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grogan 10-01-2003 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Dildozer


tard

no baseball in the mountains?

berg.the.red 10-01-2003 01:35 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by kmanrox
it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....
there's also that "Owned Fucker" screen cap to contend with ...

Amputate Your Head 10-01-2003 01:53 AM
definately gotta agree with the kman leg breakin' plan here....

bhutocracy 10-01-2003 01:58 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by xmovieparad
they kno im into porn they kno its my own house....they kno where i live..

there gonna look to break in and steal my shit ...some time or another...whatt he fuck do i do
you did this at YOUR HOUSE?!?! jesus.
oh man use some common sense.

The Truth Hurts 10-01-2003 02:04 AM
kman.. you're one seriously warped motherfucker...

I like that in a person.

aimar78 10-01-2003 02:10 AM
You should never call a hooker / drug dealer etc. to your house.

Don't do anything stupid you'll get caught. Think of it as a lesson learned and move on.

footsex 10-01-2003 02:10 AM
bahahahahahaha this shit is too funny, you are the biggest looooooser ever. not only did you have to pay but you didn't even get a piece for the $450 you spend on a hooker hahaha
i can't even stop laughing at you:1orglaugh and now you want help getting your money back this is hysterical. But ok since it was going to be your first time and you blew it, I will help you out!
Here's the deal you pay me $900 and I will get the slut to give you back your money and apoligize to you.. Hit me up, i'll help lol

Makingcoin 10-01-2003 02:11 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by kmanrox
now if you're a stupid/crazy former marine from new york.... what i woul do is wait 3 weeks... call for her again with a different voice... have her meet you at some other place during the day where you know the people are at work..... when her and her driver/accomplice come drivin up, wait until she's getting out of the car with the door open, run up, kick the door closed on her leg, pull a gun on her man, have him put his hands on the steering wheel, start smashing the windows with your pistol to intimidate them, mug the dude, take the purse of the chick.... pistol whip them both, take off on foot thru a preplanned escape route...


OR, if you're not that pyscho...


call them again, have them meet a friend of yours at a cheap motel who you've already determined doesnt check your ID when you check in.... when the girl comes in, have him flash her some cash, triple lock the door.... when she turns around, YOU come out of the closet, knock her the FUCK OUT with a wooden bat, check her purse for money/valuables, if there is none, break her kneecaps, her shoulder blades, her femur, her shins, twist her ankles backwards.... then escape within 1.5 minutes of her entering, thru the back window which you've already opened and planned your escape on foot....

it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....

as an added bonus you could always steal her ID after your break her bones and then send letters to every racist organization in the area telling what a race traitor she is and she only sleeps with black and hispanic men and she's a disgrace to your pure and superior race and she needs to be 'handled'.... the klan usually passes things like that unto the skins cuz they are young and crazier, so more than likely she'll end up getting curbstomped eventually...

you can probably think of some better things to do, i only thought 5 minutes on this, if you want some real good stuff to do, lmk and i'll put some more thought into it for ya...
This is the funniest thing I have read on gfy in a long long time. My gut hurts now from reading all that.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nosey 10-01-2003 02:15 AM
:1orglaugh

xmovieparad 10-01-2003 02:16 AM
im not trying to get my money back... its fuckin $450..the only reason i was doin it was to get a shoot off of her or get her into doing movies for us....

i wanna fuckup the agency cause thats fucked up what they did....

nosey 10-01-2003 02:17 AM
50 escorts

xmovieparad 10-01-2003 02:17 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by footsex
bahahahahahaha this shit is too funny, you are the biggest looooooser ever. not only did you have to pay but you didn't even get a piece for the $450 you spend on a hooker hahaha
i can't even stop laughing at you:1orglaugh and now you want help getting your money back this is hysterical. But ok since it was going to be your first time and you blew it, I will help you out!
Here's the deal you pay me $900 and I will get the slut to give you back your money and apoligize to you.. Hit me up, i'll help lol
i dont want my money back and ill pay ya $900 to fuck their agency up..
hit me up icq# 6319144

Roald 10-01-2003 02:17 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by kmanrox
now if you're a stupid/crazy former marine from new york.... what i woul do is wait 3 weeks... call for her again with a different voice... have her meet you at some other place during the day where you know the people are at work..... when her and her driver/accomplice come drivin up, wait until she's getting out of the car with the door open, run up, kick the door closed on her leg, pull a gun on her man, have him put his hands on the steering wheel, start smashing the windows with your pistol to intimidate them, mug the dude, take the purse of the chick.... pistol whip them both, take off on foot thru a preplanned escape route...


