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bhutocracy 10-01-2003 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY

Hey, Lady, do you ever think of going back? I don't, but every once in a while I get this wierd panic attack over death and stuff, like they are right or something (19 years in there from birth, never knew anything else).

once you've been indoctrinated from a young age you can never entirely get rid of it. it gets hard wired into you.

RATBOY 10-01-2003 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


once you've been indoctrinated from a young age you can never entirely get rid of it. it gets hard wired into you.

It's true, I'm totally fucked up and damaged.:helpme

LadyMischief 10-01-2003 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY


That's wierd, they booted me for basicly the same reason, only I was planning on sharing an apartment with a PLUTONIC friend of mine long-term. Nothing going on, just sharing an apartment. Never moved in either, my parents went through my adress book, called my friend and told her I had "mental problems."

The disfellowshipping stuck, and I never tried going back.

Hey, Lady, do you ever think of going back? I don't, but every once in a while I get this wierd panic attack over death and stuff, like they are right or something (19 years in there from birth, never knew anything else).

Oh GOD no! I'm Wiccan and very pleased with my decision. I pity those who need to have their beliefs spoon-fed to them 3 times a week.

LadyMischief 10-01-2003 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


the local ones here vehemently DISCOURAGE any education past year 10.. which i guess is senior high - you won't find a jw in the final two years of highschool around here. Thats when they really start learning higher end science and whatnot, the sort of thing that cures them of their ignorance and ergo their religion.

Wow that' strange.. they must have some tyrant as a head elder. Probably afraid of all the "worldly" influences in high school.

LadyMischief 10-01-2003 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


once you've been indoctrinated from a young age you can never entirely get rid of it. it gets hard wired into you.

To a certain extent. I really don't find any of the tendancies in me anymore.. although for a while after I got the big boot I did.

bhutocracy 10-01-2003 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY


It's true, I'm totally fucked up and damaged.:helpme

hehe.. i understand.. i was raised catholic. believed up until junior high. you can't undo 15 years of church. you can claw back 99% but there will always be that nagging 1% that no amount of logic knowledge and belief will rid you of.. I was got at too young. the indoctrination started while my brain was forming. We had no chance.

RATBOY 10-01-2003 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief


Oh GOD no! I'm Wiccan and very pleased with my decision. I pity those who need to have their beliefs spoon-fed to them 3 times a week.

That's another thing. 3 times a week meetings is insane.

I seriously can't think of any well-adjusted kids who grew up that way. All the ones I know are dissassociated, disfellowshipped, or clinicly depressed.

I'm off for a few. I have to go to a breast-feeding class with the mother of my soon-to-be illegitimate child:glugglug

com 10-01-2003 06:19 PM

i thank god every day i wasn't raised with any beleife. everything seems so much clearer :)

LadyMischief 10-01-2003 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY


That's another thing. 3 times a week meetings is insane.

I seriously can't think of any well-adjusted kids who grew up that way. All the ones I know are dissassociated, disfellowshipped, or clinicly depressed.

I'm off for a few. I have to go to a breast-feeding class with the mother of my soon-to-be illegitimate child:glugglug

Lol you go, sinner!

Morgan 10-01-2003 06:20 PM

reminds me of a funny story... One day when i was like 16 years old, i was out front of my house in the driveway washing my car while my dad and a couple friends were playing some basketball on my hoop. a couple of these jehovas witness chicks roll up the driveway and ask my dad if she can talk to us. my dads like, "sure, what can i do for you?" They begin to ramble about their deal when my dad stops them and asks them, "Do you save people?" One of the girls was like, "of course". Then he's like, "Do you save hookers?" Again, the same girl goes, "well.... sure we do". Then I shit you not, he then asks the girls, "Will you save me a couple for friday night?". My friends and I were busting up and the one chick was pissed, while the girl behind her sort of cracked a smirk. It was hilarious.

