Sorry dude. I know you're sensitive about your parents.

I only have one testical by the way. I donated my other one to Tom Green.

-sped

Fuck you and the dirty black double sided 10 foot dildo you rode in on!

Your face looks like a bag of smashed assholes.

I'm gonna rip off your head, finger fuck your eye sockets, and bowl your ugly mug into the gutter where it belongs.

:1orglaugh Thats gold

http://www.thebabycorner.com/infants.../parx0001.html

sounds like Jesus Christ.

Thanks Jesus!
Now what about that Porsche that I've been praying for?

Sperm Burping Road Whore.

Shut up ya fat sac of monkey skins

Yea an '82 maybe with 90K miles on it. Judging from the sites in your sig.

50

Ouch!
you win :(

You're all the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked...

Now how's that for unoriginal?

You're grogan's dumbest alias...

You were spawned from a seed that your daddy should have jerked off into a kleenex.

You < Acacia

People are just too nice around here I guess...

There have been a few contenders, but few exceptional put downs.

Try putting down the Astroglide for 2 minutes and thinking.

Actually, just continue, you'll be free in 2 minutes anyway.

10K is too much, send me 5K and I will hand you free coffee..

Hard to think and type with one hand....

So.... whats the verdict?

The verdict is that your watch is broken. You need clock viagra.

:1orglaugh

DOH!

12 Minutes left. Here's some free content for your galleries:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.p...9a680/5ab4ac63

MMMMmmmmm
More jerk off material...
Thanks bud!
:thumbsup

You're the load momma shoulda swallowed :glugglug

I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have.

:1orglaugh
Classic

Like thats sposed to offend me, I live life by the simple motto that it take 47 muscles in my face to frown but only 4 you reach out and drill you in the motherfucking head.

:thumbsup

Even if I ripped your face off and skullfucked you, it still would'nt be worth my nut...

Actually, this is worthless, a waste of my fucking time. All you motherfuckers going back and forth sounds like a rap battle in Nebraska.

There's rap in Nebraska? I knew there were a lot of sheep fuckers there, but not rappers.

I think that was the point...

:thumbsup

oh. :1orglaugh I guess I didn't pick up on your useless Canadian humor. But if anyone would know anything about Sheep fucking, it's those cock smokin' Canadians. :thumbsup

:stoned

You're boring the shit outta me with your useless drivel. Get your Goodwill shoes wearin ass out this motherfucker before we all fall asleep.

The lack of response from FastAdultTraffic must mean that he is disapointed in our insult talent...:(

We just ain't mean enough....
Dammit. Being born and raised in Canada really affected me...
We're just too gaddam nice up here!
Must be something in the beer...

You're so stupid you thought "1984" was a book about Michael Jackson.

Shut the fuck up, eh.