OR, if you're not that pyscho...


call them again, have them meet a friend of yours at a cheap motel who you've already determined doesnt check your ID when you check in.... when the girl comes in, have him flash her some cash, triple lock the door.... when she turns around, YOU come out of the closet, knock her the FUCK OUT with a wooden bat, check her purse for money/valuables, if there is none, break her kneecaps, her shoulder blades, her femur, her shins, twist her ankles backwards.... then escape within 1.5 minutes of her entering, thru the back window which you've already opened and planned your escape on foot....

it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....

as an added bonus you could always steal her ID after your break her bones and then send letters to every racist organization in the area telling what a race traitor she is and she only sleeps with black and hispanic men and she's a disgrace to your pure and superior race and she needs to be 'handled'.... the klan usually passes things like that unto the skins cuz they are young and crazier, so more than likely she'll end up getting curbstomped eventually...

you can probably think of some better things to do, i only thought 5 minutes on this, if you want some real good stuff to do, lmk and i'll put some more thought into it for ya...

:1orglaugh

Yngwie 10-01-2003 02:18 AM
Im with kman on this.. Show that whore pain! If no one does it then she will keep ripping men off...

Yngwie

Morgan 10-01-2003 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by gin
goto friends house. call the escort place. wait for them to show up. retaliate
:thumbsup

footsex 10-01-2003 02:22 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by xmovieparad


i dont want my money back and ill pay ya $900 to fuck their agency up..
hit me up icq# 6319144
my offer is to get your money back, from the ho that took it!
not to fucking cause any damage lol

this is way too funny, dude don't call escorts thinking they will do a photo shoot for you :1orglaugh

PenetratinP 10-01-2003 02:36 AM
why not just get in touch with some willing models on

www.onemodelplace.com

www.adultstaffing.com

www.adultxmodels.com

www.modelgig.com

Start off with OneModelPlace - to start join as a silver member which is $6.00 a month and you can email 20 members a day.

You won't be able to search for models willing to do "erotic" or "adult" work but you can search for glamour nude and scan down the results for those who have also listed "erotic"

I was bored in AZ when I was there a few days before the Pheonix Forum so I emailed like 10 models and booked one for the next day.
:thumbsup

Sorry to hear about what happened to you. Did you ask the agency if they had any escorts willing to be on camera?

swedguy 10-01-2003 03:28 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thanks for making my day :thumbsup

bringer 10-01-2003 03:33 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by xmovieparad
All escort services, give me advice tell me what I should do.help!!!!.i called this escort service today:

http://www.tampaescorts.net/album1_018.htm

rachel came over, she told me it was $350 plus a $100 extra for tips and shit..i was like aiight, heres $450, she told me she had to give to the person in the car to checkin..

figured that was reasonable she walked out got in the car and dipped... we tried chasin em but couldnt get to em.. i called him back and he said hello and dint say shit after that and then was like you had more then $450 you got what you deserved..

anyone know these guys?
call her and have her come to a buddies house then when she shows up have your carnie friends pull a raid on the guy in the car outside like in SNATCH
just watched it lastnight again and it rules! :thumbsup

Jer 10-01-2003 03:49 AM
The max you can do is make random calls from all around the city (youn and friends) just to waste her time. If it wasn't your house you would have better options.

With $450 in Brazil you would get some hardcore video action for sure.

poolie 10-01-2003 04:10 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by kmanrox
now if you're a stupid/crazy former marine from new york.... what i woul do is wait 3 weeks... call for her again with a different voice... have her meet you at some other place during the day where you know the people are at work..... when her and her driver/accomplice come drivin up, wait until she's getting out of the car with the door open, run up, kick the door closed on her leg, pull a gun on her man, have him put his hands on the steering wheel, start smashing the windows with your pistol to intimidate them, mug the dude, take the purse of the chick.... pistol whip them both, take off on foot thru a preplanned escape route...


OR, if you're not that pyscho...


call them again, have them meet a friend of yours at a cheap motel who you've already determined doesnt check your ID when you check in.... when the girl comes in, have him flash her some cash, triple lock the door.... when she turns around, YOU come out of the closet, knock her the FUCK OUT with a wooden bat, check her purse for money/valuables, if there is none, break her kneecaps, her shoulder blades, her femur, her shins, twist her ankles backwards.... then escape within 1.5 minutes of her entering, thru the back window which you've already opened and planned your escape on foot....

it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....

as an added bonus you could always steal her ID after your break her bones and then send letters to every racist organization in the area telling what a race traitor she is and she only sleeps with black and hispanic men and she's a disgrace to your pure and superior race and she needs to be 'handled'.... the klan usually passes things like that unto the skins cuz they are young and crazier, so more than likely she'll end up getting curbstomped eventually...

you can probably think of some better things to do, i only thought 5 minutes on this, if you want some real good stuff to do, lmk and i'll put some more thought into it for ya...
:thumbsup

bigdog 10-01-2003 05:57 AM
if i was you i would have tried to sample august at
http://www.exotica-2000.com/modelframe.php?modelid=484

escorpio 10-01-2003 06:06 AM
:thumbsup kman!

