I don't care whether this is over with or not, I just wanted to post this hehehe

get this straight dude, when ya say you're packing 12, its not supposed to mean millimeters - bye


:D

ORRRR

*laughing hysterically and pointing*
oh I get it ... I'm on candid camera, right??

Well that was fun, wasn't it? Your 4th grade teacher would be very proud of you.

After careful deliberations and quantitative analysis, we have determined the following:

Most of your put downs were ill thought malicious insults. Rarely a clever word was heard.

However, there were 6 or 7 good post, and from that we've chosen 4 winners.

We've chosen 3 runners up, and 1 Grand Prize.

The Grand Prize gets 10K hits of free traffic, the 3 runners up each get 5K.

And they are, drum roll please:

Runners Up:

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<U><B>briscoe</B></U> I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have.

<U><B>redshoe</B></U> Your post sucks as bad as your shitty traffic. So Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.

<U><B>gornyhuy</B></U> We are supposed to fall all over ourselves coming up with witty attacks to hurl at each other so that some half-wit 3-post ass-pony will send us his shitbot traffic in the weakest spam attempt since meat was first canned?
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And the Grand Prize goes to:

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<U><B>GFED</B></U> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.......
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To claim your prize, please list how to contact you here under your nick.

Thank you all for playing. We'll be doing more giveaways, and also launching some charity sales, where revenue for traffic is sent to good causes such as anti-kiddie porn and anti-bad patents.

Take care, and thanks for playing. Oh, and by the way, if you didn't enjoy this promotion, you can Go Fuck Yourself.

Gee, you mean there wasn't really a giveaway. What a fucking surprise.

Edit: oops, simultaneous post.

And to put my foot in my mouth further, I was a contender.
Congrats gfed~!

ill break your mothers hahahaha

Thanks for the 5k! I can be reached at gornyhuy AT codegreen DOT org

What the fuck? None of that shit even contends with my post, except for GFED's.

Bitches.

Time for the skullfucking.

I think my post was over looked

:(

I never win anything!

Except for that cruise and gym membership.

Briscoe
ICQ 449510
Email dipthong {at} yahoo . com

Thanks for picking me! :)

It's one of the funniest things I've ever read and I've been saving it in my documents for special occasions. :)

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