LadyMischief 10-01-2003 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
reminds me of a funny story... One day when i was like 16 years old, i was out front of my house in the driveway washing my car while my dad and a couple friends were playing some basketball on my hoop. a couple of these jehovas witness chicks roll up the driveway and ask my dad if she can talk to us. my dads like, "sure, what can i do for you?" They begin to ramble about their deal when my dad stops them and asks them, "Do you save people?" One of the girls was like, "of course". Then he's like, "Do you save hookers?" Again, the same girl goes, "well.... sure we do". Then I shit you not, he then asks the girls, "Will you save me a couple for friday night?". My friends and I were busting up and the one chick was pissed, while the girl behind her sort of cracked a smirk. It was hilarious.
Hehe sounds like it would have ruled :)

OFFBEAT 10-01-2003 07:31 PM

LADYM- WHATS YOUR ICQ?

RATBOY 10-01-2003 07:57 PM

Ok, it turns out, the breastswere designed/evolved into a food manuacturing and delivery system for the sole purpose of nourishing your young... THAT'S DISGUSTING! LOL.

I need to go surf my own porn like in a big way. I'll check in later.

kmanrox 10-01-2003 11:36 PM

i must admit, this teenage jehovah girl from the boondocks of california gave me some of the best sex i've ever had.... she swallowed like it was semen-of-gold and she laughed when i made fun of her and her jehovah parents.... :thumbsup

Gemini 10-02-2003 01:27 AM

We had both groups pester us here for about the first 4 yrs we lived here. Finally the old man said thats enough and answered the door with a pump shotgun, pumped it and said whatchallwan'? They walk right on by now.

Sheesh sometimes the JA's would come by weekly. Argh!

But the Mormans are required to do that and is part of their training (1 yr away from home in a different city) So don't be so hard on them. Heck, they're kids and just doing what the church wants. But if they're persistant, run them off! (They HATE Catholics lol) [hint]

kmanrox 10-02-2003 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by Gemini
We had both groups pester us here for about the first 4 yrs we lived here. Finally the old man said thats enough and answered the door with a pump shotgun, pumped it and said whatchallwan'? They walk right on by now.

Sheesh sometimes the JA's would come by weekly. Argh!

But the Mormans are required to do that and is part of their training (1 yr away from home in a different city) So don't be so hard on them. Heck, they're kids and just doing what the church wants. But if they're persistant, run them off! (They HATE Catholics lol) [hint]

this girl told me they are obligated to go out on Saturdays and do it....

LeeNoga 10-02-2003 05:10 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief


Disassociated means you stopped going.. Disfellowshipped means they kicked you out. I got Disfellowshipped :P

THATS it, "Disfelloweshipped", state that and they run away from your door and never come back :-)

Thanks LadyM :-))

RATBOY 10-02-2003 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga


THATS it, "Disfelloweshipped", state that and they run away from your door and never come back :-)

Thanks LadyM :-))

Not necessarily, the elders (equivalent to a catholic reverend) are supposed to be required to do a one-year visit on ya if you are disfellowshiped. I have never gotten one, but I moved and never checked in to the local congregation.

"do not visit me or I will sue - add me to 'do not call' list"

EZRhino 10-02-2003 01:46 PM

I have a fenced yard, I just let my 135 lb Rot have some fun, when I see them.

LadyMischief 10-02-2003 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by OFFBEAT
LADYM- WHATS YOUR ICQ?
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LadyMischief 10-02-2003 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox


this girl told me they are obligated to go out on Saturdays and do it....

They aren't REQUIRED, per se, but they are STRONGLY encouraged to.

LadyMischief 10-02-2003 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY


Not necessarily, the elders (equivalent to a catholic reverend) are supposed to be required to do a one-year visit on ya if you are disfellowshiped. I have never gotten one, but I moved and never checked in to the local congregation.

"do not visit me or I will sue - add me to 'do not call' list"

Yeah.. they do look-ups on you, because if one is interested, they can be "Reinstated". However, I just tell them I'm Wiccan and they turn tail and run. Apparently wiccan = satanic human sacrifices to them, and they don't bother to come back. :P


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