffin
Yes, it will be at the Pacific Palisades......I love the fact that we are a stones throw from Robson.....got myself into some trouble last year!!!!

haha, hell yeh, I love that town...

good shopping, clean air, nice people, and the list goes on....

SEGuru 09-08-2003 04:42 PM

TheJimmy...

You were at one of my Vancouver Seminars weren't you?

You plan on being at this one? Webmaster Summit is storming into Vancouver and its going to be a blast!

Hope you can make it, and yes...the Pacific Palisades...have stayed there several times before!

You'll like it! Ya just can't have a bad time in Vancouver!

Troels 09-08-2003 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


Not everyone who's an SEO is a competitor. If you look at it that way, then SEGuru and myself should be huge competitors, which is certainly not the case. We do similiar work but we also talk to each other on new trends in SE's and we work with each other to better familiar ourselves with the marketplace. By maximizing the learning abilities within the market, this makes us stronger and in a better position than re-inventing the wheel many times over.

But since you seem to be all wise and smart on your concepts of business competition, I'm willing to bet you don't need to attend this conference.

WG

Would you sell your knowledge for $200 per to a couple of hundred people?

nuclei 09-08-2003 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
TheJimmy...

You were at one of my Vancouver Seminars weren't you?

You plan on being at this one? Webmaster Summit is storming into Vancouver and its going to be a blast!

Hope you can make it, and yes...the Pacific Palisades...have stayed there several times before!

You'll like it! Ya just can't have a bad time in Vancouver!


depends on if your str8 and bend over while on davie street

:1orglaugh

TheJimmy 09-08-2003 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
TheJimmy...

You were at one of my Vancouver Seminars weren't you?

You plan on being at this one? Webmaster Summit is storming into Vancouver and its going to be a blast!

Hope you can make it, and yes...the Pacific Palisades...have stayed there several times before!

You'll like it! Ya just can't have a bad time in Vancouver!


haha HELL yeh, I was at the last one you did man....kick ass seminar and great show/party in general...

I'm gonna try to make this one as well....




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depends on if your str8 and bend over while on davie street
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LOL nuc ;)

ya sick bastard....

SEGuru 09-08-2003 04:49 PM

Ok...so I spose I should ask where davie street is?
Gastown?

heheehehe

WiredGuy 09-08-2003 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Troels
Would you sell your knowledge for $200 per to a couple of hundred people?
Why not? I personally don't like teaching, that's something more up SEGuru's alley but if I enjoyed teaching then I would do it.

WG

Kimmykim 09-08-2003 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Troels


You could be wrong.

LOL I'm not pissed off, I just told you to quit aggravating people ;)

Muffin 09-08-2003 04:56 PM

Wired Guy, you have to come!!!! We never got to properly celebrate your birthday!!!!

Troels 09-08-2003 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
I try and help empower people with that knowledge as well as point them in the right direction in the time we have together.
All from the goodness of your heart.

Seriously, I think my time is up here. I had a bone to pick with you from one previous encounter we've had (and no Muffin, it's not that thread here on GFY), but now this is on the verge of getting too serious.

Have fun at your seminar.

SEGuru 09-08-2003 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


Why not? I personally don't like teaching, that's something more up SEGuru's alley but if I enjoyed teaching then I would do it.

WG

TOUCHE' #3

So with that all cleared up... VANCOUVER PEOPLE.

Get over to http://www.webmastersummit.com and get signed up for the conference...then get signed up for the ALL DAY SEARCH ENGINE CAMP. This happens the day before Webmaster Summit begins folks.

First morning we work...the second morning...we TEE OFF WITH XXXPRESSTOYS!

This will be a great conference.

FYI, I just got confirmation that our room capacity for the SE Boot Camp is 50 people. So if you plan on being there for this one...you need to get registered quick...this is first come first serve as its space available only!

Muffin 09-08-2003 05:02 PM

Too serious?.... The only thing serious here were the remarks about me and knee cap busting.....but that was only for the defense of a very dear friend on her wedding day. I did however offer a more positive alternative!!!!

Anyway, I digress......this is fun.....don't go!

Troels 09-08-2003 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Muffin

Sherie, is a great girl, who knows her stuff and has helped me out on many occassions. See, you know who she is and you know everyone else on this board, but no one knows you.....hmnnn......

And I like it that way.

Darren stepped on my toes once. I just wanted to have a little fun with him, but I'm pretty sure the only thing I did was to help promote his seminar.

Muffin 09-08-2003 05:07 PM

Signups are going quickly.....shocked me how many people are getting their plans solidified in a timely manner.....so, I encourage you to do the same.....you don't want to miss out on this great opportunity to attend the SE Boot Camp.


You know.....if you arrange your plans now, you will feel better!!!!!

We are finishing up plans to work with a travel wholesaler so your traveling will be available at a discounted rate. If you need to make your plans tonite you may ICQ me for the info.


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