GTS Mark 10-01-2003 07:38 AM
K-Man, we're friends right? No beefs? LOL! I would never want to be on your bad side, I would be sitting at home with personal security all around me 24/7!!! :winkwink:

DH

blazi 10-01-2003 07:44 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by xmovieparad
im not trying to get my money back... its fuckin $450..the only reason i was doin it was to get a shoot off of her or get her into doing movies for us....

i wanna fuckup the agency cause thats fucked up what they did....
make them pay, show them what THEY deserve!

TheSaint 10-01-2003 07:53 AM
always pay hookers by credit card so you can charge back bad service. :Graucho

can you imagine how much fun it would be to call visa and say that you are charging back a hooker?

SixNine 10-01-2003 08:46 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bigdog
if i was you i would have tried to sample august at
http://www.exotica-2000.com/modelframe.php?modelid=484
Good Idea


SixNine

bigdog 10-01-2003 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by SixNine


Good Idea


SixNine
nice site.The big pic on the right is not the most attractive pic of her. I would change it

TheEbonyFelony 10-01-2003 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by SixNine


Good Idea


SixNine



the things you come up with always suprise me bro...im glad to work for a cool boss like yourself:thumbsup

JamesK 10-01-2003 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by kmanrox
now if you're a stupid/crazy former marine from new york.... what i woul do is wait 3 weeks... call for her again with a different voice... have her meet you at some other place during the day where you know the people are at work..... when her and her driver/accomplice come drivin up, wait until she's getting out of the car with the door open, run up, kick the door closed on her leg, pull a gun on her man, have him put his hands on the steering wheel, start smashing the windows with your pistol to intimidate them, mug the dude, take the purse of the chick.... pistol whip them both, take off on foot thru a preplanned escape route...


OR, if you're not that pyscho...


call them again, have them meet a friend of yours at a cheap motel who you've already determined doesnt check your ID when you check in.... when the girl comes in, have him flash her some cash, triple lock the door.... when she turns around, YOU come out of the closet, knock her the FUCK OUT with a wooden bat, check her purse for money/valuables, if there is none, break her kneecaps, her shoulder blades, her femur, her shins, twist her ankles backwards.... then escape within 1.5 minutes of her entering, thru the back window which you've already opened and planned your escape on foot....

it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....

as an added bonus you could always steal her ID after your break her bones and then send letters to every racist organization in the area telling what a race traitor she is and she only sleeps with black and hispanic men and she's a disgrace to your pure and superior race and she needs to be 'handled'.... the klan usually passes things like that unto the skins cuz they are young and crazier, so more than likely she'll end up getting curbstomped eventually...

you can probably think of some better things to do, i only thought 5 minutes on this, if you want some real good stuff to do, lmk and i'll put some more thought into it for ya...
ohh god :1orglaugh :1orglaugh can't stop laughing

Nubiles 10-01-2003 09:57 AM
The escorts call this game :

Cash

and

Dash

:winkwink:

NoCarrier 10-01-2003 09:59 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0272338/CN-75-35.jpg

Go rent Punch Drunk Love, this will feel like home.

sweet7 10-01-2003 10:28 AM
$450 for nothing...you overpaid!

Rinaldo 10-01-2003 10:32 AM
34C-24-34

dont think so... that sucks man... lol I would have killed her and the guy

jaYMan 10-01-2003 10:34 AM
kman your crazy!!!


:BangBang:

Vittorio 10-01-2003 10:40 AM
Everyone in here should call the Escort Service # and harass the shit out of them, get them fired at least from that particular agency. Also, call the bitch for another date, have your bully friends meet her at a hotel, and rip her off. You not even being involved, they won't know it's your retaliation.

brand0n 10-01-2003 10:42 AM
ahhhhahaha u got owned!

BradShaw 10-01-2003 10:45 AM
Fly Kman in from Thailand.

Bama 10-01-2003 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by kmanrox
it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....

Yo Kman --

Guess now would be a bad time to tell you about the tea-bagging I did on you back in 98??

LOL !!

donnie 10-01-2003 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by gin
goto friends house. call the escort place. wait for them to show up. retaliate

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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